How do I find a cute girl before Chad turns her beautiful innie

>>38114690
church, stand outside schools, kidnapping...

>>38114690
What will you do after YOU turn her beautiful innie into a flappy roastie?

>>38115172
move to the asshole

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>>38114690
this shit is triggering a new feel in me...
this could have been me desu...
so close losing my v-card

>>38115328
and then they just leave you for another guy cuz he had a car...

>>38115424
she was not shallow.

>>38115561
still a Stacy, dude

>>38115655
not in my book, she never cucked or played with anyone.

That is not how vaginas work. The tightness doesn't change. They are elastic. You think a vagina is different with a girl fucking 1000 guys 1 time vs fucking 1 guy 1000 times? The only thing that could possibly change it significantly would be childbirth.

t. guy who is on /r9k/ for the first time and realizes you guys just enjoy wallowing in self pity

>>38115424
I fucking knew it all women are gold digging whores.

>>38115788
Vaginas, being skin and all, can be pulled and eventually stretched. It's not that different from stretching your earlobes. Hell, some guys stretch their foreskin to fix phimosis (and cut guys even stretch it to sort of restore it as much as they can). If a girl has a lot of sex with men with big dicks (aka chad), then it'll get loose.

>>38114690
If we knew the answer, do you think we'd fucking be here? Are you really that stupid?

>>38115884
Pretty sure the vagina is a little bit different in actual physiology than your ear m8.

That pussy likes drier than a desert

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>>38115788
Because every guy has a 5.5 inch dick right?

An 8 inch dick will wreck a bitch permanently after 10 plus sessions, trust me.

>>38115951
this this this this. that vagina is dry af.

>>38115884
No you are wrong, thats a myth, ask any doctor

>>38115939
We're talking about the infamous roastie here. All the other shit inside the vagina can take a beating (like literally pushing a baby out) and eventually recover.

The labia is a different story, it's just skin. And like the webm show, it gets pulled during sex.

>>38116013

it still doesn't change. some girls are innies and some aren't and it has fuck all to do with how much sex they have.

>>38116065
Of course it doesn't change if you have an average penis.

Yeah, the vagina getting less tight from sex thing is a myth, although less experienced girls behave as if they are "tighter". Either way, a cute friend of mine (who I totally had a crush on, at the time), hooked me up with my first girlfriend, and we ended up taking each others virginity.

>>38114690
do you really want to have sex with a virgin?

>>38116131
Every self-respecting man would prefer it honestly.

Imagine marrying a woman and knowing another man spat on her asshole at some point. And not just one, but even dozens of them. That's reality and we just have to deal with it, sadly. Women don't save themselves for marriage anymore.

>>38115788
This. Not sure if everyone here is memeing or is actually this out of touch with how vaginas work.

>>38116131
>do you really want to have sex with someone with a tight pussy who won't compare you to her 50 other partners

>>38114690
Beautiful innies and flappy roasties have nothing to do with how used the pussy is, it's genetic.

>>38116181
I don't know. Virgins are a lot of work. I think I'd rather have a girl whose more experienced and more immediately willing. I'm not looking to marry someone before I've had sex with them.

>>38116131
>do you really want to have sex with a virgin?
Ideally? mid 20s virgin, not some teen or underage dumb kid, someone who has gone through similar feels as a KVHH as me for most of their adult life.

but that will never happen, so at this point in my life, I don't give a fuck.
just as long as she hasn't fucked outside a committed relationship im good.

>>38115788
This is true. I have a "roastie" but am a virgin, never even masturbated. I think people here are mememing, tho. I hope, anyway.

>>38116181
>>38116199
>>38116289
i know you are virgins and will stay that to the rest of your life but nobody wants that
nobody wants to fuck a virgin even women with
2-3-4 partners are terrible in bed
you will never ever have sex with that attitude
women are just people like men they want to
have fun
fucking a virgin is so fucking awkward and boring

>>38116569
>hurr durr bruh sex lmao hurr durr fucking girls haha much dick hurr durrr get pussy xddd

grow up

>>38116181
>self-respecting man
as you have any self-respect
self-respecting man is someone who has a job
women family
who works and gives something to world
not a spineless neet virgin bitch who lives in his moms basement and watches anime and shitposts on r9k all day

>>38116597
you grow up
women are not unicorns and they dont owe you nothing
telling me to grow up while you cant leave your house and cant hold a conversation with women for 1 minute

>>38116433
I seriously don't get women who claim to not masturbate. You've really never rubbed your clit against anything to satisfaction? And you're browsing r9k? Maybe you're legit, but it's just confusing to me.

>>38116658
Can you point out where I said they owe me that? I stated what I want and so did the other guys that you quoted. We would rather not get a slutty woman, simply put.

You're just regurgitating shit that you think is relevant but really really isn't, your posts read like a youtube comment.

>>38116707
the problem with you is you dont really want change or to fix your life
you just want someone to tell you how pathetic you are and how you can never change

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WHY THE FUCK HAD NOBODY ASKED FOR SAUCE OR POSTED SAUCE

>>38116689
Nope. I've never had much of any kind of sex drive. I know a lot of other girls who are the same way.

>>38116795
And you keep doing it. Just leave. Youtube comment sections is where you belong. No one needs your comments, we can sort of think them up if we want to.

>>38116898
make me bitch ass virgin :)

>>38116849
Fair enough, but so weird. I guess some folks do describe themselves as asexual. I just also think girls (not you, I believe you) are reluctant to divulge their sexual proclivities because of an intense social stigma which brands them as sluts, and lower-class people, if they show so much as a hint of sexual desire.

>>38115815
it's true. everyone stay inside!

>>38116974
>>38116965
>>38116930
>>38116898
>>38116849
>>38116795
Nobody cares.

Post sauce.

>>38116930
Holy fuck what a faggot.

>>38114690
>people respond to the roastie meme

I wonder how many of you believe this shit? There are girls getting fisted in porn right now that have small labia. It's the same as saying low hanging balls is caused by pulling on them.

a 7th grade class

>>38116965
>they show so much as a hint of sexual desire.
question how would you categorize a girl who makes fun of dicklets and tells them how much they enjoy a big cock?
1. slutty
2. sluttish
3. not slutty at all

I'm opening to change my interpretation, but provide an adjectives if none of the above satisfy you.

>>38117152
>how much they
derp I mean how much SHE enjoys

>>38116433
I'm also a roastie and I have never masturbated. I cracks me up that some people here actually believe the meme.

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>>38114690
SAUCE NOW

ORIGINALLLLLLL

>>38116689
Guys like sex more for a reason.

We live in a fucked up world where females get sex more often on average than males when they obviously don't even crave it the way men do.

Think about it. Females have faces and voices and muscle tone, like children. Cry like them too, and have smaller brains. Maybe what it's like to be a girl is what it felt like to be a boy before puberty, like at age thirteen or younger, because that's before they start puberty. Unironically check the faces of thirteen year old boys and head sizes, then compare to adult females in their prime. The hormones say alot about that, my intuition says. Did I masturbate then as a man? Sure, but I would not have if I was told off for it the way women are, the shame would have been stronger than the drive.

Not that labia size has anything to do with vaginal tightness, but how many guys can even differentiate between the tightness of different girls? The only thing I've noticed is how a girl reacts to sex, which has nothing to do with actual physical tightness. More her experience with it, associations, and so on.

>>38114690
lol why would you ask the socially retarded robots around here a question like that?

>>38117152
Girls, on average, can take about 4 inches of dick. Beyond that, it can push against their cervix, which can be painful. Girls want thick cock. Either way, though, girls want a guy they're compatible with. Dick withstanding.

for all the annons asking for the sauce of the vid the name of the video is MIka Kim Young Asian Happy Ending but its on this porn director webpage and you gotta pay to see the video.

im looking at ways of getting it tho oy vey

>>38117341
that is not what I asked.
figures you would avoid the question thou.

My friend has a roastie (cute one tho) and she is a virgin so....

>>38117438
Your question is stupid, because you want to demean girls for their hypothetical rejection of you.

>>38117045
i dont masturbate to gay porn unlike you i fuck real women :)

>>38117498
meh, I don't even feel like arguing this shit, but you not answering the question pretty much says all I need to know.

>>38117529
I'm sure you "fuck" plenty of "real women" (ie sluts). I guess that's something a loser like you would think he should be proud of. Still doesn't change the fact that you're a little bitch faggot.

>>38116124
Some girls are loose ive fucked only two and one was loose and the other was pretty tight

>>38116131
I would marry a virgin

>>38117598
>calls someone else a faggot
>never touched a women or ever will
>watches gay porn

>>38117629
when she has sex with you she will want more since you will 100% suck she would we intrested in more

>>38117716
Why is gay porn on your mind my faggy friend? Projecting a little bit?

>>38116689
>You've really never rubbed your clit against anything to satisfaction? And you're browsing r9k?

Not her, but yes and yes for me too. That's impure and I'm clean.

>>38117768
oh i hit a nerve with gay porn :)
why dont you kill yourself you are worth nothing
you dont bring anything to this world
you are useless
even your parents wont miss you
you are so subhuman if you managed to get a
girl pregnant it would be considered interspecies breeding

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>>38115788
you're a retard. explain this

>>38117830
:o
oh my

>>38114690
I'm 7x6 and my wife still has innie. Virgins are fucking retarded lmao

>>38115270

And what will you do when she has to wear adult diapers?

>>38115788
It's funny how khv's believe this meme to the point of making up stories about it. It's pretty common here to see something like:

>I have fucked my gf so hard so many timed her innie turned into a roastie

They don't realize how obvious it's to everyone they are virgins making shit up.

>>38118375
I have fucked prostitutes who had a tight innie.

>>38115884
What you interact with when you have vaginal intercourse is the vagina, which is made up of muscles btw, not the outer labia which are what form the appearance of roasties

>>38118346
you can be sarcastic all you want but its the truth

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Well, I noticed nobody on either side of the "sexual intercourse causes loose vaginas and/or outies/roasties" argument was POSTING FUCKING SOURCES OR CITATIONS, which is shocking since most of the people saying intercourse doesnt lead to roast REPEATEDLY state the other side doesnt understand female anatomy.

To be specific here, I was just curious, but it seems the hoes have admitted it in forums under the medical advice tag. Not the most convincing source since theres not a medical journal pub but here

http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/the-more-sex-the-looser-labia-minora


As for tightness, most ob/gyn's claim vaginal tightness is more related to arousal state than number of partners, unless a woman has a kid.

http://www.sarilocker.com/advice/qa.php?id=282

Honestly though, I find it a little difficult to believe until I think of comparable parts of the body that undergo stretching/tenting like the lungs and diaphragm that would be VERY fucked if they didnt retain elasticity.

Feels like a topic for genetic engineering research. Up my alley.