I have diarrhea AMA

>>38079792
do you have diareaaaaa?

>>38079792
Can I lick your ass clean?

Is it the really good kind that doesnt hurt and makes you feel purified or the "hot lava rushing out of my asshole" kind?

Can I pet your cat?

>>38079865
I would love that
>>38079878
The good kind that doesn't hurt

My diarrhea tends to smell like the tire section in Walmart

>>38079792
Have you considered getting more fibre in your diet?

currently diarrhea as well lads
was sitting at my desk last night when I had a little gas, just a small fart and I thought I'd shit myself. felt it leak out the ol hole and everything, but when I ran to the bathroom and let loose, I examined my pants and found nothing

life's little mysteries

>>38080311
Actually, he might be having too much fibre in his diet which can cause diarrhea.

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>>38079792
post pics you shitlord

what's your favourite serial killer?

At my friends house while my asshole shoots out the remnants of the two massive burgers I had last night while his mom works out on a treadmill but a few feet away.

Not a good position to be in. Wish me luck, boys