>Well look who decided to crawl out of their cave.

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>h-heil, you t-too

>>38106810
I've got bad news friends, I don't think we're going to win this one.

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>>38106810
>s-sorry i was up late practicing

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>>38106874
Oh boy I don't even know why that one got me like it did.

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>>38106874
>tfw the good guys lost
>tfw Germany is being destroyed once again

>>38107132
WHY? AREN'T THE GOOD GUYS SUPPOSED TO WIN

>>38107132
Don't worry lad, we will survive. The Jew will not have us war against Eurobrother again!

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>>38106810
> go outside of room
> see bunch of Nazis
> tfw i'm in Nazi Germany
> kinda freaked out
> haven't taken German since high school
> luckily I know WWII history
> explain everything the allies know
> germans win
> peace reigns for a century
> world is a better place because of me

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>>38107132
>the good guys
germany has never been the good guys

not related but had to get this off my chest

>at cousins graduation party
>couple 14yo boys there
>subject goes to gfs
>their parents and siblings talk how they have a new gf all the time
<meanwhile I have never even seen a boob irl
Just left at that point

>>38107426
that's where youre wrong, ahmed

>>38107440
i saw a boob at a swimming pool her top fell off.

>>38107426
They were in both world wars

>>38106810
"mira quien salio de la cueva!"

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>>38107440
>younger brother brings his gf to family gathering
>everyone looks at me with smirk
>grandmother asks when i'm going to bring my gf
>tfw i'm 24 khv
i love this

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>>38107488
Shit, every time
>hey anon, got a girlfriend
>awkwardly stare with a little smile on my face cause I'm embarrassed
>they think this means I'm getting pussy and just don't want to talk about it
>all have a good laugh
>mfw