girl just sent me the message: "hey, what's up? ^-^"

nm u

oregano

Berate her for her childish use of emoticons then come back here to >tfw no gf

>>38099555
ask to see tits asap

>"my dick"
>"ignore that, good u?"

Nothing much, haha. Just chilling. What about you?

>>38099555
inb4 wrong person. better jus respond with a hi
a plain old "hi"

thats two letters. h and i. both lower case. dont fuck up

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hey, you wanna see my collection of frozen genital warts?

>>38099633
yum

originalrinionion

>>38099624
Maybe I've just been here too long but people writing haha in texts really irks me.

>>38099555
Bro, she just got rejected from a Chad and is rebounding on you. When a woman can't get a higher tier male, she goes to the next lower tier where she knows success is much more likely. It's all just mechanism to make her feel like she still has worth

>>38099555
>Who dis

>Stacey

>Stacey who?

>Stacey Smith from Calculus class..

>Oh. What do you want?

This is sure to wet her panties. Trust me.

>>38099565

This.

You want to respond, but you also want to be nonchalant. Don't come across as desperate. Act like she is mildly inconveniencing you. You want her to think that she has to compete for your time.

>>38100225
Like why. I say screw that and just answer the question, tell her what's up. If she doesn't like what you're doing, she isn't the one.

I love you, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, never leave me or bad things will happen to you and the people you love

>>38099555
sry i have a boyfriend

>>38100238

You have to understand that most girls, even average ones, have lots of guys asking for their attention. They get bored when a guy asks like they want her. You have to make HER try to impress YOU or she won't be attracted