>"weed makes you think brah!" >*incoherently

>>38112576
Look, I hate obnoxious stoners as much as the next guy, but I can tell you have never smoked cannabis
Your thoughts run through your head and build so quickly you can't properly express them in words
Just don't be a faggot trying to "enlighten" others and weed is great for thinking for pleasure

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>>38112576
It doesn't really make you think, but it allows you to think from a different perspective, using different parts of your brain, hence why it's easy to make connections between things that you otherwise might have missed when you're high.

I never find myself thinking anything to do with god, the universe, or existence in general.

>>38112742
Well if it's that useful for abstract thought. Why are normies just as fucking stupid afterwords?

Why did you put the in French I front of all the sentences. Le means the, it's not some denoting of quotation.

I come up with Vidya ideas when stoned.

>>38112892
Afterwards. Irony.

>>38113034
Because le is aften, or used to be used by, keyword MEME sites like Reddit and 9gag I use le to discribe how they've turned them into memes.

>>38112892
Weed is fun. It's not intended to make you smarter.

>>38112576
I spent my time writing down what it felt like. It feels like when a character is beginning to have a flashback in a cartoon. It feels like you oscillating between the conscious realm and the dream world and the oscillation itself feels like you're doing the breaststroke. It robs you of the finer points of pleasure but puts you in a state of relaxation. But if you're around people that feeling of bliss can quickly morph into paranoia and depression. It's also not good if you have to think - it's best to smoke before you fall asleep.

>>38112576
Have you ever met anyone who is actually high? I know a lot of stoners and literally none of them talk about existential bullshit.

I don't understand why you care so much about what other people think when they do drugs.
But whatever the reason is, it's also probably the reason why you're an intolerable faggot

>>38113148
I came from Reddit and I've never seen it before.

>>38112576
Yeah weed fucks me up totally. I said to a girl that I wish I had drank before coming to her apartment while stoned. I would have known not to say that if I was sober.

the only possibly abstract and provocative thing i think i've come up with when high was "why does marriage start in a church and end in a court house"

but that's mainly because the friend i was smoking with was going through problems with his parents and we were just using it to relax, not acting like characters from an early 2000's high school movie and going "WHOOOOAAAA DUUUUUDDDEE" in a butt hut

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>>38113340
>"why does marriage start in a church and end in a court house"

But why does it, though?

>>38112576
Weed is for fucking niggers. Shrooms are the true transcendent substance.

>>38112576
i smoke weed everyday, yes im one of those people but yes these people are the most annoying normies on this earth.

people who pretend to be "/woke/" when they're "high af" senpai deserve to die

>>38112576
>le im superior to you because of my gender studies for men degree

kill yourself

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>>38112576
But i do none of these things.
If other robots dont want to smoke weed i dont care, i just do it because it feels good and makes me happy.

Ill admit the dude bro culture surrounding weed is pretty insufferable, fuck those people spouting all tge health benefits of weed.
There are no health benefits, its a stupid make-yourself-feel-good kind of drug, like ciggarettes, not totally bad if you moderate, but if you chain smoke cannabis every minute of every day it will kill your brain cells one by one until youre about as smart as an Alabama nigger

>>38112662

Lol what "mind intriguing" thoughts fagggot? How much food you're going to get from the fridge?

>>38113248
I think the stereotype is a holdover from 60's stoner culture, all that stuff Op mentioned makes me think of hippies

>>38113264
>I came from reddit
Then you have to go back