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MOTION OF NO CONFIDENCE
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britfeel is a shambles, PM Kev has let us down

Support the motion of no confidence, by 10:00pm if yes has a majority, a snap general election will be called to de-throne Kev

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348216

Don't insult the mods dude.

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haha lads I'm sure it was just a mistake from the great moderation team here on /r9k/

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Who here sick of people saying they watch Love Island 'ironically'?

It's clearly designed to specifically cater to people who like to watch things under the illusion that they are a superior third party looking in voyeuristically.

Just as the contestants find it difficult to be honest about their true intentions and lust for each other so do the viewing masses who really watch it to oggle the intellectually vapid, but sexually attractive young specimens and feel inadequate about themselves. It's a type of masochism.

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Damon lad needs to take over. He can lead us to a new world of normie success, wifes and qt goths.

and pretty sure he can hook us up with Es and Whizz.

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>>38129095
Fuck them, they shouldn't have deleted the thread
And as previously stated, they must fellate a revolver

>>38129118
I don't really find any of those women particularly attractive. I feel like they just have no flaws, rather than actual beauty.

>>38129118
Uggo girls, token black guy, goerdie shore cunts.

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I've been called 4 (FOUR) times this evening from my work.
I was called this morning at 4am
I was called 3 times over the weekend

Should I tell my boss to fuck off? I'm so fucking tired of getting called about issues that aren't my fault.

>>38129149
>I feel like they just have no flaws

i have no seen the show but women on them are typically really generic, boring, plebby type people. my mum watches this sort of this and i bully her for it.

>>38129067
Also: can someone please update the OP image?

>>38129186
It's your fault for answering the phone mate. You need to make some boundaries or they'll never respect you.

If a client tried to phone me randomly in the middle of the evening then there's no way I'd answer. If a client tried to phone me at 4 AM they'd get a pretty short email the following day.

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*PULLS OP INTO THE RING, DDTs YOU*

>>38129082
He had a good innings, but might be time to bow down.
Let's see what the next man can do eh.

>>38129186
There's no reason for you to answer, just ask what they were calling about when you're next in. They'll go as far as you let them.

Humbly requesting that if Kev gets replaced it's by a meme and not a poster

>>38129149
yeah but id fuck em

theyd be a fun throwaway fuck

>>38129145
Dunno whether you know lad... but albarn lad offed himself the other day. He said his goodbyes in a thread. Literally noone noticed. Sure you can find it in the archive but me and ebin were concerned.

How about I told you there's a way you could get no calls from your boss?

It's called being a NEET and it's the intended way of life.

>>38129221
>>38129241
It's supposed to be part of the job because "it's what a manager does". But I didh't agree to be called multiple times a day.

It's also all for the same reason, customers software glitching. I didn't write the software so why am I the one that get's bugged about it?

Why aren't people phoning the cunt that coding the fucking thing so badly it's always crashing?

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i knew kev was afraid of me but i was not expecting him to run from me for this long. Becoming the /bigDaddy/ will be easy pickings now.

Everyone know your place. you dont want to find out why they call me Hard Knock.

>>38129295
Who is this sexy lad?

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Another thread, another Cilla

>>38129295
Who's that hard looking cunt.

I feel frightened view that image.

>>38129277
Really? That explains why I haven't seen him in a bit.
Didn't realise it was that bad, he always seemed up beat. Even with his extra maritial activities.

>>38129286
How much are you getting paid? If it's anything less than 40k a year they are completely taking the piss out of you.

What does it say on your contract? If it's just a standard 35-40 hours a week type thing, then inform them you're going to bill them for any work that you have to do outside of the scope of your contract (i.e. outside normal business hours).

That's what they'll do with the people who pay them, so why should it be any different for you? Presumably the whole reason they are phoning you is because you are essential, so they won't sack you.

>>38129358
Way less than that.
I'm only as "essential" as I am the one currently occupying the role. They could find someone else to do it.

What you said is just a good way to get sacked. I'll probably start looking for a new job anyway.

Get that ITV2 on, lads

>>38129306
>>38129323
they call me Hard Knock dawgs. im the wannabe /bigDaddy/. I have connections on every corner. I have done time for battering bitches because i dont give a fuck.

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Be honest, you're all a bunch of filthy normies arent you?

>>38129405
I think you'd be surprised at how much it costs businesses to recruit staff, in terms of both time and money. Can't see them sacking you purely because you stand up for yourself. But...

>I'll probably start looking for a new job anyway.

Sounds like a good move.

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In light of the proposed motion of no confidence in Prime Minister Sexy Kev, Tomoko-Chan will be soon to announce a declaration of wishing to stand in a potential snap election.

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>>38129467
yes haha

oririr

>>38129467
I have a job, a house and have had gfs in the past.

I really don't consider myself a normie though, I don't really like social gatherings

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>>38129082
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13348216
I never did get my cabinet position tbqh
>>38129104
we've already had this 'op deletes thread and pretends that mods are cracking down on the bongs' meme

>>38129514
Is that you ebin?

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>>38129537
It is I, Ebin

DECLARATIONS
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In light of the likely victory of the motion of no confidence, declare your desire to stand in the election, or nominate others

First round from 10:00-11:00pm
Second round (top 2 runoff) from 11:15-midnight

so far

>PM Kev (incumbent)
>Tomoko

>>38129547
Recognised you from the filename. I spend too much time here

>>38129572
Sakulad for prime memeinster

>>38129572
Standing. Let's see if I get more than ZERO VOTES.

>>38129572
I'll be damned if shipman and some other personalities don't stand.

I feel like I'm going to do a lot worse than second this time. Shant be standing, but we do need a proper robot candidate.

>>38129572
Can I make a postal vote as I'm going to bed early tonight?

I vote for Tomoko.

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>>38129572
Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner would like to put himself forward.

>>38129572
i nominate Ebin.

>>38129592

I'll accept this Shipanon nomination and stand

>>38129572
this motherfucker.>>38129295
he's got my vote,i said from the start I like the cut of his jib

>>38129626
alri tomokolad
has your day staying awake taken it's toll

>>38129572

Declarations so far

>PM Kev (incumbent)
>Tomoko
>BritNormie
>Shipanon
>Ebin
>Sakulad
>Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner (literally who?)

>>38129679
>Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner (literally who?)

howling

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>>38129679
>Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner (literally who?)
he always posts real steiner hours at like 3-4 am. I like him.
ebin has to stand

>>38129678
it's not tomokochan. I've been the one bonding with tomokochan over the past few days. I have also done an allnighter/alldayer. I'm fucking fooked m8.

I suspect the actual tomoko is asleep and will hopefully wake up prime minister.

I've now been called 5 times about the same customer having the same software issues.

I'm calling the fucking head of the coding team and telling them that it's his job.

I'll be running as an anti-normie populist candidate

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You are cordially invited to fuck my ass

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>>38129679
>literally who
you better be joking lad

>>38129745
isn't that ebin's job?

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>>38129759
Stop this, this instant

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>>38129679

ill try my luck for a laugh but ill be out on a /nightwalk/ tonight so wont see the results until very late on/early tomorrow morning

>>38129759

How can someone function with a mouth that small?

>>38129760
whilst steiner is a joy to behold, you cannot top the cream of the crop. Ohhhh yeahhhhh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

>>38129769
It was ebin who posted that

t. ebin cutting down on the avataring

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>>38129778
nope, please continue on from previous note

>>38129802
yay hype. waifu poster party is reborn

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>>38129679
Think I will run for the fun of it but I am expecting a meme of the forced variety to win

Declarations so far

>PM Kev (incumbent)
>Tomoko
>BritNormie
>Shipanon
>Ebin
>Sakulad
>Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner (literally who?)
>Nightwalk anon
>Ebin (Anti-normie populist)

>>38129719
erm you sure >>38129492 was 10 min before you
I get you might not have seen it though, having done a few all 24+ hr sessions I know things get weird late on.
enjoy your sleep lad

>>38129851
that was me, making sure tomoko got a nomination. Knowing tomokochan he will full-well want to be standing in this election.

>>38129679
How is this going to be decided

i was craving jam donuts so i went to tesco and they didn't have any the bastards. i got muffins instead but its not the same.

>>38129679
For those who don't know, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner was one of the very earliest /britfeel/ personalities. He used to entertain us so much back in the early days.

>>38129878

All candidates are in the first round, the top 2 progress to the final round

>>38129843
d-don't divide the ebin-tilde vote lad

>>38129910
We can run a coalition goverment

>>38129679
>>38129844
why are you missing out fighting lad. he nominated himself and it was seconded.

>>38129900
So how do we vote?

>>38129572

I nominate Gorilla-chan, he's the hero that britfeel needs

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post your hands lads

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>Head of coding team says he's made a few backend changes and now the software should be working for the customer

Why the fuck do I even get bothered with IT support shit that I don't even have the ability to solve?

Steiner has released the following statement about why Tilde shouldnt be allowed to run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

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here you go lad

oririririr

>>38129925
but he's already been nominated

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>>38129930
>post your hands Iads

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Favourite british pornstars lads?

I'll go first:
>Jasmine Jae
>Lexi Lowe
>Rebecca Moore
>Savannah Gold (RIP)

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https://my.mixtape.moe/eegxvz.webm

>>38130028
i used to work with a porn stars mum, but i wont say which one incase doxxing anon is around and somehow uses in info to somehow find my address or something

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>>38129679
Originally Standing

>>38130028
>ellie roe
i like fattys desu

>>38130041
What's pegan?

>>38130092
pagan- basically like a backstabber or enemy

>>38130041
>people talking clearly sound non-white
>shouting pagan (most likely a muslim slur)
>literally thinking that black muslims shitting on our prime minister is funny

Even if you don't agree with May, or hell, if you downright hate her, YOU'RE still contributing to the problems in this country as well.

Britain for the British, non-whites must leave. Muslims are first to go.

i hate all of you
i don't know why i come here

>>38130135
they're all clearly like 7th gen jamaican lad

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>>38130135
>Britain for the British, non-whites must lea-

>>38130135
You sound completely triggered lad. What a weakling.

>>38130152
they still need to go

>>38130165
ainsley is a nice guy, but he just doesn't belong here

>>38130167
Well yes desu, non-whites being allowed to scream like moneys at the prime minister does fundamentally annoy me

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Just about to have a cup of tea and eat some cookies. Pretty comfy now lads
>>38130028
Emma Leigh

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>>38130018
>post your lad hands

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>>38129572
Milk Cat 110

>>38130188
What is it that you're actually doing to further this view and bring it about in the UK?

>>38130330
your nails look slightly clubbed. Particularly your thumb nail.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing

>>38130330
I want that hand around my junk

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>>38129572
I'm in, Chuck

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>>38129232
Is this a request for waifu posts?

I shaved earlier today. Now I might play a spot of Bioshock. Also may get Titanfall 2 tomorrow. Though I will absolutely refuse to call it TF2.

>>38130188
Are whites whose parents/grandparents were immigrants ok to stay? Also will you autisitc about what white people count as white?

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TIME TO VOTE LAD

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831

GET YOUR VOTES IN

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831
http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831

VOTE NOW OR EVER HOLD YOUR SHAME

>>38130356
Unfortunately there isn't all that much that can be done at this point. If I go out and start proselytising this kind of thing then I'll be sent to jail for so-called 'hate speech'.

Before any real action can happen the attitude of the nation needs to change to one where it is acceptable (legally and socially) to advocate for a white Britain. To this end I attend marches that aren't illegal to be in and try to let people know what non-whites are doing to the UK.

would you be willing to date or marry a passing post-op transwoman if she had your ideal personality???

why or why not?

>>38130405
Whites are generally fine, if you're white you're white, but if they come from other white cultures then they must assimilate into the UK culture.

Declarations so far

>PM Kev (incumbent)
>Tomoko
>BritNormie
>Shipanon
>Ebin
>Sakulad
>Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner (literally who?)
>Nightwalk anon
>Ebin (Anti-normie populist)
>Milk cat
>Tilde
>Gorilla in milk
>Cilla

>>38130422
no because i'm not fucking gay desu

>>38130422
No

Because I'm gay

It's not 10pm and you didn't include cilla

please delete lad, you can repost it at 10 if you want

>>38130422
Yeah I would, but only if they looked like Rose.

>>38130085
my nigga, she's one of my favourites as well

>>38130448
>desu

Of course you're not, anon.

>>38130441
>>Ebin (Anti-normie populist)
OBJECTION! in the recent civil war ebin sided with the normies

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Vote Steiner to have the Nunber 10 mouse catcher replaced by a badass tiger

>>38130414
So you won't even stand up for your beliefs? Pretty weak. Hitler went to jail for his beliefs. Why can't you?

>>38130411
>THIS POLL IS UNOFFICIAL AND ALL VOTES WILL BE RESCINDED UNTIL OFFICIAL POLLING TAKES PLACE AT 10PM.

>>38130493
Going to jail does nothing to further my beliefs.

Anon jumped the gun, but 15 people already voted

Shall we keep this open (and include cilla in the final poll automatically) or recreate at 10pm?

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Just ate a bit of this on its own
Send help

>>38130188
>non-whites being allowed to scream like moneys at the prime minister does fundamentally annoy me

Should whites be allowed to scream at the Prime Minister? It's not as if those lads could arrange to have a sit down chat with her about how the government fuck over the poor, so the best and only thing they can do is let her know that she's not welcome in that area.

Also just out of curiosity what level of education have you achieved? If you claim bachelors or above I'm going to want to see some proof.

>>38130440
>>38130414
Why couldnt you be happy with a country that was 90% white (and that figure was maintained as a top priority). What difference does it make if a few well behaved non-whites are running corner shops or driving taxis?

>>38130481
hello newfriend, are you enjoying your stay

>>38130514
It would get a lot of publicity for your beliefs.

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>>38130515
cilla can do one

>>38130411
How many get through to the 2nd round?

An anon made a poll 20 minutes early, and didn't include declared candidate Cilla

As 17 people have already voted, we shall keep this poll open

The top 2, plus cilla will be entered into the final round starting at 11pm sharp, posted by myself

>>38130411
This poll is null and void There's no Cilla

>>38130577
>he top 2, plus cilla will be entered into the final round starti
NOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PM Sexy kev on 0 VOTES

ZERO VOTES

>>38130577
FRENCH FAGS OUT

>we all mocked Goodfella poster for 0 votes

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Vote Big Poppa Pump so our youth can reach new levels of math beyond their understanding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msDuNZyYAIQ

FrenchFag? I'm a bong

>>38130516
You are just a fucking moron for eating that.

A vote for ebin is a vote for a normie free future

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>>38130520
Whites would be acceptable because it's our country. We all know what 'that' area means, it means 'their' area and 'they' shouldn't have their own area within this country. This is what these people do, they set up their own ethnic enclaves within the country and never integrate, while still deriving the benefits of living in the country.

I have a BSc, proof in pic.

>>38130532
If they were well behaved and the notion that the country must remain at least 90% white was written into law and policies were enacted whenever that was going to change to prevent it from changing, then I would be happy with that system. But my ideal would be a totally white country.

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Vote for Scotty Steiner, he will put all women on a strict diet and exercise regime to make them as freakishly hot as your standards demand

If Ebinlad wins I'm going to bomb the /britfeel/ parliamentary building

>>38130678
I never did profess to being a smart guy
I accidentally got it on my finger and instinctively licked it off without thinking

>>38130577
do it properly or don't do it at all

>>38130665
>literally using a french style election system
>then claiming to be a bong
ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU

>>38130714
cilla wouldn't get more than two votes anyway
you were probs planning to use a vpn to boost vortes

>>38130714
>do it properly or don't do it at all

We had some autist make his own poll, and everyone jumped in

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He bides his time

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Big Poppa Pump has a message for current PM Kev

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A vote for shipanon is a vote for no more waifus

The estrogen in their syringe shall be replaced with morphine

>>38130707
You're still a fucking moron for doing that either way.

>>38130760
I voted for shipanon because i believe in the morphine future.
Together we can build a better build; with lethal doses for all

Stuff like this makes me realise that our thread is probably the most interesting/best thread on r9k.

I reckon all the yanks and other users watch us like some sort of reality tv show.

POLL LINK

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831
http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831

For those who didn't see it

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831
http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831

It was posted 20 minutes early

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831
http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831

>>38130703
I'm with you anon, any cunt tries to get in your way i'll shank em in their throat.

>>38130864

At least someone can post it bang on 10pm

>>38130760
SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

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>waifu brigade starts rigging the polls

I'd like an investigation into election fraud here

>>38130864
>no cilla

>tfw Ebin is engaging in the same "disgusting activity" he rented against
epic

>>38129082
Still looking strong and stable tbqh.

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Hate Waifus? Love Morphine?

Vote Ship

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>>38130923
I'd like you to explain further

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>2 more votes than posters

>>38130901

Cilla will automatically be included in the final round, as she was not included as she should have been in round 1

>>38130894
Bloody /ruskiefeel/ rigging our elections

>>38130951
You said you'd date Tilde

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Milk gorilla awaits you to join him

>>38130959
theres clear rigging
>>38130981
Its a rather public meme, I wouldn't say date either. My rant was about how people go about it

>No posting because everyone is rigging the vote

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Anyone know how to remove the black tag so I can reattach? Only gonna wear the jacket once and don't want to get jewed by megacorp

>>38131008
ebin are you homosexual or have homosexual tendencies?

>I'm not winning so it's rigging

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>about to finish last in the poll

i dont think i can come back here after this embarrassment dessy

>>38131059
i'm watching it live, fucking better than the shambles a few week back with mummy mays attempt.

>>38131065
snip it near the connector very finely and then use a teeny tiny bit of superglue

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>40 posters in thread
>49 votes in strawpoll

>>38131093
lurkers in the thread

>>38131065
>calling the company a jew
>plans to buy a jacket, go through the trouble of doctoring the tags, wear it once and then return it

I'm sorry but you are much more jewish.

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>>38131059
Support for Milk Gorilla is much larger than I anticipated. Milk Gorilla thanks all the sleeper votes awakening to the prospects of new, better, milkier /britfeel/

>people would rather vote for a poster than a cool meme
The absolute state of this thread

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>>38131120
>lurking britfeel

>>38131067
why are you using a tildeanon trip

and I don't know, I've never considered real relationships and people to be even a possibility. Porn wise and attraction wise i'd say homosexual tendencies but I don't know if its just a meme or not

>>38131093
I could fire up my vpn a few times to rig my vote but I'm a honorable loser

>>38131124
>calling a human a jew
calm down lad, nobody deserves such harsh language thrown at them

>>38131079
don't be like that lad.you should be out doing what you love. you're a good lad. in fact fuck it, you're alri. but fucking milk gorilla eh, come on

think im going to try and become mates again with this robot guy i used to know in college. i think he does not have any mates. what should i do lads? should i ask to come out for a pint with the lads or something. i feel sorry for him.

>>38131158
you couldn't work out a VPN

don't be silly ebin

>>38131158
Well answer this.

Do you get erect at the sighteof men having sex? Have you ejaculated to the sight of men having sex?

>>38131181
Its literally a click of a button, a prime of example of it just werks

>>38131191
a lot of times, doesn't mean I'm actually gay

>>38131170

to be fair i will be out doing what i love soon, its just a bit early to turn out yet, too many normies out until midnight or so during the week. I just hope no one forgets just how much Sexeh Kev did for /britfeel/....

>>38131208
>gets erect off men
>comes to men having sex
>not gay

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>>38131221
Its just porn lad, it might be the taboo aspect or something

>>38131176
Just leave him alone m8.

We can sense when people are being nice to us because they feel sorry for us.

>>38131238
how are you this delusional lad hahaha

The memes are true.

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so who new PM?

>>38131238
>it's just porn lad
yes, GAY porn

>>38131259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcLzF1bMng8

>>38131257
>>38131266
I don't like gay culture desu, most of them make their sexuality an obnoxious part of their identity instead of keeping it largely secret

>>38131259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92eHG26cZM

>because of the song, there probably is multiple boys named sue

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Vote Shipanon to give the waifus a lethal dose of morphine

>>38131286
That's only the people that don't keep it a secret, you mong.

>>38131286
Absolutely true, the vast majority of gays and gay culture is degenerate as fuck and cancerous upon society.

But that doesn't mean you aren't gay. You literally jack off to gay porn and are attracted to males and the masculine form. You're gay dude.

>>38131314
inb4 he goes on about jacking it to traps and femboys pretending like they look anything like females

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>>38131314
I mean I wouldn't know unless I had experience in real life, I haven't smelt it yet

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>Ebin finally shows his true colours

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831
http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831
http://www.strawpoll.me/13348831

>>38131327
I posted before, I had to turn off some trans stuff because it was boring and stupid and went to full gay stuff a few times. I also think a lot of the anime traps are ridiculous

>>38131344
I've been gayposting the whole time, I used to post webms even. Doesn't mean i'm a complete pride waving bender

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Just having a bit of a bath lads. Looking forward to the result.

Candidate Milk Gorilla x

>>38131364
>Doesn't mean i'm a complete pride waving bender
Pretty sure it does, lad

I fucking stink, lads.

>>38131363
theres clear shameless poll rigging, I have a good mind to withdraw.

>>38131364
Doesn't mean being gay should be a secret though

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>>38131394
Support for milk gorilla is far and wide. No need for rigging. We wish all a fair election

Candidate Milk Gorilla x

>>38131364
So if tildes cock and arsehole were presented you would go for it?

>>38131412
nobody has any reason to know what I wank too, why would they? that's disgusting

>>38131426
no idea, the situation happen either.

>>38131392
Is that you, Jahans, you fat paedophile?

>>38131412
Not him but I disagree, gays should be in the background. They shouldn't feel comfortable flaunting their degenerate lifestyles because it leads to nothing but harm. I don't think it should be made illegal, but it certainly shouldn't be pushed in public.

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Who was our best Prime Minister lad?


I vote /Attlee/

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>>38131394

yes its obviously rigged i knew it...r...right boys???

>>38131438
being gay isn't a fetish

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Ebin's gay!
hahahahahaha

>sakulad 10 posts
>has probably made 10 posts in the last 3 months

>>38131220
boy done good,can't deny that.
hope you enjoy your walk and hopefully don't meet any norms on your travels.
or bogles

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A vote for Shipanon is the best chance of defeating both Saku and Milk Gorilla

>>38131459
Pitt. The. Elder.
of course

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>>38131302
s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5M-JgjINKc

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>>38131459
Objectively the only proper choice

I think after this election we should dedicate a thread to sexy kev for all the hard work he put in. He was a gr8 PM.

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>>38131469
>>38131471
I'm a forever virgin anyway, there is no reason for anyone to know

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>>38131503
You don't stand a chance Shipman

>>38131363
we did this. surely it's milk gorilla vs britnormie in the final round now.

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I stood down to make way for Sexy Kev last time, this time I call on others to rally around me, to help defeat the waifus

>>38131531
Howling at this lad

>>38131527
Stop denying your gay, lad. Whether or not you get any action doesn't change your sexuality.

>>38131547
I like the look of girls too though so it'd be bisexual at a stretch.

I have zero chance with them though, I wouldn't want to force myself with them either

When does the poll close?

I think there's a bit of tomfoolery going on

>>38131517
don't force it lad.

It closes at 11, the new poll will be open from 11:05

>>38131438
>>38131527
>>38131547
Right lads can we stop butchering the English language now?

shan't be voting or participating in any britfeel strawpolls again, you lads aren't honorable enough to not cheat

>Government send letter
>Say we were overpaid housing benefit because they've assumed I didn't live in said house for a specific period
>I did
>Owe 3 grand now
>Says its recoverable I just gotta update them and prove it etc.

How the heck do I prove I lived in a house at a period of time lads? All I can think of is letters delivered to me but I dunno what would and wouldn't be accepted, and also bank statements. What the hell is accepted as proof?

>>38131580
good stuff. i'm gonna have a wank then come back for it.
thanks for update.

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>>38131593
>2 of these were mine

But I passed level two foundation english I think, that's GCSE C level

>>38131580
I think it should be closed earlier desu, look how fast shipanon and sakulads votes just shot up
has to be tampering

>>38129082
Flash in the pan meme only a fool would vote for

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only this fine young man for PM!

There is simply no way sakulad is on 15 votes. i'm calling for his place to be discounted due to rigging.

Who the fuck even is the cunt.

>>38131627
nobody even knows who sakulad is outside of his harem, you can count the amount of times hes posted on your fingers

>>38131622
Look up BBC bitesize for basic English, it may help you.

>>38131622
better than me lad. i got D's and E's
good on you lad.

I think Sakulad could call on his harem to vote, it's only 15 out of 80

Shipanon's votes only rose by 4, after posting these two >>38131540>>38131503

Milk Gorilla is the most suspicious of all, we shall closely monitor it for the remaining 25 minutes

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Big Poppa Pump is outta here. You fat asses dont deserve this genetic freak as PM

the absolute state of this election lads, I call for Kev to be reinstated.

>>38131673
I got lower than that at 16, but I did some free level 2 foundation stuff which is the same level, it was piss easy

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In the event that Milk Gorilla fails to gain an overall majority, the Milk Cat party would like to offer our support and form a coalition. Strong bones and stronger memes.

anyone else regularly wet the bed?

>>38131688
>80 votes
>50 posters

Its over lad, democracy was a mistake.

>>38131691

He was the most rigged of all

>>38131698
I could get behind a milkcat, milk gorilla coalition.

>>38131688
hes not even online unless he's using a blackberry or something

>>38131719

Lurkers + /r9k/ anons that can see the election going on from the /r9k/ front page

Britfeel is corrupt. Rigging is part of the game

>>38131719
its been well established that there are 3-4 times lurkers as there are posters

>Sakulad

As if this cunt could possibly be the most popular poster. Who even is he?

>>38131746
>>38131760
ah yes I'm sure the lurkers love sakulad who never posts

>>38131761
That's Sakulad sir, from sector 7G

>>38131593
missed a comma there lad

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>did a bulimia again

I just want it to stop. I can't handle it anymore

>>38131771
He does, he just doensn't avatar fag much so might as well be unknown

Pretty sure i'd have won this if the votes were legit

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this upstanding young man for PM!

>>38131789
change to the Ebin diet

will suit you right out

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>>38131789
STOP BEING A BITCH AND EAT PROPERLY

If ShipAnon is really rigging his own votes, I've lost all respect for him.

>>38131802
Is that sakulad?

>>38131817
I think I eat too much salt and will be dead of a stroke by 40

>>38131789
have you tried eating up the sick?

>>38131824
He suddenly came from a 8 point loss to being tied for first. Shady stuff

I only have a 2 vote buffer with Saku

Support the Ship and sink the saku

>>38129067

>tfw you're so fucked that you can't even get a level 3 apprenticeship

What the fuck do I do? I want to move forward in life.

>>38131789
I want you to stop posting you lying racist attention whore

>can't stand all the attention being taken away from you so you do a pity post

like fucking clockwork

fuck off to /soc/

How many votes did the first election get? I remember it being in the hundreds

>>38131851
Find somewhere that does foundation english/maths level 2, its piss easy and should enable you to get on level 3 stuff

>>38131850
You're fine. He hasn't had a vote in ages

The momentum has dried up

I'm not rigging my own votes, but it's clear the entire process is a shambles.

Maybe people are rigging for me, but it's probably just other people rallying around me to defeat the other two

Lurkers inexplicably like Sakulad,

>>38131905
hes probably boned them all on steam

1 vote buffer with Sakulad

I am the only hope of keeping him out of the final round

>>38131917
>Sakus steam friends

Fuck, a variable we never considered

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>>38131825
No Sir! Peanut!

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Not enjoying this 500 calorie a day diet lads.

I need 2800 just to maintain a weight.

lads...im sorry...i can confirm i've been rigging votes by using multpe devices; pcs, laptops, ps4, ps3, 3ds, even my smart tv's browser
am very sorry

>>38131990

all 1 ip faggot

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>try to rig Saku to first
>suddenly Shipman gets a load of votes

Alright lads? I'm a long term lurker. Been reading /britfeel/ since 2015, but this is only the second or third post I've made. I voted for Nightwalk Anon.

>>38132046
why bother orbiting him?

>>38132046

>Suddenly

About 1 vote every 3-4 minutes

>>38132063
I reckon it's a laugh everyone is shocked Saku has so many votes tbqh, I don't even know who he is
>>38132074
I was 1 behind him constantly then he suddenly went to 21

>>38132046
It's almost like the Saku rigger just wanted him in the top 3, rather than top 2 to stop the thread shitting all over him for beating out long standing britfeel memes

Hmm, yes, it's almost like that happened. Quite

>>38132046
You're a creep lad

>>38132014
>resetting the router everytime

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Shall be taking my weekly wash soon.

>>38132046
Why are you rigging him? I don't get it

>>38132132
Shipanon and Milk Gorilla aren't even people. We need an actual leader, not a person anyone can pretend to be

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>>38131917
it's true. Pic related

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At least I had the nicest colour on strawpoll

>>38132125
>smelli boi is at his cleanest
nobody will be able to stop Katrina the flying squirrel now

>Shipanon suddenly becomes first despite losing the entire poll

Ah yes...

>>38132191
ur on the lethal dose list

>65 votes have happened while the poster count has gone up by 12

Really makes me think

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It's all rigged. Kev rigged things against me last time, and now this shit.
It's time for rebellion boys...

Shut this shit down, this was the worst attempt at anything i've seen in a long time

I've left my two week job search diary to the last minute. What are some good job websites that I can pretend I used to apply for jobs?

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2ND ROUND
---------------
http://www.strawpoll.me/13349568

Shipanon - 28
Milk Gorilla - 25

Cilla gets and automatic entry for not being included in the first round

OPERATION GANGES WILL COMMENCE IN 30 SECONDS

>joana lumley banging on about india again
bloody move back there then

>>38132221
I second this. I vote for mass suicide and let the next generation pick up the mantle

>>38132246

Holy shit that has been a while

>>38132267
dubs decides the way of the suicide pact

>>38132246
Operation Ganges confirmed for Sakulad.

Going to vote for cilla since the others don't deserve to be there desu

>>38132288

>88 for gas chamber

>>38131887

I already have a C in English and A in Maths at GCSE.

>>38132303
He's not been online for a little while, it's probably his obsessive stalker.

>>38132305
hear that ebin? don't shower yet

>>38132304
dead people are ineligible to hold office

>>38132332
I got a fucking E in maths GCSE. RIP.

>>38132355

Was everyone at her funeral saying "ta ra chuck"

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>>38132355
Cilla as PM will be a lorra lorra laffs

voting for whoever has a policy to send cilla straight to the gulag.
quite like milk harambe though tbqh

>>38132339
what's his steam profile? offc

>>38132372
My GCSE results spelt DEADDUDE.

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>>38132332
>>38132372
Don't even know what I got, never bothered going for my results

Here's a joke for you lads, what did Cilla say when she joined the IRA?

[Spoiler]Chucky ta ra[/spoiler]

>>38132375
perhaps, manchester folk are often thick so i can imagine them doing that

>>38132288
dub dubs, ends in adolf territory
>>38132305
It was fated from the start, love itlet the preperations begin

>>38132339
*sigh* I need to clear this up

2 things

1) I haven't mentioned, referenced or replied to any content about the guy in like 2 days (until this post right now)

2) I voted for Milk Gorilla

>>38132394
>he fucks up spoiler text
haha my sides, oh haha my sides, haha.
haha