ENOUGH. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF LIFE AS A VIRGIN. I WANT TO PUMP

>>38090802
chill out bro jeez just be yourself or something

>>38090802
this is what pussy depravation does to a man... such a sad sight to see

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>tfw no bf to impregnate me
h-how does being filled with cum feel

>>38090802
just gotta lift bro i swear

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>>38090875
No, THIS is what pussy deprivation does to a man.

>>38090888
ill fill you if you're nearby

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>>38090917
nope, this is what pussy deprivation does to a man

>>38090918
But you're not anywhere near me anon. Besides you're not my bf and I don't whore around even though I'm horny as hell right now.

does it make you mad that literally every girl could get laid right now and you have to jerk off because you're average looking?
i know it makes me mad.

>>38091133
Well where are you from? also you dont have to rush into the fucking part

>>38091169
Denver Kekorado...
a-are you close

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>>38091209
not even a little

orginalioli

>>38091239
I'm sorry :(
We'll both have to settle with masturbation for now.

Just get yourself an onahole, all those feelings will go away.

>>38091209
You're a thousand miles away from me. But tonight, I'm going to jack off imagining impregnating you. I hope you enjoy the thought.

>>38091374
o-oh
i-i'll schlick to you cumming inside me
i'm so stupidly horny stupid ovulation

>>38091267
Hey, im pretty close to Denver if you ever want ur pucci(male) fugged :D

>>38091267
You dumb fucking whore you're alrdy fooling around talking to these losers about how horny you are and giving your location. Your hearts in the wrong place.
I'd impregnate you as long as you never contact me again tho

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>>38091451
How bad does it get for you? I've heard a lot of varying stories about how bad and how long it lasts depending on the person.

time to go commit rape

>>38091476
but im a girl without penis
>>38091542
i can't help it im sorry im not in control of myself right now
>>38091561
its really bad right now but I'm probably ovulating. It's so weird I feel like I took drugs or something I do things I would never do otherwise.

>>38091618
well if you want this dicc just hmu

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>>38091618
Yeah. Ovulation is what I was talking about. It makes me wonder how intensely you lose control, since I can only compare it to getting horny as a guy. I always get riskier and lose focus of whatever else I need to get done in the day. All of it gets sidetracked and it just nags me until I take care of it.

>>38091727
Yes same. Right now the idea of being impregnated and filled with cum i-is really appealing to me for some reason. I need it and the more I think about it the hornier I get.
I'm sure if I went out and got drunk right now I wouldn't be a virgin anymore after tonight but I have still managed to restrain myself

>>38091670
how big is it anon?
d-does it give a lot of cum

>desperate robots can't tell when they're being trolled
I'm so sorry for you guys

>>38091822
7" and plenty of cuum ;) ;)

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>>38091822
You really should. Keep restraining yourself, I mean. I'm sure you're familiar with the whole post-masturbation regret when you get off to THAT, but that's at least somewhat benign. You absolutely should maintain your "purity" so to speak. Don't fall for the normies and chads pumping and dumping.

In the mean time, you've got the internet, you've got your hands and some tissues, enjoy yourself.

>>38091897
ooof
>>38091919
you are both making me go insane i need to go now

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>>38091945
Don't forget to clean up after yourself properly.

>>38091945
I wish I lived nearby, my girlfriend is visiting family so im all alone and desperately horny as well

>>38091945
Just fuck off the board forever, attention-starved whore.

> What's this? A thread about a desperate man with his whole biology screaming at him, going mad under the crushing weight of a post-modernist feminist society. A feel I could never feel or understand.
> Hehe! A good chance to get some orbiters and/or pity! H-hey everyone, I'm a ... a virgin! Betabux please!

>>38092019
You're scum. You know that right. Fuck off.

>>38092063
Its okay anon, what she doesnt know cant hurt her, right?

After 4 years things just get boring, you know? All that love and devotion shit gets old.

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>>38092090
>this is the average normie mindset

>>38092129
Got a gf anon? Id love to pay her a visit for you

>>38091618
You're always in control you're just being a how right now. If you were my girl and I found out you were do I g this online I'd end things. If we are married I'd beat you.

>>38092019
>>38092090
You're trash. You don't deserve to have a loving relationship. Hope she's cheating on you too.

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>>38092205
I'm sure you would you walking filth.

>>38092090
Going on 4 years of marriage and I'm not bored at all only more in love. you and the white itt need to get the shit neat out of them

>>38092090
l hate you so much.

>>38092273
>>38092224
>>38092258
I was roleplaying.

But damn is the sadness palpable here. You all rush to defend a woman who you wish you could have who belongs to a man who doesnt deserve her.

Your hearts are in the right place and you all deserve love. But we all deserve lots of things, lots of people do, many doe before they ever get them.

Also, if I cheated on her, id be the dumbest piece of shit in existence, shes the best thing to ever happen to me.

>>38091618
This larper gave me a full chub not gonna lie

>>38092401
Don't tell me I deserve love 3:<
It's sad when people don't get what they deserve, so shut up.

>>38092401
A lot of 4chan is also vehemently against cheating in general.

>>38092599
Anyone with half a brain should be against cheating in general.

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>>38092658
Most people lack even that.

>>38090802
A high sexual partner count can actually lower testosterone levels. Virgins are high test because were always frustrated and rejected

>>38092743
Maybe virgins doing nofap.

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>>38092743
this
there's nothing on this earth that makes me want to hatefuck someone as bad as when they mock me for being virgin
like jesus fucking chirst dude, i'm gonna rape someone one day.
also i've heard summer messes with sex drive, is it true though?

l am so fucking wet right now

>>38093383
Me too, I was drinking this tea that had ice in it, and the condesnation is fucking all over my hand right now holy shit im soaking wet

Someone help me with all of this wetness please

I need a chamois

Anyone else jerkin it tonight?

>>38092401
No ones defending anyone faggot I'm calling her a whore too. I'm
>>38092258
>>38092223
>>38091542