Post your Wizard status here

>>38070491
Fuck you, holding hands is fucking lightyears above 90% of this board.

>>38070491

>33 year old virgin
>had a bf in high school for 1 month
>kissed on the lips with no tongue 4 times
>he dumped me and immediately came out as full blown homo
>now full blown NEET

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>>38070491
>23 year old
>Already fucked 22 girls on tinder
>Played football in highschool and had gf on debate team
>First kiss at 11 with family friend
>cheated on her with cheerleader
>Laughing at you faggots on a daily basis

>>38070491
>20
>kissless, hugless, virgin
>haven't held a girls hand before if my cousin when I was 7 doesn't count.
>obsessed with one girl in my lifetime but now she's gone
>can't stalk her anymore
>not really interested in any women anymore (excluding fapping)

>>38070725
Do you feel better about yourself now faggot? Did that post bring you the satisfaction you needed cunt?

>waited until I was 30
>married the first girl I met
>bought a condo, paid it off
>wish she didn't spend so much time shitposting

>>38070725
Nice trolljob, no one here believes you

>>38070780
I don't know. >>38070751 seems pretty pissed about it. And you trying to discredit me make you sound a bit jealous too.

>>38070800
Why do you find the need to bait people on this board. Do you have nothing better to do dude? Find a movie to watch or something.

>>38070800
Of it were true, why would I be jealous of a normie life? This is /r9k/ we're here for a reason

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>>38070856
Honestly it was something someone said in another thread. >>38069717 I realized that i'm taking this shit way too seriously and considering I hover around this board and a mlp for hours, I really need to stop giving such a shit. I tried to offer advice and help people through their problems, but let's face it, you can't change those who want to change. So i've resigned to going full on asshole. I used to love stirring up shit anyways. Might as well get some golden laughs out of it.

>>38070881
Because all robots strive not to be robots faggot. That's kind of the point. Complain about your problems and talk about how worthless you are and shit on yourself a bit in order to relate to others like yourself.

>>38070932
Wrong number, here's the actual post.
>>38069879

>>38070491
> 33
> had one gf back in high school
> will never be a wizard because of her

>>38070932
No point in selling fake optimism to the robots. I'm in my 30s and have resigned myself to my fate, as you all will as well in due time

>>38070945
Honestly I could fix r9k with three rules: 1. No "fembots" 2. No homos 3. No more orbiters and white knights
There you go, how to fix r9k in three simple steps

>>38071058
Good luck getting mods to actually enforce those rules. Seems like good old fashion vigilante justice works better in these situations where everyone forms a sort of mob to run those types out.

>>38070491
>27 year old virgin hikki
>had 1 gf when I was 15 and we kissed and that's it, also it was in a mental hospital

>20 year old kv (not hugless tho XD)
>currently uni STEM student
>hope to make it someday

>>38070491

>he held a girl's hand

GET OUT NORMIE SCUM WHAT THE FUCK

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>>38070732
Will we be like this forever, brothanon?

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>>38070491
>34
>Virgin, kissless, hugless, never even held hands
>Never even dated once

You faggots still have hope.

>>38071233
I'm barley an apprentice. I know as much as you do anon.

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>20
>kv
>girls won't talk to me/can't talk to girls
>took a girl fembot to prom so not hugless
>spends the whole time hanging with some muslim who wasn't an awkward loser

Guess that's why I'm a /pol/tard

>Laid at 17

Feels good 2bh famalam.

>>38070491
>30 KV
I hugged and held hands with a qt.

making progress desu

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>>38070491
>27KV
I've held hands in kindergarten, other than that just a few friendly hugs. Sometimes I wish I lived near that chick that's a professional cuddler just to experience some form of physical intimacy with a female

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>30 years old
>fucked one girl at 25
>held hands with her
>she was my first for everything
>still with her
>i proposed to her
>not married yet
>just engaged
>probably wont get full married for a few years more
>been with her for about 7-8yrs
If we ever split I'm done with women once is more then enough for me.

what spells have you guys been learning to cast?

>>38070491
when I was 19 a drunk classmate kissed my cheek without my consent, I know I'm forever tainted but am I irredeemable ?

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> 22
> just finished uni
> still friendless khhv
> have a cringy story of loving my cousin when I was 16 (don't ask, it's very painfull to me)
> fell in love just with single friend(girl) from the internet
> tfw will never even touch her because of distance
> mfw I just ruined this nice friendship by my coming out as her lover

I just have no hope, robots.

>>38071916
So far only a spell to get orange people elected. Oh and the spell of awkwardness