ITT: Personal Rules That Never Let You Down

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>>38153178
>Always look people in the eye
>Stand up straight
>Give them a firm handshake

These are the keys to success, son.

>>38153239
I hate this meme

Stupid fucking smug boomer face

>>38153343
Why so offended? Are you incapable of these things?

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>>38153178
>Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
>Do not relent to tell someone they are gravely mistaken or grossly incompetent.
>Do not oversell yourself.

As you can see, I have gotten nowhere in the hierarchy.

Only the worst among us rise to the top.

>>38153343
Memes aren't meant to be taken seriously.

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>Never feel shame for anything of yourself. You can't change what you like or feel, and you'll have nothing to hide.
>Don't judge anyone on any physical trait but only on the merits of their character.
>Only make a purchase after considering the positives and negatives three times. Never make an instinctive buy.
>Hobbies are meant to be enjoyed, so feeling anger when feeling inadequate is pointless.
>Always learn from mistakes, never find an excuse for them.
I still have no friends.

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>Never worry about what people think of you, they're all pieces of shit too
>Everyone who isn't a friend is an enemy and should be regarded as such
>If you aren't living your life the way you want to, then your life is wasted

>>38154995
>Everyone who isn't a friend is an enemy
how do you make friends then if everyone is an enemy

>>38154995
Not bad rules desu

always COMPLETELY OWN whatever you're doing. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT BREAKS THE UNSAID RULES OF SOCIETY

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>>38153487
>Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

>>38155026
You don't, you're on /r9k/.

Confirmed netgain:
>never lend someone anything
>when in doubt shoot first
>smile and wave if you see a girl even sweep their gaze past you
Good rules of thumb but no noticeable or provable gain that i've seen:
>liqour over beer
>masturbate but not to porn

There are no friends. Always keep a shadow of doubt on everyone you know and meet.

Honesty isn't always the best policy.

Don't dip your pen in company ink. Meaning don't mix business life with social life. Don't date cow workers. Don't say anymore more then you need to your bosses.

>always be honest, or at least work towards honesty even if the person can't handle it, ease them into the truth
>overlook physical traits and respect everyone I meet for the first time equally
>always, instead of getting mad at people try to understand them
>avoid violence (both physical and verbal) as much as I can
>don't take things that people say on the internet too seriously
>never let anyone else tell me who I'm supposed to be/how I am supposed to act

I know half of these are fedora/white basic bitch tier but they work

So rules I'd give my kid

>say hi to people when you see them if you want to make friends
>never do anything for someone if you don't want to. Not like they're gonna fight you
>some people get weird if ou don't laugh at their jokes. Don't pay them any mind

>>38153178
Don't drink alcohol.

I've seen so many drunks I've either hated, or have made me incredibly sad just by existing. I never want to be like that, it's just tragic,

>>38155440
>Don't dip your pen in company ink.

I have this same rule, but I express it as "Don't shit where you eat"
you make your living at your work, don't shit it up by trying to date some bitch there and making it awkward.
Or even really, by trying to befriend anyone there because I only see them at work and hanging out is lame and feels like work if they're there.

I keep a very wide margin between my personal and professional life.
I can't even really befriend coworkers because I feel like that is too much exposure, as well. I don't want anyone to get too close. Co-workers are conditional "office-only friends" but really more like acquaintances.

>Always try to do what you truly know is right
>Don't be a cunt to people unless they act like cunts themselves
>Practice objective self-criticism, don't be a conceited cunt.

>make a serious effort to remember someone's name when it's told to you
>avoid confrontation at all costs, but don't let people walk over you
>nurse your drinks when you're out in public. When you're the only one at the end of the night that can get home without assistance you'll be grateful
>put 90% into everything you do
>always piss before using public transportation

>>38155999
Trips confirm. I've done every drug known to man, and alcohol is by far the shittiest one invented.

It's basically Paint Thinner Lite.

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>Never steal
>Always put bugs outside unless it's a roach or a hostile bug

>>38153487
>Do not relent to tell someone they are gravely mistaken or grossly incompetent.
>Do not relent to tell someone they are grossly incompetent.

Personally I feel it's perfectly fine to call a crucial mistake when necessary but flat out calling people incompetent is sorta beginning to cross the line from honesty into unnecessary dickishness in my opinion

>try not to be a dick

>>38153343
It's not wrong though.

>>38153178
>pee before you go out
>no feelings

>>38153178
> Fake it till you make it
> It doesn't matter if you're 1% smarter than someone of 100% smarter, you can bullshit your way through it
> Relationships aren't a you vs me system, they're a partnership. Your partner is your best friend. Act like it.
And for the IT people
> Throw in enough acronyms and people will leave you alone

>Never offer to give someone a lift, or give them money because they will start to treat you as if they have a right for you to take them somewhere/give them money and get hostile when you don't
>Friendships break. Savour and enjoy the time you have before that person stabs you in the back
>Normies are cunts who only want to use you for their own merit
>Stay low, keep your head down, and do your own thing in life

>>38153732
i agree without the 1st one. I would have been your friend

Do what you want not what others want you to be.

>>38155199
idk why, but this made me kek so hard

>don't associate with anybody with over 150 Instagram followers
>if her friends are insufferable then she'll probably end up that way to you as well
>Don't involve yourself in drama, and for the love of god don't start it
>If drama starts anyway, stay neutral and watch from a safe distance
>Don't give two faced people a second chance.
>If people are pissing you off, leave the area and cool off. if they continue to purposely fuck with you then drop them.
>Don't take advice from /fa/

>make as many mistakes as you need, but never make the same mistake twice
>almost no one is as happy or as miserable as they believe themselves to be
>dont loan people money, give it to them as a gift
>he who has plenty is kind when giving to the man who has none, but virtuous when he gives those who have none the means to have plenty
>render unto ceasers what is ceasers and unto the lords what is the lords
>it is better to be feared than loved but best to be both

PERSONAL GOLDEN RULES:
>NEVER give somebody a second chance.
>Weight lifting, bodybuilding and skills in general I guess is not a fight with the weights, it is a fight with time. Learn to chill and enjoy what you do, so you can do it all day every day instead of do it hard af for a week and quit like a tired bitch.
>Piss before you go out of the house so you don't need to find a toilet.
>Shit when you wake up, so you don't feel uncomfortable during the day.
>If you feel like it go and cry in your room. You will feel much better
>Know your strengths and weaknesses and use them ( never become a PR person if you are autistic, don't become a professional figher if you are missing an arm)

>>38153178
>Women(even ugly) will never give you a chance because you're below 7/10.
>Most people are pieces of shit, but always give them a chance
>Family doesn't mean anything if they don't act like they are
>Try not to take life too seriously

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>>38158468
>he who has plenty is kind when giving to the man who has none, but virtuous when he gives those who have none the means to have plenty

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>always have nothing to lose and nothing to gain so that nothing can ever hurt you

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>>38158277
agree, but the last one is fucking pathetic

>>38156118
I agree with the piss thing 100% when I used to go to school I had to travel literally 3 hours a day every work day and I used to piss on people's homes because the shit stores would be closed so early in the morning

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>>38153178
>Don't do shit you don't want people do to you
>Always be prepared for anything
>Always stay calm
>Show dominance
>Never regret
>Remember who made your choices
>Feelings are merely an unnecessary burden

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>never 100% trust anybody, though its okay to put a certain degree of trust in people at times
>try to live life without any regrets (meme-ish, but true)
>99% of the time, people want something from you if they interact with you. Try to see what you can get from them
>never let anyone make you their bitch
>money isn't everything, but it's certainly better than nothing. Get that money
>live by "equivalent exchange" (not the gay FMA thing, more like eye for an eye)
>never EVER, under any conditions, talk/give information to the police.

Turn any feeling of attraction into hate to avoid being crushed by roastie whores

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>reject people before that reject you

>Lie constantly, things always work out better that way
>Avoid people who talk badly about others
>No point in giving anything your all, either it won't matter or you'll be overshadowed by someone else
>Don't care about what others think of you, they don't matter
>Acting out of normie behavior can only lead to trouble

>>38158261
>And for the IT people
>Throw in enough acronyms and people will leave you alone
Truer words have never been spoken

>>38153178
>the easiest way to be happy is to be the kind of person that's easily amused
>luck doesn't get enough credit for your successes, don't use up your luck on stupid things
>friends are useful, but always stop being friends once you move

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Always, I repeat, ALWAYS KEEP /pol/ ON /pol/

No exceptions, unless you want to be a pariah (more so than you are right now)

>always look people in the eye while youre talking to them
>masturbate when you need to
>shit standing up
>try to encounter girls
>invest in a wardrobe or two
>travel
>study things

>>38158673
>don't do shit you don't want people to do to you

all the world's problems resolved if everyone would just agree to fucking this

>>38159375
Yeah, cause no one's needs conflict with other people's needs and there's enough resources to go around.

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I'm really liking this thread, here's one I keep dear to me.

>Day after day, it gets a little bit easier

>>38159412
>they don't
>there are

and im not explaining or validating shit to an individual who cannot recognize the manufactured and artificial nature of scarcity

>Be polite
>Be efficient
>Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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>efficiency over emotion
>be skeptical of everyone
>always be blunt and straightforward with what you mean, honesty optional
>allies are worth more than "friends"
>when asking for something or requesting a favor from someone make sure to apologize for using up their resources
>mind your own fucking business
>treat people how you would normally treat them, but if they are being polite, you must be polite to them in return unless they are tryong to get something from you using dishonest means
>you don't owe anyone anything if they haven't done anything that warrants your personal respect of them, vice versa this applies to you, no one is better than anyone unless they prove it
>you will be left behind if you are not good enough
>know when to just give up, know when you aren't good enough
>look straight ahead and be quiet when you're trying to avoid something or someone
>sometimes instinct is more useful than fact or intelligence
>don't be a sheep, but don't ramble about the herd or make conspiracies either, because you'll look like a tinfoil snowflake faggot
>try not to let anyone see you fuck up
>try not to let anyone see your true emotions, but always speak and act genuinely, kind of like wearing a tinted see-through mask
>if you need help, ask for it, but keep your gay problems to yourself

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Hone your introspection
Ideas and emotions are your best friends, never turn them down
Don't be so eager to solve every mystery
Avoid apathy and irony as much as you can
Take it easy

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>>38160465
Apathy is fun, you pussy.

>>38153178
Always view outsiders as the enemy so they can never manipulate you.

>>38153178
>always press the red button

>>38158830

>never EVER, under any conditions, talk/give information to the police

Why not?

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>>38160516
I respectfully disagree and I'm a bit sad you don't agree with one of my personal rules but that's fine.

>>38160622
Different anon.
A. They're out to get you
B. They will use anything you say against you
C. Their training teaches them to blatantly lie to get shit from you
D. Anything you say is being recorded so if its not used against you now it will be later
E. They can "stretch the truth" on shit you say and later claim maybe they misheard but now its your nobody-tier word against their enforcer-of-the-law-tier word in a court and/or field of law

Give them nothing.

>>38153178
>Only humans from childhood can be real friends
>Treat all women like dirt and never apologize

>don't be afraid to put larger and larger things in your boipucci as the years pass
>Save your cum in a cup and eat it in a day or less or it will evaporate
>You can only jerk out five loads a day long term, max
>Don't be afraid to ask a girl for her dirty underwear

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>>38153178
Don't get close to people. They're all after you anyway.

>Do it right now or it won't get done
Mainly applying to other people doing things for me or involving me. I've found that if it doesn't get done right away when its first brought up, it won't get done period. People are unreliable.

>Don't rely on others for pretty much everything, especially people you don't know very well

>Anyone who comes to you wants something from you unless they've proven themselves otherwise
Especially women, since there is literally no reason for them to interact with me on a normal basis

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>>38153178
"Blood for the Blood God!!",meaning, Do things as they are meant to be done.
"Honor the great game",meaning you just lost.
"For the Emperor", always remember that which is greater than you, a bigger purpose.
"Things will get loud now.", Never hide your postive influcence upon world, but don't try to over sell it, never force your self to be humble, just be humble.
>Do or Do not, there is no try.
>If I'm doing shit, i'll do it.

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>you deserve nothing, be thankful for everything
>expect and prepare for the worst
>don't be afraid to ask for or pursue what you want
>help others
>be exceptional in everything that matters to you

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>>38158261
>Throw in enough acronyms and people will leave you alone
Good looking out anon, I'm use this when I technoballe normies into doing things for me.

You can tell a lot by how a person responds to matters of the soul and how they treat someone who can do nothing for them.

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>Never judge anyone before knowing their part of the story
>Never show emotions
>Never tell people about anything personal unless you absolutely need to
>Never think of someone as worse or better than you no matter who they are
>Treat people with respect unless they're disrespectful towards you
>Always help those who need it
>Never trust anyone
>Work to improve yourself
>Do only things that will bring happines to you or others
>Never do anything that will bring suffering to others
Basically through years I learned to never trust people and I hate them but at the same time I understand everyone just wants the same thing as me: to be happy, so that's what I wish for everyone despite my hate towards them.
I also believe that every "evil" person wasn't born this way, I think the suffering shaped them that way, usually thieves, murderers etc. come from poor or abusive families and it just permamently fuck them up, even the culprits are merely victims of another culprints in a never ending cycle repeating itself each generation.

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>>38153178
>Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings
>There's only one commandment you can do what you want to

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>>38155440
>Don't date cow workers.
What did he mean by this?

Do you work on a farm anon?

Took depression to figure these out:

>never help or hinder the police in any way, in both you stand nothing to gain and everything to lose
>realize everything is transient on a long enough time scale, marriage, buildings, trees and mountains are all mere happenings and so are you, learn to let go and cultivate detachment
>be your authentic self and don't give any care to what others think in your pursuit of finding this self
>eat healthy, exercise, start now, even if you're 600lbs, walk to the end of the block and back, tomorrow do it twice
>you have nothing to attain, you are as good now as you ever have been or will be, no degree, job, salary or opinion will change this
>live free of guilt, envy, hate, or greed, realize these are secondary emotions to a deeper problem but always try your best
>forgive yourself and others
>learn from the past but don't live there...look to the future but don't daydream
>meditate
>enjoy a social life, try to maintain friendships

I could go on.

>>38158830
>>38160775
You sound like a nigger desu

>>38161230
T. Retard

Evil humans or psychopaths are incapable of compassion and empathy thus they are ego drones puppeted by our most primal instincts like bloodlust. A psycho will stab you for just looking at them, you are no different from a dog to them because they cant view you as a person due to no empathy and never will.

The most evil humans are always psychos. I mean legit evil like Stalin or Nathaniel Rothschild not meme evil like Hitler or Trump.

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>>38158261
>Throw in enough acronyms and people will leave you alone
I'm not IT but yeah this is a good way to get me to fuck off

>>38155440
Well cows are pretty boring desu

>>38153239
All of those are completely unnecessary. People who insist they are required are smug as hell.

Ya'll sound like fucking sociopaths. I'm glad most of these rules boil down to "avoid humans" because I don't want contact with you either. Happy 4th

>Always check for a toilet when you go somewhere (Crohn's rule of thumb)
>Women are generally shit. Don't trust them. They get bored easily and need to be entertained 24/7 or else they will bounce to another guy.
>Don't overdo it.
>Always try to think and prepare for the worst possible scenario. It will more than likely not turn out 100% the way you think, but close to it.

>>38161632
Forgot to add.

>Family are the only people who will truly have your back, nobody else will.

>>38161629
Sociopaths dont avoid humans they invite them so they can hook them in amd manipulate them. They dont understand hatred caused by social isolation or eben hatred as sociopaths have weak emotions that can be scripted(acted out) at will.

>>38153343
>>38158219
>>38153343
anon is a neet who is incapable of carrying himself with any kind of confidence i guess

perfect chad walk vs robot walk example

>don't be a dick
>don't be stupid

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It's that simple, folks.

>>38153178

>Fuck you fuck everything about you fuck society fuck culture fuck life I'm here on my own and for myself if you want to come along for the ride you're welcome cross me and I'll make sure you'll regret it

>>38161804
It triggers our simian ego if in our mind we are just a tool to someone we really trusted. We dont care if our boss uses us since thats expected but the betrayal triggers so much anger it makes you never trust anyone again.

>>38156977
It's easily accessible though

>>38161438
>Hitler
>meme evil
You're delusional stormfag

>>38153239
good lord shoo forced meme shoo

>>38161345
You sound like a very sheltered person who has no idea how the law can fuck you.

Always just wait for a lawyer, even if they assign one to you. NEVER talk to the cops. They'll fuck you.

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If there's one thing life taught me is to never trust your family
They drove my mother to insanity, I'll make these assholes pay.

>>38161874
>NEVER talk to the cops

Truth. A defense lawyer and former cop say so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE

>>38161861
Jews are infinitely more evil than Hitler. The fact these humans have consistently tried to torment Europeans for the last 1000 years along with right now shows how wicked they are. Even their religion sounds sociopathic in origin.

>>38153178
Never EVER take a loan for college. There is no telling if your career is even remotely successful.

>>38153178
>Don't look women in the eye or you'll turn delusional
>Avoid talking so your inner thoughts don't leak
>Never borrow money or people will start to look down on you

>>38161874
>lawyer
Well sure, retard if you have actually committed a crime and have been arrested obviously talk to your lawyer first.

But if you are a witness to a serious crime and you refuse to talk to police because "muh life rule" you are a tumour on society and I hope you get castrated. By doing this you are enabling pieces of shit to repeat their crimes over and over and you deserve death.

The fact you actually have a life rule concerning your interactions with police speaks volumes, I don't think I were far off the mark with my first post desu. Definitely ghetto trash, probably non-white American.

>>38161921
Oh wow these two youtube videos completely changed my world view! In all seriousness though talking to a lawyer if you are a POS criminal or you have fucked up somewhere is common sense, see above.

>>38162192
M8 did you watch the videos? It presents a pretty solid case as to why not to talk to LE even if you are innocent. This speaks volumes about the priorities of law enforcement in a variety of cases. Sure a non cooperative witness not saying anything just to be stubborn is shitty, but so is putting the priority of wrapping up a case over the truth of the matter. It's anecdotal but a former guy working homicide I know had basically told me this. It was about closing cases, forcing confessions, etc. And THAT is a cancer to society too. Its just as shitty.

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>Never tell anyone what you truly desire. If you do so, you will give them the power to manipulate you.
>Apologies are worthless. Ask for explanations instead. Only explanations will reveal a person's true nature.
>Always be ready to give an explanation of the objective rightfulness of every single one of your action. In other words, never do anything that others could blame you for doing.
>You can't change people against their will. If they don't want to change, do not waste your time.
>Some people care about you even if they don't make it seem so. Some people don't care about you even if they don't make it seem so. Spend your time with people who might fit the first category, do not waste your time with people who you know fit the second category.
>Find positives to everything.
>Read the Book of Lord Shang, or at least the introduction. Legalism is a pretty rad chinese philosophy that is about always being right even when you do fucked up shit.

>have friends but dont have strong attachment to them, or else when they dont invite you for hang out, you never feel being left
>if lies make your life easier, so do it

>>38160902
Thanks anon, im a doctor now because of your tipps

>>38162192
>Definitely ghetto trash, probably non-white American.
actually im from southern europe m8 so you can stay mad

>>38163157
>Ghetto trash and non-white
Two out of three is good enough for me.

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>>38163196
>sheltered americunt thinks everything in the world works just like it does in burgerland
>has no idea about cops in the shitty EU countries

>>38153178
>Never help a stranger
>Never volunteer
>if you don't want something to happen, don't put yourself in the situation

>>38153178
>the faster you disconnect the easier it is to end it

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>>38163213
>eurotrash thinking his opinion is valid
Tbh they should just permaban everyone who isn't from anglo countries, you aren't robots and you don't belong.

>>38153178
>NEVER get emotional over a women you've dated for less than six months, even then I wouldn't reccomend
>don't trust bike locks
>trust your gut
>beware of normie Chad "friends"

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>>38163279
>having to resort to le murica memes because he got BTFO after revealing he was a sheltered little burger

>>38153487
>telling the truth
Good goyim

>>38163279
Jesus, why are you such a faggot?

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>>38163304
>>38163318
And here come the yurocucks for another fresh suply of Amerisperm(Tm). Open your snaggletoothed mouths and bon appetit!

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>>38163349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

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>>38163318
>I was just born that way my son.

>>38153178
This is the one rule that has not and will not ever let me down.
>I would rather see you lose than win myself
It has never failed me. May it not fail you anons, either.

>>38163454
What a dumb rule. Imagine valueing the contempt of others rather than your own personal gain.

>>38163467
I go through so much to fuck someone over that I end up coming out ahead anyway.

>no smoke
>no heroin

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>>38163279
>american thinking he's white
Nice try, Tyrone Sanchez

>>38159855
snoipins a good job mate

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>>38163378
>>38163535
Still coming back for more?

*sigh* Okay, open wide! *Unzips dick*

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>>38163556
>unzips dick
>burger can't even speak proper english

>>38158261
the last one made me laugh but its very true
>mom's internet doesnt work
>start explaining http and tcpip to her
>she leaves abruptly
>i restart the router and shitpost

>>38163607
>Eurotrash is also a newfag
Color me suprised. Just don't color me brown, like the smelly yuropoor.

>>38161917
Relax, Shadow The Hedgehog.

>>38153178
>moral and ethics are stupid concepts, made by stupid people to hold back these who aren't
>Empathy and feeling guilty are mental retardations that aren't just accepted, but even encouraged by society

>always count money twice
>always check for spiders
>the bags of grapes in the back are sweeter than the ones in front
>never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game
>never summon a devil without a lawyer present

>>38161333
more i like

>>38163683
Edgelord spotted. Don't act like it is other people that have the defect and not you.

>>38153178

>never fully trust anyone

>never show your true self / speak your true thoughts to other people

>never speak your problems to those who do not understand

>>38153178
>Never trust a man in a tunic

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>never break my word once i give it and dont trust people who break theirs unless it was unavoidable

>>38163777

in addition to this actually:

>as long as it is within rationality / ability, comply with what other people want you to do

>>38153178
>Put as little effort as possible into everything you do in life
>Always be calm and relaxed in any situation you are in, or atleast don't show anyone that you're not
>Don't create waves - live your life the most relaxed and comfy way you can
>don't go out of you way for anything that involves effort
>Try to be "chill" personified
>Take everything as slow as possible - living life effortlessly and without putting in work is the key.

>>38153178
>never lie to anybody who you care even a little bit about or to people who are not out to get you

>jerk off to all the porn you want, but only cum without porn

>if something seems too good to be true, it is a trap

>be honest
>always have a plan on how to fuck someone over if they ever backstab you
>never relax around niggers or kikes
>always look on the bright side of things, no matter how minuscule
>never try to impress someone, it never works
>always say yes

>>38164063
>yesman
The true path of the cuck. And I'm not even trying to meme when I say that.

>>38163659
families are dicks in general. especially if they try to guilt you into doing shit for them all the time because you are related. fuck that

>>38164105
I guess I should have expanded on that. When GOOD opportunities arise, always say yes to them instead of saying no because of excuses.

>>38161670
unless your family's shit

>>38157965
I put bugs outside for about a year, back in 2013, even though I have a crippling fear of flying insects. Problem is, my house is so old and shitty that bugs get in constantly during the summer, so I was putting a bug out literally every 10 minutes on the hottest days. Eventually I just decided it wasn't worth it, and now I just kill them. I do feel bad about it though, and for what it's worth, I mutter a little "sorry" every time I squash one.

>Never hope for anything unless it's already happening
>Don't try and concentrate on one thing at once, switch between as many tasks as you can
>Have something to say or ask otherwise don't talk

>>38164365
I have a rule to never smash spiders after seeing that gif of one exploding into a bunch of babies.

>>38153178
>trust your instincts
>common sense is a meme
>use logic to amplify your freedom of action and avoid taking unavoidable loss or irreversible consequences
>Nothing matters in this life. Break all your metaphorical chains

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>>38164525
they don't let you post textless so here's this

>>38164525
aren't instincts and common sense kind of related?
seems a little contradictory.

>>38164928
Not at all, common sense requires some thought while instinct doesn't.

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>>38155216
Quality posting
Omego

You have to be willing to start again
Do the things that you want to do if you don't want regrets
You only have one life so keep trying util you die
The only thing that matters is furthering myself and becoming successful
In order to improve I must be willing to fail
You're going to die soon, do what you want
If you want to succeed you cant passive about what you want to do
The winners are the ones who's willing to do things and take action for their own sake
Believe in your convictions
Frank yang was a weirdo so he had to be strong to protect himself
Think about myself, nothing else matters
Never accept blame until the proof absolute
If you want something you have to keep doing it
Its all about what you do
Keep making decisions
Visualise a goal fuckhead
Its all part of a long term goal
No guilt, fear, embarrassment, humiliation, shame, remorse, doubt
Its okay to make mistakes, you can always redeem yourself in the future
Dont think about consequences just think about the next step
Use the world
You are the only one who experiences your world
Human minds are easily exploitable, yours included
You can choose to pursue anything
The only thing left is to just do it
Persevere through bullying
If you want to get better at x then keep doing x
It's all about what you're used to
No matter what you do the world will still move on so why not do what you want
You don't owe anyone anything
Don't give it up
I need to risk and fail in order to change
Ask yourself which is more important at this moment
You don't owe anyone anything
Why do you want to protect something that harms you? Because it's part of my identity
You are defined by your choices
Not making a choice is a choice so you might as well make the choice that you want
Just do it
Play with the world
Fear is sustained through avoidance

If you want to move forward you must challenge the status quo
Be in a competitive mindset
Be proactive as opposed to being reactive
Learn to change your focus on yourself
When you're about to do something nerve wracking, no matter what happens just deal with it and move forward
It's also about how i present myself to the world
Obtain what you want don't accommodate for your fears e.g. Go for a girl >oh they dont like me>get real life feedback>address those feedback and hence improve
You have to prove yourself in order to earn respect
Im sure there are ways to reason myself into any mindset
Being in a position of high status isn't easy, why wouldn't it? If it were easy then everyone would obtain high status which infact making the high status a normal status. High status is above average status which means to be outside average you must do exactly that; to create outside average effects on yourself and the external world
Opportunities come but also goes. Take the opportunity while it still exists
You cannot get ahead in life if you follow/do to what everyone says
You can't have a chance to succeed if you don't make sacrifices/risks.
You cant move forward without sometimes upsetting others
Your intention has to be consistent. In other words, to be the person who will take you where you want to be in life you have to always be that type of person until its consistently who you are; you always have to be on; automatic.
Keep your mind looking into the future and not dwell on the past or fantasise in your head too much
Nothing will happen if you dont fight for it e.g. homeless man urinated on himself because he was too scared to walk into a building to find a toilet
To move forward you must stay uncomfortable
If you want to be something you must do something

>>38164928
Not really, instincts are based in the most primal and animal part of your brain, common sense is relying on experience alone and doesn't usually offer enough information to draw reliable conclusions

>Never start a fight, but if you find yourself in one, attack with 100% ferocity.

less of rules more lie general advice

>liking the clothes you wear and the way you look might seem materialistic but it does wonders for your confidence and the way you carry yourself, invest in nice clothes and they will carry you far
>institutions like schools and governments in the end are just gatherings of people, so don't worry about people think too much
>don't alienate yourself from your family, give them time
>if your family members are abusive, and you empathize with them, you'll only get hurt in the end.
>there are genuinely evil people in this world and you should avoid them whenever possible, they were not born evil and may have sad backstories and be nice sometimes but don't be near them
>love is real
>if you're in a physical fight, act as fucking insane as you can so you can intimidate your opponent and any other potential opponents
>get a hobby that creates something, like knitting or art or writing so if you are depressed and partake in it you have something to show you weren't being a complete lazy piece of shit
>don't trust anyone unless you've known them for a good amount time to understand their general thought process and how their past and flaws effect them
>don't judge based on appearances, but if you have a bad gut reaction when you meet someone, trust it
>if you hurt someone, beating yourself up over it won't make them any better. try your best to move on and stay away from them.
>the people who surround you are a reflection of who you are. if you hate all your friends, try looking at yourself.
>don't kill every bug you see, they didn't choose to be fucking ants or flies. try to set them free if they are in your house.
>you can care about someone with all your heart and understand why they act the way they do, but change is dependent on them alone.
>most people won't ever change, accept them as they are or distance yourself.

>>38153178
Around blacks, never relax.

convfefe

>>38155999
>Canadian Indian reporting in
I made a promise to myself never to touch the stuff after my father came home one night and pissed himself in the kitchen.
It's destroying my people more than any institution ever did

>>38161230

Just wanted to say your post was really nice, anon.

>>38161804

Is that a deliberate misspelling? It's "get used to..."

>>38161874
>>38161921

That 'don't talk to the cops' video saved my ass a while back. Genuinely awesome video.

Cops were trying to trip me up and bully me. They got nowhere fast because I knew how to act thanks to this. Literally everyone here should watch it.

>nothing in life is ever free, everything you get has to be earned and if someone gives you something for free, be very cautious of them and what they want from you
>stay away from illegal activities as best as you can
>stay away from cops as best as you can
>if someone catches you lying, it's better to admit that you were lying than think of a shitty lie on the spot
>never ever reveal your powerlevel to the normies
>don't try to go for that 'mysterious quiet guy' or 'spaced-out smart nerdy guy' stereotype, normies think they like it but they'll criticize you the moment you start acting like it
>if a person opens up a conversation/has their whole personality built around a serious aspect of their life(they're trans, gay, their parents died etc etc) stay away, these people are shallow damaged beings who are in need of therapy and you cannot help them
>expect everyone to be as dumb/smart as you are. Everyone makes mistakes. Others are just good at hiding them.
>never be afraid to ask about something, even if it seems trivial and people might think you're a retard
>pay attention to your drink when in a club/pub
>know your limits when drinking
>when dating a woman, never ever say the L word before they do(unless they're turboautistic shy girls, then it may be okay)
>don't have sex with strangers
>don't be afraid to be yourself, but know the social rules and adapt your behavior according to them. There isn't a worse thing than an autist who isn't aware of his autism
>self-consciousness is a good thing, but too much of it is bad

>>38153178

Honestly, in my life, women have been the only ones who threated me good.

>Dad is a huge asshole
>Mom has always been nice to me

>At middle school, boys didn't want to hang out with me, and i was always left out

>The only person who invited me to birthday parties was a nice girl i knew since i was little
>The other girls in the class helped me with my insecurities, always laughed to my jokes, and threated me nice

>At high school i was in class with only males, they always made fun of me and threated me like a retard

I know this board always spit venom towards women, but for me it is much more easy to get along with them. Too bad i haven't talked to one (except mommy) in like 3 years. Those boys really ruined my teenage period, and if you add the fact that there were no females in my class, it was even worst.

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>>38153732
I will be your friend!

Eggsplosion!

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>Be open and honest with everyone, there is no way you will find good people that match with you if you dont
>Work hard and push yourself to be better than the rest
>Care only about yourself unless caring about someone else will benefit you
>Always smile no matter how desperate the situation is

Also some dumb shitty things I say relating to life
>"You gotta suffer to succeed"
>"Finding good people is like sticking your arm in a barrel of shit, hoping to find a diamond"
>"Everything an individual does will directly or indirectly benefit that one individual"

>>38158431
What advice did those /fa/ggots give you?

>>38167964
Great advice and well thought!

>>38168508
Do you have steam or discord?
originalaojso

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>>38170689

Yeah, it's Mizerawa Manawroth#5314, although I am going to be busy tonight so I'll reply tomorrow.

>>38158277
Yeah.. dont take this guys advice

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>>38170804
sent ;)
this message is required to be original

>if it Looks too good to be true. It's a trap
>put no idiocy or autism beyond your fellow man. You cannot think little enough of others
>There are no other people, only NPCs and the annoyances they enforce. Live in whatever way pleases you and take only the broardest steps toward living in society

I wear clothing outside. But No look, no mutter or disgust will stop me from getting around in my too-big jacket, the shirt with the giant hole in the side, my ratty socks and sandals

>don't feel ashamed or guilty about anything
>shit only matters if you think it does
>you have no obligation to care about anyone other than yourself
Helped me deal with some shit desu senpai.

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>>38170804
What the frick frack is going on in that pic?

Not really a rule but learn how to suffer well. People put up with bullshit cuz they are afraid of negative consequences that will impact their comfort. Learn how to live without comfort that is true freedom

>>38153178
>stop being so polemical and contraversial (this one really fucked my life over for a good couple of years)
>no relationships unless u finna wife, no sex till marriage
>never become a fat piece of shit who goes into a midlife crisis at the age of 40 with no life or accomplishments, shape your actions accordingly