You learn that this girl has been stalking you for the past 3 months.
She wants to pay you 2,000 dollars to stay in your home for a month. She'll give you an extra 500 if you let her smell you whenever she wants and cuddle whenever she wants as well.
So, would ya do it?
>>38168711
What are the physical features of this woman and does she have a nice voice. These are both of intense importance
>>38168711
If she has just spent the last 3 months sitting outside my house, I wouldn't let her in for any amount of money. She must have some serious issues and I would fear for my life
>>38168711
Probably, although it would depending on her hygiene.
I don't care about cuddling someone if they're ugly, but if they reek of shit and are dirty, then no thanks, since that money will just go on cleaning products
>>38168711
I'd do it for free regardless of what the woman looked like. I'm so desperate for any kind of companionship i would do almost anything to get a gf.
>>38168711
Is this supposed to have drawbacks?
>>38168711
Yeah
No one has ever liked me let alone a girl.
>>38168711
I'd do it for free if she's a cute yandere with a nice voice. She has to be attractive or else i'd feel weird being stalked.
Can I stay with her instead?
Also I'd do it for free.
>>38168711
Yes.
If she's a QT Id also eat her out and fugg her daily.
>>38168711
Sure.
Provided she's mentally stable (to the point i don't have to worry about getting tortured to death because she's having a psychotic episode or get cannibalized in a murder suicide)
yes if she isn't extremely repulsive and smelly or disruptive to my daily activities
>>38168711
2000 a month isn't massively expensive for renting a good room in a good location and if it's only a one off and not ongoing it's really not much money at all this thread is bad if the money was higher it wouldn't be though
>let her in
>rent another house
>live there
>>38168853
The only valid answer.
Any other should get out.
>>38169171
I don't know of any stalkers who are mentally stable...
Depends if she is malevolent or benevolent
Cuddling is always good but I don't want a knife on my neck while doing it to be honest
>>38168711
Hum, I'm now considering making this offer to the person I'm stalking.
>>38168711
If they match reasonable prerequisites, yes.
>>38168711
I'd let her do it for free without any hesitation. I am in desperate need of validation and acceptance seeing as I've never had that in my life. I'd literally give several body parts for it at this point. It's all I've ever wanted.
>>38168711
Can i just marry her?
>>38168853
This. It's literally a dream come true.
yes
i have no idea why in the world anyone would do this, but sure, why not
all i ask is that she doesnt reek of body odor, especially if i dont like her smell. if i like her smell it probably woudlnt matter
i actually dream of having a stalker/girl fall in love with me. thats actually what my dreams mainly consist of. sexually i guess i get off to 18 year olds, but what i want more than money more than anything really is for a girl to just deeply and endlessly fall in love with me
i want to take all her money, financially dominate her, make her orgasm with sex, engage in violence/alternate it with love, etc. i just want her to make me the center of her life and obsess over me
thats why im getting into lookism/face care and all this other shit, desu
i doubt itll even be worth it but probably its correct to experience it anyways
>>38168853
This
I'd do it for free and if she let me clean up her used pussy and get sloppy seconds after Chad fucked her hard, I'd let her have full read access to my computer. She only has to let me do it once and only until I cum (it will probably take 10 seconds) unless she wants me to make her cum in which case I will try but probably fail because I am a worthless virgin. I'd also pay to have her piss on my face and mouth.
Uh yeah dude I'll do that for free.
>>38168711
>You learn that this girl has been stalking you for the past 3 months.
If she is halfway as qt as the op pic we have a deal. But she has to tell me how the fuck she managed to stalk me if I never go somewhere.
If she was mentally stable I would pump her full of my seed.
>>38168711
will she pay for her own food/help with rent?
if so, sure
Will she murder me?
>>38168711
sure, why the hell not
if she kills me, i wont mind, cause i would be dead and unable to care
Would she let me sniff the intimate areas of her body?
>>38168711
>qt girl
>stalking me
I'd fucking pay for her to stay
If she's cute, healthy and lets me sniff her feet then it's a deal. Might as well let her stay forever
>>38168711
This actually sort of happened to me once. Minus the money. I've greentexted it before.
>>38168711
No way, she's probably working for (((them))).
Tell her to get out of here, stalker, then chug vodka bottle and if she still here, shoot with Kalashnikov
Only if I can make her pregnant
>>38170800
Take a picture with her and write my digits on a piece of paper or else none of this ever happened and you're a faggot
I've always wanted a yandere, now I get one that pays rent. Where's the downside OP
>>38170879
>>38168711
I literally cannot think of any downsides as long as she doesn't want to kill anyone. Is the OP post just a (You) farming operation?
>>38170919
>implying (You)s have any value these days
Ever since the influx of normies, (You)s have been in a downward spiral.