Robots are the new savages

>>38134195
She wants to fuck. Invite her out for a beer you doofus. Also post a picture of your profile

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Also, Johanna might be on to something.

>>38134214
What if i told ya I'm using a fake profile just to give random chicks the illusion they're cheating with some random chad?
My goal was to get some random pussy pics via Snapchat but Idk I don't want to catfish the shot outta them.

>>38134195
What's your profile pic? Are you chad-fishing?

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>>38134307
Yeah I guess it's kinda well built, I also created a fake Snapchat and got a couple hunnid points from sending myself random pics

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HELLLLP
How can I get her to send me nudes on Snapchat?
I can send her pics of my dick but what if she wanna see my face?
She's a little drunk and stoned right now.
Help me and I'll share.

>>38134481
Just say "show me your pussy. I need to know what I'm getting in to" ha ha

"I don't mind travelling, but i'd like to see more of what i'm making the trip for."

>>38134534
Something like this but lie and say you're actually going to be in her area for work or family or something

>>38134481
Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.
>if dubs you must do dis

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CHAD DEMON POSSESSED ME AAAAH

>>38134668
I would have done this. You almost got trips tho.

>>38134777
FUCK I TRIPPED 7 7 7 bingo tier shit

>>38134777
this counts as my post getting trips, anon we made it!

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>>38134806
Trips came too late:(
She added me on snap, gon update you.

Sent this to another ho tho.

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That girl sent me a selfie and a pic of her legs.
I sent her a fake selfie using the sticker trick on Snapchat.
Opened but unanswered right now.

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>>38135884
Here's a screenshot of the snap I sent her.
A little too much zoom but I had to work from an instagram pic.
Also, my phone screen is fucked up so I can't really say if it looks decent or nah.

>>38135943
But what do you really look Iike?

>>38136008
Worse.
It's just to fuck around.
I created a Snapchat sticker out of the insta screenshot then applied it to a blank snap I sent her.
Is it convincing?

>>38134364
>>38135943
am I the only one who finds this dude's face really unsettling for some reason?