THE HOLY STAG WAS RIGHT Yesterday evening I asked whether I

>>38121211
The stag is always right.. sorry.

should i go outside today
origiamo

Will I get a qt gf soon?

Please?

>>38121177
Will i die in my sleep? (In an original way senpai

>>38121177
Yes it does. Anyway,
Should i die in my sleep?

Does (((she))) like me? Please tell me almighty stag

>>38121177
Are 2 bottles enough to get the job done?

>>38121236
But what? What's the catch?

>>38121177
so, call me a filthy normie, but will i find a qt grill to have a 3way with me and my gf at a fireworks show on the 4th?

Does the qt.314 like me?

>>38121273
It doesn't matter because Chad likes her

>>38121177
Is this the year? Is this the fucking year things start changing?

>>38121298
I think you'll get a trap

woll i get an trillion dollars monies someday

>>38121320
Fuck's sake.
Reroll

>>38121335
The MAGIC stag has SPOKEN!!1!!

>>38121177

will i summon the courage to kill myself soon?

>>38121177
Will I get a job this month?

>>38121347
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Orginally ovbs

>>38121177
Should i continue living life?

>>38121177
Does anybody out there love me? Any girl?

will I be rich one day?
origi

>>38121177
Will I be able to recover from (((it)))?

>>38121443
>Does anybody out there love me? Any girl?
>doesn't matter

Will I finally work up the courage to kill myself this year?

>>38121460
re-rolling but in an original manner.

>>38121177
Will I ever find peace in life without killing myself?

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>>38121177
Did i score above 80 in yesterday's test?

>>38121177
Is life just suffering?

>>38121484
I ask again. Did i score above 80 in yesterday's test?

>>38121479
Will I always suffer in life?

>>38121486

Yes, but...only for you

>>38121177
Will I be happy again? Oregannongn

>>38121177
does she really love me
oreganolio

>>38121503
It doesn't matter because I will kill myself?

>>38121520
rollin' again
faggot bot

>>38121177
Will i find true love in a woman?

>>38121522
So basically I will live out my whole life while suffering and not having the balls to kill myself?

>>38121177
will i score above 20 (out of 30) in my oral exam tomorrow

>>38121177
Is my nama jeff?

>>38121545
too fat. wth

Do people find me attractive?

>>38121536
I love how the answers correlate with my questions so far,
Yes but what? Will I be happy at some point and then I won't resulting into the total suffering in my life and the inability to kill myself?

Will my past come back to haunt me?
Oregon

>>38121573
Am I at least going to have enough money to be happy?

>>38121599
Am I secretly autistico?

>>38121616

Am I going to cuck this guy at some point in the future?

>>38121616
>>38121631

Sorry guy, looks like I'm going to cuck you.

My name's Chad btw, nice to meet you

>>38121177
Oh sacred deer, will I be paid the correct amount this week?

>>38121641
H-hey Chad, are you going to make me happy?

Will i ever want a job ?

>>38121796
Yes but it's a high risk low-paying shitty one

Tell me again how randomly generated numbers makes a persons heart jump up and down because people are fucking retarded,

Do you think anime is a sin?

>>38121840
rerolling,

Anime IS a sin

>>38121851
It's decided.
Anime is a sin

>>38121177
Will I go be admitted to my dream university?
Will I make a large salary one day?
Will I find true love?

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>>38121777
Hahahah, looks like the fucking stag is actually an emodiment of a prophetic god.

>>38121177
Oh hole stag, do I ever get Alyssa Bustamante as a girlfriend?

Will I build a proper legacy and leave an impactful mark on this world?

>>38121910
Reroll; please answer me, staglord.

>>38121177
Will I be rich with alot of buckaroos one day??

>>38121177
Will I hook up with any hot bitches in the army?

>>38121177
will I get a gf within the next 3 years?

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>>38122772
business as usual then. looks like I'll be a wizard in 2 years time

wow! that's fucking gay!

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>>38121177
Will I ever have friends who care aboit me. Will i find a girlfriend that loves me?

>>38122882
Is my life worth living stag?

Its been a year since i talked to her, should i text her?

You know the question Stag

Oh Holy Stag, have I been wasting my time?

Will I get a loving loyal girlfriend by the end of 2017?

>>38121177
Will the British Empire ever regain its former glory?

>>38122940
Reroll
Should i text her?

>>38121177
O great stag, will Jordan and I ever have a thing?

Oh mighty stag, will I get gf?

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>>38122924
Life is a horrible dark place. Will I continue being a failure I am today?

Stag?

>>38123007
Will I be a different kind of failure?

>>38123022
Im going to be dead.... Right buddy?

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>>38123055
K all jokes aside. Am I going to be successful?

>>38123086
But Im still going to want to die?

If I train hard for my entire freshman year in college will I get a gf by the end of 2018

Will any good come from sending my ex a friend request?

>>38123103
Because Im going to be in a vegetable like state?

>>38121177
Stag, should i go gay and get a qt twink bf?

Is there any hope left alive in this original world?

>>38121177
Will I land a job any time soon?

>>38123127
Im going to be nihilistic?

>>38121177
Will I get a nice GF within this year?

>>38123160
The world is going to end?

>>38121177
Will I fuck a nice drunk girl at Arenal Sound?

Would making a move on this qt be worth it?

Should I ditch the oneitis?

>>38123174
So im going to be successful but never happy?

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>>38121177
will i ever have another shot before we go our separate ways?

>>38123217
Tbh stag I dont know what the "but" is but! Youve told me enough already thank you.

Are you going to have a good day?

>>38123198
Should I wait until a more opportune time?

>>38121177
Will that cute girl at the sweets shop go out with me?

Do you only speak the truth, stag?

>>38123320
reroll, original swag

Will I get a gf soon? Oh please glorious stag

>>38123350
Sigh... Reroll
Origiri

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>>38121177
will i make it, stagbro?

>>38121177
will they catch me stagdude?

Will I finally gain enough courage to take my own life?

TOMORROW
SHOULD I DO IT

will my life get better?

original fucking faggot comment

>>38121177
should i try sleeping a little more

>>38121177
too abstract an answer, need another one

>>38121177
Am I actually intelligent or just lying to myself?

Will I get a qt gf by the end of the year

Orinomicon

>>38123935
Give me a valid answer goddammit

will i get a perfect girlfriend?

>>38121177
Will anyone see me on Saturday at the park?

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should i become a qt trap?

>>38121177
The stag also said yesterday that OP was a faggot. I wonder if you are too?

>>38121177
does she actually like me, even though I hate her?

>>38123231
will it be successful?

Am I going to be in trouble at work today?

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>>38124157
>never
Op here. I am one with stage. The stag is one with me. We are two in one.

>>38121177

Will I ever crush a Muslim with my fat ass, killing him?

>>38121177
Can I get a cute femboy bf?

Will I ever get more than 1mil$$$?

Will I get fit?
Much original

Will it go well tomorrow and from then on?

Will I get out of my situation?

Will I meet someone this summer?

Will Emily want to be my gf?

>>38121177
dktom?

>>38121177
Is my will resolute enough to achieve my dreams.

>>38121177
Will the plan work?

>>38121177
hi stag is he ignoring me

>>38124602
oh
>is this true

>>38124615
So, yes if I put the spoon down ?

>>38124633
Okay, well, is he interested in other girls then?

>>38121177
Will it work with her?

originerino

>>38124636
but what

does he still believe in my heart

>>38124674
you're right

im coming on too forcefully
should i just relax and let things happen

>>38124713
>3
oh stag , that makes me feel like theres no hope

>>38124745
should i just go to bed

>>38124760
oregon roll x 2

>>38121177
Will I buy a house soon based stag

>>38124785
Too fat doesn't make sense so asking again thanks stag

>>38121177
Will it go right?

>>38121177
I don't believe you, but I'll ask anyway.

Will she be there on Wednesday and will I kiss her?

Will I loose my virginity this summer? Originoli

>>38124806
"but but but" IDGAF

Hahahah, I won't be a robot on Wednesday. Thanks robots for everything but its normal time now. BYE

Will I be a successful software engineer with a lot of money?

Will I get three bad thoughts about my cousin erased from my head? I like her, but I'm constantly taking peaks at her imaging how hard I'd smash her caramel brown pussy.

>>38121177
Will she say yes?
origfubwegi

>>38121177
Will I win the lottery maaaaan

>>38124777
>trips

this isn't OP posting, that name was for another thread.

>>38121177
Will I make it?
pls save me originally somebody

>>38121177
Am I going to stop jacking off and start doing productive things?

Am I going to see a long-Haired qt today?

Will I see that tall chick today?

>>38121177
Will I get a girlfriend this school year

>>38124656
>but
He still exclusive to me then?

is r9k a christian message board?

Will I get laid by the end of the month?

Will Olivia go out with me?

>>38121177
Will I fuck it up with this girl I like before I even meet her?

>>38121177
Will I have a qt gf one day?

>>38125441
Figures I can't keep a girl interested even with the power of the backspace button

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>>38121177
Is it true that getting a job only requires me to speak with the manager and give him a firm handshake?

Deep down she loves me right?

>>38121177
will my life improve

If I train for 4 years will I finally get a loyal loving gf

>>38121177
Will i ever be happy again?

orig

>>38121177
It's gonna pay off, right?

will tomorrow bless me oh mighty stag? Please bless me oh great one.

>>38121177
Is there any reason for me to keep going?

>>38121177
Will I ever travel to Hokkaido?

>>38121177
Will it work out or not, Stag?

Is friendship an option? On original terms of course

>>38126036
>yes, but...
But what? I might get a gf?

Will I bang the girl next door?

>>38121177
Make up? otirg

>>38121177
Originally, does (((she))) love me?

>>38126070
Trying again kekekek

>>38121177
rolling again orig

>>38126130
Keep rolling my nigga

>>38121177
Will 4chan randomly IP Range ban me again this week, in an attempt to get me to buy a 4chan pass?

>>38121177
If I make the effort for her to fall for me will I get her?

>>38121177
Will I someday fuck "her"?

>>38121177
Does she really think that tho????

>>38121177
Fuck you stag, calling me too fat... 178cm and 62kg is NOT fat.

So, re-answer my question. "Will 4chan randomly IP Range ban me again this week, in an attempt to get me to buy a 4chan pass?"

If you give me a 5 I will fucking dox you

>>38121177
am i going to get money today?

ORIGINAL

>>38121177
what is the chance i will masturbate tonight?

>>38126191
This anon isn't letting the stag call him fat so neither am I. Rerolling>>38126065

>>38126146
will we still be talking Years from now?

>>38126416
But? History is bound to repeat itself?

>>38126654
Fuck you stag, you chill bro give me a straight answer

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>>38121177
this is the last time stag
will she go out with me?

orginaialto

>>38121177
holy stag pls will i get a good job and be happy here

Am I destined to be a Navy SEAL with over 300 confirmed kills?

are you a liar faggot?

>>38121177
am i going to live in this shitty town forever or can i move further south where I dont have to deal with these fucking winters

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>>38127084
>chill bro
Have fun freezing to death.

Will I ever lose my virginity?

An Original post

>>38121177
Is the stag always right?

Is the holy stag always right?

>>38127164
will the stag give me a clear answer?

>>38121177

Should I risk it all and ask her for coffee today?

>>38121177
Are you the guy who had a midterm?

>>38121177
>77
>7 is the most magically powerful number'
Ok, this seems promising.

Will I get a gf within the next 5 years?

>>38127332
Damn. Re-roll for confirmation?

>>38127345
I'm losing weight right now you fucking deer. I'm down 35 pounds and I'm not stopping. I seriously don't have a chance even when I slim down?

>>38127362
Fuck, OK then. Jesus Christ. Next question...should I just end it all now?

>>38121177
Will CNN ever recover?

>>38127372
So what is the point then? Passing on our genes is really our only goal in life, right? Why keep living?

Should I trust her?

>>38127394
Ok, ok, fine. Better question: will I EVER get a gf? Do I actually have hope?

>>38127394
The stag has spoken

>>38121177
Do I have an std

>>38127412
Ok, I'm just gonna fucking kill myself then. Don't tell me to "chill" when my life literally has no purpose.

>>38127433
Damn, did I just get roasted by a magical deer?

>>38127433
Stag has literally destroyed your life

>>38127450
Fuck you.
oreganalaonli

Reroll bby

>>38127457
I'm honestly questioning my existence right now.

>>38127180
okay, I will roll again.

>>38121177
Ffs answer me

>>38127491
"Yes", the Stag says

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>>38127514
T-the stag isn't real, right? This is all just some major coincidence...right?

was fateanon right? I asked before but it just told me to chill

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>>38127567
holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck

>>38121177
Magical Stag, now that we know CNN will never recover... will we have another term of winning??

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>>38127581
>yes, the stag says
Good lord

>>38121177
Have I got a std

>>38127623
We must keep this Stag secret for it harnesses the power of the universe

>>38127654
Is there any ancient egyptian lore that involves stags/deer? Could this be related to the prophecy of Kek? Is this how we meme the presidency again?

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>>38127677
>77
DEEPEST LORE
oregano

>>38121177
O herregud

>>38121177
Will I eventually be successful and live a comfy life?

>>38121177
Will i ever learn arabic?

>>38121177
Will i ever ever learn arabic?

>>38127576
Stag, will I at least have an enjoyable, independent life?

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>>38127708
>100%

YES, MY SUFFERING WILL EVENTUALLY Count EM TO AND END

Does she like me now senpai?

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>>38127741
Well, it's something at least.

>>38121177
I was told no by the monolith but im hoping the asnwer will be different with you oh great stag.
Will she start dating me?

>>38127796
But?
It ends just as soon as it begins?

>>38121177
Should I text her tonight asking if she wants to spend the day with me tomorrow?

>>38121177
Will i get a job before october?

>>38121177

Will I ever sort my life out and not dread the future

>>38127850
Reroll because the stag told me to

>>38127871

Thank fuck. Will it be before I'm 30?

>>38121177
My comment was unoriginal so let me reiterate. Will the female that is currently on my mind execute sexual intercourse with me?

will he be mine?

>>38127950
rerolling because fucking zero

If I sacrifice a jew to you will I get my foreskin back?

>>38121177

Will I get into all the classes I want to?

Will I ever see her again? M

>>38127972

Most of them at least?

Will I be able to get with this leaf roastie?

>>38121177
Will I fuck someone within this year?

>>38128005

Lose weight you disgusting fat fuck, then you'll get with her

>>38126741
>>38127084
>>38127332
Does the holy stag have favorites? How is it fair that one anon gets to be a SEAL and two get fucking roasted almost simultaneously?

>>38127997

Please, it's all I have to live for. I need to get into my classes!

>>38128022
Wow, you are getting fucked in the ass right now. Isn't that right stag?

>>38128016

The deer doesn't choose, it just tells the future

>>38121177

Will I get into most of the classes I want to?

>>38128050
Rolling again. Please I need them.

Will I be alone forever, and never get a qt3.14?

>>38128080

Rolling a second time, come on stag.

>>38121177
Is the Holy Stag complete bullshit?
>mfw this will end in anything but 1 or 6

Will I ever be satisfied with my life?
orig

>>38128104

Chill out dick head

Does my sister friend like me?

>>38121177
Great stag, god of singles.
Will I finally get fulfilling and loving gf this year?

>>38128279
Please great stag, i'm begging you.

>>38128279
>>38128299
Well that's a somber picture, but atleast I will have a chance.

>>38121177
Does Alex like me?

Should i? Saggdcv

>>38128395

Lose weight fat fucker

Do you wanna smoke some weed with me?

>>38128395
Nigga what you kidding? Reroll

>>38128445
You heard him anon. Lose some weight lardass.

>>38128445
Fuck you I have 22 bmi reeeeeeeeeeeroll

>>38121177
Will today go well?

Will I be lonely at university?

When I die and transcend this mortal plane can I be a cute anthropomorphic dog?

Will i ever marry my kinky sri lankan gf

Should I shoot myself in the head with a 12 gauge? origami

>>38128680
orangutan spatula

>>38128696

Sounds like you'll survive it

>>38121177
does she love me? you said too fat last time and she isn't fat, but i need to know, oh glorious stag, please

Can this replace kek? Infinitely less autistic.

>>38128736

This is ancient you newfag, it's been around far longer than kek

>>38128721
She's not the one that's fat anon I'm sorry.

>>38121177
Will I become more androgynous
Or look more like the typical inhabitants of cuteboys/index.html
In the coming months

>>38121177
Magic stag, tell me
Will I meet a soulmate?

Are you actually Satan?

>>38128814
No tell me you blaspheming heathen. Are you Satan or not?

>>38128837
REEEEEE WTF TELL ME YOU ASSHOLIO

>>38121177
Am i a horrible person

>>38129450
Gosh dangit dude.
Reroll

>>38129477
>>38129450
The Stag is wrong boys

>>38121177
Will I pass grade?

>>38121177
Will I be successful this autumn?

>>38121177
Will I ever become fabulously wealth, almighty Stag?

>>38129580
REROLL, THEN.
Will I ever become fabulously wealthy?

>>38121177
Will I receive a large sum of money in the next few days?

>>38121177
Will I get a job soon?

oioi

>>38121177
Will something really good happen to me soon?

oioi

Will I be successful in my business plans?

>>38121177
Will I get a gf this week?
Original and fuck Hiro.

>>38129739
So you're telling me there's a chance?

>>38121177
Do I have a chance Holy Stag?

>>38121177
Will i get a gf this year?
Origananana

should i Just end it, stag?

>>38129790
Please mighty stag, will I finally get a gf this year?

>>38129798
>>38129808
Guess that's our answer.
I'm content.

Is suicide the ultimate way to self-refute attachment to worldly things?

will i move soon ?
origi

Is Christina still into me if she ever was?

>>38121177
Will i get neetbux?
oh great stag

>>38129856
Yes, but you're the only one that thinks this (around you)

Do I get many exceptional universal odds to work to what I favour in the future

>>38130002
Do I get some odds
Do I get some exceptional universal odds

>>38130026
But they're not to what I favour?

>>38130049
1 in 100 Universal odds to my favour will occur?

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>>38130070
1 in 100 UniversaI odds to my favour will occur?

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>>38130098
Do I get to decide which one?

Will I ever get laid without having to pay for it?

>>38121177
Stag, will this girl become my gf?

O great stag
Will I ever get a job more that 3 dollars above minimum wage?

>>38121177
Will I see those weird people tomorrow?

Will I fuck my onitis?

Plfyhn

>>38121177
If I start this course tomorrow, will I regret it?

>>38130353
I know, I know
and will I regret not going?

>>38121177
Will i ever be in a romantic relationship?

>>38130392
well, this makes things a lot easier
thanks for the justification I was looking for

>>38121177
Please a clear answer, will i ever have a gf/wife?

>>38121177
Will I ever be happy
wwwqwrrqw

Will I pass the tests?

>>38121177
Will it improove?

>>38121177
will i stop worrying so damned much?

Is she still attracted to me Holy Stag?

will I finally find peace in death?

Was that tarot card reading accurate?

>>38121177
Am I legitimately depressed?

>>38121177
will I be given the chance to enact great justice tomorrow?

will i truly have something

will she ever like me
roriginal

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I hope y'all like horse pussy, cuz it's a delicacy.

Was I destined to be garbage?

>>38131146
buuut, i can use the garbage in my favor?

will i do all the cool shit i want to do?

>>38131261
hells fuckin' yeah, praise the stag

Will I have a good time at the party

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>>38121177
am i thoroughly fucked?

Will i finally get sexytime this summer?

>>38127209

Yep I shoulda listened to you. She never responded. Well time to move on. Thanks stag

>>38131500
ouch, that's painful m8. my condolences.

>>38121177
it's been years, is she going to pick up the phone this time?

>>38131546

Thanks. Hurts like hell right now but I'm saving myself the trouble in the long run I guess.

>>38131740
come on, stag, let me know...

will my car make it through the next 5 years?

>>38131790
please, don't leave me into the unknown

>>38121177
Will I get laid soon oregagaga

>>38131799
shit. 3 years?

>>38131822
fuck. will she go out in style, at least?

Will she be my girlfriend in the near future?
Originalliti

>>38131867
damn you, stag.

Will i ever get a chance to talk to her again?

Will she my gf at all?

Is he gay for me like in my dreams?

>>38131781
plenty of fish in the sea, mate. take some advice from a fellow who's also having a hard time moving on.

>>38121177
will my package get here within the next 30 minutes i can go to bed

In the next six months?

Will this be a good year where I make lots of money?

roll for the question in my mind, stag

Will this internet boi ever chase me back?

>>38121177
Rice or meat

>>38121177
Should I eat rice?

>>38121177
Should I eat American

>>38132128
Thank you stag!

Will she date me in thw next year?

>>38121177
DO I want rice nigger food

will i ever get a chance with her?

same guy who just posted about having a hard time moving on, lol

>>38132266
jesus, it's dubs, to.
>afraid

actual question, though: will the cubs win the world series?

>>38132222
Why no?

Please lord stag, will I pass my AWS dev cert?

>>38132300
as though have commanded, lord stag, i have rerolled.