Thought you guys might enjoy a story from when i was 15 >be

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Thought you guys might enjoy a story from when i was 15
>be me
>school fair run by 4 normies that hate me
>one of them is jewish
>hatch a devilish plan maybe one of the best i have ever had
>track down b-tech Nazi uniform, use card board cut out arm band swastikas
>the day finally hits and i put on normal clothes before going to school
>put baby's first S.S uniform in my bag
>run straight to the bathrooms with bag and put on the uniform
>stroll past my friend and he gives me a look of disgust
>he pulls out a sharpie and gives me a banging stache
>thank him as i go to the meeting of normies and greet them with "vitte schnitzel shnell strodell"
>3 of them betas look at me shocked as the filthy jew starts to quiver with rage
>"JUST BECAUSE IM JEWISH YOU HAVE TO DO THIS"
> give him a smirk and say "6 million people were gassed and they couldn't kill your faggy grand parents"
>feel a cold hand on my shoulder and hear "lets have a chat about that claim"
>mfw
>say i need to go to the bathroom
>NO says the 5.7 principal i walk along side a jew and a smaller than average principal
>run
>become a fugitive nazi
>go behind what i call head shed
>realize that jews and the little people are chasing the nazi
> get caught and expelled moved to a new school
so that was the best experience of my life