>family got a beagle dog without even asking me >tfw hate

>>38123212

How dare they do this without getting your approval first!

>what do i do

Get a fucking a job and find a place of your own?

Don't overfeed it, those fuckers get fat so easily. And don't fucking give it vegetables, my aunt and uncle's dog basically exploded internally because they wanted her to lose weight and cut her food with raw vegetables. I was like 8 so I wouldn't have known any better either, or else I'd have told them to stop that shit.

How do you even hate dogs without having some sort of trauma?

>>38123212
Just poison it, that's what I did. They eventually stopped hating me and got a kitten instead

>>38123212
take farts on it as much as u can cuz the dog dont care but its funny and degrading

>>38123257
I've been bitten by dogs 3 times
also they stink and are noisy as shit

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>>38123212
I believe you know perfectly well already my dude

>>38123295
All that is fixed by being a half decent owner. Dogs grow on you quick once you own one.

Feed it rat poison or chocolate, if you are a horrible person. Problem solved

Make them vote on who they want to keep.

>>38123432
What happens with his parents call his bluff? Don't do it OP, you can win against a cute dog when you're just a filthy NEET.

>>38123272
>They eventually stopped hating me
Doubtful.
Nobody ever stopped hating the NEET in our family- we'd kill the fat ugly fuck in his sleep if it weren't for the law. He didn't even kill a puppy.

>>38123469
>not letting me ruse OP
God damn it, I wanted to see the "Made family vote- me or the dog. They chose the dog. Moving out tomorrow, probably going to kill myself. See you, space robots." thread.

Not liking adorable mans best friend?

Big gay red flag.

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>hating dogs

I'm sure it'll grow on you, anon. Dogs are great, .webm related, my dog.

>>38123212
Kill yourself

Dogs are amazing creatures, will love you forever, and will be your best friend.

Just like the girlfriend you'll never have OP

I bet you have daddy issues and resent your mom too.

Move out of their house to a dog free house of your own.