platonic life partner

when do i move in?

origana desu

My mom wants me to get a 3 room apartment and rent out the other two rooms to people, so maybe. I wouldn't mind rooming with robots.

>>38148842
If I can't fuck 'em, and I can't cuddle 'em, and I can't kiss 'em, then I don't want 'em

>>38148842
How tho? Im extremely introverted and i mostly just lurk 4chan, watch animu and play vidya. How do i find a shy introvert girl with same interests?

>>38149131
He said robot you faggot

I'm not gay, and I'm not living with someone if I'm not getting any close intimacy out of it.

>>38149186
And I asked how you retard

>>38149238
You said girl.

>>38149186
with another dude?
thats gay

Basic robots make terrible friends.

You all know it's true.

>>38149076
You can do 2 out those 3 already, and for the third, well, try to keep an open mind.

Sounds incredibly gay and pointless

>>38148842
>expect a qt boi to start a yaoi romance with
>get a 30 years old fat neckbeard homo instead

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So basically the el-dude brothers?

>>38148842
I did. He's not exactly from r9k but he's been on 4chan all his life.

Honestly its not worth it.

The first thing that's going to happen is that you realize that you have to keep your job at all costs, even if its shitty and makes you want to die, because if you don't your friendship will fall apart because you'll be forced to move out. For people like me with bad anxiety, it can lead to a lot of stress and sleepless nights.

I'd be fine with that.
They would have to be hygienic though, no way I'm living with a robot that's a slob

>>38149808
>he isn't on neetbux
>he wouldn't only take someone who is also on neetbux so you don't run into these issues

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unfortunately, he's straight
but we're still going to live together

>>38149822
Ok, let's do it. Where do you live famalam?

>>38149755
>get a 30 years old fat neckbeard homo instead
d-dont be mean..

>>38149835
Texas, won't bother with the city since I doubt you're remotely close.

>>38149838
You know it's going to happen, at least one person will end up disappointed

>>38149852
Well fuck... I'm up in Canada

Because that doesn't help at all.

I live with another robot. We avoid each other and even though we live in the same house we only talk like once every week.

Making friends with other robots makes things worst. What you need is normie friends to get you out of this hell hole. But getting normie friends is super hard.

>>38149852
Do you live in San Antonio?

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>>38150087
nope, east of that