Have any of you guys engaged in sex tourism or any form of prostitution?

Yep, Swedefag here. Every time I go to Spain, about two-three times a year, I tend to visit a brothel once.

I don't really have much problem getting girls, but when it comes to brothels the plus side is that you are GUARANTEED to fuck a 10/10 since it's just a big smorgasbord where you get to pick and choose whoever you want to fuck.

>>38080388
anyone here ever done happy ending?

>>38080448
What are the charges like in Spain? Like how much for full sex, bj and what not?

>>38080466
many times

>>38080388
I have a lot of stories, done some stupid shit like raw fucking whores, which resulted in me living with HIV

>>38080528
>I have a lot of stories
give some
also how do you find a happy ending and how much are they usually?

>>38080528
>I have a lot of stories
Care to greentext them?

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>>38080528
>done some stupid shit like raw fucking whores,
Roll the dice...besides what you wanna get married and have kids?
Dont be a loser like this guy.

>>38080554
>lose virginity to whore at 19 (8 years ago)
>in pictures she was hot
>in reality she was middle aged chubby gook
>still go through because too beta to say no
>mediocre rushed sex
>nut in condom
>leave
>felt disgusting / not sure why i did that

Have much better experiences that was just the start

>get massage
>ask about "extras"
>if they offer it they will usually tell you yes they offer extra services
>pay an extra $20 or so
>get jerked off at the end of a massage
>nut
>feels good

I find massages to be better than full on paying for escorts because I enjoy the relaxation from the massage itself then making cums.

>>38080504

Depends. I only have experience with mid-tier. You go to these brothels that look like bars, and you talk to a girl and go into a room and fuck.

There are scammers (I had a friend who once paid like 3000 euro for something that should've been worth 500), but mostly it's about 180-200 for 1 hour.

>>38080611
Can you recommend places in Madrid and Barcelona? I don't speak Spanish, is that a problem?

>>38080388
>A week usually cost $500 in SEA or 1+k in EU/E.Block
>Lots of fucking and sight seeing without the language barrier
>They keep you out of scams that tourist caught in
>Every thing is cheaper because people assume it's a local
>Those home cook meals

I use them as local guides in foreign countries

>>38080631

Afraid not as I only visit Mallorca. Look up international sex guide, they should be able to help you.

I always manage in English, even if it's obvious that they don't speak much of it.

>>38080670
Can you at least namedrop a place in Mallorca you have been to and liked?

>>38080448
Do they have any strip clubs that offer lap dances?

I've had sex with over two dozen different prostitutes, and even one woman I didn't have to pay.

Ask me anything

I'm a /trv/ler and if I'm in a country with easily available hookers I will use them. Thailand is a no-brainer. Japan has soaplands. Germany and Austria have these wonderful FKK clubs, basically spas with pools and saunas with hot naked prostitutes walking around trying to entice you into sex.

>>38080745
Tell us some of the sessions you had

>>38080388

Yeah I did, 3 times but never again.

Those HPV rates are way too higher and if I ever get a wife, me giving her cervical cancer after 10-15 years will make me kill myself

>>38080703

Look up Carrer de l'Aigua Dolca in Palma. There are like 4-5 different brothels there. I recommend the one with the red sign, or the one furthest up on the street.

>>38080709
I have heard of some place called stargirls but I have never been there.

>>38080809

https://www.google.se/maps/@39.564508,2.6269534,3a,75y,330.29h,81.84t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVV3eiEpMd-Ze3V_9ILUYpA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Here's a google map of the street I mean.

>>38080663
What are you talking about?

>A week usually cost $500 in SEA or 1+k in EU/E.Block
A week if what and in sea of what?

>Lots of fucking and sight seeing without the language barrier
Depends on where you wanna go.

>They keep you out of scams that tourist caught in
Who?

>Every thing is cheaper because people assume it's a local
Context what are you talking about?

>Those home cook meals
???

>I use them as local guides in foreign countries
You use what as a guide? All I'm saying is just expand on these points, please.

>>38080745
How did you do it would be my question.

>>38080766

well, pretty much all of them go this way:

>call, arrive at their place, call again
>prove I'm not a cop by getting naked and taking a shower
>leave money on the table
>cum
>go home

A couple of times I just pretended to cum though, because they were too weird or too gross. These two girls I had together once, one was about 4 months pregnant and they both had the sexual prowess of, well, someone who browses /r9k/

>>38080874/
the best way I've figured out is looking at ads on craigslist and backpage, and using theit phone numbers to see if they're reviewed on ter. If not, I don't bother.

>>38080761
Can you tell us more about the soap lands?

>visited Amsterdam for a couple days
>fugged a qt blonde Ukrainian and a legit 10/10 from Macedonia
>was nice but they want you to get done as fast as possible so they can get more clients so not super friendly
>went to Germany afterwards
>visit a couple brothels
>basically the same thing except with less choice of girls
>go to massage parlor and escorts semi regularly at home
>go less and less because 2D>3DPD

>>38080920
How about the woman you didn't have to pay?

>>38080992
How'd I do it?

That's a mystery

but I think it's because she had low self-esteem

>>38080983
How long were the sessions in Amsterdam?

And do the prostituites in Germany really have a strict time limit like in Amsterdam?

>>38080983

I feel you man, you feel like shit afterwards and the girls are disgusted by you, if I get the urge to use a hooker I just wank it and call it a day, it's not worth

>>38081014
>low self-esteem
She's a prostitute! She's supposed to take the money before engaging in the act of sex.

>>38081080
Oh no, this wasn't a prostitute. This woman was in a relationship with me

>>38081015
Like 10-15 mins if I recall correctly.
Honestly if you can cum in 2 minutes they'd be pretty glad I believe.
No idea about the time limit in Germany, I kind of made it quick the same way as in Amsterdam to not be a bother. There was one in Frankfurt who was very nice and friendly and we hung out a bit, but like half an hour at the most.

>>38081121
Damn that sounds pretty useless

>>38081133
Yeah, but it goes with the price too.
At the time I went you could have a quickie for 30 euros in Amsterdam but spending an hour with an escort here will be at least three times that exchanged to syrup dollars.

>>38080856
Are you 12 or something?

A week as in hiring an escort for a week.
SEA as in south east asia.

???

The escort.

Haggling at a market or something similar.

The escort cooks.

The escort.

Yes I go to massage parlour a lot
I've had a few escorts as well
I've fucked one street walker as well. She was a junkie of some sort

>>38081163
Could you give us some greentexts?

>>38080663

w-w-where do you book this

>>38081162
>>38081162
Fuck you, you fucking faggot! Learn how to write well-detailed posts, so people know what you're talking about your dick munching inbreed.

You poopoo peepee man!

>>38080772

>she'll get hpv from you
>not chad

kek

>>38081209
Here's your (you).

Congrats.

>>38080388
I haven't yet but I want to.

Can anyone suggest good places to go where the girls are clean and you can fuck them bareback?

>>38081215
it's a thing to consider, even before modern medicine came people noticed that some wives of men that go to prostitutes die of cervical cancer
you do what you want, but you must assume responsability for every fuck up that comes from your actions

>>38081258
If you could fuck them bareback they wouldn't be clean.
You could go to SEA and roll a dice with your health every time.

>>38081231
You think I;m here looking for a (You)? Dumb poopoopeepee man! I'm trying to help you by giving you advice you cock nibbler!

>>38081258
as the anon who posted earlier with HIV its not worth the risk. It is without a doubt the biggest regret of my life, a few moments of pleasure isn't worth a lifetime of impairment anon.

>>38081278
this

To answer OP's question, yes I have, many times.

I was 18 and had sex only once before and it had been shit, like many people's first time. I was under the impression that sex was extremely overrated and other guys only talked about it so much in order to make others believe that were virile, manly or whatever.

Well, I failed my first year at uni studying maths so my mum sent me to china for a few months where my uncle lived so that i could have some time to get my head straight before going back to school in the new year.

My uncle had a few friends that by extension became my friends. We partied, drank, chatted with girls and just had a great time in general. One evening they took me to some 4/5 star hotel where they were greeted by a lady with an earpiece. She took us up to a another floor that sort of resembled a fashion show: stage with a catwalk emanating from the centre, tables dotted around the room.

We sat at a table and ordered drinks. At each table there was a group of guys, each group was accompanied by an earpiece wearing staff member. You could tell the guy/gal that you wanted a drink, he would speak it into his earpiece and lo and behold someone would bring you the drink. That's not all you could tell him though...

Part 1

>>38081189
>Was like a 21/22 year old virgin
>Step into massage parlor
>Older Russian lady tells me it's $40
>Walk to gas station to get money from ATM
>Go back and pay the lady
>Lay in room naked
>She comes in and starts massaging me
>Start rubbing her leg (my first time touching a woman erotically)
>She asks me what I want to do
>Told her I wanna fuck
>Says that costs extra
>Told her I didn't know about extras, thought the $40 covered everything. But. Have $20 more with me
>She got her tits out and rubbed me out
>Ended up jerking myself off because I was taking too long and couldn't cum

>>38081345
>Go back to that place after a week, but with more money
>Older Ukrainian woman this time
>Massage first then she asks me what I want
>Tell her sex
>She puts a condom on my dick and climbs

>>38081278
I mean it would be that hard to run an escort service with clean girls the guys can fuck bareback.

Just have the girls tested regularly and require the guys hiring them to provide a recent negative STD panel.

It's not 100% foolproof, but it's better odds than you'd get with a random bar hookup.

>>38080388

USian here. It's illegal to do either sex tourism or prostitution here.

>Went to SE Asia for business trip in May
>Had to present receipts and account for pretty much every minute of my day on returning to security
>Apparently, this is standard now

I was there for two days to help with a presentation and contract negotiations, never saw anything outside of my hotel room and an office building...even our food was catered in (and American).

Might as well have been in Dallas or LA.

>>38081391
>And climbs onboard
>Thinking "OMG this is it, I'm finally doing it, I finally get to experience the pleasure of pussy"
>After some fucking, I'm just thinking "this is it? It's not even as fun as my hand. Is it because I'm wearing a condom?"
>Fucking for a while and time almost up
>End up jerking myself off to a completion
>Leave thinking that was a lame time, feel dreally dirty for losing vrginity this way

And that's how I lost my virginity

>>38081341

After about 10 minutes of waiting the show started. About 50 girls walked onto the stage, single file and stood in a line. I noticed that all the girls were wearing one of four coloured dresses. I ask the earpiece person and am told that this indicates price. Red dress: 400 rmb, blue dress 500, yellow 600, white 700. Each gril also had a big circular badge pinned to her hip with a number. The music starts and the girls walk one by one down the catwalk displaying their 'assets', your earpiece fellow tells your group her name and anything you want to know about her. Sometimes he would stop mid-sentence to tell you that another group had just reserved her.So this goes on for about 20 minutes then the music changes slightly and a girl in a black dress was on stage. She costs 1000 rmb. She does her fancy walk down the catwalk and all the guys stare, jaws agape because she was... really good looking.

After this the girls line up again on stage allowing anyone that hadn't ordered a girl to choose. I chose No 7, she was the prettiest red dress there and i was poor. She was imo better looking than a lot of the girls in higher price categories but apparently was marked down because she was short.

So the girls came down from the stage and went directly to the guy that had ordered them with instruction from the earpiece staff. She took me by the hand and led me down a corridor to a hotel suite. A really nice hotel suite, the kind of room that would cost quite a bit in a big city, modern, with the open plan bathroom thing that i hate. Why the fuck would i want the person i'm sharing with to see me take a shit. Anyway i digress.

Part 2

>>38081338
What are the daily symptoms of living with hiv?

>>38081338

There seriously aren't any higher-end places that cater to guys who want this sort of thing? I kind of have trouble believing that.

>>38081411
I'm with you on that but most people who operate escort services are lowlife idiots, it'd be too much trouble and complicated for them.
But maybe some of the VIP shit around Vegas could do something like that, I don't know.

t. had a lot of escorts and fwb is an escort as well

>>38081447
Sex, at least with a condom, really is overrated even with some experience.
I'd take a good blowjob over sex any day.

>>38081442
That's probably because it was a business trip. /trv/ is filled to the brim with sex tourism threads and nobody seems to have had similar issues.

Anyone know any good chongos in Cuenca, Ecuador? I'm going back in a couple weeks.

>>38081460
Fatigue, appetite fluctuations, losing my teeth, look like I have jaundice, flu like symptoms constantly.

Some days are worse than others, treatment does work at least to a degree. Still wouldn't wish this on anyone.

That's just the physical daily downsides, I find the mental strain to be worse knowing I'll likely never have a loving relationship or anyone to be able to except me for who I am.

That'll it'd be incredibly difficult to ever find a partner that loves me and to be able to have a normal sex life because I couldn't keep my dick in my pants when I was a dumb 20 year old.

>>38081450

We undress. She takes each article of clothing from me and hangs it up in the cupboard, all the while smiling, joking etc. My chinese was not so good at this point so communication was a bit difficult but meh, whatever.

We go to the bathroom area and shower together, she pays special attention to my... appendage (PEEENOR) and my butthole, i'm like.. ok.
She dries me with a towel then we go to brush our teeth. I take the disposable toothbrush out of the wrapper thingy and am about to put what looks like aeroplane toothpaste on it when she stops me, runs to her bag and gets her own toothpaste telling me that theirs isn't good for you.

After that, we go over to what looks like a massage table but different in that it was concave allowing her to fill it with warm water. Which she did. Upon completion i lay in it and she began to massage me sensuously, at first with her hands, then her tongue. All over my body she licked, paying no heed to my hairiness. nipples, belly, PEENOR, scrotum, down to my knees then back to the PEENOR. mmm... nice.

She flipped me over and did the same thing with me face down, shoulders, the small of my back, ass cheeks, FUCKING BUTTHOLE. I stopped her and said 'i'm not into that shit', she said 'ok' flipped me back over and continued BJ ing. (NB, i was 18, and pretty vanilla. I might be tempted to roll with it now esp. with a hooker).

so after that she dries me off with a towel again and we go over to the bed.

Part 3

>>38081590

sounds incredible

>>38081590
damn thats incredible

>>38081590
She prepared two cups, one with hot water, the other with cold. She would fill her mouth from one of the two cups and suck me off with either a hot mouth or a cold one. Felt nice.
Then she got a little battery powered vibrator thing and motioned to put it in my ass. No thanks. OK. She also said that the japanese guys tend to like that sort of thing, to which i said ok. (i'm caucasian with even less asian).

So after the whole making my PEENOR feel nice with her mouth she slipped a condom on me and hopped on. She took full control, i think she could tell that i was either in possession of my V card, or just really lacked experience. we changed positions a few times, nice, general sex things, back and forth, in and out etc. at one point she did this weird flip thing that i've never been able to replicate, in fact i find it nearly impossible to comprehend.

>me on all fours on the bed
>she lying on top of me, belly to my back
>FLIP
>her face is now squarely under my PEENOR
>lick lick suck suck

anyway, she got back on top and made me EJACULATE.
We chatted for a bit, in 15 mins all she was able to communicate to me was that she didn't speak english because the school in her village had no money for books.

Part 4

>>38080388
Have been having sex with prostitutes on and off since I lost my virginity at 21. Not much worth telling other than a few short facts:

>Managed to fulfill my dream/fetish of fucking a redhead, not that my love for firebush has waned in any way since then
>Once went out with one whose cunt stank so much that I barely managed to cum because the stench kept distracting me. Had to jackhammer that shit to feel like my money wasn't completely wasted
>Fell for a bait-and-switch that ended up benefitting me (ad showed a regular-looking blonde, what showed up at the motel's doorstep was a gorgeous black woman)
>Paid extra for anal once, didn't care much for it

Currently worried because my last blood donation had some problems; they had to call me in to make a new battery of blood tests due to some irregularities. I was told it was probably some remnants of my rhinitis medicine, and I always insisted on using condoms, so fuck this world if I've somehow caught HIV or some other incurable STD.

And the one street hooker I've fucked
>Driving home from work one night in the rain
>Black chick on side of road near bus stop with her thumb out
>Assuming some chick doesn't want to get drenched anymore and wants to hitch a ride
>Pull over to pick her up because hey, I might get laid
>Turns out she is a hooker, asks me if I want a bj
>Drive back to her place, pick up condoms and cig from gas station first
>Nasty apartment, even saw a roach running across floor
>Put condom on. She blows me. Then I get on top and start fucking
>Her tits and body are crap btw, her face looked much younger than that crappy body
>She called her dealer on my phone btw, and the dealer called her back on my phone to tell her he is here to deliver
>She tells me to cum so she can go get her drugs
>Tell her I'll wait she can go get them
>She doesn't trust strangers in her house because the last time she left a John here, he stole her kids Playstation
>Jerk off without condom
>Stuff cock in her mouth and cum (cock was in her mouth bareback for like 10 seconds)
>Clean cock with Listerine wihen I got home

>>38081729
I heard Chinese strippers are really talented. Is it true they give bj's while hanging from a rope?

>>38081773
If you've always used condoms and know how to apply them properly the chance of having HIV is literally lottery winning equivalents.

"Most" other STDS are curable or at least treatable, why don't you just go to the doctors for a check up?

>>38081507
>That's probably because it was a business trip

Seriously? That's fucked up. We already had to go there because no one wants to visit the US now, and then we had this shit.

Well, next time, I'm going to try and stay long enough to do some sightseeing. No idea how to find a prostitute and not get mugged / robbed as a stupid American tourist, but I'd like to see something of these countries regardless (even Singapore).

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>>38081779

>Clean cock with Listerine wihen I got home

>>38081729

So we started to get dressed and she took my t-shirt out of the cupboard and put it on herself. She looked in the mirror and was waaay too big for her, we laughed. I showed her that not only was it too big, but she had put it on the wrong way round, we laughed again.

I sat on the bed and quickly put my socks on, then shoved my shoes on as well pushing the laces into my shoe. She tutted, knelt down in front of me and did my laces. Wow.

so we left the room, she showed me to a reception looking area with counter and a guy behind it. She left, waved to me, blew me a kiss etc. I payed the guy, came to 440 rmb i think, which was super cheap. was like 50 euros at the time i think.

i spot my friends sitting at some lounge chairs with sexylicious girls draped over the sides talking to them. I sit. We talk, laugh, bond and shit. The girls say, 'oh you're so handsome' 'oh such nice blue eyes' 'oh what a beautiful big nose you have, this means you have big dick!' etc etc etc

So yeah, that was the first time. I went back to this place, and to a few other places including Hyatt which was some copy of Hyat but with two 't's, (or maybe the other way round, can't be bothered to loo it up). Definitely a memorable experience, enjoyable as well.

it did however, COMPLETELY FUCK UP HOW I VIEWED WOMEN FOR YEARS TO COME

Part 5
fin

>>38081779
>>Clean cock with Listerine wihen I got home
this is such a stupid thing that I believe it

>>38081877
>it did however, COMPLETELY FUCK UP HOW I VIEWED WOMEN FOR YEARS TO COME

how so, you had the time of your life

>>38081908
>how so, you had the time of your life
I believe that is the problem.
Asian hookers act like the perfect women with their clients, normal girls are total shit in comparison.

>>38081977
thought so, can't get any better than what you got

>>38081908
>>38081977
>>38081998

No.
Sure it made me think that this is how girls should be in bed, how they should treat me etc, and when they didn't i was either confused or angry.

But the main thing is that after paying for sex several times, seeing women lined up in front of you smiling to be chosen, or looking down to avoid being chosen, having women brought to you while you're sipping on a cold brewski and saying, 'nah i don't like her, show me the next one' messes with your brain.

I saw women as sex objects, as things. I thought that relationships were just sex with the bonus of carpooling. I didn't care about personality or any of that shit, i just wanted a girl that was hot and that was good in bed.
It took me several years to get over that.

inb4 i get loads of MGTOW comments or people saying that i should feel that way, that it is right or good or whatever. meh
i'd prefer to get a long with my partner, have discussions, maybe learn things. And of course have great sex. Girls with high iq are rare, (look bellcurve distribution gender IQ) so i may have to accept a wonky nose or something to get someone i like but i'm cool with that.

>>38082140
>inb4 i get loads of MGTOW comments or people saying that i should feel that way

That's not the case, I used hookers and you are absolutely right to feel this way, it's just that we as males have this high libido and if we are lonely we end up using hookers

I stopped going because it made me feel bad after

>>38081837
I've already gone to my urologist and asked for a battery of tests, but my health insurance is trying to wriggle out of paying for them.

Anyway, I am not that worried. The donation was back in April, the blood bank called me halfway through June, and yet I'm feeling fine and showing no symptoms of any kind. Besides, I don't see hookers that often, and certainly won't go after anyone, negotiable affections or not, with a potential STD hanging over my head.

>>38080856
>A week if what and in sea of what?
South East Asia
>Depends on where you wanna go.
Trust me having some one who speaks the language is a god send when traveling and when she's down to fuck anywhere its heaven on earth
>They keep you out of scams
$20 drinks scams, tourist traps, cheap gold scams, police raid scams, bait and switch etc... haven't you been outside of you city?
>Every thing is cheaper / Context what are you talking about?
You do know they over price shit for tourist right?
>Those home cook meals ???
Since I rent apartments they usually stay or come over early and cook a meal before we fuck and go sight seeing
>You use what as a guide? All I'm saying is just expand on these points, please.
Aren't we in a hooker thread?
I'm talking about renting an english speaking hooker or bar girl for a week fucking on my vacations

>>38081197
>w-w-where do you book this
>TheEroticReview.com
>Backpages.com
>P411.com
>Gentlemens Clubs (of said countries)

Don't trust recommendations from most cabbies and when you go into clubs just ask the mamas-san or madam in charge for an english speaking girl. Does that help?

There's a 20 year old escort who lives a few miles away from me and blows me bare on demand. It's nice

One of the craziest times was when I was in a car talking with one for a while and as we got started she asked me not to pay. Still don't know why

>>38082581
That's really odd, but still a great deal

>>38081467
There are but most of those are by introduction only

>>38081576
Find someone else with hiv

>>38082687

unironically this there must be someone

>lonely, miserable time in my life a few years ago. a mere lad of 20 years
>prostitute off c list
>looks ok, looks normal
>ask for more pics
>t h i c c
>120$
>go to her apartment downtown
>smoking cigarettes
>make small talk out, go inside
>nervous, quiet, she asks if i'm ok, i say ye
>i ask her "you.. have a life right? you're not addicted to crack or anything right"
>she says yes david i have a life
>she says she's only been doing this for three weeks
>she asks for the money, i give it to her
>start w blowjob but she puts of a flavoured condom, i cant feel shit so i stop
>she gets on top i say im gonna lick your armpits shes like what im like ye its on the internet. wasnt as good as i was promised
>take off flavoured condome, but on regular condome
>lick her ass
>fucc the pussy doggystyle
>lick it some more, it's glorious
>dont think im gonna cum cause of porn use
>keep going, able to relax, able to cum
>get a boner just typing this out cause of the ass

as an after note im pretty sure i got a yeast infection cause of the ass licking
still, pretty great
im also pretty sure i gave it to the only girl who broke my heart

>>38082783
>im also pretty sure i gave it to the only girl who broke my heart

tell us more anon, I felt disgusted reading your story

>>38081576
You sound like you don't have it because the meds alleviate all that

>>38082687
>>38082778
Kek. It's not the same obviously. Even then it's not that simple. Just because two people have HIV it doesn't mean they can fuck away. There's different strains and you'll just end up mutating it.

>>38082783
The ass was that good, huh?

>>38082869
it was fuckin great bruh
>>38082843
i guess ill tell u the story if everybody itt is cool with it

>>38082783
>>38082783
>>120$

*record scratch

You guys shouldn't be paying let alone half your wages for it

>>38082863
>There's different strains and you'll just end up mutating it

anon we both know this won't happen, there is nothing better then a qt.3.14 with agranulocytosis to take care of you in your last hard and miserable day on earth, only another gal with HIV can understand you

>>38082884
go for it!

>>38082848
The medication(s) thin your blood and reduce your viral load greatly so you're not able to transmit, they also greatly slow the progression of HIV into AIDS.

You understand it's a chronic illness with multiple strains right? Treatment effectiveness is also relevant to the time you were diagnosed and when you began treatment.

>>38082908
You still sounding like you're going by a wikipedia page as opposed to your life

>>38082884
Ya we're cool with it

By correcting false statements about a disease I'm obviously well informed about due to suffering from it for years?

>>38083052

What? I don't understand, you made me muted for 8 seconds

>>38083052
Are there any celebrities you kinda see hiv symptoms in and wonder if they might have it.

Keep in mind it's a prostiutution/sex tourism thread and not an hiv/ health thread

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I've been whoring for a while, but the first few times weren't any good.
>pay the whore
>bj starts ok
>put it in the pussy, go soft
>take it out, wank it to get off
>leave

I guess it was both porn addiction, nerves and feeling intimidated by the pretty girls.

It took me a few tries and a bimbo/milf that I didn't find pretty (but had big tits) to nut in a pussy, and it still wasn't as good as masturbation.
Took me 2 years to "get gud" and really start to feel it while fucking various girls.

Not sure what's the moral of the story.
I'm still a robot but at least I get good fucks regularly...

>>38080955
The trick for getting sex from soaplands, or even getting in, is that you have to do your research. Many soaplands or brothels turn away foreigners.

First, find out which ones are foreigner-friendly. Second, find out which ones offer full service. Prostitution is illegal in Japan if it involves penetration, so technically only handjobs, blowjobs, boobjobs are allowed. But some places offer full service anyway. They don't advertise it obviously, it's one of the things you have to find out by researching the appropriate forums.

That being said, I went to a soapland in Tokyo that accepts foreigners and offers full service. I paid about 50k yen for 2 hours with a Japanese qt. It's like a full body massage and washing, with sexual services included. She was rubbing me with her body, all soaped up, and the next thing I know she had put on a condom on my dick and was riding it until I came. Would recommend.

>>38083052
Why are you lying about having hiv? that's messed up

>>38083186
Could you ask for an assjob and stuff and like that? It doesn't involve penetration

>>38081479
>fwb is an escort as well
I have one of those too. Feels good to know I get something for essentially free that other men are paying hundreds for.

>>38083274
I suppose you could. The soapland thing was more like a "course", so the girl did her program from start to finish, I didn't do or ask for anything, she just did the massages and the fucking.

>>38083299

well you are getting their HPV strains for free I guess

>>38083375
I live in Europe, dumbass. Escorts are legal here. They get tested regularly. Fucking a hooker is safer than fucking a random slut from a bar.

>>38082345

so basically you're telling me I could go to Germany, Austria, Italy or somewhere in the EU get a girl for like $1000 a week and sight see and fuck for that week?

>>38083398

they don't get tested for HPV dumdum, and it shows signs only after 10-15 years of infection, ask them how many of them do pap smears?
there is no blood test for HPV
men are asymptomatic carriers of this shit for life, once you have it it's over, you will pass it to every other woman you will regularly sleep with
then at 40 one of the women you slept with or your wife will take a pap smear and her doctor will tell her she lesions that will evolve to cancer or cervical cancer already
the that fat you don't know that blood tests don't check for HPV shows how dumb you are

>>38083473
>HPV
There is a vaccine for HPV, if you're so worried about it.

>>38083545
it doesn't work if you are already infected

>>38080388
When I was fit. Now I'm fat and ashamed of going.

How do you know if a massage parlor is a happy ending one

>>38080388

Regularly bang a Polish prostitute who has a boyfriend back in Poland.

Dirtiest person alive. Will bang anywhere, wear anything and do anything. And looks really nice and cute too.

Cute enough that strangers wouldn't know she sucks and rides dick for a living.

>>38083545
Yeah but that's just giving you herpes so you don't contract it later.

The site where you got the injection would probably flare up in a few nasty spots and blisters, every so often, just so it's not on your lips or genitals.

>>38083678
HPV and HSV are completely different things, friend

>>38083670
Does she have a nice body?

>>38083805

Yes. Nice and thin, good arse and a nice pair of tits.

>>38083670
Does he know?

abcdefg

>>38083883
>>38083670
Why are you even on /r9k/? fucking normie.

>>38083939

Doubt it.
She told him she works at a store, which she did to begin with.

I guess she got to keep the uniform and badge and whatever, and uses that to trick him.

Don't know 100% what the case is to be honest. All I know for sure is that she's got a boyfriend but still rides cock like it's going out of fashion.

>>38083992

I'm not a normie. I'm 21 and completely bald. I'm a skellingtum to boot.

My only joy in life is that I have enough money to regularly pay for female companionship.

>>38083670
>dirtiest person alive
Just how disease-ridden is she, anon?

>>38080388
yesterday
40 minuted for 100 euro
the blowjob was amazing (without condom)
cuddled with her, touched her big tits and always grabbed her ass
fucked her doggy
the warmth of a vagina is amazing and i cam so fucking fast
sadly i came too early and couldn't pop a boner for a 2nd time
good blowjob > sex
she massaged me while we talked about some shit
virginity is not a big deal, don't be too scared anons it can be pretty fun altough it can be pretty expensive

>>38084062

Completely clean surprisingly. Does checkups every 2 weeks but all clients are required to wear a rubber, but not for blowjobs.

I meant dirty in the way that she's willing to do anything.
Including anal at the back of the local Tesco.

>>38080448
>swedefag
Iirc there was a proposal to make sex-turism illegal.
Which is utterly bonkers. You can't extend the reach of the law beyond your borders like that. That's something NK would do.

I don't see why they can't just settle for the utterly insane laws of having selling sex be legal but buying sex be illegal. It doesn't make sense in any context. Buying or selling guns. Drugs. Labor.
It's so dumb. Denmark has it right. Have it be legal but make any third party activity illegal. That way you don't get the abusive pimping situation, men and women can enjoy voluntary exchanges and everything is great.

Here we have shit like a girl who had been a prostitute for a few years later consider herself abused and tell on her customers to the cops. I'm not sure how effective that is. What evidence is there? But it's a fucked up dynamic.

Spain sounds better.

I live down in southwest Florida and theres hookers out 24-7, hot ones too

>>38082906
>>38083005
so i met this girl ally on /soc/, but she wasn't a piece of garbage she was probably the most attractive that i've ever met, but in hindsight she had a cold streak. i had the rose tinted glasses on though and i wanted to fucking marry her. she was insular in her life, and though granted in my own i was probably moreso mine manifested in different ways. my manifestation was weakness and naivety. at first it was amazing, i've never felt this way about a girl ever. before (and for years after) i was suicidal and as depressed as you could be. on and off drugs.. ye. eventually me and her petered out, or rather i petered out; i wasnt able to be that fun awesome guy anymore, she sensed that. i relied on her for happiness.

>everything is awesome, she says she wants a relationship
>dream coming true
>peters out, she is becoming more and more distant, i drive her away
>she says she needs to do this co-op thing, calls everything off
>my deluded attitude at the time thought it would all work out, we'd get back together. manic mysticism, desperation, anguish
>ghosts me for 11 very painful days, i text more, she doesnt respond or with something like laughing at a joke i sent very seldom
>too cowardly to tell me she didnt want me
>only girl thats made me feel like this was ripped away from me
>she rationalized it and shut down my sadness and anger at this
>i liked her so much that i convinced myself she was right and that i shouldnt feel bad
>end up with depression worse than ever because i repressed my own emotions

>>38084120
Sounds pretty good, lad.
I wonder how many of the polish girls at work do a little hooking on the side.

Shame I can't justify getting a prossie for myself. Also, probably too anxious plus useless principles.

>>38084174

I'm guessing a fair few. From the looks of it a lot come from Poland and go right to London. Unless they already have work lined up or family there, it's pretty easy for them to turn tricks for cash.

I was anxious too actually, but she was really good at putting me at ease and now I'm less so. Plus the price isn't bad.

>>38083643
If youre in USA look up your town here usasexguide

Anyone in Austin here? I'm using eccie

funny time
>making out hardcore in her bed
>she says "your tongue is grey!"
>i draw back sort of awkwardly cause i had no idea i had the damn yeast infection
>she comes forward and licks my tongue to make me not feel awkward cause she liked me a lot

wew

sexy time
>same night in bed
>talking about stuff we enjoy
>i say yeah it's pretty hot when girls are dominant
>she says oh yeah david you want me to be dominant
>yes please
>she starts dry humping my butt and talking dirty for awhile getting really hot and heavy and shit
>she seems genuinely amazed that i found that attractive

wew

sad time
>late last year going through a very hard time at school, living situation.
>i dream about her twice in a few days
>i realize that i never got over the pain that she caused me
>what's moreso is that i eventually realize that i denied myself my own pain, and insodoing hardened my heart, becoming extremely fragile and depressed.
>i can literally feel the stagnant energy in my chest. can't feel anything except painful unconsciousness in my life
>nothing ahead but suicide before 30, min wage to a gun that will hopefully kill on the first shot
>that was where i lived every day when i wasnt high

wew

alpha chad time
>shes in these sexy bra and panties giving me a lapdance
>she lays on me in this chair, im talking dirty as shit to her. im in the zone, the fuckin man
>we haven't had sex, and in fact never did have sex. we're kissing. succ titties
>hot and heavy, reading the situation perfectly, i say "what do you want"
>she does this cut pout thing and turns away, shes wants but too soon. still she loves it
>ye

mystical time
>in her living room, shes bent over this fucking chair foot rest thing, back arched purring all that good shit
>i'm giving her the dry fucc
>she turns on the radio, i hate the radio but let it go on
>as im giving her the dry fucc, it feels like God is talking to me through the radio, can't even describe it. lyrics talking to me, melodies uncannily beautiful

>>38084265
What u need?

>>38084165
>>38084283
>you liked the ass of a hooker
>she later literally tasted her ass filth from you

>>as im giving her the dry fucc, it feels like God is talking to me through the radio, can't even describe it. lyrics talking to me, melodies uncannily beautiful
you seem like a fun guy and I can sort of related to this oneitis feeling you had for this girl, I had it also for somebody and never managed to find it in other girls, it's like a once in a life-time thing that burns and dampens your emotions for other girls after

>>38084283


cringiest shit i've read all week

>>38084228
How much of your hard-earned bennies is she taking from you for each go?

>>38084137
I would be cautious around Florida hookers

>>38084396

Depends.

It's 30 quid for a sloppy blowie (can do facial too) and 80 for sex, either anal or cooch.

She's willing to do stuff in public too (aslong as it's not right infront of people or anything) and will even dress up.

Once she wore a black corset and skirt and had kitty makeup on for Halloween. 110 pound later and I had not only fucked her against a tree, but had also came on her face and clothes.

>>38080388
>>38080448
>>38080504

Try Poortugal, brohels in every town, all with like 50 girls to chose from

>>38080709
we don't have lap dances, why even have one when you can fuck a girl of your choosing for 35 euros?

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>>38080745
tell me the story of when you didn't have to pay.

>>38084459
That sounds really affordable.
It's sad that's what appeals to me most. Wageslaving was such a mistake.
Wish I had a girl to do stuff like that with.

For that price, do you know if she has an extensive clientele or have you managed to stay blissfully ignorant of that side of things?

>>38084429
And why is that young lad?

>>38084709

Has plenty of clients I'd imagine.

A pimp too who owns some nice apartment type places where you can go shag his birds at.

>>38084749
What else did you ask her to do? This sounds amazing

>>38084780

Aslong as your paying and it isn't violent, she'd probably let you do anything.

Some probably aren't that lax and might have rules though. I've only ever paid for her so can't say for sure.

I've had her ride me in some tall grass in the woods before. Good thing about the British countryside area is it's sparsely populated so you can do whatever there.

Also fucked her in an alleyway and given her facials in some very public places.

>>38084828
Bizarre level of nymphomania, it seems. That's going to be someone's mother, some day.

>>38084828
That honestly sounds like heaven

>>38084962
Or someones wife if her boyfriend back in Poland marries her. kek

>>38085088
The price and experience sure is heavenly. And she actually smells nice and puts effort into her appearance unlike the archetypal prostitute who is haggard and smells of ass.

>>38085108
You sir are one lucky man. When was the last time you saw her? Do you see her often?

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>tfw just want to tittyfuck a girl with huge tits
>but don't know if signing up for a screening service is worth the money, can't find any good girls near me on Backpage or TheEroticReview

>>38083463
>>38083463

pls answer anonsan

>>38085294

Usually every two weeks I pay for time.

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>Be a really beta guy from Germany
>always wanted to fuck a british girl
>go to Britain, London, to find some British prostitutes
>really nervous, too nervous to actually enter into a whore house
>rent a car, and decide I will drive and find a british street prostitute if I can, and fuck her in the car
>drive for like 2 hours until I find a seedy part of the city
>notice some women standing around the side
>pull up and down my window, one walks across
>she asks if I need something, I tell her sex, she gets in the car
>when she gets in I smell her perfume and become very nervous
>she is pretty slag looking, quite inbred looking, basically what I wanted
>start to feel really nervous
>for some reason, get too nervous to drive
>park the car in the middle of the road
>unzip my penis
>shout at her 'I AM A SEX TOURIST, I NEED A POSTCARD'
>she gets visibly nervous, asks what the fuck am I doing
>start unzipping my pants
>she gets scared, gets out and runs away
>sit in the car and cry for 20 minutes

>>38085372
Why didn't you stay in Germany for hookers?

>>38085108
Makes you wonder why she does it. But if she's simply a madly cock-hungry nympho then she probably just figures why not get paid for doing what you love.

>>38085474

She certainly loves sex from how much effort she puts into it.

I think she sends some of the money back to her parents.

>>38085372

this can't be real, it just can't, do you have mental issues?

>>38085493
Could really do with one of those to keep all to myself. Every two weeks just wouldn't cut it.

Now the question is...has anyone here paid to have sex with a pornstar?

>>38081729
>she didn't speak english because the school in her village had no money for books
Chinks have some shitty lives, this is below eastern Europe level

>>38080388
Lost my virginity to a BP hooker.

>freshman in college with Social anxiety
>some alone time like never before Constantly masturbating, wanted sex
>anxiety+low self esteem = inside all day

>Had money saved up
> Discovered back page
>ad for a black woman a little older than me
>Took public transportation to near said airport then a taxi. It was around 10 or 11 at night.

>Knocked and she opened. She was a $100/hr escort
>Didn't expect much but I just wanted to smash.
>got a covered BJ
>didn't try to eat her because I was a bit nervous
>Touched her saggy tits a bit
> She got into doggy, had a little trouble inserting it, couldn't find the whole. When I did, I started pumping for some 5-10 minutes
> Cummed sooner than wanted. Only used about 15-20 minutes. Went to the bathroom and washed up.

>>38085935
Second time

>Senior year at college
>Had work study so $ but not much
>School campus safe but in middle of low income area
>Came to work day after Christmas, Monday but found out no work, supervisor didn't tell me
>Nothing to do but wanted smash
>Browsed BP for nearby escorts
>Found one with reviews 6/10 , $80/hhr
>Black woman, about 10 years older
>Called her and asked if she was available
>Set up time
>Went up to her location, was a bit shady but early in the morning

>Called when I was in front door said it was open
>Went up stairs and she opened door
>Wearing a Chicago Bulls leotard
>Talked a bit, got undressed
>Made me wipe hands with wet wipes
>Covered BJ, played and sucked her tits fingered her a bit
>She got in top of me, then doggy
>From doggy to me on top of her
>Came, felt pretty good
>Used the 30 minutes

>>38085935
Did you feel satisfied losing your virginity to her

>>38080388
im thai please PLEASE stop cucking my people. i hate you white betas you whine so hard about how difficult it is for you and then come and make it harder for us, hypocrits

>>38086278
At the moment yes.

Looking back, not really. Should've done something closer to my fantasy tastes.

Can anyone recommend me a cheap brother in Hamburg, Germany?

>>38087019
fuck I meant brothel

i did it in prague

>>38082140
Yea sometimes I think about trying it in Asia, but I feel like the act will mess me up even more. Getting my dick wet for an hour isn't worth a lifetime of regret/guilt. Thanks for posting your story

Does it count that someone once paid for me to travel to the other end of the country to stay with them and sleep with them for a few days?

Is that kind of like doing prostitution?

>>38089100
only if you gave him a reach-around

>>38089221
>him

I guess though, in a way.

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>>38081450

Dude. I need to go to China. How do I end up in your situation? Where do I go when I'm there?

>>38080388
What is the average pricing for women off of back page in the states

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>>38082140
>But the main thing is that after paying for sex several times, seeing women lined up in front of you smiling to be chosen, or looking down to avoid being chosen, having women brought to you while you're sipping on a cold brewski

This is exactly how real life works. Every woman has a price.

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>>38080388
i go to asian massage parlors in the shitty areas of town

just go in pay for an hour (60$ upfront) bring cash. get naked and when they walk in they will small talk you and eventually work their way to your ass and start rubbing it.

when they flip you over if you're hard they generally ask if you want more. say yes. they will say 60 for handjob. some will let you feel their tits and ass during.

once you do this a couple times you can tell them you want more than that and its usually about 200 bucks to fuck with a condom

>>38081113
Average price of the prostitutes?

>>38086309
Oh the lies we tell on 4chan.

I saw a hooker at a shady mexican bar once. There were girls sitting around and even a few grinding on people drinking for tips. It was wierd. I told my friend I wanted a hooker so I picked one out and he called him over and set it up. She took me out back through a broken fence into a house that looks abandoned. We went into a small room, I paid her $60 and pulled out my tiny benis with phimosis. She covered her mouth, as if she didn't want to laugh. I told her to bend over on bed and I was just feeling her up while I played with my dick so I can get hard. Eventually I got hard and she told me to pull the skin back to put the condom on but I told her to put it on like that. She put it on and bent over. She was guiding my small dick into her but I didn't have much dick to work it. I eventually got it "in" and started humping her. I didn't feel anything and lost my erection. I made up a story about how I miss my gf and can't stop thinking about her. We talked for like a minute and I left. She was probably an underaged trafficked whore. Oh well. I fixed my phimosis years ago and I'm thinking of trying again. My dick gets harder, thicker and longer now with the skin pulled back as supposed to. Not sure how I'm going to find another hooker since I'm a friendless neet now and im paranoid about finding one online.

>back is worse than normal
>chiropractor is retardedly expensive
>go to massage parlor instead
>girl's pretty cute and hitting my back in just the right spots
>feelsgoodman
>has me roll over
>hard as a rock
>asks if I want her to keep going
>haven't been masturbating because I've been so sore all over
>not exactly getting any sex
>tell her yes
>get an absolutely amazing handjob
>cum so hard I have to fight to not fall asleep
That's my experience with prostitution. Went for the back rub and stayed for the cock rub. Will definitely go back next time my back is bothering me.

How can I find out about prostitution in my area and how do I know if it's safe? Americuck here