TELEPHONE POLE BTFO'S 2 ROASTIES

i can't jerk off to this. where are the bodies?

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>>38065631
>roasties have fun and talk about how much they love life on livestream
>die immediately after
>we all talk about how much we hate life on here
>we are still here day after day
Oh the irony

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the roast is toast

i repeat

the roast is toast

>>38065631
I can't tell if the screams at the end are fear or just fun

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>Teenage beauty queen

press S to spit on grave

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>>38066078
John 12:25
"He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal."

This is divine punishment

I am just feeling that era of normies is comming to end.
Beta uprising is catching on.

>>38066971
Fuck off retarded christfaggot

>>38065631
good riddence
drunk drivers are the biggest scumbags in the world

>>38067007
dont be rude to christposters

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Stacy BTFO thread?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/22/world/rebecca-burger-whipped-cream-instagram-fitness-model-death-trnd/index.html

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>>38067007
2 Thessalonians 1:8
"In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ"

>He's still rebelling against his parents by rejecting Christianity.

God, will be waiting for when you decide to grow up, anon.

>>38067223
What makes Christianity right and every other religion wrong?

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>>38067223
Are you from the past or something? Nobody gives a shit about religion in my generation, and my parents were never bothered about me being atheist. Choke on a dick, faggot.

>>38065631
ROASTIES GOT TOASTIED HAHAHAA

>>38067349
God forgive me for what I am currently masturbating to.

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>>38067277
There is no right and wrong, there is only truth and falsehood. Christianity was founded over thousands of years by hundreds of different authors, all with a consistent and all encompassing message, that a Messiah would come to free the world from sin.

That Messiah did come and his name is Christ. The Jews didn't believe this and killed him, this God has rejected them.

Muslims all believe in the ramblings of an illiterate, paedophilic, conquerer, who supposedly had an angel verbally tell him God's word for decades. This is false, because God has shown that he wants his word written down for all to see. Even Muslims acknowledge the old testament, and God always told his prophets to write down his message.

Hinduism is a pantheon, an ever expanding pantheon, as new gods need to be invented to answer people's questions. We had pantheons in the west, until the truth was revealed to us by Paul and the apostles.

Buddhism is faulty through the very fact that reincarnation makes no sense. How can more and more souls be reincarnated (as a population grows) yet souls can also be damned to non-existence? Either souls can be created, in which case the Buddha lied, or the entire religion is wrong (it is).

this larping faggot should just khs

also islam is the one true robot religion

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>>38067474
I love you to death.

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>>38067349
>Thinking that picture offends me
Christ suffered through much worse and forgave his aggressors, what kind of Christian would I be if I got offended in his stead? I would be saying that my judgement is above that of Christ, and I would never do such a thing.

So you choose to carry on the sins of your father? Why anon? Why can't you stand up against these heinous sins and save yourself?

Christ gives us the strength to stand strong in the face of adversity, become your own man, live your own ideals, not those of your parents and peers. Resist peer pressure, become an individual.

>>38067474
What about Mormonism? Why don't you acknowledge the Part Three of God's Great Trilogy?

>>38067474
So according to you the Messiah awaited for thousands of years who would rid the world of sin was killed by some random jews before he could do it. Nice "religion" retard. You christians are following falsehood.

>>38067561
>Resist peer pressure, become an individual.
You're right. Atheism, agnosticism, all organized religion; it's all the same.
We should come up with our own individual beliefs. I personally like to think that god is a weevil. I can give you my explanation if you wish, but I think it is best that we all think for ourselves.

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>>38067488
Suicide is a sin anon

>>38067349
Did Jesus really get buttfucked in the Bible?

that pic is kind of hot

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>>38067575
Mormonism is false, as proven by the old testament.

>Magic underwear
God isn't a weeb

>>38067561
>Christ suffered through much worse and forgave his aggressors

what a cuck

>>38067691
But both the New Testament and the Book of Mormon prove that the words of the Old Testament were outdated. You would have to be a Jew to believe otherwise.

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>>38067586
>Got killed before he could do it.

Oh no, anon, Christ did accomplish it. Through his death he went into the depths of hell itself and conquered the devil once and for all. And by rising from the dead he also conquered death itself! Thus ridding the world of sin's grasp.

I realise you probably had heathens as parents, but if you have questions then your local pastor would love to answer them. (Just stay away from priests if your under the age of consent)

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>>38066971
Holy shit, that's genuinely an actual quote.
>John 12:25 New International Version
>"Anyone who loves their life will lose it, while anyone who hates their life in this world will keep it for eternal life."
Perfectly on topic, kudos Christbot. Ignore the vile normie who said "shut up", I'd much rather have on-topic intelligent quotations than lazy shitposting like his was.

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>>38067641
Well, you're on the right track anyway. Keep up this train of thought and I have high hopes for you, anon!

>>38067791
So according to your religion(which seems more pagan, not sure if you're ironic or not, than orthodox christian) there is no sin in the world. But sin is everywhere as we can see. So much for the validity of your beliefs.

>>38067842
It was gone, but then Jesus made it come back for a joke.

i love our Christfriends

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>>38067759
Oh no, anon.
Matthew 5:17
"Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

Christ came to fulfill the prophecies of the OT. The NT is built upon the OT in the same way that a hoise is built upon a foundation.

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cant wait for the r9k meetup

I guess I can sort of understand a 16 year old roastie being a retard, but the 24 year old roastie had no excuse. The former maybe deserved to be paralyzed for life while the latter deserved a fiery painful death.

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>>38067842
>>38067870

You're getting closer anon, but not quite there yet. Sin isn't a personified being. Sin is a consequence of living without God's light. And since early humans decided to live outside of God's light (the Adam and Eve metaphor) we're constantly at risk of committing sin (sin is a verb, not a noun). In the OT, before Christ, none could enter God's presence in the afterlife due to sin's grasp upon them. But Christ came and though his sinless life, death and resurrection, he freed all past and future generations of sin's grasp. Allowing us to enter into God's light in the after life.

Sin is still all around, but it no longer needs to control our lives, it no longer needs to have a grasp on our souls. As long as we have Christ, sin is powerless before us

>>38067919
But sometimes the foundation needs to be changed when the house needs it There are many contradictions between the Old and New Testaments

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>>38067531
>>38067895
Both me and God love you too anons

>>38068074
I love you too. Would you like to hold hands?

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>>38066971
Of course a christcucknwould be larping on /r9k/ hahaha how pathetic are you.

Cool story btw I used to talk to this girl with big fit a on her blog a lot tried getting fit a from her when I was 15 she died in a car crash as well found out about it through her mom and the obituary. Sad I never got thoae tots but happy the hitch go what was coming.

>it's an "atheist autistically brings up his hatred for religion despite being completely irrelevant to the thread" episode

>>38067474
>That Messiah did come and his name is Christ. The Jews didn't believe this and killed him, this God has rejected them.

What about moses then ? He came first if we take the old testament into account. Why would god send another prophet hundreds of years after ?

>>38067474
Oh man you just gave me more reasons to browse here buddy. The shitposting you and I are going to have is going to be enormase . the fun I will have with you christcuck oh yes!

>>38068131
A christcuck posts a scripture saying life is pain and we are made to suffer because God wills it. He wants you to suffer and bend your knee to him like a slave cuck. What do you want us to say Hm?

>>38068131
>more like "christfags can't restraint from being unsufferable self-righteous cunts by spreading their shit beliefs all around even when nobody asked them to"

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>>38068068
Anon, I appreciate the effort, but I'm going to need some specific ones to respond to as saying "there are contradictions" is very broad and hard to respond to.

If you'd like an educated answer with some specifics, then there are hundreds of articles online worth reading. I'm a humble student, so my knowledge isn't a great as theirs.

Here's one for example:https://jewsforjesus.org/publications/issues/issues-v16-n08/the-new-testament-contradictory-or-consistent/

It's quite long, so make a cup of tea before digging in.

>>38067919
Hebrews 8:13
"By calling this covenant "new," he has made the first one obsolete; and what is obsolete and outdated will soon disappear."

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>>38068206
Praiae the Lord!

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Praise the lord king of Jews! Your life is supposed to be painful goy

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>>38068206
Praise jebus. I wonder when they'll start giving his to muslims

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>>38068146
Moses is not the messiah anon, in fact Moses never even brought his people into the Holy Land. Christ isn't a prophet, he's the Son of God. There might still be prophets today and in the future, but there was only ever one Son of God.

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I just realized
>Jews for Jesus
Hahaha

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>>38068269
Great image.

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Christcucka where did ya go?

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Dont you want to la4p some more ch4istcucks?

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See you later cuck

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>>38068211
It makes sense and is consistent if you read Hebrews 8 from the beginning, instead of being a cherry picker. Don't be lazy anon

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>>38068321
It's hard to respond to so many people at once. I'm still here anon

>>38068421
How about not reading it all? Instead reading the Eddas?

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>>38068463
How do you explain the forced conversions of pagans all over?

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>>38068482
Look anon, if you want to understand something, you have to read it. Otherwise you end up looking like the cherry picker you are.

I'm currently reading a book on Norse mythology, so I'll put it on my list. Thanks for the recommendation, anon.

>>38068262
>Moses never even brought his people into the Holy Land.
I'll take "what is canaan" for 500$, alex. Even if he died before making it to the country, he still lead his people to what god said they should go.
Also think about it that way : for muslims and jews, jesus is a prophet, for christians moses and mahomet are prophets. So you saying jesus is "son of god" is kind of like me saying my grandfather is the king of namibia, it's nice and all but there isn't a lot a proof and it's contradictory to others peoples beliefs, including some ideas that predates me.

>>38068554
Stop posting christcucks Shit and learn about your ancestors that lived before you prior to the 2000yrs of forced conversions. Unless of course you arent white well do whatever.

Maybe the real God was inside of us the whole time.

>>38068607
If thats the case God orntje Christian God hates us all and wants us to suffer do dont expect there to be a heaven either

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>>38068504
Did the apostles forcefully convert people? Did Jesus? The answer is no, and thusly I do not like it.

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>>38068606
I'm South African white, so I'm most likely a fucking mutt.

>>38068665
Actually they did but keep lying it cant change the past.

>>38068689
Mutt of what? Are you majority mixed non white? If you are mixed white it doesnt matter find what you identify as and find the pagan ways. Even though paganism is pretty much the same across races with the exception of changed names and some minor gods

>>38068578
>for muslims and jews, jesus is a prophet, for christians moses and mahomet are prophets

Literally no one disagrees that Moses wasn't a prophet. Jews, Muslims and Christians all agree there.
Muslims also agree that Muhammad was a prophet, they never claimed that he was anything else. I don't agree with them, but I'm about 50% sure that the Catholic church does think he's a prophet.

Also, Moses never brought them into Canaan, thus he never brought them into the Holy Land. That was Joshua, a metaphor for how the OT brought us close to God, but could never bring us into God's presence until Jesus came.

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>>38068724
Show me where the apostles or Jesus forcefully converted someone then.

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>>38068759
I'm white, definitely white, but South Africa is a "Rainbow Nation" so the chances that I'm 100% white genetically is pretty fucking low.

I am reading pagan stuff, it's good to know what the world was like before the glory of Christ

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>ywn publicly shame a roastie
why live?

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I think that's all for me for today, but I hope you all find love in God's guiding light.

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>>38068824
>>38068846
>"AWWWW WHAT'S THE MATTER FEMBOT? DOES IT HURT"

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>>38068269
>disobeys god
>somehow doing the right thing

The birth of consciousness was also the birth of evil. When you know how you can be hurt you know how to hurt others.

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>>38065631
>two bimbos die
>caused by their own idiocy
I hope their Darwin award is in the mail.

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>>38069046
Peterson really does suit your father complex well lebbit. Does it feel nice when you have an older man tell you what to do? I mean I'm sure it gets your little pecker off knowing that an older man is telling you to clean your room. I bet you were raised by a stepfather, cuck of a father. You aren't old enough to actually "man" up in that you need someone to guide you. Kind of sounds like Christianity itself you need a jew and a book written by jews to tell you what to do.

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>>38068821
>100% white genetically is pretty fucking low.
Who exactly said you needed to be 100% white? having 0.01% jew doesnt mean shit.

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>>38068821
>before the glory of Christ
There was never a time when Christ was glorious unless you are talking about the glory of Europe itself.

Hinduism is the true redpill.Even normies are better with their discount hinduism(buddhism).Christianity is a joke

>>38068606
Not everyone is from Nordic/Germanic/Baltic countries, anon. While there were examples of forced conversion of entire people there by rulers using Christianity as a political tool, in most of Europe, particularly the former Roman empire conversion was mostly peaceful, slow and gradual, starting as a grassroots movement of slaves, women and soldier before slowly moving up the echelons of society and spreading to barbarians in the empire's sphere of cultural influence through trade and missionary work. When Christianity was picked as the official religion and organized, there was at most social pressure to convert for the remaining pagans, as a forced conversion in bad faith has always meant nothing. And even with this pressure, most of what happened was a syncretisation of existing pagan popular practices with Christianity.

Reviving pagan practices is simply not possible. You're free to use Gods from eras past as some kind of protest worship, but do not try to affirm you actually have faith in them. You claim that these are the Gods of your ancestors, but pagan polytheism is barely understood and any understanding of it is based in conjecture based on archeological finds and later Christian writings, pieced together by modern scholars to create a coherent mythology. You do not have the myths, the rites, the clergy, the actual beliefs. It's likely that all tribes had different versions of these, so you simply can't know the Gods of your ancestors. You mentioned the Eddas, so I at least hope you are a 100% Nordic man living right now somewhere in Scandinavia, and not some edgy new world mutt.

>>38069580
>You claim that these are the Gods of your ancestors, but pagan polytheism is barely understood and any understanding of it is based in conjecture based on archeological finds and later
Wrong, we have many writings spread across many different types of pagans. European paganism has a root which all paganism stems from. We can piece everything together to get clear picture its not 100%.

>You mentioned the Eddas, so I at least hope you are a 100% Nordic man living right now somewhere in Scandinavia, and not some edgy new world mutt.
What are you implying by Mutt? Non-white? I posted this >>38069391 even Hitler was not all about the one drop rule. If you are talking about white mutt mix then it doesn't matter as I stated before pagans have pretty much the same gods outside of a few minor township level gods and different names.

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>>38069580
>Reviving pagan practices is simply not possible.
It is possible and it is happening more and more.

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How can I find Christ-chan gf?

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>>38066971
fuck off christcuck you're not welcome here.

This is what happens when you are a roastie


Keep celebrating space robots

>>38066971
I liked this quote. Thanks.