Where the fuck are the jobs. Why can't I get a job.

>>38168802
Strapon your job helmet, squeeze into a job cannon, and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies.

UPS and FedEx will hire anyone. But you're an anime poster so you probably can't lift anything over 40 lbs

>>38168830
>But you're an anime poster so you probably can't lift anything over 40 lbs

I can't even drive so I'm disqualified right there.

>>38168830

What does A have to do with B?

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>>38168802
TO GET A JOB, ANON MUST SHAKE THE HAND
SHAKE THE HAND

MANAGER MUST KNOW YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOB
INTERESTED IN JOB

REMOVE LAZINESS

>>38169653

I tried that already dad then I got some allergic reaction on my hand and had to take antibiotics.

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>>38169669
"Son, quitters never win, and winners never quit. Just show up, speak with the manager, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's that simple."

>>38168802
I couldnt find a job by "casually" filling out applications and then just leaving. You have to pursue it by calling a few days or a week later asking about the applications status. But it does help alot if you know someone who works there already, Took me a year to get a good job then I got my brother a job when he started searching in a week.