if you post in this thread you will die instantly

lolol i dont believe y-

please work please work please work

>>38090895
yeah, sure thing fa-

that can't be tr-

I've been looking for a way out while my hydrogen tank is being delivered from amazon, I'm being serious

Good I fucking hate the world and everyone living in it

>>38090939
>suffocation

it would be less painful to take off the mask

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEATHE

PLEASE LORD TAKE ME NOW
do it originally tho

>>38090895
Did you know that if you put f a m in your post it'll be changed to senpai

gimme that sweet, sweet D

eath

>>38091023
try writing f a m s if you want a surprise

i gots a shotgun but too scared to try it

PLEASE WORK

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>>38090895
please be true senpai

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Give me the death I deserve, and give my family peace.

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>>38091035
>>38090895
OP... why would u lie to me :'(

>>38090895
PLEASE FREE ME
Original original originally originality

kill me kill me kill me

I've posted in like 5 of these threads in the last 2 weeks I'm never going to die

>>38091054
>16 posters
>17 replies

looks like you lucked out

>>38090895
please i can'tdo this anymore

ravioli ravioli give the death I deservioli

>>38090895
kek mis ganas robotbro

Let's fucking go /b/oys

that was totally original

sage so I die quietly

>>38090895
FUCKING
WHEN
PLEASE

i wish i hadn't met my girlfriends so that i could kill myself
now i have to stay alive for them
this is so selfish

>>38090895
now do it now

>>38091161
do you like your girlfriend?

>>38090895
Please. Fucking. Work.

((Unoriginal'd))

>>38091161
Oh boo fucking hoo. Give your gf to me and then hang yourself you fucking normie.
fucking normie troubles
>my life is too successful for me to kill myself
LMAO

>>38090895
sure.I am fucking tired of this shit.

>>38090895
I'm curious, and I'm willing to gamble my life. Also, I wonder what's on the other side.

>>38091238
I'm not dead. This didn't work.

didn't work. op is a lying fag

i really hope this works
original

KILL ME, JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY. IM SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING IN THIS GODDAMN WORLD, PLEASE GIVE ME THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>38090895
Alright, but can it wait until I clean my room and dispose of my poetry and shit? it's embarrassing desu

Someone talk to me, I crave attention
Kik: whyami_here_

I'm not posting in this thread because I don't want to die

Let's get this over with, robot.

Please oh mighty lord,
Bring sweet death upon my miserable life.

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I hope my family doesn't miss me too hard.

i'm never going to get over her, so just fucking do it already

goodbye
idontwanttosayanymore

bye guys
mememmemee

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>>38093456
FUCK YOU OP YOUR STUPID MEMEMAGIC BULLSHIT IS JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT

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cya later alligat0rs

if this doesnt work im going to kill myself

Geez everyone's falling for it. See I posted here and I'm not de-

>>38090912
>>38090932
>>38090936
>>38093632

Stop this fucking shit. You have to hit "Post" so there's no way your post would be cut off, and if it was it would be like "no way i will d" fucking idiots.

asfdasfdghrst

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg

>>38093709
>This is the logical flaw in the idea

Sure anon, if we get over that small issue then the rest of the thread makes perfect sense and people really believe they're gonna die for reals.

lmao.

>>38090895
this shit never worka afkjasdlkfa ddafaasaafffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>38094015
I'm glad we understand eachother, Anon.

Now fuck me.

You are a liar. You can't kill me

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Thank you for this OP.

This comment is definitely original.

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thank you...........,,..,,....,.....,.

orogigiinannnal

>>38091186
i love them both dearly

>>38091232
i love my girlfriends too much to give themselves to someone as autistic as you desu
>LDR tranny trouple where everyone's mentally ill and suicidal

>>38094063
Can't, ded ;;(

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OP I hope you are not lying. I have nothing to live for, I am tired. Yet I am too much of a pussy to kill myself.

>>38090895
Please work I feel like shit

>>38095221
Just wander around alleys at night.

>>38095235
It didn't work
Gonna need a new way );

>>38090895
here (you) go

You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

If only
Origiiiiiiiinol

if dubs I'll find each and every one of you and give you a hug

>>38090895
dubs and i live

Hahaha. I run around in ghetto neighborhoods to "lose weight" only to hope I get shot. I won't die, dreams don't come true.

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Why would anyone believe that? Why do people keep making these threads?

>>38093709

get triggered cun-

>>38090895
ORIGINAL COMMENTO ANON-KUN

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if only (this post was original..)

But does it work?

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>>38090895
Yeah whatever, desu

>>38090895
peanus weanus

haha peanus weanus =DD

>>38093709
Nobody falls for this.
Well given that survey thread you must be one of the <=14s.
Its just anons having fun. It's an obvious joke but they enjoyed it enough to post it. Now screw off and re-

>>38090895
I really originally hope this is real

Please god let this work.

please take me now

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>>38090895
I am happy thank you

>>38090972
body can't tell the difference between oxygen and carbon dioxide
it would be a painless death
anon is smart
but is he brave?

>>38090895
You've lied to me.

>>38093709
wew lad
sure is summer in he-

>>38095265
>Implying you wont just get a terribly painful, non-lethal stab wound
>Maybe raped+beaten if guy is an extra big cunt

The human body is a piece of fucking shit.
>Want to die
>LOLOLOOOOOOOOL YOU'RE FUCKING PULLING THROUGH BITCH! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>I DONT CARE THAT YOU SUFFERED GRIEVOUS WOUNDS THAT WOULD KILL EVEN HARDENED SOLDIERS
>AREN'T YOU LUCKY?
>+1 to paralyzed perk
Then
>Don't want to die
>Lol u tripped, time to hit head and instantly die

This thread must have been made by candlej-

>>38096684
This shit. It even autopilots sometimes.
>want that baseball bat to crack your skull in?
>hahaha no thanks to your fight or flight system you're gonna be a neo meat mecha for the next 3 seconds and i'm now the captain!

>>38090895
big if true

origilismo

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>>38090895
PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEASE
ITS IMPORTANT

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>Rejected literally the third time in a row
>No girl is capable of having feelings for me

I'm ready. It's starting to hurt.

Hoping for the sweet release of death

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>>38090895
I post here to prove you wrong.

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I want to die in a very original way originally with oregano

Alright. I've adjusted myself into a dignified position, and am fully ready to die.

I've posted in these before and they don't work but I still get mu hopes up every time.

Stop muting me, I'm ready to go.

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I like to live dangerously. And die dangerously too I guess, end me.

>>38090895
man i hope this works

>>38090895
see you all in helI

>>38090895
effective. Power o

hi it didn't work btw but this would be a cool plot for an anime thanks for posting

welp it's this or the train tracks

kill me akarin please do it ill be so happy to see you on the other side please my dearest akari chan please bring me to the other side with you i cant take anymore

>>38090895
Take me away, senpai.

>>38090895
Jokes on you, I'm already de-

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Get me off this ride famalam

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oh boy free death! cant pass that up

>>38090895
Here goes.
Huh, nothing's happeni-

Please let this work. Life isnt worth living

YEEEEEEEE BOIIII
Setting up for disappointment

pls be true I am ready kill me now

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take me out of this hell

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>>38090895
PLEASE MAKE IT, JUST END IT ALL NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posting boasting toasting roasting

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End my sufferi-

>if you post in this thread you will die instantly
neat

>>38090895
akjnbvfhjrneakv

I wish th-

>>38090895
>original joke about wanting to die

Ravioli ravioli give me the death I deservioli

Oregano

fuckin fag-
faggot
hahahaha
that was just my autistic mumbling

>>38090895
I'm fucking done with life anyways.