"Heh heh, Anon, I bet you can't steal my pencil without

"I can always try with my mouth ;)"

I'll grab it with my foot. I'm good at that.

>>38153032
>wordlessly remove shoe and sock
>crane my foot up to the pencil
>grab it with my toes
>drop it at her feet
>put sock and shoe back on
>walk away

Dumb cunt should learn to not make bets she can't win.

>>38153032

*zips down my original dick*

>>38153321
You have a zip on your dick?

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>>38153032
*dragon kicks her jaw into pieces*

you fool, you've awoken the beast!

>>38153032
"Haha come over here so I can smash your stupid fucking face in you ugly dyke looking bitch ;)"

>>38153137
fuck that anon. Just smack that bitch right in the face your shoe

Do a 180 and walk into her--the impact causes her to drop the pencil

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"Sure thing roastie"

>our eyes lock
>silence
>its as if time itself has frozen, a sense of unease hangs heavy in the afternoon sun
>a dog barks in distance
>quick as a whip i drag my left foot round in a circle, while raising the arm on that side in front of me bracing myself
>my right hand snaps to the piece holstered at my side
> my faithful 'REE'volver, my daddy gave it to me when i was 9
>there was the sound of a fired gun and then again silence
>i resume my standing position
>the roastie opens her eyes, taken aback that her heart yet beats
>at her feet the pencil, shattered ten thousand fold
>she looks up at me
>my lips they speak

"Please go out with me"

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>>38153032
Me on the left
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>>38154516
180 means you end up where you started, retard.

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>>38153032
>"Heh heh, Anon, I bet you can't steal my pencil without using your hands."
WATAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

What are you supposed to do in this original situation

>>38153032
>headbutt her
>pick up pencil with foot after it flies off her face and onto the floor
MGTOW bitch

>>38156134
bite penil out of her mouth then drop pencil and commence intercourse

>>38153032
I would use my own pencil to flick if off her lip. I wouldn't technically be using my hand.

>>38153032
A riddle to set ruin the greatest of minds

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Use your arm to knock it off