Did ya get da job son?

Walked into that manager's office, firmly introduced myself with a firm handshake and suck the manager's cock. I got the job alright.

>>38163197
I have to apply online. I tried shaking the manager's hand firmly but he didn't have any hands

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>>38163231
SO IT'S LAZINESS, THEN.

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>>38163197
>Applied online at 5 different places.
>Didn't really check the job descriptions, kind of just dropped my CV at jobs that looked okay.
>No motivation letter.
>Next day, got called by some pretty well known tourist spot in my city to be an entertainer.
>"I've never done that, but I'm sure I can and I'm sure it's gonna be fun" -- attitude.
>Actually got hired.
>Job is fun. I basically hang out with guests and other employees. The pay is good too for a summer job.

Thank god for this. If it wasn't for this job, I'd probably be having a breakdown right about now. Meeting new people is the best solution to every problem.

I wish you all to be as lucky as I was.

>>38163679
did ya do wat yo old man said? Did ya give his big ol chicken wing a shake?

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I'd really like to be able to give jobs to Sydney anons to work for me and my company that I'm starting at the moment.