*YAAWWWN* Morning Robots. Its a fine FINE monday, and no better

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>>38126051
Bbb..but i have very important information for you! Hurry up!

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>>38126051
HURRY THE FUCK UP AND FINISH THE COFFEE
I WANT TO TALK WITH MY NEETBROS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I LOVE MY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT LIFE SO TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38126433
>>38126464
*SIIIPPP* Not quite finished yet robos
*SLURPPP* Now enough or your jib jab, keep it down untill this cup is dry.

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"M-Mr. Anon, sir. Sorry to bother you. But my dad told me that you guys were hiring for the cashier job, and I-I'm here to apply."

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Whoa. A lot of talkie going on in here.
*SLUURRRP*
Still not done though.

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CMONNNN FROG I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU
FINISH THE DAMN CUP ALREADY

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>>38126804
*SLURRP* *SIPPP* Ahh. Well chap, your already breaking my rule.*GULP* Lets see your handshake then i might consider forgiving you.

Post this meme every day

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>>38127002
*SIIIIIPPP*
Delicious.
Oh did you say something? Please obey the rules.

Still not done though.

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FINISH THE CUP FROG
ITS REALLY IMPORTANT

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>>38127288
*SIIIIP HEIL* There will be nein talking until ive exterminated mein whole cup of kaffe.

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>tfw been waiting to talk for hours
>the coffee is still not done

>>38127063
>>38127288
>>38127368
>imagine the future historians reading through these posts to better understand the thinking of our time
I'm really, really, really, really liking this meme by the way. Please continue to force it.

an hour has fucking passed, are you done????????

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>>38127017

>>>>>>>chap

_|=|_
(>o_.)>u

\\||//
=+=
//||\\

>>>>>>>CHAP

_|=|_
(>o_.)>u

chapchapchapchapchap


\\||//
=+=
//||\\

CHHHHHAAAAAPPPPP

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All this talkie going on. I think I need a second cup.

You know the rules.

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>>38127824
don't forget the cREEEam.

>>38126051
>drinking coffee
>not drinking water
pleb

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>>38126051
HOLY SHIT! EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND TURN ON CNN!

>>38127462
This and firm handshake are nice memes. Breath of fresh air on this board

>>38128101
CNN - CERTAINLY NOT NEWS
YOUR #1 NETWORK FOR FAKE NEWS

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>>38127985
Finished yet? Waiting patiently

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FINISH THE MOTHER FUCKING COFFEE YOU STUPID ASS FROG

>>38126051
Hey mind if I take a sip or of that? Haven't had good coffee in a long while.

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>>38128101
There's nothing on CNN you lying sack of shit. Now get out of here before i throw my scalding hot coffee in your face.

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Cowabunga bros! Just having my first sips of the day. Remember though, not a whisper until this groovy cup is bone dry. Thanks duderinos.

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IM GONNA DO IT
IM GONNA START TALKING SOON FROG
FINISH THE DAMN CUP

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The cup... Its still not empty. What if... What if he never finishes? What if I can never speak again?

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You know the rules in my ring
Keep your mouth shut
As i sip on the best coffee there is
The best coffee there was
The best coffee there will ever be

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What in TARNATION are you all yelling about?!
Can't you shut up until I've finished my cuppa?

>>38129272
alright you killed it

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>>38129290
thanks desu
that was my intent

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These threads are going to be the epitome of r9k soon enough

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Salam aleikum my brothers. Peace be upon you. In the words of the Great Prophet, please keep the talkie down until I'm done my cup. Inshallah.

>>38129377
Inshallah is properly utilized as an expression of hopefulness. So you would say "Inshallah I would get to talk to you when my cup is finished".

ITS BEEN 3 HOURS FROG HOWS THE DAMN CUP GOING???

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>>38129710
Just got my second cup. There was a brief window when my mug was dry, but no one talked.

Now we wait until I'm done my SECOND cup. Thanks.

>>38127824
>>38129817
bu-but you already had a second cup...

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This is probably the best thread on /r9k/ in quite a while.

I created this meme and op is using it wrong. It meant to mock normies who get starcucks and shit

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>*espresso patronum*
Please Snape, wait until I'm done. You know the rules.

>>38129914
Are you new, it's been around a few months this meme

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>better not talkie while I'm out for a walkie to refill my coffee<

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>>38129817
>>38129857
looks like you forgot to read the rules anon.

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>>38126051
This is eternally good coffee.

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>>38130670
Indeed, eh. This double double is divine!

>>38129334

I'd rather this than endless fucking gay/trap threads every single fucking day. /soc/ exists for a reason. That shit doesn't belong here and never will.

>>38130860

Tim Hortons is a meme. Their coffee is shit. Leaves only put up with it because they're too polite to complain and don't have any other choice.

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>>38126051
Oh boy, all this talkie is making my head hurt. Looks like im gonna need The Big Sip. No one better start with the chit chat until ive drank Every. Last. Drop of my coffee.

>>38131103
gimme a slurp anon

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>>38126051
Nothing beats hot black coffee. Except for hot black women. Both are dark and strong in all the right ways.

>>38130941
I really only put up with it on one of two occasions

1. Someone else is paying for my coffee, and they buy Timmy's
2. It's more convenient to go to Timmy's than a local place

One happens more than two. Otherwise, i don't drink the stuff

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>>38131103
you are lik a litttle babby

>>38129960
Now now
No vent-ay before my vente

>>38130941
You should try their dark roast bitch boy.

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>>38126051

>Americans
>Coffee

that isnt an espresso mug

>>38131400
Thanks for the meme, think ill steal it.

>>38131475
It's better than their normal coffee, I'll give you that

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>if you can't beat em, might as well join 'em

Why does my coffee taste like such shit? My 20$ Mr Coffee machine can't be THAT bad can it?

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>>38131533
do you know why I pullled you over?

>>38132836
Wtf.. original officer what did i do

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at least 2 years man, remember seeing this when i was at uni daily

>>38133006
Talking to me before I drank my java, jack

>>38132836
Hey, i made that donut.

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>>38133451
Yes you did. I enlarged it a bit, but you saved me the trouble of having to draw it myself.

>>38133814
Am I being detained, officer?
What's the reason for this holdup?

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>>38133814
origeno for refference

>>38132698
You have to burn it in.

Also chance that your coffee machine leaks chemicals or "taste" from it materials used.

>>38133814
I enjoy what youve done with it

>tfw don't drink my coffee so I don't have to do the talkie
who /devilish/ here? don't talk to me though

>>38134080
that could be it, I've had this machine for a while now...

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>>38134541
ooooooh you are naughty boy anon.

>tfw have like 50 variations of this meme on my home pc
>in a completely different continent with my laptop
i wanna meme too ;_;

>>38137212
>Not having a pendrive solely for coffee pepe images.
Fucking casual

>>38132000
top fucking kek
oriiiiiginalrino

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>>38126051
>tfw i actually had to get up at 8 AM today
wagie work is suffering, but worth it. it's the only thing keeping me sociable and out of the house.

GOOD POST

(YOU HAVE BEEN MUTED FAG FUCK THIS ROBOT SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WHY IS THIS SHIT STILL ACTIVE IT'S FUCKING DUMB HOLY SHIT)

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>>38130941
it's great because there used to be like 2-4 different franchises before timmies ran train on them in the early 90's, then they went public and have gone to shit and now we're in a desert of poor coffee and frozen donuts *siiip*