/fuckbuddy general/

I haven't talked to a female of our species in 7 or 8 years.

I think you're lost friend this is >>>/r9/

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>>38099839
virgin /r9k/ is for everyone

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>>38099914
the /r9k/ is not for everyone
orgasm

>>38099827
I can't even keep a male friend.
Also you're on the wrong board. Get the fuck out of here.

>>38099810
suuuuaucceeee

>>38099810
Yeah, it's weird.
Fucking her while she dates other guys and won't give them anything. Kinda funny.

Yeah my gf and my side chick.

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>tfw developing feelings for her
>have to pretend like it's casual or else I'll stop getting sex
Inb4 ree get out. I lost my virginity to her at 23 and she's had 30+ partners so it's still pretty pathetic.

>>38099810

I've been fucking a 35 year old woman for like 3 months or so. She just invites me over and I fuck her hard.
I felt I was at my sexual peak but, strangely enough, I couldn't get it up with 2 other girls I met who were hotter than her.

>>38099810
yeah. She has some mitochondrial genetic disorder so she's a shut-in NEET who's even cringier than I am but she lets me touch her boobies

>>38099810
Of course, I have like 5 that I call when I want to wet my hotdog. They are all cute and....

No nigga, Im a 20 something virgin like half of this board. I can't even get a girl to be part of a relationship with me, much less to get a girl to fuck me without anything in return.

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Can porn really be art?

>>38099810
yeh, we fuck every other weekend. she's pretty great, willing to try all sorts of stuff. she can be aggressive or dominant.

she's a 7/10. suck my dick robot 9001

>>38102442
No but it's a good exploition method for 2nd year art/gender studies girls to get naked and then sell said clips in the name of "art".

>>38099810
No girl will ever want to have sex with me, I have long since accepted that and I advise you to do the same and stop hurting yourself.

>>38099810
no, i wish i did but im ugly and have a small dick

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>>38099810
I did friends with benefits with my coworker last year.

It was mostly because I was horny and he tried to move on from his ex. After doing it twice he realized he couldn't get over her and had to stop. It was kind of annoying because he tried to do weird positions that only worked on her.

It was really awkward. Like 8 months went by and the whole thing blew over.
THAT'S A LEAF NOT A KITE

>>38102490
>suck my dick robot 9001
You've literally typed this somewhere else word for word, the exact same characters. How fucking dull are you that you can't say something unique about your fuck buddy?

Jesus Christ, this board has gone to shit.

>>38102542
I haven't, I'm not shitting you, it's stupid enough that others have probably posted it

>>38102524

A FUCKING LEAF

>>38102509
how small is it?

>>38099810
I uh...started dating my fuck buddy...is that bad?

>>38102628
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>>38099810
I used to but she moved back with her husband.

>>38102686
yes. you're fuck buddies cause you don't wanna date. generally because one or both of you aren't ready to date or just don't want to date each other

>>38099810
No, it's degenerate. Get a real girlfriend and stop enabling sluts.

>>38099810
is this even a thing
wtf

>>38102873
Currently seeing a very plain looking girl but it's more fun than jerking off.

My previous fuckbuddy found a guy she wanted a relationship with, but he is leaving the country for a year in august and she said she'd be down again, can't wait the, sex was great and she is actually fun to be around.

pic related

>>38103207
How did you even get her in the first place?

>>38100968
mila azul my man

>>38103226
Tinder, after a bit of small talk I said that I wasn't looking for something serious

>>38103253
how do u use tinder
do u live on ur own?

>>38103297
I'm straightforward with my intention, I usually at some point just say that I'm not looking for something serious, about 2/5 are dtf and the rest usually still give a positive reaction since you're atleast honest.

Have good pics of yourself, bio is not that important.

I usually invite them for drinks but also suggest netflix and chill cuz im lazy desu lol, you should be living alone, if you have a roommate, shared apartmen or god forbid live with your parents, girls find it akward, they rather not have other people know, it's awkward for them otherwise.

>>38103559
thanks mayne

well, another reason to move out I guess.

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She really needs to take a dick already

>>38099810
This is an incredibly >>>/soc/ tier thread. It's been up for 7 hours. What the fuck are these idiot mods doing? Saged and reported.

>>38105821
What is soc about this?

yeah with a 40 year old, only cuz I got incredible lucky desu,
looks youthful, thicc not fat
good personality

but I'm still just longing for a gf my age
sex really is a meme

I'm down to do it with any female that's open to it in NYC

>>38099810
the great thing about those tits is you can tell the nipples were inverted at some point, very hot