>How could you not like living in California? It's

>>38107202
California is paradise.

Native Californiafag here, love living here

California is paradise though (not including 99% of Socal). The hate they get is based off envy. I'd kill someone to live in the bay area.

>>38107288
Bay area isn't paradise. Southern California is where to live.

>>38107230
>>38107270
>>38107288
Surprised robots like living in normie central. I miss being in a small town in Ohio. Everything is so fast paced and crowded here.

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>As of 2015, California has the largest minority population in the United States. Non-Hispanic whites decreased from about 76.3 - 78% of the state's population in 1970[16] to 38.0% in 2015.[17] While the population of minorities accounts for 100.7 million of 300 million U.S. residents, 20% of the national total live in California.
Truly paradise

stayed to cali for work a few times (big cities, a rural community once, both north and south). everyone seems a bit dumber than here in the midwest, and the californians who are more well off act SO entitled all of the time

>>38107348
>>38107349
Women, weather, food, the ocean, and perfect everything. Families flourish.

i would like cali more if shit wasn't so expensive

I've heard it's a garden of eden. But it's not so hot if don't have that do re mi.

>>38107356

There is literally no reason to live in bumfuck ohio if you're a young singe guy with a career.

>>38107467
Midwest is much more comfy

>>38107467
except, you know, if your career is in 'ohio'. also i never mentioned my gender or marital status

>>38107467
>not wanting to live in the most friendly region of the country
ok

>>38107202
Washington is much better

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>>38107202
Love California desu. Can't imagine life anywhere else.

>>38108167
Do you say that as someone who moved to California or someone who was born there

>>38107202
I love boobs in California

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akoi-aIHN1g

Native Califag here, Love the trees hate the housing market.

>>38107349
too much coke (couldn't keep it up) and too much weed (couldn't be bothered)

shame.

how do any of you afford california?

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>>38108264
I've been here since I was six. I've pretty much spent most of my life here. It's nice man.

>>38108297
this desu. its a great place to live and you have access to a lot of great nature but it's really affordable if you live anywhere close to a city.
>>38108354
i live with my disabled mom and i am a wage slave and we have a section 8 housing voucher.

>>38108297
This.
>>38108354
Live in my parents' garage lmao

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>>38108462
>>38108464
why do my parents have to live in michigan instead of california
i want to experience the california life

>tfw central valley

Free college, easy access to Japanese goods, and a wide variety of cuisine. I really have no issues living here

>>38108526
LA's got a vibrant squatting community if you're willing to make the trip.

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Bay area here

great place to live honestly but fuck the housing market

If you are the type of person who spends a lot of time in your apartment or house, then expect:
- shitty old appliances
- garbage water pressure
- tiny ass living space

it's best to not spend time in your house if you live here I think

>>38107202
California is cool though if you don't live in the hood

>>38108540
sorry friend, i've been considering moving to fresno since its a lot less expensive compared to the bay area's suburbs

SoCal sucks. It's like a million degrees here all the time and is decrepit and brown. Want to live in the bay area

>>38107202
As a European I only consider Californians and New Yorkers human beings.

The midwest is god-tier for robots. Dirt cheap land to get away from people and generally super low cost of living to survive on whatever NEETbux or shitty retail job you have. The south has that too, but it has a horrible climate and lots of retards.

>>38108616
>someone wanting to move to fresno
well this is a first

>>38107202
I live in not-CA and I could never afford it. The cost of living is very hostile to outsiders who aren't already making the grossly overinflated wages needed.

>>38107467
>tfw suburban Ohio
Shit's cash. The CoL is surprisingly low.

>>38108692
i know, i have some online friends out there and it seems like it's not as bad as its talked about after visiting there a few times. the biggest drawback for me would be the heat.

>>38108789
depends on where you go
the north, downtown, and clovis are tolerable, everywhere else is beanerland filled with nortenos and bulldogs

Cant wait until the fault line kills all you commieniggers

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>>38108918
>tfw we have solid building codes
Your shithole fracking state will collapse from earthquakes long before ours does.

California is paradise in areas not Little Mexico, i.e. the coasts. Inland, you need to fucking speak Spanish and watch out for gangs and Juanita's 20 kids

>>38108903
>depends on where you go
definitely agree. I meant the non ghetto areas ofc.

Late 60s California seems pretty cool, most of the og synthesizer guys were from there. California now seems like a playground of rich assholes and thirsty people trying to get famous though.

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California is a true paradise. What I wouldn't give to live in this haven of happiness.

>>38109061
problem is most of the town is ghetto

>>38109232
los angeles is a smoggy wasteland but it still manages to be better than like 90% of american cities/states lol

northern california is a true paradise. oregon and washington are chill too

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Orange County reporting.

Just graduated from college in santa cruz a few months ago and moved back home. Sipping coconut water and cradling my bong while I shitpost all day in the shade. Best place to be NEET, hands down.

>>38109403
Comfy. Are you on a hammock, Anon? I'm picturing you on a hammock.

No thanks. I'm moving to Austin, Texas though it's probably pretty similar to California.

>>38108406
As someone born in California, appreciate your enthusiasm but that pic is not a good representation at all.

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>>38108609
Meanwhile a castle can be bought in Texas for the price of cardboard box in SF

>>38109463
You're literally moving to little California. It's one of many colonies.

>>38109232
If you drive in LA, or look out the window, you'll never see that. Lmao. Crystal clear blue skies with sunshine everywhere, ocean breeze, palm trees.

>>38107202
I love living in California. I can't afford to live anywhere nice, but other than that it's the best.

>>38109491
dem warriors thou

>>38109403
>tfw i would have felt like i was the only pot free student at ucsc if i hadn't had some sober roommates

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>>38109232
you know California also has this too right?

>robots randomly hate california
>a state that gives great social security and disability benefits
ok

>>38109492
With the advantage of not having to live with California gun laws and taxes.

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>>38109445
No, but I like the idea and I'm looking at hammocks on Amazon RN haha

I'm posting on a laptop from my sister's backyard. gonna go dip my feet in the pool just to complete the imagery. What are you up to today?

captcha: select all images with palm trees

>>38109232
This is a meme picture. I drove up to LA just a few weeks ago and there was no fucking smog.

>>38109543
>California is the only state with national parks

If you actually cared about nature, you'd live in a state like Montana.

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>>38109525
which college? three outta the five people I got placed with freshman year didn't smoke, and we got along fine. I feel you though; I was friends with lots of people who didn't smoke weed and we liked each other but they never wanted to hang out at my house and vice-versa.

>>38109575
You must have gone on a good day because every time I drive down to LA that's exactly what it looks like. My skin feels physically dirty by the end of the day from the pollution.

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People who hate california usually do so on the assumption that its a liberal hellhole but not only are some of the most well-off counties majority conservative, literally no one gives a fuck about you. Don't like city gays and homeless people? Don't want to live near a big metropolitan area? Just live in a suburb in middle california.

I don't think people realize how big california is. California tax is a regressive tax anyways, if most of you are robots like you say you are, the tax you would be paying is about the same as you would be paying in any other state except with great unemployment assistance.

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>>38109569
I've got two of them in my backyard. This is the kind you want.

Me, I'm lying on my couch and shitposting. I've got a book next to me that I was gonna read but I can't get myself to focus right now.

>>38109658
progressive tax***

>>38109627
stevenson, you?
i lived in the on campus apts as a transfer and two of my housemates one year smoked. one smoked everyday inside the apt the other went out ans smoked like a civilized human bean

>>38109601
Nowhere did I say that California is the only state with national parks, just that there is a ton of nature in California and implying that all of the state is defined by smog-filled city is retarded

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pros:
>weather
>in n out
>beach
>literally nothing else

cons:
>stoners fucking everywhere
>literally everybody has done drugs and it's virtually impossible to avoid
>incredibly crowded
>way too fast paced
>the women are whores
>shit education unless you live in a rich suburb
>garbage drivers

>>38109726
California has some of the best community colleges in the country though

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>>38109662
3cozy5me

I'm so getting one, thanks desu

I know 4chan>books but what book is it? Besides r9k I also migrate to /lit/ during the summer months

also, for all you other anons, it's called SODA

>>38109232
Last time I went to LA, it looked exactly like this when I was looking at it from a distance. When I entered the city, I could actually see the sky so it was easy to forget how dirty the air was, but after leaving I felt like I needed a shower.

>>38109726
>the women are whores


Maybe you bvirgins can finally get laid

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>>38109726
>garbage drivers
people always say this yet California has a lower than average crash rate and auto-related fatality rate than than country's average despite being a state where you literally needed to drive everywhere

>>38109756
>Most professor at CA CC are adjunct at expensive universities
>get the exact same class for free
Feels good 2bh

>>38109708
Kresge. Be thankful you didn't land there lawl, that was the epitome of the lazy stoner dorm. Good times but yeah, you probably wouldn't have liked it there. This was before they b8 smoking on campus, too. Still up there or are you gone for the summer?

>>38109816
I think those stats are more reflective on how prevalent drunk driving is than how bad the drivers usually are. I can imagine a lot of middle-of-nowhere hicks getting drunk and driving home from the bar at 2 AM in Arkansas and Louisiana than in California

>>38109763
It's Mao II by Don Delillo. I've been going through some of his better known works in recent months. I'm halfway through, and it's been bretty good so far.

>popfags actually exist
lmao

>>38109763
>the entire south east call it coke
how? coke is a specific fucking soda. Do they say they "Which Coke do you want? Sprite."

>people who don't know anything through life experience
>pull out bullshit stats that tell nothing

Try living here. It's paradise. Fuck your silly statistics.

>>38109763
>Hey anon, do you want a coke?
>Sure, I'd love one
>Ok, I've got Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sprite and Dr. Pepper

The retardation of the southeast never ceases to amaze me.

>>38110031
But the stats also prove that it's a paradise

>>38110058
Alright. Let's hit the beach and campfire, mate.

>>38109848
>graduated in 09
y-yeah, just gone for the s-s-summer bro! ;n;

i chose stevenson because i visited and it had new, at the time, housing.

>>38108285
i cant get this song out of my head desu.
>tfw no titus best friend to have insane adventures with.

>>38110143
Isn't Titus the name of the character in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?

>>38110151
it sure is friend, please watch the yt link in the post i was replying to.

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>>38107202
>mfw I moved to Montana
I have never seen such a white majority in my life and it's so quiet

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Who /Santa Monica/ here?

>>38110215
>moving to a literal tundra
Why would one do such a thing?

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>>38110223
That's Downtown, not Santa Monica.

THIS is Santa Monica: https://www.instagram.com/brandymelvilleusa

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Native, and getting the hell out by the end of the year. Too many spics and jews, never any rain.

>>38108167
everytime isee that shirt i think of that california logo from fallout nv, i saw a girl wearin it yesterday and i thought she was a fallout nv fan. i didnt talk to her tho :(

>>38110342
>no sales tax
>Billings is the biggest city with a population of 108,000
>I am getting paid more than when I was in Tampa for the same shit, cooking at a shitty diner
>jobs everywhere I regularly take a second job for the hell of it for a while
>muh nature
>no blacks
>hardly any beaners

>>38108167
Shame it's 60% spics

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>>38110557
There is literally nothing wrong with being a spic.

>>38110405
>never any rain.
guess you were hibernating during this winters down pours.

>>38110557
I've yet to order fast food with someone who speaks English as a first language.

>>38110654
Kek, so paco knows Photoshop. Now he's Photoshop himself to be taller than 5'5" with a Napoleon complex

>>38110697
I don't mind if it's Chinese/Mexican/etc food but if it's taking all the jobs that young kids should be working then it's a problem. If course Shekelsberg don't care

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>>38107202
>mfw Californian
>mfw it's literally too expensive to pay rent working minimum wage and still get by

This thread makes me miss my hometown. It was too expensive for me (cheapest apartments like 2000 nowadays) so I moved to Oregon and it's so much worse.

>>38109403
is that a dead mouse?

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>>38107349
>While the population of minorities accounts for 100.7 million of 300 million U.S. residents

>we are so oppressed even though we make up literally 1/3 of the population

if i could i would love to do it. i liked it when i went there for a vacation. this was back when g4 was a thing, i met kristen hold, tommy tallicerco, laurn foy.

>>38110805
>>mfw it's literally too expensive to pay rent working minimum wage and still get by
that's literally every state though

>>38110805

If you're white or, especially, Asian, and working a minimum wage job, then you failed at life. Kill yourself cause Paco and tyrone somehow got the better job

>>38111119
Minimum wage in Arizona is $10 and you can get an apartment for really cheap here.

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>>38111552
Yeah, but then you'd have to live in Arizona.

>>38110695
No, I'm high desert.

>>38107202
I've never lived in the bay or socal but I've lived in central California. Nothing but farmers killing themselves and meth. Can't find a job and I've searched for years . trump supporters everywhere too so I contend with that. I wish I was never born.

>>38109658
Fresno here
Fuck you central Cali is gay as fuck. The leftist cities are great places to live. There are nonwhites but it's not like you live with niggers. All you have are Asians who worship white cock

>>38112216
so you don't think the no rain was a desert thing and not a California thing? interesting

>>38112471
Lmao. I'll never get central Californian trumpfags. They don't realize their entire economy runs on immigrant labor. They'd be fucked without it.

living in the redwoods in cali where it's cutty as fuck and there is little to no human contact/noise/evidence of anyone else for miles. cheap and pretty also forty minutes to actual town with things. fucking perfect.