it turns out that my oneitis grew up without a father figure

Women like this are by a big chance feminist cunts but if your lucky shes not

>>38079371
Act assertive and decide what the two of you do together. If it gets serious, have her call you Daddy.

Paint yourself black and walk into her/his house and say I'm back

You'll totally get them like that

>>38079371
Be her father figure. Not in an overbearing insecure way or a "I'll pay for everything" kind of way but show and teach her things she'd never see or learn otherwise. Refer to her as your baby. You're on /r9k/, so you probably can't pull this off.

>>38079371
Marry her mother, to become her father.

>>38079691
Now we're getting creative

File: 1495245343003.jpg (37KB, 471x395px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 471x395px

>>38079371
>Wear a bedsheet
>Sneak into her room at night
>Do ghost noises and talk in spooky way
>Wake her up this way
>When she wakes up tell her you're a ghost of her father
>Tell her you came here to warn her that a terrible fate will curse her family
>The only way to prevent this is to become anon's gf
>Now leave her house
>Buy a black cat next day, wait with it hidden in a place that she usually walks by
>Release the cat right infront of her so it crosses her way
>Place a ladder in a place she usually walks through so she's forced to go under it
>Now sneak to her house everyday and start destroying her stuff, in a way that it looks like the stuff just broke beacuse of its age
>Format all computers in her house
>Beacuse of recent misfortunes she will start believing in words of her "dead father"
>If she still doesn't become your gf then sneak into her house and destroy and take everything like it was a robbery
>Now she will 100% believe that her life will be shit unless she goes out with you
>Obtain a gf
IT'S 100% FUCKING FOOLPROOF.

>>38079844
do this OP

the state of oregon

>>38079371
She's a slut.
All no-dad girls are sluts.