ITT: what was the "event" at your school.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_school_massacre

Some gym teacher hooker up with some girl. Got fired. It kinda came and went so not a huge deal. Middle school was much more fucked up though. Teacher diddled a boy, then suicided himself after he was found out. Nice guy though. Then a gym teacher hit himself with a train and died. Dont know why. He was also real dope.

A person I knew from 3rd grade died immediately after graduation.

Hundreds of people went to his funeral.

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Bunch of seniors in my class threw a huge party at their parent's huge house up in the hills where I live.
While they were drunk they got the smart idea and figured it would be fun to drag race on their own with a car full on the winding roads up there. Everyone died as they literally drove through a guard rail and off the side of a sheer cliff.

Fucked up part about it all was that our school held a huge assembly with every single student there just to preach about living your life to your fullest. The driver's parents there said that their son was so selfless and caring that he knew that his friend's car was having trouble and drove it a little bit just to see what was wrong with it. It was all just an "accident." "The roads weren't built and paved with safety in mind."
Could have actually taught the degenerate fucks in our school something and what can happen when you fuck up, but no, they just had to make it look like a bunch of innocent straight edge kids dying in an accident.

>>38151642
this is hilarious
that event wasn't when I went there, it was after
my brother had this crazy party when my parents were home and 50 people got tickets

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Some girl on the field hockey team had a seizure or something stupid like that

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A number of my teachers came down with strange diseases/disorders all at once; lupus, cancer, etc.
Found out a few years later the walls were packed with asbestos.
MFW

Some new girl was going to the school within three months she started a huge in school prostitution ring

>>38151791
A kid once had a seizure during my art class and they made everyone leave the room for the rest of class

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teacher flashed (alleged) gay porn it happened years after i left the school but i remember hearing people saying that the teacher was a bit off. fucked up because his son was in my high school.

http://fox5sandiego.com/2017/02/09/teacher-accused-of-showing-porn-in-class/

Constant dumb bomb threats,
Water bottle with top screwed on left in classroom- bombthreat
Backpack left in a hallway- bombthreat
Constant dumb shit.

all sorts of random shit when the HS was on lockdown because some retard called in a bomb threat

but I like the stories from after I graduated like hearing that my 9th grade science teacher robbed a 7/11 high on crack and was caught a few blocks away.

I know a dude who tried to rob a bank with a metal pipe in a bag as if it were a gun and I think the cops beat him good when they found him.

Or my personal favorite the guy from my school who ended up on Dr. Phil show for heroin and painted my whole town as this fucked up heroin epidemic in the suburbs

>>38151307

in 8th grade an asshole kid gave me bleach as a birthday present. I gave it back to him and little do I know at recess it gets everywhere over 14 kids and their clothes are ruined. they called me in and I was suspended for 14 days. Why

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>>38151839
>mfw they made an article and a film documentary about this useless shit

>According to students, the 7th-grade teacher plugged his iPad into a projector during their fourth-period world cultures class and porn was displayed. Students then reported it to school leaders.
Fucking snitchs

>teacher sent nudes to 5 students, she was really involved with the community
>oddly enough in the beginning of the year she was teaching i said she'd be the type to fuck a student
>I'm still not sure why I thought this
>nobody believed me but i eventually knew about the nudes months before she was fired
>tfw i could've blackmailed her based on my Nostradamus level prediction

>>38151839

Teacher computer was hooked up to the board he never turned off the board.

One day he messed up in typed Hotmale.com instead of Hotmail.com

The school was small within 3 minutes the entire. School new what the teacher has done.

Nothing got done for weeks

>>38151307
Got loads. First one is the English teacher who was the guy who drove the bus for the girls football team. He said that they wouldn't be able to get changed at school so he took them to his house to get changed. The girls found cameras in the room he told them to get changed in.

He was suspended for at least a year, and when he came back he was my teacher in year 8, and we used to just say 'pedo' on the sly because he would flip the fuck out if he knew who said it.

More on the way

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>>38151798
Can you explain more on this?

>>38151307
chad filled car wrecked and a bunch of chads and staceys literally roasted to death in flames

>>38151976
>roasties literally got toastie
kek

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Back in like 7th grade, some guy from another class fucked a special ed kid in the restroom during a break

>>38151307
When I was in high school there were 3-4 called in bomb threats in one year. No bombs ever found of course. Each time they evacuated the school and made everyone go hang out at the football field the rest of the day. I don't think they ever caught anyone. I think some kids just figured out a way to get out of school that worked.

A part-time teacher got arrested and jailed for cp.

>>38151953
hotmale.com leads to a blank page.
see >>38151888

i pretty much heard directly from the older siblings of the kids who saw it. most of them just said it was funny but some kids got genuinely grossed out. but yeah, it is kind of a small school (and a middle school) so it makes sense that it spread fast.

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>>38152009
That is alpha as fuck my nibba

Maths teacher got caught with CP on his computer. Have a friend who remembers being kept behind by him after school once but he says "nothing happened"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21058655

Some Stacey from my high school was drunk and high with other chad and Stacey's while driving. Celebrating senior year almost ending. They crashed and they Stacey from my school was the only one to die. It's interesting because for the longest time in the schools history, one senior always died every year before graduation. The normies called it the senior curse. I called it entertainment. What's funny is that after she died, subsequent classes had no deaths. No more ~curse~

>>38152047
Thats fucking brilliant

orbilo

>Girl was complaining about headaches
>Sleezy goth kids offers her a pill
>Girl starts having really bad seizures, ambulance is called
>Guy won't say what pill he gave her, never saw him again after that
>girl didn't return for a few weeks, never found out what the pill was

Also, apparent in the 90's, there was a kid that brought a handgun to school and fired it into the air a few times. But the principle just walked over and told him to hand it over in this condescending 'you're not really going to do it anyways', so he gave it to him.

>>38151307
My principal was hit by a student once
He wasn't hurt or anything but it was still a big deal, TV was there an all

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2 teachers were fucking an underage student for money i believe. was pretty cash

haha mine happened in my senior year, some girl had a gangbang after school in the boys bathroom lol. there was a video and shit too (don't have it don't ask)

>>38151642
Interesting. My school had a similar event. Guy dying in a car crash while drag racing. Can't recall if alcohol or drugs were involved.

In any case, the assembly afterward was totally different than yours. In that it was more about the dangers of driving stupid in a car, instead of blaming road quality, and living a full life.

Every year in my school there is a "Mechoneo" (when we abuse freshmans cus lols) so one time i made some explosive with the help of the Anarchist Cookbook and buyed a new black backpack. I was in a green area (my high school was huge) and i ignited it

>girl in 3rd grade that got hit by a truck
>biology teacher that got arrested for banging a 14 year old
>jv boys baseball team played soggy biscuit on the bus
>those guys that dressed in kkk outfits and crashed the other high school's graduation
>that kid who shot himself in the chest so that everyone would remember him

>>38152273
What the fuck did you attend a high school or a reality show

A teacher with anger-issues shoved a pupil and sprained his leg and a few weeks later threw another pupil over a work bench and broke his arm.

He got fired.

>>38152304
central high school, grand forks, north dakota

>>38152273
>>those guys that dressed in kkk outfits and crashed the other high school's graduation
Heroes.

>>38152052
No shit. Anon said his teacher was still using hot mail, so the story must have taken place quite sometime ago

>>38152326
Shit and I thought western Maryland was fucked up.

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>>38151307
I went to a ton of different schools because I moved a lot but I only went to two high schools so I'll just talk about what I can remember from those high schools
>6 school shooting threats
>one of them involved 2 kids who had actual plans in their notebooks
>1 fake bomb threat from a county over (over a high school football rivalry ffs)
>drug ring busted 9th grade (me) :(
>coach ate ass of fat teenage girl (she bragged about this)
>one kid flipped off the crowd at graduation
>one woman showed up high on her daughter's ADHD meds to fight her daughter for attempting to drop out (this one pissed me off because it was senior year, and the lady on the intercom was crying/hyperventilating over this fight in the parking lot when she called the lockdown so I thought there was an active shooter)
>2 different kids on 2 different occasions got drunk and flipped their cars and burned to death
>one girl got lupus and everyone pretended to care
>one kid threw a pipe bomb at school and let it ignite
I'm so glad I'm gone. It's only a matter of time before my second high school gets shot up. The social hierarchy there is vicious and the weird kids are violent and scared of nothing

>>38151962

She pulled all the cards to be cool so she was very popular within her first of month.

She would lure the unpopular kids they making them look pretty and then slowly manipulate and blackmail them into becoming her prostitutes.

She was basically a pimp.

Downfall was because some people would ask for really bizarre fetishes

One student asked for furry bondage and suffocation.

The girl he chose told her parents after she did it with him because you couldn't take it anymore and especially after that.

There was a mild scandal when it was found out that the hot home ec teacher in her late 20's was fucking a former student. It got brushed over though because he was no longer a student when it was found out, and there was really no way to prove that it started when he was a student (even though it was obvious to us who were in that class). Nothing came of it, union didn't make her more or anything. They were a couple for a few years.

>>38152355
more from the town:
>that guy that burned down an immigrant-owned cafe but got raped by the courts and made the owner a millionaire
>the legions of retards who overdose on fentanyl
>the taco place worker who secretly deals massive amounts of marijuana

>>38152176
lmao who just takes random pills from a stranger
especially from goth subhumans

>>38152388
Fuck my auto-correct

>>38151307
8th grade Teacher was caught watching porn in class and got fired. He was an alright guy, obviously hated his job though

>>38152388
What country? And what happened to the ring leader?

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Kid skipped class, was literally never found again. Happened like 12 years ago.

>>38152416
Fuck a reality show this sounds like a vidya game
that I would totally fucking play

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>>38152176
>the principle just walked over and told him to hand it over in this condescending 'you're not really going to do it anyways'

Get rekt edgy teen

>>38151976
Same thing happened just this year. 4 black chads on senior year. They were all douchebags and they got in a head on collision and the car exploded in flames. Shit was hilarious

>>38152416
oh and the numerous school shooting threats
>some guy is drawing in class
>someone looks over and says "wow, you're really artistic"
>he thinks they said "autistic"
>replies with "you'll think that's really funny when I shoot up the school"
>gets 3 day suspension
>other high school gets a threat last year but they catch the retard before he even gets a gun
>I get suspended my senior year for making a pun about guns (firearms) and guns (biceps)
>got 3 days too lel

>>38152562
Why does North Dakota make people this way?

>>38152595
oil residue in the ground
having nothing but flat fields for 500 miles in all directions
autism

There was a street racing thing in my area during high school.
Once I got my G2 I got involved in a few street races, won 2 , lost 3.
Eventually Chad guy wants to race me, he thinks he can drift because he saw initial D and played racing sims
>race starts, im ahead of chad
>my mom's 2003 mazda 3 is destroying him
>his 1998 honda civic suddenly comes flying around a corner initial D style
>he speeds up to pass me, either thinking he drift the up-coming corner or just not seeing it
>he crashes and almost fucking dies
luckily he survived, normans blamed me for his injury for all the rest of 12th grade.
also no one told the cops it was a street race (Chad guy requested so) so I didn't get any punishment
nothing else interesting happened apart from a surprisingly big drug ring being busted

>rubbing shit all over the walls in one of the toilets
>shit in the corridors
>shit at the bottom of the stairs

>that kid that threw a molotov on the school doors after being kicked out
>that kid that bitchslaped a teacher after being kicked due to her reports
>that gay kid that bragged about doing a facial with a 40 yo dude

Fuck man that was hilarious

>>38152620
>he used to street race
>he thinks he is a robot
lmao fampi

>>38152350
It took place in 2006

>that special ed kid who used his retardation to cop feels from chicks and act like it was an accident
genius desu

>>38151307

You aren't a robot if you weren't the central figure in the "event" at your school.

Kid on xanax jumped off this indoor balcony. He broke his ankle and there was a video showing it bending.

>>38152683
I did 5 races in total, only because I just showed up and asked people to race, no one actually knew my name.
every time i would show up people would just stare at me and i would always hear whispers saying something like "who's that? he looks like he's 12" because i was a manlet with glasses and acne
i've also never be friends with a female in my entire life, if you dont count people that say hello to me sometimes at work

>>38152683
Right, what a fucking chad normie

>>38152749
you are literally a street racer that is the least robot hobby you can have

>>38152770
>having a non-robot tier hobby when you were 17 makes you a normalfag
i'm a not a total robot yeah, but i'm at least cyborg level

>>38152433

Happened in the usa the school was able to cover it up though

She got arrested and got sent to jail on her eighteenth birthday

>that time that a kid had a tantrum and destroyed the room after being asked to move seats
>that time a homeless chick on cocaine stormed the school and strangled a kid half to death
>that time a kid got his ribs broken in a fight over a minecraft server

Don't want to tell the entire story because this thread seems dead and I doubt anyone cares, but 3 friends and I broke into the school one night and did all kinds of shit. At first we only broke it because we thought it would be cool to skate inside but we were there for several hours and kept thinking of badder and badder stuff to do, including stealing computers out of the library, and doing donuts on the football field with a school bus.
WE almost got caught at one point and thought we got away, then the next Monday I got called into the office and asked if I knew anything, I said no, and then they wheeled in a TV and showed security camera footage. Then they called in one of my friends and we sat there together and watched it trying not to laugh.

Later that day we got arrested in our classes and taken to jail, parents had to bail us out and then we went to court later on.
We were already in our junior year and before I started down the path of darkness I used to be in the gifted program so the principal didn't expell us. The only guy who wanted to expel us was the football coach b/c he was buttmad about his field lol stay mad bro.

After that there started to be a bunch of rumors about us that we had done crazier and crazier shit in the school, including fucking the cheerleader squad because they had had some fundraiser in the gym that same night which is a rumor of course we never denied.

>>38152861
Name the school and expose the cover up.

who here /principalsofficeeveryyear/
>freshman year: drew swastika on homework out of boredom
>sophomore year: subscribed english teacher to over 900 spam emails
>junior year: wrote a fake isis threat and taped it to someone's locker (lost a bet)
>senior year: made a school shooting joke and someone took it way too seriously

kid got a blowjob from the disabled kid in the bathroom

>>38152977

The schools now abandon the school system hit some hard times and weren't receiving enough funding so they close some schools

High school: Some redneck kid who drank 2 monsters a day ended up dating a MtF tranny without realizing it. When he found out, he threatened to shoot up the school, dropped out, got a 12 year old black girl pregnant and then caused her to miscarry.

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>>38151976
>roasted roasties
dob fucking geg

Somebody got their foot stuck in the toilet

I had the cops at school both years I was in high school.

>freshman year
>was in a normie chat group thing where they "cyberbullied" a kid, cops saw the anime porn i posted, got charged with "distribution of obscene content to minors"
>became known as the weird porn kid

>sophomore year
>watch that shitty columbine documentary
>eric's whole meme is "natural selection"
>decide to make a meme/trend where i finger-bang and say "natural selection" in a serious voice
>everyone in the school that's a meme kid starts finger banging each other and saying "natural selection"
>literally no-one knows the context of this
>coincidentally have a journal at home where i write about how i dislike the popular kids for not including me in activities
>near end of the year, i do the finger bang meme while a english teacher bitch watched me do it
>she reported it to the administration, they called the cops, the cops called FUCKING HOMELAND SECURITY
>state troopers at school, had to explain this was all a huge misunderstanding
>they insist to search my bedroom at home, they find my journal
>"woah wtf dis"
>they skim through it
>sent to a psychiatric ward for three weeks
>poo-in-loo gets to stamping my papers to let me go
>parents refused to let me go back to public school because they don't want to deal with a third legal autism

I got homeschooled after that and descended into autism.

>saw the principal a few days ago
>we recollect our memories on that whole thing
>he tells me after five years that the fbi and some special team came to school the day after i was detained, that i was very lucky.

>>38153292
wow that's retarded. zero tolerance rules have probably created more robots than anything else in the school system.
also
>finger banging

>>38151795
RIP Anon Enjoy your superAIDS

>>38153427
Finger banging, you know?
When you make a fist, put your index finger out, and make a gun sound with your mouth, and simulate recoil by pitching your finger gun up and back.

Extending your thumb up and when the bang happens putting the thumb forward is optional. This is to convey the idea that your firearm is a revolver.

>>38151307
There was this one time where one guy got done for having loads of CP on his phone, but that's about it

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One Football Coach slept with a student
One Football Coach got caught with a meth lab
One English Teacher cheated on her husband with the band instructor
One kid died because they tried to play the "pass out game" and hit their head

>>38151307
The Mexican kids jumped our head security guard and put him in the hospital.

>>38151958
How could he have gotten off so lightly? Doesn't that count as making CP?

>>38151855

That happened in my first middle school we spent many a long afternoon sitting out on a neighboring field because of constant bomb threats. It got to the point that students needed at least two adult escorts to go anywhere, had to check their bags before going into the bathrooms, and had to sit in assigned seats at lunch and couldn't get up for anything without an escort.

>>38151307
When I set off the fire alarm

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>>38152176
Alpha as FUCK

did your principle fuck the kid afterwards just to solidify the dominance?

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>>38153427
take a look at pic related

We had a "senior curse." Every single year I was there at least one senior died, usually from something stupid like a car wreck that was 100% their fault or trying to beat a train across the crossing on a bicycle. It was always someone really popular with a "bright future" ahead of them too. Apparently it's still going on to this day and I haven't been in high school in almost eight years.

It burnt down

The main building and the gymnasium were all destroyed, we had to use portacabins to replace all the rooms while they got round to rebuilding what was lost.

It burnt down in my second year and was finally completed in the summer I left

>>38153943

>trying to beat a train across the crossing on a bicycle

kek I still do this.
I always imagine that the cars waiting at the crossing are full of 9/10 staceys watching me do it

>>38151642

>that car full of kids that crashed and died on the freeway cause they were dicking around
>that one weird kid who was probably older than me in guitar class who rec'd decent old school punk bands and his family was probably poor/abusive, and some other kid told the teacher he was living in a tent somewhere and he eventually committed suicide by walking in front of a semi truck
>that kid who got really angry one day and starting trashing a tech class so the cops were called and the school put on lock down

A classmate of mine went to a college party and was stabbed to death by a girls brother because he was dancing with her. He died over the weekend and I learned about it over a Myspace bulletin post. The following Monday, all the seniors gathered around a makeshift memorial and I never felt collective sadness in the air ever again.

http://abc7news.com/news/man-sentenced-for-fatally-stabbing-daly-city-teen-at-party/692172/

>Always imagined a school shooter breaking in and stopping them single handily and winning the love of my class


H-haha..

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As an end of year school prank all the lads in the year got in cars and decided to throw eggs and flour at the girls up the road. They were told to leave and not to come back till exams started. Fun thing was the girls tried to do the same and the principle said they weren't welcome anymore and they all got really triggered. Their vice principle popped all their balloons. It was funny. Bunch of stupid stacies got rekted.

>>38154049

>stabbed to death by a girls brother because he was dancing with her
>click news article for name
>"Martin Martinez"

checks out

>>38151307
This hot blonde teacher fucked some kid; word got around. She got arrested and sentenced to a few years in prison. Funniest part was that her son went to the same school she taught in, so we all made fun of him, while others told him how hot his mom was.

>gay fourway (I heard that one guy was sucking off 3 others) walked in on in bathroom
>story spreads like wildfire
>all 4 of them expelled and anti-gay bullying skyrockets for the rest of the year

one bomb threat where we all left home early

it snowed in my town for the first time in 20+ years so everyone left the building to experience it for 30 min

seniors filled the new fountain in our town with bubbly soap that got everywhere as a prank

not much else

>>38152136
I see you never left that edgy freshman phase.

>>38152273

>jeremy spoke in
>class
>tuDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What's with all the teachers fucking students, and other teachers.

Wasn't my class but the ones before - our school was built and finished midway through the school year - so a lot of kids from the now rival high school got sent over to new school - For the first half year it was basically just sophomores, juniors and seniors - Every graduating class has had an "Incident" > First class had three people that tried killing themselves in the school auditorium - they "For whatever reason didn't add cameras till kids tried to have sex in there) , second class had a bunch of girls OD and a few pregnancies and third class had these chads and stacies go off-roading in some shit jeep and literally flipped the fuck out of it - all of them died lmao -The rival school also had a few things happen but it's expected since thats the "Ghetto" school - oh and vandalism from other schools but thats really it

>>38154081

One of the senior classes in my high school taped porn to all the windows in the high school as their end of year prank. But the pornstars heads had been replaced with teaechers/faculty.

>>38153712
I played the pass out game, spotter must've let me fall and I woke up with a concussion

Principal got caught fucking one of his assistants in his office, both of them were married with children.
They were also planning on using school funds for a trip to Las Vegas, just the two of them.

>>38154081
>principle
>FB image
>rekted

Gilipollas inside.

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>Band teacher died in class
>students were making fun of him because they thought he fell asleep by accident
>people were supposedly taking pictures next to him
>nobody noticed he was dead until after class

>>38154587

That was probably very traumatic

>>38151791

worth a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRPVbNzDaqM

>>38154587
He probably wasn't dead yet. It sounds like a heart attack/stroke.

If the students had called someone he might have lived.

>>38154630
Yeah, pretty sure it was. Poor guy never stood a chance.

>>38151307
>some Chad dies in a car accident
>funeral service held at the school and attendance was mandatory
>had to sit through Stacies and their crocodile tears talking about he was such a great person etc

>>38151307
Fucking hell, the town I live in is so fucking depressingly bland that no special "event" ever occured.

>>38151307
A bunch of teachers went into early retirement because all the kids were such shit heads. Apparently one had her coffee spiked with acid. Not the face-burning kind of acid but the mind-melting kind of acid.

We also had a cool straight-out-of-uni 20-something year old gym teacher who was a former student, apparently he was hooking up with a bunch of girls in ouur grade and grades below us.

Other than that, an emo curry nigger shot up my college.

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>>38154672
>>38154630
I think that's horrible.
Imagine the indescribable guilt those kids were probably forced under.

Just the fact that they could've called 911 and stopped him from dying is fucked-up.

>>38154308
Loads of teacher were fucking losers and failed normie in high school, and for them going back to high school they think it's a second chance at a high school life and to hook up with the 15 year olds they never got a chance to do the first time. For both men and women.

>>38151307
the "event" was that I never was allow to go, thanks ma and pa hillbilly trash.

>>38154920
That's fucked-up, but it's obvious that 20 year olds are a huge tier above teenagers.

I think it's less "I have a second chance", and it's more of a "I now have a chance"

It's unfortunately human biology in motion. In the wild, 21 year old men + normally hook-up with girls years younger than them.

I, personally, will never act on the desire due to the immorality of it.

It's like having sex with a retarded person, but it will eventually come to resent you.

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>>38152363
>>one kid flipped off the crowd at graduation
priceless anon, it's the little things in life

A guy broke his fucking neck after diving into shallow water
and a girl who ran away, was found murdered a few weeks later

>>38153836
This is the question I had, and makes me question the truth behind it. It is a fact that he was suspended for at least a year, as I had a stand in for my first year. Everyone knows the story and agrees that it is true, and he used to get really fucking weird when we said pedo in class or talked about anything sexual.

Definitely acted like a nonce though, and it is a pretty elaborate cover up that there is nothing I can find on the internet regarding the matter.

It could have been a massive rumour started by the girls, but they would've got fucked up for it because of the seriousness of the allegations, and nobody did. Also, that wouldn't explain the absence.

>>38151307
Some guy fell off a cliff while hiking or something and died.

>>38155013

I remember being in 8th grade and this one guy was dating a girl from the 7th grade and we were all calling him a pedo because that one year of age and school grade felt like 10 or 15 years, and girls in their last years of high school felt like 30 year olds.


I think it's immoral, and illegal, only because they're their teachers and have position of authority over them. Loads of girls in high school were dating failed normies who were drug dealers and college dropouts, only because they had their own cars and appartment. That's fine as long as one doesn't have power or influence over the other like teacher/students do.

I hooked up with a 16 year old when I was 25. I had some severe doubts at first but hey it was legal and she wanted the D so who was I to say no to her.

>4th grade
>Autistic potentially legitimate fembot purposefully falls off the playset and broke her back, because she wanted attention. Smiles on the stretcher the whole way to the ambulance
>My first brush-in with mental illness in others

>9th grade
>Photography teacher's desk behind projector
>Sets up a documentary for students to watch
>Doesn't realize his laptop was actually connected
>Watches porn for supposedly the entire period until someone mentioned something
>He fled the state

>>38151307
My principles of engineering class (aka study hall with a credit) teacher's wife cheated on him with a literal autistic kid

She was a teacher from another school but it was huge news at the time

A history teacher got recorded preaching a bit in class by some edgy fedoralord atheist. The teacher made a documentary on it called "In God We Teach."
https://youtu.be/pmRajX5fuSE

>>38152047
I remember in high school, somebody scrawled a bomb threat in a bathroom stall and we had to evacuate, then for the next two weeks we had another 3 or 4 bomb threats.

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>>38153021
i did what you did in senior year in 8th grade, was a fucking mess i'll tell you what. still get nightmares about it today.

>>38154912
>normies
>guilt

HAHAHA

>>38151307
A native kid hung himself. No one was too bothered desu

me and a few friends found a condom on the playground in elementary school
we also saw the wrapper in a grate/drain thing and tried to get it out with a stick lol

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>>38155203
16 year olds are practically mentally retarded when contrasted against 18 year olds.

I've played a game of chess against two 16 year old boys, and there were obvious, mental-lapses when I played against them.

I believe the brain developmental gap is too deep to justify 16 as an age of consent.

The day after the annual car crash assembly a group of chads went off the side of a cliff coming back from the end of the year party one of them bullied me in elementary so I didn't mind much

>>38155909
It's way too easy to take advantage of kids like that, and I'm only 20 years old.

It's comparable to rape.

I've seen the predatory nature of other human-beings when it comes to youth, and I don't intend to open a door for what is, in essence, child-exploitation.

nothing particularly special, but so many kids kill themselves around me it's ridiculous. besides that just a bunch of sluts and ugly beta fucks at my school

Couple seniors on the football team tied up a freshman and ass raped him. The shittiest part is they played it off as 'a prank gone too far' Chads can do anything if they have good lawyers and play football

>>38155909
Sixteen isn't justifiable. 13 is tho.

>>38154401
Fucking kek.
I was nice seeing bitch stacies covered in eggs and flour.
That was a smug day.

>>38155909
>16 year olds are practically mentally retarded when contrasted against 18 year olds.

t. wise and mature 18 year old

>>38156029
I'm currently 20, and I stand-by what I've seen and done.

I have the same brain speed I did as a senior in High-school, but it's just more matured.

A hot teacher accidently handed us papers with a porn script instead of something else as she wasn't checking it, it was supposed to be a script for the school play.
She said to keep it quiet but i ran trough hallways yelling that she gave us a "dirty story" and made her cry. I also had to talk to the psychologist. She got fired half a year later. She was young and unexpirienced and i was a dick.
Fun times.

>>38151880
idk but i know you're getting banned for being underage

>>38156072
>I'm currently 20

oh good look at the wise and mature 20 year old who isn't even old enough to drink yet

When you'll be much, much older, you'll realize that 16-25 year olds are all a bunch of kids who think they're wise beyond their years and have the world figured out.

>>38151307
My school got locked down because of a school shooter 6-7 years ago and the current principal got caught fucking some guy in the bathroom.

>>38156362
also we would have bomb threats every single friday for one whole year.

Kid after graduation was having a party, drunk as fuck people thought yard racing would be a great idea. One of the vehicles flipped on top of him. Everyone there left and agreed not to say anything. Someone broke and called the police the next day. Paramedics estimated that he lived for about 4 afters after the car flipped on top of him, and that they may have been able to save him if someone had called the amberlamps earlier.

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https://www.durhamregion.com/news-story/6500451-oshawa-teens-take-a-stand-against-bullying-after-alyssa-wannamaker-15-dies-by-suicide/

>tfw people will lose their minds over this ghetto girl who had a lot of friends and barely was bullied but i, a weird autistic angry girl, would never get that much care or attention if i killed myself.
if any of you losers from my school are on this thread i hope you guys die too. fuck all of you.

>>38156464
>REST IN PARADISE

are they that deluded or that cruel?

Some stupid ass nigger fell off the school's roof. It was 30m high. An ambulance helicopter was called and for some reason he survived but he's a vegetable now

4 boys died on a school skiing trip in the late 80s at my high school

>>38151307
A student stabbed a teacher in the stomach after the disgruntled student decided he'd had enough of the teacher's rhetoric.
It wasn't a kitchen knife, it was one of those KA Bar things. Very graphic sight.

>>38156464
>underage
>female

Why the fuck are you here

>>38156531
deluded. they are all absolute fucking morons. Should i take a walk there and show you how they vandalized a huge sign with a bunch of markers and shit saying that? I hope its still there...

>>38151467
>a gym teacher hit himself with a train and died
How though?

>>38151508
Sounds like the way to go

>>38156787
i used to go on a lot when i hated myself and the world more than i do now. I'm having a little binge right now, sue me.

>>38151307
Discovering our faggy English teacher's gay porn movie and uploading it to youtube.

>>38151307
Someone hung himself outside the entrance
He wasnt a student or anything, just some guy

>>38151307
Oh, and some attention seeking roastie brought a knife to school and threatened to stab everyone

>>38151307
Headteacher left, school said he was ill, everyone claimed he fucked his secretary.
D&T teacher commited suicide by getting hit by a train.

>>38151307
Eastern Europe here. Nothing notable happened during middle school nor high school.
People don't get attached to their schools and school life isn't that big of a deal, maybe that's also why we have a lot of suicides due to bullying or kids trying to murder their colleagues. Adolescents feel like they have a life outside of it.

Not as bad as the other was a but this one was good

Somebody hacked into the announcement system and started playing Alabama Niger

We had a FUCK ton of "events" at our high school.

Honestly we had one every month. I'll share some of the better ones

>Bat flies down a hallway and everyone flips their shit
This happened twice actually in the same hallway. This hallway is longer than a football field so you can imagine the immense amount of trouble that people had trying to catch the bats

>Kid throws another kid into a door with a glass panel on it
The ground was crimson fucking red from where it happened to the principals office. The kid lost A LOT of blood

>One kid (my friend) was BATSHIT insane and did the stupidest fucking shit all the time
He got hit by a car and then tackled by the VP, he fell down a flight of stairs after chugging an entire bottle of rum, threw a concrete trash can onto the street, put ketchup on a door so when it opened it would fall on someones head (it fell on a girl wearing a hijab), put lube on railings in the school, would randomly start wrestling other kids

>Girl had her period and was wearing white pants

>>38156381
I love humans

>A bunch of students got catfished all by the same catfish
>Nobody found out who it was a lot of people suspected it was someone from the school or near the community because they only contacted people from the school and not other schools in the cities
>I had no normiebook so I never got contacted
>I probably wouldnt have been anyways

>>38155634
The exact same thing happened in my area.

You from Middle TN?

School bought all the teachers the Google headset with each student's Facebook profile and gave each student 1 college credit.

We had this stupid spring assembly where they gave out these glow sticks and shut the lights off.
Of course people got the glow sticks thrown at them. My friend who was there saw a cheer leader get right between the eyes.
Some kids threw rocks and others threw their coins.
Good thing I ditched that.

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>>38151307
Paedophile teacher exposed. Will greentext if you guys want.

>>38156898
Link please.

>>38157719
Do it.

>>38157666
something similar happened at a school dance that I didn't go to. for this one song they turned out all the lights and a bunch of guys got pushed/tripped and girls got groped and fingered. it was weird at school the week after because of course nobody got in trouble but now everyone knew how the rest of the kids would act when there weren't any consequences

Girl got raped in school toilets.
They never found who did it. They ran DNA testing on students but got nothing. Was either an outsider or a teacher I guess.

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>that kid who took a shit in the urinal
>there was a big assembly about it

>guy drinks a bottle of vodka at school
>at lunch brake drives to the store on his motorbike with a passenger and without helmets
>soon drives the road back with police on his tail doing wheelies (it was a that sporty type bike idk what they're called)
>couple hours later comes back to school like nothing happened
>later cops come get him

either that or

>school has three stories
>stairs have this open area in the middle that goes from top to bottom
>see some guy dangling another guy from his ankles head down on top of the 10 meter fall just for laughs

Some kid wrote something edgy on a desk about wanting to shoot up the school so the school was in lockdown for a day or two until they figured out who it was. It happened a few more times after that.

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>Our school had a picture of Jesus hanging outside the principles office
>a Jewish student complained about and got his dad to sue
>big court shitshow
>protests n shit
>suddenly the Jesus picture gets stolen from the school
>video evidence and other types of evidence cclearly show the robbery
>everyone says fuck it and the case is dropped because separation of church and state
>mfw my school fell prey to Schlomo's Jewish tricks

>>38151307
Chad overdosed on pills when he found out his Stacy was pregnant, this happened around sophomore year. Nothing else really other than that, however at another school some teacher put his cum in some cupcakes and feed it to students.

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>>38157730
>teacher has been employed at the school several months
>is noted by everyone for his eccentric behaviour and obsession with children's fiction
>has some traits that make him charles manson-like
>one lesson he is called out for most of the session, everyone just fucks around instead of doing the assigned work we were given
>one kid hops on the teacher's computer and searches through his files
>finds actual honest to god cp on an external drive, not even deep into the folders, literally a few clicks in hidden in a folder generically named "car insurance" or whatever
>keeps it totally quiet until later in the day, alerts head teacher, word starts to get around
>kids are warned not to let on that we know because head knows he may flee or kill himself
>have to go to school the next day acting natural
>first lesson, five minutes in, cops enter the class and physically remove the teacher
>he pretends it's all a big misunderstanding and promises to "come back for us later" smiling like a lunatic

>>38157980
Also a counsler brought a gun to school and threatened to shoot his wife, who also worked at the school. It wasnt that big of a deal

>>38155909
>16 year olds can drive a car but you can't put your dick in them

>that one time the literal faggot slapped the shit out of a literal retard
>that one time the new kid made 30 bomb threats in one week and then just fucking left
>that one time the class redneck stole a mascot costume during a pep rally and flipped off everyone in the audience
>that one time a kid got naked and overdosed on heroin in the bathroom

>>38158046
>counsler
>mentally unstable
really makes you think

>>38158015
>promises to "come back for us later" smiling like a lunatic
kek

>>38151307
An actual bomb threat

I knew the guy, he didn't seem that weird but I guess he would have been a robot. He left a homemade bomb in the hallway but a teacher noticed it and the whole school evacuated

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http://www.uticaod.com/article/20101213/NEWS/312139890
>flamboyant kid who was vice president for Student Council and president of the baking raped and murdered a little girl
>we had a mock graduation for going to high school, and the speech was heavily edited due to that kid writing the majority of it

>>38158046
OH fuck wait I remembered another, at one point for like a week kids would post on snapchat about how they "weren't bitches and they'll shoot up the school" it eventually came down to a point where students would do this every fucking day and it spread across other schools. It's only lasted a week tho

girl ran in front of bus, tripped, her head exploded. everyone waiting for their bus saw.

>>38158106
Yeah he was kinda fucked, worked as a football coach for a while before that

>>38157918
Why are you sad? You can't do that in a public school.

Year before I transferred, juniors and seniors ran a "fight club" between classes, which led to everyone's phones being confiscated for a year.

Freshman died from combining NBOME and mushrooms he found under a cow patty.

I went to a few schools and only a couple had an "event"

The first one four girls died in a car accident. This was a small town so the mood was pretty sad for a long time.

The second one some girl's druggie father shot her mother. That was pretty fucked up, we were 11 or 12 at the time so it was almost like a "look how shit the world can be" message to all of us.

>>38151307
A girl with cancer ended up dying and it was mentioned a lot, mostly because a foundation was started in her name and other kids were trying to get donations for it.

>>38158383
Same here. Charity was called "Courage for Carly"

Feminist principle lost her shit because some roasties were passing ironic notes to eachother with stuff like "ur so sexy babe" and shit like that written on them. Some tumblrite cunt found the note on the ground and gave it to her, so the whole middle school was called around twice to discuss why this was "sexual harassment". The cunt eventually left the school due to everybody calling her a male every time she was brought up, even over a year after our teacher would still joke about it. Teacher was based.

kid I knew pretty good got drunk and drowned months before graduating
another kid got shot his junior year and died, left a child behind
2 sophmore roasties crashed and died
music teacher was fucking a 15 year old
that's all I can remember right now

>>38156464
You reek of hair dye and anti-sexual assault images.

>>38158472
Ho ho! I like seeing these bastards BTFO! If I was there, I would interrupt and give a lecture on how we should focus on the betterment of humanity.

Bomb threat got called into the wrong school (ours). We got evacuated and they called in a bomb squad. This was a few years ago

>>38154078
Wow heh.. heh.. that's... pretty lame man...

>>38151879
give us the doc phil episode negro

>>38158053
10 year olds can do it too.
It's just unacceptable.

>>38153021
>sophomore year: subscribed english teacher to over 900 spam emails
hahaha fuck I did this too. never got caught though

>>38151307
Went to a Jesuit all-guy high school. During the Junior Retreat someone brought a ton of weed and everyone in the grade got high together. Administration couldn't expel everyone, but they did use it as an excuse to expel some kids they didn't like

The counselor at my middle school got arrested for fiddling a kid the year after I left. Guess I wasn't good enough for him.

>>38156256
>You're not old enough to drink
>You can't see and observe differences in intelligence for average ages

A 16 year old definitely isn't mentally on-par with a 25 year old.

>>38152363
I went to a religious school in the middle of nowhere and during my whole 4 years there there was only one drug bust. Right after second period started the principal got on the intercom and all he said was "teachers get your students into your room and lock the doors". So everyone thought there was a shooter or something until he came on a few minutes later and said it was a drug search. Sometimes I wish it was a shooter.

A girl I knew got suspended and almost expelled for taking birth control in the cafeteria. She even made the national news.

>>38158533
it's acceptable to bone a 16 year old where i live

>>38158623
I believe it shouldn't be.
There's a major mental gap from 16 to 18.

When I was there the biggest thing was some Chad dying my freshman year, he just collapsed in the middle of soccer practice. The wife of one of the science teachers apparently cheated on him with another woman, so he tried to get back at her by fucking one of his students, which needless to say did not end well for him. This happened after I left though.

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>>38151307
Groids ran out from different classes to home in on whitey and beat his ass. Principal even got beat trying to physically stop them. The story ends with arrests and a crying beta with shit pants

>someone calls in a bomb threat while the entire class was in the auditorium watching a play
>says the bomb is right in the middle of the auditorium
>play ends and when we leave the teachers are kind of worried
>found out what happened through rumors and later everyone knew
>police and ambulances outside in case it's real

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>junior year
>bomb threat was discovered by a student right before school started (it was graffiti in a bathroom)
>during first period the principal asks us over intercom to calmly proceed to the football field
>entire school is there
>find gf and hang out with her
>bomb squad and bomb dogs are searching the school
>police choppers too
>news vans and news choppers all over the place
>only letting us go home if a parent comes to sign us out
>my mom isn't picking up her fucking phone
>gf's mom arrives
>tell the office people I am her brother, they play along so I can leave (her mom loved me)
>office wagies are too busy to verify and let me go with them
>gf's mom takes us for lunch and I specifically remember ordering tendies
>gf's mom then gives us some money and drops us off at the mall, tells us to hang out at the mall for awhile and see a movie and call her when we are ready to be picked up
>theater is empty
>get blowjob during movie
>helped gf pick out some new thongs at Victoria's Secret after the movie
>gf's mom picks us up
>have a really good dinner with her family
>mom finally calls me freaking out about the bomb threat
>tell her everything is fine and I'm at my gf's place
>play some board games with gf's family then they give me a ride home
>there was no bomb but they found the student who made the threat
>he had lots of guns and plans to shoot up the school
>got sent to real jail instead of juvie because he was 18

Some beta stabbed a guy over a girl or something, but that was before I showed up. A bunch of people in my grade spread rumours and telling jokes about how I killed myself when I missed a semester, but that's nothing significant

>>38158145
why didn't he just stick it in a locker?

>Sophomore year
>Video comes out and goes around of some Stacy fingering herself
>Everyone jokes about it sounding like 'Mac 'n Cheese'
>Friend and I ride the bus with her
>Over at his house one day, screwing around on Halo.
>We joke about tossing mac 'n cheese at her.
>Next day
>The mad man actually does it
>Uncooked Mac 'n Cheese is tossed all over the Stacy
>She screams, shouts, threatens to fight
>Nothing ultimately happens, no one gets in trouble
It's p autistic, but they ended uo calling my friend "The Cheese Man" for the rest of the year.

>>38158784
>>theater is empty
>>get blowjob during movie
What movie?

I remember my getting-head-in-an-empty-theater days fondly.

>>38158848

Don't remember the movie. I'm old, this was more than a decade ago.

>two betas
>both get into fight over a girl
>who spends how much time with her
>one guy had enough
>dude was chilling outside class
>beta comes with fucking brass knuckles
>smacks him across the face
>runs
>kids on the ground unconscious
>ambulance called
Everyone knew who did it. The brass knuckle kid got arrested and charger or some shit. Happened before I went to that school.

>teacher and 11th grade were fucking
>A girl said "this is why people shit up schools" in response by talking about bullying
>Multiple cop cars and high security in place the next day
>Some fucker in Ohio said he'd shoot up our school in Georgia
>"Cheating scandal" where students were working in groups on summer homework and prissy teachers decided to fuck their employment over it
>Someone had sex in the elevator and it was permanently locked
>Freshman Friday prank where seniors formed a movie and sprayed freshman
>Clown was arrested at school
>Nigger was suspended for wearing a mask
>Ears and tails banned for being sexual objects, furries and bronies btfo

>>38158848
I wish I could remember the movie where I didn't jizz all over the seat nearly missing my own head. That one was TMNT. I'll look it up.

>>38159040
>Ears and tails banned for being sexual objects, furries and bronies btfo
My kind of high school. Wish I went there.

>>38151307
Someone who was supposed to be on our class died of leukemia and never was seen in class, yet the school made a big deal of it and everyone except me cried on our class. How can I be sad of someones death who I havent even fucking seen in my life? But yeah nothing else really happened during my school days

>>38159082
It's very diverse, but still very conservative

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Murder-Suicide
>Knew this girl
>She was pretty cool, we had gone to the same elementary, middle and high school together
>When she was in the third grade (and her brother in first) their dad hung himself in their basement
>It fucked up that family for good
>Girl keeps trying to stay strong despite the mental illness in her family
>We reach senior year (we're both 18)
>Her little brother is like 16
>One night in like February, her little brother and her mom are fighting
>Little bro is refusing to take medicine (this is common for them)
>He has a gun somehow
>Fucking kills his own mother in cold blood
>Tries to kill his sister too
>She escapes by climbing out the window
>Fucks up her back by slipping off the roof (there was snow)
>Little brother shoots himself in the head
>Cops and swat bust in hours later
>Don't see her in class for like four weeks, which is understandable

Shit was fucked. I went to school in a REALLY nice area too, so this kind of thing was unheard of. Apparently there was a lot of mental illness in that family. Everyone in the school heard about it too. At the time, I was part of the school newspaper, so we ran an obituary of the kid who killed his mom, because technically, he was still a student.

Sometimes when I come home from college I drive by their little showing shop, and people still put flowers at the door. It's sad.

>>38159066
It was Fracture.

>>38158658

it's just dick lmao

>>38159277
*pats on the back for the sequential dubs and a serious math joke*

-mike

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>>38151307
>that one kid from my class that got curbstomped by doped local mafia bodyguards in a club, got up like it was nothing but died a month later from brain swelling (I live in eurocucklandia so the killers only got 20 years)
>that one kid from the other class that was ""suicided"" from the 7th floor for hitting on the gf of the local mafia boss' angry 5'4 chadlet son
>that one kid that gutted himself with an umbrella when falling on the steps like that slag from Another but lived
>that one bikeslag from the higher grade that got smashed up by a car and had bandages for 2 months
>that one kid that got chickenpox and infected 500+ over the next week so we had an emergency 2-week vacation
High school was fucking dope. No fights, no bullying, no cliques, only some banter here and there.

One of my teachers accidentally put on gay porn while giving a power point presentation

>>38159496
>One of my teachers accidentally put on gay porn
"""accidentally""".

>>38156464
If you live in the american midwest we should totally start a suicide cult

>>38159524
Yeah/ of course he was promptly fired. Fucking degenerate

>>38156464
People in general only give a shit about your well being if you're hot. I speak from experience.

Only remember one little thing, don't think it really counts as an "incident."
>school policy is no hats indoors
>was a track runner, we were having some sort of meeting in the library after school (don't remember why though)
>librarian politely asks one of the black runners to take off his hat
>instead of doing the normal thing and just taking it off, he chimps out and yells at the librarian, with the logic being he shouldn't have to follow the rule after hours
It would've taken two seconds to take it off, dude. Why start an argument over such a minor thing?

>touring high schools to pick one
>at one school we get to see all the after school clubs and such
>the band is a geek fest and the band teacher is a really weird ultra Christian guy
>didn't choose that school
>fast forward a couple years and that band teacher got caught with nude photos of some of the band kids on his phone

we had a kid take a dump in a teacher's thermos but she didn't drink any. There was also a unproven scandal about her this teacher screwing a student. ALSO, the kid taped down a sprayable deer urine for hunting and left it in a trash can while the school stunk for the whole day.

>>38159258
She's gotta be fucked in the head now right? History of mental illness and traumatic events combination.

Someone took a shit under a stairwell for before spring break and by the time we got back to school the entire school smelled like shit.

A full blown riot broke out after a close loss to our football rival in high school. I was in the marching band so I was there when it happened. The was police and stabbings and everything. Surprised it wasn't on the news.

>>38158609

That's basically saying we would rather have you pregnant

>sophomore year: senior girl dies of cancer
>junior year: senior guy drowns in canyon over spring break
>senior year: freshman guy dies of pneumonia

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We had something called Schoology with a class page that any student could post on. Someone registered an extra account and put in the access code at home, and then started shitposting and cursing everyone out all night.

It was me. I never got caught thanks to using Tor. It was hard as fuck to not laugh when I heard kids talking about it.

>>38160856
Feel this one. We had pretty decent years at our high school, usually only a few massive fights. Then there came one year that gang violence began to spike up massively (Around the time we were to face off with one of our most hated football rivals). You could count on a fight almost every day, shit was bananas- we even ended up on the local news.

By the time of the game, I thought there was going to be a full-on chimp out between the home and visiting student sections.

girl an heroed. she got a whole page to herself in the yearbook. i didn't know her. people i'm quite certain also didn't know her acted sad.

>>38161132
I generally had no ill feeling towards organized sports.

But after I witnessed that chimpout at my school I realized what exactly these games served as: panem et circenses for people who had really nothing better to do.

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there was a field trip to the mountains of utah during 6th grade and some girl tripped over a big ass ledge and fell off the mountain during a hike up. I was one of 7 kids who saw her fall since we were way ahead of the group. the sight and her screams fucked with the other kids so much that they needed mental support for the rest of the summer, but for some reason it didn't mess with me that much

>>38151931

were the nudes sent by accident? because that happened in my school lmao. 5 students from student council received them by accident.

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>>38161628
interesting how many of the people on this website are seemingly immune to this kind of "traumatic" stuff but still make feels threads at the end of the day.

I'm seriously curious as to why this happens

>>38159726
I never understood it when that happens. It was the same with coats. Whenever a teacher asked me I'd say okay. It's not a big deal. I guess it was the students way of sticking it t o the man at that age and being defiant.

My headmaster was fired after it was leaked that he sent text messages to a prostitute requesting her to dress up as a school girl.

It was so fucked when it happened, no one knew what to think.

>>38161767
Apathy...and autism.

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>>38151307

some dude fell off a ladder and got rekt at school number 1 and died

at school number 2 some kid brought a handgun to school and shot at the chads at prom i missed it because >no gf but apparently he just shot a guy in the leg before he turned it on himself, RIP gone but not forgotten

>>38152256
Gib
>>38157330
What the hell man that was a thread on /G/ there's a video of it you're fucking around

>>38152620
>chad
>playing racing sims and watching initial D
why do you tell fake stories?

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>>38157873

do you go to southpark elementary

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some chick was blackout drunk and tried to drive after lunch and this happened. Nothing really interesting happened at my school

>>38161957

>getting drunk in class

fucking stacys

all the chads and stacys would get drunk in class at my school, fucking normies

>>38161897
everybody had a urinal shitter in their school get out south park normie

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>>38162009

it was me bu only because the toilets were filled to the brim with moldy urine and the seats were covered in fecal matter and all sorts of disgusting matter

>>38156072
>>38155909
Shut the FUCK up CHAD

"It's so easy to fuck them they're practically retarded"

LOL KILL YOURSELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF /r9k/ YOU KEK

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I have a couple from my school.

>Naked man running around on the school field
>Chasing the year 8s that are doing P.E on the field
>Gets rugby tackled by PE teacher
>PE teacher holds him down until police arrive

>>38151307
night before school, i made a school shooting joke and got arrested because someone took it seriously (fuckin asshat). I was then the meme of the year, and years after. Was also charged with "attempted inducing panic" which is a felony. 8 days in the JDC and a year of probation isnt fun.

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>>38156256
>his drinking age is above 20
what the absolute FUCK

>>38162101
2/?
>Music teacher is drinking vodka during classes
>Gets shitface drunk
>Other students who were in her lessons tell me how she was just mashing the piano keys and singing during the lessons
>She also fell down the stairs that lead up to the music rooms
>Last I see of her is the headmaster helping her get into a Taxi
I always wondered why she decided to do that

>>38161767
They tend to be immune until you fuck with animals then shit gets a real

>>38161714
it wasn't on accident, i could tell due to the way she acted around students. It's still insane to me that i knew of all of this months before anyone found out.

>>38162187
3/?
>Playing football(soccer) during lunch
>One of my mates kicks the ball into a crowd of people really hard
>Hits the deaf kid on the side of the head
>Deaf kid starts having a seizure
>Guy got suspended for a week

>>38155133

they ever find out who did it?

>>38151307
A Chad had decapitated himself while showing off his motorcycle. Lmao.

>>38155744
Lmao those fucking normies can't feel a basic human emotion! Kek!

kill yourself

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>>38162307
4/?
>In the boys toilets and there is a shit on the floor
>Some poor cleaning lady has to clean it up
>Next week
>Same thing happens
>Shit in the exact same spot
>Happens at least 5 more times
>Someone finally catches the phantom shitter
>It's that one weird kid
His reasoning for doing it was "He thought people would be his friend if he did"

any anon ever write shit on the bathroom walls? i wrote the most fucked up things.. principal would get on in the morning announcements talking about investigatiosn. even cops came to investigate and extra security was posted.

or starting text message chains "football players caught sucking each other dicks" lol thee whole football team wanted to fuck me up but i had ghetto spic friends so they didn't do shit.

starting death rumors too. so many normie tears then when they found out said person wasn't dead they'd be piss. i remember making memorial pages on bebo and myspace.

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>>38162401
5/?
>During lunchtime
>The science building has a hallway that connects two other buildings through the science building
>One corridor has an entrance they keep locked during lunch
>Rumour that a fight is about to happen
>Half the school delirious with the rumours of the fight start following the herd around for this 'fight'
>100 kids end up going into the science building hallway
>Heading towards the locked door
>Starts a crush of students when they realise the door is locked
>The hype of the fight turns into a panic
>Kids getting crushed and trampled
>Teachers and staff going crazy trying to sort the madness out
>Few kids ended up getting pretty hurt in the madness
There wasn't even a fucking fight lmao just a miniature Hillsborough

>>38162454
I got caught writing the Navy seal copypasta on a stall. Took forever to get that shit out.

>>38151307
https://youtu.be/3lDqMx4rmFU

>>38162454 the last one reminds me of something

I caught mono a week into my mono my mom gets a phone call. the school thinks I'm dead (mom has ADD keeps forgetting to call the school) they put on an assembly and everything. they even made the temporary memorial for me

>>38162520
6/?
>Schizophrenic guy lives on the same street as the school (Just sounds like a bad idea to begin with)
>He walks around the village wearing a top hat and everything
>Looks like the Mad Hatter so everyone calls him the Mad Twatter
>One day strolls into school handing out money to school girls
>Talking about crazy stuff to people
>Demands to see the headmaster
>The school office press a panic button or something
>Police come and escort him out
I have the guy on facebook and he has photos of his garden where he has decapitated animals and shit. Claims they're part of his faith.
He went to court once for drawing swastikas all over a park once in protest of the council removing his David Bowie memorial

>>38151457
Holy shit, were you there for it? What was it like?

>>38162620
lmao you should have just walked into that bitch like Jesus

>school bicycle invites some guys over
>They run the train on here
>Dad is the schools Police officer
>Finds out about the gangbang and confronts daughter
>Lies and says that she was raped
>Guys get arrested
>Entire school is angry and a mob of people confronts the girl

Didn't hear much after that.

>>38162215
>more feelings for animals than humans
never understood this meme

>>38151307
The westboro baptist church came to my hs
hella fags got triggered

>Someone once took a shit on the stairs
>A seagull once flew into a window of the school and splattered itself on the window, slowly falling down off of it and on the ground, some kids got in trouble as they started kicking the corpse around causing guts to go everywhere
>A guy in my year broke into a neighbours house while naked and groped her in her sleep
>Some guy turned up drunk for class once
>A small group of people turned up drunk for a prom
>There was a wild school leavers party (which I didn't go to) that essentially ended in a sex fest
>A group of older kids got a bunch of Year 7s stoned for the first time in the locker room
>A kid tried to spike a drink at an event but was almost instantly caught out
>There was a "cyberbullying hate group" made on Facebook but it was just a bunch of friends bitching about the people they don't like in their little group chat. A bunch of other kids found out and got salty. It was actually super tame and those kids just played it up to get vengeance on the fact they were being shit talked about.

Kid who was selling weed got kicked out of school.

During the winter break that year, he got really drunk and fell into the subway tracks, was hit and killed.

Everyone found out about it when we got back.

>>38151307
Some SPED para-professional hit three people drunk driving. He probably didn't handle the situation too well.
Thus started a sort of campaign called DicksOutForDex

>>38163177
ah right here's the link to some ad-filled local news article
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2016/11/03/mother-twin-daughters-recovering-hit-and-run-salem-halloween/

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>>38153021
>>junior year: wrote a fake isis threat and taped it to someone's locker (lost a bet)
>isis
how old are you people

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For a week and a half we had bomb threats and we all got out of school early.
Yeah thats it kinda of boring.
Also one of the few action shots of WW!

>>38163221
Time for you to feel old. If he was Junior year and has already been a senior, right now he can be anything from 19 - 22.

Yep, it's been that long.

>>38151307

The entire football team, who was entirely black and Hispanic in a 80% white school, held a party where 70% of the high school girls went and they had a huge orgy where every player got like 3 girls each and they just fucked a girl for awhile and then tossed her away for another one. Like 6 girls ended up pregnant and single mothers because of it. Everyone found out because there was video.

I always look back at that and think that women are basically exactly the same as porn stars and are all whores.

Stoner kids had a place in the ceiling above the swimming pool and one of the kids fell 4 stories and lived

Bomb threats towards the end of the school year for 3 years

Some faggot stoner streaked in the halls because he was going to dropout with style

>>38151307
Kid in my junior year held a class hostage at gunpoint

>>38163681
Did anybody die?

>>38163724
The kid that held them at gunpoint shot himself after about 8 hours in there

>>38151307
The day that that one guy jumped from the second floor lobby balcony and knocked over the giant christmas tree, ran to dairy queen, made a FB post about him being at dairy queen and then being arrested and then suspended + put on house arrest for destruction of property.

>>38163758
What a pussy bitch.

Gym teacher screwed a student in the past and then I found out about it. Ended up spreading that crap like Nutella and he just up and walked out one day. Suck it, Belgarde.

There were two. The first was the substitute teacher who had her own porn site. She got fired once some students ratted her out because she wouldn't give them her videos for free. The second was the teacher who got caught running a foot fetish website. He was suspended until they made sure that none of the pictures on his site were of past or present students. Felt bad because all of the Stacys treated him like crap afterwards.

>Gay guy in school is bullied for it
>Leaves the school to transfer
>Final act of vengeance is to leak all the logs and start rumours and supply pics of all the gay shit that people have did with him
>This included some of the bullies
>Chaos afterwards. Complete chaos.

>>38151795

Happened at my Jr high. Like 7 teachers got various cancers over like 5 years and they found out there was a bunch of corroded pipes or some shit leeching chemicals into the water fountains/sinks in the school. Building was old as shit (like 1900s, my grandma went there) and falling apart, too.

School district got sued for lodsa dosh afterwards by the families, of course. But the school still stands and is still being used with minor renovations.

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>One kid that everyone hated got hit by a car
>Some stoner faggot overdosed and the school actually had students make a tribute video where they all expressed their condolences.
Would have been touching if the dude wasn't a huge fucking asshole.
>A dude I was friends with killed himself
>Stacies got knocked up and had abortions
>Other kids got busted for drugs
>One dude streaked during a highschool football game
>One day there was a bank robbery and the dude decided to cut through our school
We got sent into lockdown for about 6 hours because of that. Everyone that didn't bring a lunch was mad as fuck. The teachers were also mad because it fucked up the course schedules.

>>38164187
>teachers giving a fuck about their jobs
Those ones are always the most annoying.

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>>38164187
Oh fuck I forgot.
One dude went around and took a bunch of black baby dolls and hung them from trees.

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>That gril that got pregnant at 16 and demanded to keep the kid so they would get married and wanted every to treat her special

> 1 Week later shes hanging with her chav friends on the field

>Some guy with a jumper over his head get a half field run up before falcon kicking her to the ground and fucking bolts

>Guy never gets caught, but succeeds in his mission

>MFW half the school voted it as their favourite school member for that year and the yearbook was cancelled

This weird kid tried to light his fart on fire. he ended up Burning Down the school

>>38151307
The history teacher once accidentally mentioned hentai.

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>>38164334
That one gets a medal.

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>>38164334
That lad is doing god's work

>hoodlums spray painted an entire side of the school with KKK propaganda
wasn't cool in the slightest, it was just edgy and retarded

>>38152047
mercy HS???

>>38164465
In what context?

Origami

>>38151307
There were a few fires

In middle school someone had prank called the school claiming to want to bomb us or something

Highschool was great, there were rarely fire drills

lets see
Three kids killed themselves within a month one time in highschool

In like 7th grade a mom smothered her two kids in their sleep

>>38164552
There was this anime autist in the class who'd bring mangas n shit to class, the history teacher was alright, but he had anger issues. So when he was reading manga in the class he just screamed "STOP READING HENTAI IN CLASS ANDREW!".

>>38164631
That's awesome, the world needs more teachers like that

>>38151642
sounds like the hollywood hills to me brother

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>>38156815
Sounds like he flubbed a suplex to me

>>38164104
sounds like typical british plumbing to me

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>>38152009
Shieeet niBBa!

>>38151839
oh shit dude same
fucking rancho

>>38163307
Things that never happened the cuck edition

>>38152595
>>38152613
It's the exact same fucking thing for Western Minnesota, just without oil
>Woman threatens suicide with pills in the office because her son is failing
>Foster girl sings "Lost Boys" (terribly) at the school talent show and runs away the next day, never to be heard from again
>People write slut on one roasties car after planning for weeks and think they're bad ass
>It was because that roastie sent unsolicited nudes to basically anyone who texted her, no matter the age
>One girl became a boy

Fuck fields

A guy in my grade went to a party at this girl's house, and they got super drunk and played naked Twister. He started fucking the girl who hosted the party, but the drunk mom came in and wanted some action, too.

The guy was pretty normal, but once people found out that his dick is 10 inches long, he became turbo-Chad

http://augustacrime.com/a-a-sponsor-turns-in-evans-woman-for-underage-party/

Our math teacher started browsing for used lingerie unaware that the class could see what he was doing. He ended up getting fired lul.

Eric from homeroom and his Friend killed thirteen people.

>>38165011
You meme but I unironically believe that story from /k/ about that one guy being in of the injuries at columbine