What's your ideal superpower /r9k/? Mine's Time control

Omnipotence so I can destroy this universe and replace it with one where anime is real

>>38099486
Invisibility for sure. Or flight

Telekinesis is the only decent response

>>38099486
Mines retardation and failureness

>>38099486
traveling between worlds would be a lovely superpower.Imagine travelling to a world where there are cute asian cat girls would inherently love you.

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>>38099486
Vampirism: awesome abilities like living forever and flight.
The whole can't deal with sunlight won't be a problem either for me since I never go out then also I'm now already allergic to garlic

>>38099486
The one that would honestly make the most difference to my life would be teleportation, or failing that then the ability to never get stuck in traffic.

>>38099486
the ability to start and end conversations

Time control doesn't conform to our current understanding of the universe as it is a vector quantity that can only travel in one direction. Your super power is not possible. You wasted your token, retard.

>>38099486
>What's your ideal superpower /r9k/?

big cums

Time traveling

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Immortality/Invincibility

Imagine leaving this gay earth, floating through space only to meet some ayys or leave past our known universe and discover some crazy shit.

>tfw humanity won't last long enough for any of this to come true

>>38099486
The ability to increase someone elses hormones like estrogen or something. Good bye chads BTFO