THAT KID THREAD >that kid that would yell "DEUS VULT"

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>>38042415

> That kid who picked a fight with the vending machine and got crushed
> The really innocent looking girl who was caught pressed up against a tree in the woods after school, having her cunny railed from behind and was only caught due to moaning so loud
> The kid who wore non school uniform due to being a tramp
> The kid that fought the teacher and won
> The fat kid that would try to eat anyones left overs at lunch

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>That kid who used a fucking smoke grenade inside of a school

>that kid whose parents didn't let him be there for the sex ed class
>that kid who called the teacher mom by accident
>that kid who always smelled like sausage
>that tiny kid who died of cancer out of nowhere

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>>38042415
>that kid without a gf

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>>38042415
>That kid that used to flood the bathroom by stuffing paper towels in the sink and turning the taps on full blast

>>38042415
>those kids wich played tabletop games during lunch break
>that kid that once ate a piss-covered pizza
>that kid who was used as a chair by his bullies
>that nigger kid that tried to avoid being interrogated so he jumped out of the fucking window

>>38042677
>that kid who always bragged about his uncles that worked in cool places like nasa and hollywood but nobody believed him because if you would count all his uncles it would be something around 30 of them

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>That kid that was rumored to have cancer

>>38042748
I have 14 uncles and aunts + their wives/husbands, so, numerically speaking, it isn't impossible.

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>>38042415
>that kid who pulled his pants down at the McDonald play place and showed his fantastic 4 underwear

>that kid who held on the teachers leg in 4th grade thinking he was being funny

>that kid would also wear is baseball cap sideways because he thought he was cool

>that kid who kicked his bully in the balls in 3rd grade when he kept pressing a pin on his back

that kid was me

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>that tiny continental European kid who always cheerfully talked about wanting to kill himself and disappeared over the summer break
He looked and sounded about 12 but was allegedly 17. Wonder what happened to him. I hope he didn't actually croak.

>that kid who you invited over sophomore year and walk into the kitchen and he's rubbing his hands all over your moms ass while making out with her

Fuck you Mario, I'll never forget that bullshit you pulled.

>>38042947
Why didn't you join them? Are you a fag or something?

>that kid who runned his own miecraft server
>that kid that always asked others if they like him even they been his friends since kindergarten
>that kid who K.O. girl from special ED
>that kid who didn't know how to dawnload things from internet until he was 14
>that kid who couldn't tell left from right
>that kid who couldn't tie his shoes

3 last ones that kid was me

>>38042985
are you retarded anon

origen

>>38042985
>that kid who couldn't tie his shoes

i remember until i got out of 4th grade i couldn't tie my own shoes a classmate had to help me most embarrassing shit yet

>>38043013
i'm not sure doctor said that im fine but those greentextes say otherwise

>that kid who found a phone someone lost at school and threw it in front of a train for the lulz

>>38042415
>that kid you protected from bullies and then tried to suck you off
Fucking Christ Jonas why couldn't you start that gay shit 7 years later when I came to terms with it you fucking blonde whimp

>that kid who didn't know what is first of april and cried when teacher pranked him

>that kid who called anonymous bomb threat

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>that kid who brought a gun to the school to kill a teacher and succeeded

>>38043100
ya saw someone die?

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>>38043100
story please anon {original comment}

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>that kid who always talked non-stop about politics and other shit when you didn't really care but had to pretend like you did and he obviously couldn't take a hint when you tried to walk away quickly and didn't add anything at all to the conversation besides "mmhmm", "yeah", "I know", etc.
>that kid who always tried to talk to you when you were taking a test or something and the teacher got YOU in trouble for trying to tell the kid to shut the fuck up

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>>38042415
> That kid that passes the final exams with the exact point number

>>38042415
>that kid that would watch porn in the middle of class
>that kid with asthma that always used it as an excuse to not move
>that kid that you thought was on your same level of khv but then eventually got a gf and left you
>that kid who always cheated on test but was quarterback of the varsity team and could get away with it
>That atheist kid who never understood the existential lessons in english 1301
>that fat kid who you could've sworn was masterbating during breakfast by how he was swaying back and forth with his hand on dick whilst sitting down

>>38042415
>that kid that died in school cause refuges beaten him to death for saying "if you don't like it here fuck of to your war torn country"
miss that kid to these day, only guy I could talk about politics with a neutral point of view

>>38043266
can you tell the story anon {stop saying my comments aren't original you stupid fucking mods}

>That kid who stabbed another student with a power cord
>That kid who no one clapped for at graduation
>That kid who snorted pencil shavings
>That kid who fucked girls in the school elevator regularly
>That kid who tried to be a bully and got his nose broken on a bench by the theatre club

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>that one kid who died and got an entire page dedicated to him in the year book

>>38043266
that didnt happen lol

>That kid who screamed against a teacher and threw a broom
>That kid who wore the same clothes everyday and smelled like shit
>That same kid fought everyone
>That same kid somehow got an emo gf

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>>38042415
> that kid who got kicked in the balls twice in under 20 minutes , because the couldn't put his fucking legs together while playing football as a goal keeper

wonder why that guy is still one of my best friends

>>38043337

> That kid who fucked girls in the school elevator regularly

HOT.
Stories please.
Did they moan loudly and walk funny after?

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>that kid who would stick out his penis during class and kept it hidden under his shirt that was way to big for him.

>that kid who was too autistic to make a move on a girl who clearly had a crush on him

>that kid who slapped the bully really hard and took off running like a coward

>that kid who lied to the history teacher about playing guitar and when the teacher gave the guitar he couldnt play and then starded to have a panic attack

>that kid who never had friends but hanged out with his older brothers senior crew and stayed alone when they graduated

>that kid who would orbit his oneitis even tho she was in a relationship and he would stand awkwardly while his oneitis was getting tounged by her boyfriend

>that kid who couldnt stop staring at the girl in calculus and failed the class.

>that kid who would run like a naruto character

>that kid who tried to summon satan in the bathroom

>that kid who grapped that algebra teachers tits who would always show too much cleavage and wore thight skirts with high heels and she didnt even get mad

>that kid who had perfect grades but became a drug addict after highschool and never went to college

>that kid who wanted to impress stacy but ended up getting beat up by chad in the courtyard

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>that kid who knocked over the memorial candle of some girls dead dad

>>38043337
you had elevator at your school ?

>>38043431
No. He was this really aggressive manlet, penis too small to affect girls. Same kid who was beaten up by the theatre club. That was a beautiful Wednesday.

>>38042769
>5000x5000
comment not original

>>38043499

So the girls just parted their legs and got a small filling and went disappointed?

Did they tell anyone they just got laid by a small dicked sausage?

>>38043465
Some schools use elevators instead of ramps for people with wheelchairs/crutches and to move trolleys between floors.

>>38043570
He would mostly just bang the well-known whores; he was just notorious for doing it on campus. Most people had the common decency to fuck them in a park or at home.

>>38043120
>going to school on monday
>4th grade
>first 3 hours were pretty normal
>in the 4th hour a teacher interrupted our biologie class
>told us to get under our tables and told oir teacher to shut the door
>hear nothing for the rest of the hour
>finally teacher comes back and tells us that we can leave the classroom
>saw ambulance parked in front of school
>I was a kid so i didn't think much if it
Later found out that some kid from the 6th grade was able to shoot a teacher and fatally wound him. he probably ended up in jail for a long time

>>38043431
>being this autistic
>this beta
>THIS UNAWARE OF SOCIAL NORMS

>That kid who has no high school stories because he couldn't be fucked to pay attention to the people who ridiculed and mocked him for 4 years and the overall normalcy of the school
haha fuck that kid right

>>38043323
sorry for bad engish
>be in class, topic is politics and how our country supports religions
>refuges shitting up class by saying they don't understand how anyone can support Christianity and not islam
>friend explained it is not cause people think the other is wrong but it is just the believe they were raised and love
>also said islam is religion which wouldn't keep a hold in our country as it is not compatible with modern society in a 1st world country
>sand-nogs gonna start talking shit how he better not insult islam
>teacher sends friend to principal
>friend gets a written warning
>has to apologize but just says he wont apologize for the truth
>gets suspended for 3 days
>go over to him on second day to talk shit and have fun
>has bandages around his left hand and a stripe on his nose
>says he got beaten up by the sand-nogs and theyre brothers
>tryied to tell police but lel 5vs1 cant know who to believe
>came back to school mostly silent now
>sand-nogs keep sputing shit in class and in breaks off how our country is racist and they will overtake our country
>teacher didn't seem to care and just tell us we should show more tolerance
>have enough and try to argue with them
>friend tries to calm me down and says it isn't worth it and it wouldn't help anyway
>sand-nogs starting on spouting threats
>teacher says that is what happens when you don't show tolerance you make people angry and theyre rightfully so
>friend seems to also get upset more and more but we just keep our mouths shut
>next day in school just see the ambulance and people crying
>appearently the nogs have waited to jump on my friend at schoolyard
>started talking shit and friend just said "if you don't like it here fuck of to your war torn country"
>they then beaten and kicked him and he died on the ground while people watched and didn't intervened.
i wish i was there so i could have protected him...

>those gay kids who were sucking each other off behind the baseball field

>that kid who couldnt stop laughing at the special ed students

>>38043620

Oh yes, the park. Where all the decent folk go to get their oats.

>>38043677
wow. fuck muslims
where are you from fellow robot?
i have bad experiences with them too

>>38043722
Germany
whats your experience?

>that kid who died and everyone was sad for and supposedly hung around us but I still have no fucking clue 12 years later who he was

>that tall kid who stopped growing after seventh grade and he became short in comparison to the rest of the class

>>38043677
maybe your friend was a pussy. If you can't beat up some manlet little sand niggers, I dunno what to say. Liberals are giant pussies and won't stand up for anyone but coloreds.

>>38042677
kek i knew a few of these kids

>>38043753
wow
i thought it was germany
refuge stabbed girl in my town after she didnt want to be with him

>that kid who sat infront of the bus with all the cute girls

>that kid who punched the security guard because he told him to go to the back of the line

>>38043797
we were in 5 grade nigga what do you expect? some hung straight bodybuilders?

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>>38043443
>that kid who uses reddit spacing

>>38043849
that last kid sounds black or mexican

>>38043717
I've stumbled on more than one oat sowing event in the park. It had lots of trees and brush.

>>38043677
did the sand people get deported/death sentence or sent to prison?

>>38043677
>be me
>live in Poland
>no rapefuges
>if they ever show up and start causing problems there will be muslim purge
feels good man

>>38043879

What's the sauciest?

I've seen woodland oat sowing involving a fat man, and some really athletic woman. He looked like he was gonna snap her spine with his weight.

>>38043677
What happened to the sand-nogs?

>>38043902
lucky fuck, salem just got a boat full of these shit skins

>that kid who went into the forest by our school during a wind storm and fucking died

>>38043753
god damn i hate those fucking sand niggers always coming in groups
stock up guns and ammo for the upcoming racewar
we will claim our country back

>>38043886
nah just psych ward cause mush children and muh terror
>>38043902
>tfw there is atleast one country who says fuck you to refuges
will you take me in anon? I have a steady job and good banter skills

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>that kid who wore a full ghillie suit to school at least once a week

>>38043855
oh well that makes more sense tbqh. what happened to the nigs?

>>38043923
>>38044007
psychward or mental hospital don't know how it is called in englisch

>that kid who gave a ring to the girl he liked in 1st grade
>that kid who always said his lungs were the size of golf balls to justify being shit at running
>that kid who almost hit a teacher because she was being an utter bitch
That kid was me
I somehow wasn't in a special ed class

>>38043909
It was just random people bumping uglies in a park. I didn't stick around and listen in.

Sauciest was when I went in there with a girl from church.

>>38044086

Blimey, was she loving it?

>>38044085
it was me besides the second one

>that kid who got drunk in school toilet in elementary school

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>that kid who would watch his friends log into runescape and figure out their password then go on their account and have drop parties with their bank
that kid was me

>>38044152
Ba da bup bup baaaa

>that kid who always said memes out loud and pretended like it were her jokes
>that kid who wanted to get facial asianisation surgery and then go to korea to become an idol

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>that girl who was openly furry and would roleplay as a dog in the library

Marching Band
>that kid who would scream "fuck niggers" when a black player scored
>that kid who brought a confederate flag to school and hung it in the storage room
>that girl who slept with everybody in the band
>that lardass that gave the band a bad rep
>that kid who pretended to be literally black but was short and ginger
>that kid who made a kkk hood out of spare cloth
>those quiet girls who never spoke at all and called us racists
>the tall guy everybody tried to jump on
>the kid who pissed in a bottle so other members could bring it on a band trip
>the kid who sung nazi marches before every show
>the kid who brought and drunk vodka and tried to hang himself after being dumped
>those guys who made the trombones into a swastica
>the guy who grabbed everybody's ass
>the couple who had sex in the instrument room
>the kid who snitched on us to the administration

>>38042576
>that kid who always smelled like sausage
kek

>>38044259
I know that girl. She somehow managed to get a job at a daycare. She fucking wears it there.

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>>38044259
>mfw had a girl like that in my class and didn't realize how much i wanted this until after high school

>>38044259
lol I had one of those too

>that kid who filled a bottle with his pee and threw it at some kid during class
>that kid who snorted a popcorn kernel and had to get it removed by the nurse

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>that kid who called a black kid a nigger and got away with it
>tfw the principle was black and thought it wasnt a big deal
>tfw everybody else was pissed

>>38044259

Holy shit, I had one of those too. Why is this such a common occurance?

>that kid that got drunk on a schooltrip while everyone else was still sober
that kid was me

>>38043443
>that kid who wanted to impress stacy but ended up getting beat up by chad in the courtyard

Story?

>>38044057
Where do you live?
Originallo

>those kids who roleplayed as nazis
>principal got mad and asked them to stop
>next day: they pretend to be the red army
elementary school was probably the kekest time of my life

>>38044383
The chemicals in the water and food are fucking up our brains, some people are more susceptible than others.

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>>38042415
>that kid who you played chess with the teacher
>that kid that got to walk around the classroom while the teacher was talking just because he didn't want to deal with him
>that kid who kept punching the wall

>>38044503
still bretzel land called germany

>That kid who almost bled to dead during lunch after a chad stabbed him deep in the gut with a pen and he wouldn't have been in danger if we just called a teacher because instead of doing that we thought we could take care of it ourselves and ended up fucking up and making the wound ever bigger and we only called the teacher when he passed out
>Those jewish middle-eastern kids who got mad when you mistook them for muslims
>Those emo kids who would cut themselves and write in blood on the walls that didn't get suspended after the school realized they can't punish them because it's "a cry for help"
>Those kids who sucked each other off behind the bushes in lunch

>>38044576
>that kid who kept punching the wall
that was me

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That kid who was caught watching JOHNNY TEST PORN in class

>That weird ugly kid who obsesses over a new girl every month and creepily stares at her and sometimes makes photos

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>that kid who called the teacher dad

>that Mexican kid who dyed his hair silver and straightened it
>that kid who talked in a British accent and wore a cowboy hat every day
>those kids who shared a gallon of chocolate ice cream and ate it with their hands, kneeling on the ground around it
>that kid that carried a Beats pill everywhere

>that kid that got caught jerking it in the bathroom by a teacher
>that same kid who tried to the teacher with his pants still down
>that kid no one picked on for fear of pushing him over the edge

>>38044791
>That kid who talked in a British accent and wore a cowboy hat every day
That's really weird

got any stories anon?

>>38043171
literally my gaming friend with his abitur this year got exactly 100 out of 100 to pass

>>38044846
well the ice cream one was a group in my marching band...that I was a part of
British kid loved Doctor Who. Would quote the typical catch phrases and probably had a Sonic screwdriver on him at all times. Dress shirt and bowties all the time. Your average high school gentlesperg. He probably graduated this year. Hope he's alright

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>>38042415
>that kid who set off a stink bomb in the boys locker room
>that girl who left a bloody tampon on another girls doorstep
>those girls who would kick the same guy in the nuts everyday
>that kid who would laugh every time they got hit
>that girl who people thought got pregnant but she just gained a bunch of weight over the summer
>that guy who threw a thong in the hallway
>that kid who would watch sitcoms in computer class
>that teacher who beat a computer with a hammer
>that kid who ate cheese and ketchup sandwiches
>that female teacher who molested a female student
>that guy who wore fox ears and a fox tail every day
>that kid who was placed in special needs because they were really shy and didn't talk to anyone

>that kid who was extremely pasty to the point he genuinely ill and got seriously bullied for it.

>that same kid who died his hair black in an attempt to give colour to his otherwise ghostly complextion, only for it to exacerbate his pale face.

>that same kid who's pale blonde roots started showing leaving essentially a black rim to his fine flat hair.

He was weird, but I felt sorry for him.

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>that kid who got food stuck in his nose

>that kid that ate a worm for a dollar, then never got the dollar
>that kid who got caught with a photo album of creep shots of a female classmate
>that kid who kept getting his gym clothes stolen
>that kid who would play mobile mobas on his ipad at lunch
>that kid who always groped people in the locker room, and one day he got knocked the fuck out for it

>>38044946
>that female teacher who molested a female student
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38042415
>That kid who bemoaned his loserdom on some Mongolian basket-weaving eWorld club rather than meeting his daily quota of premium membership sales and customer feedback surveys.

>>38042985
>that kid who couldn't tie his shoes
i still dont know how

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>That kid who was unremarkable in basically every way and ignored by everyone

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>>38044639
I thought I was the only one
I got caught with something like this in humanities

>that one kid who would stab himself with pencils, scissors, staples, etc, and would do nothing but talk about space donkeys
And someone let this kid take flying lessons and become a pilot

>That kid that was called an African slave by his crush for a psychology project

Im paki and the teacher laughed at me afterwords

>that one kid who would shit his pants when someone spin a scissor around his finger

>That Hasidic Jewish kid in your neighborhood who would blatantly talk shit because his parents conspired with the other local Jewish parents to take over your district's school-board so they could tank funding to the public schools because they didn't want to pay taxes toward them in conjunction with the tuition that they were paying to send their own kids to the private Jewish schools, ruining your and every other non-Jewish kid's education
>That kid who beat the living shit out of the shit-talking Jewish kid and was convicted of a hate crime

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>that kid who once wore an iron cross to school
>that kid who tries to joke about "kikes" in sociology class
>that kid who talks about genociding muslims and jews but cant stand the sight of blood

my brother

>>38044376
>That black kid who accused a white kid of calling him a nigger when he really didn't and everyone knew he didn't
>The white kid got in a load of trouble over it because none of the teachers or administrators were willing to take the risk of accusing the black kid of lying

>>38043629
Sparks Middle School?

>>38045331
Please do what you can to get him to stop acting like this. We don't need more dumbass nazis. Unless you're one too, in which case get in a car with him and drive it off a bridge

>>38045374
go neck yourself

>that autistic kid who had really bad allergies and would carry around a box of tissues and would blow his nose so loud he'd have to go into the hallway then he would disappear
>that autistic kid who always made fun of the chads and the chads would never know how to counter
>that kid who had beef with the black kid who got held back 2 years and put a sign on the door of the classroom that said "whites only"
>that kid who got arrested for having a half O of weed in his locker
>those kids who drank moonshine first and second period and were noticeably drunk at 9am
>that kid who knew how to get onto youtube and watch videos even though the school blocked youtube

>that kid who dated a special ed girl and got let out of class early to sit with her because she'd go into retard hulk mode if he didnt

that kid was me

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>>38045374
i'm not a nazi. i also have actually thought about how i could stop his bullshit, but haven't actualized it. i'd still totally drive off a bridge in a car with him though regardless of myself not being a nazi.

> that kid who said brb to their friend and walked away

>>38044946
>that female teacher who molested a female student
Story?

>that kid who did fuck all in class but passed all of them anyways because he got an A on almost every exam

>>38045452
Now that is interesting

>>38045454
Make him read books that aren't Mein Kampf or holocaust denial horseshit

>That kid that stole the Mayor's prized pumpkin during Halloween and threw it into traffic.
>That kid that put a beer can into a brown paper bag and drank it during lunch everyday and was never caught.
>That kid that went to school for the first month and then disappeared for the next three. He came back in January but left after one week and was never seen again.
>That kid that went to jail and was put in the same unit as his Dad.
>That kid that unplugged all the buses at night when they were charging so school had to be cancelled.

>>38045624
>mayor's prized pumpkin

what?

>That exchange student from Korea who came in halfway through the year and could barely speak English
>The (mostly black) football players would sit with him at lunch and ask him how to say nasty sexual shit in Korean
>He told me later that he was actually telling them how to say stuff like "I am an ugly nigger"

>>38045471
There were rumors circling around my middle school that one of the female students had been molested by our teacher. They were never able to prove anything but it was super believable as the teacher was almost 40 and had never been married before. To this day pretty much everyone still thinks it happened. The girl ended up a lesbian too which makes it even more plausible.

>That kid who didn't feel pain when you kick or punch him in the ballsack
>That kid who wore a jacket all the time even on hot days
>That kid who was found dead in a bush
>That kid who drew a huge dick on a wall on the last day with spray paint

>>38045634
There is a county contest every year to see who can grow the best pumpkin. He won and was so proud he left it on his front porch. Someone came by on Halloween and took it. It was a big pumpkin too and probably weighed a couple hundred pounds. The remains of the smashed pumpkin were visible on the road for the next week. He hasn't won since.

>that kid who talked about guns and joining the army all the time
>that kid that told you that he would spare you if he ever shot up the class

You were a chill dude Josh just crazy as fuck.

>>38045506
That was me, learn2learn brainlet

>That kid who cut a classmate's hand with scissors
>That kid who acted stupid for no reason trough elementary school
>That kid who got a crush on a emo girl and everyone picked on him
>That kid who hided from the teacher frequently
That kid was me

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>>38044946
>>those girls who would kick the same guy in the nuts everyday
>>that kid who would laugh every time they got hit
This happened to me in elementary and middle school along with regular punches.

>that kid who only answered one question on his IT exam and it said "the niggers did it"

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>>38045932
>>that kid who talked about guns and joining the army all the time
>mfw I did this but I never once wanted to shoot up the school but it was a common joke of me being a possible school shooter

>that kid who would always die his hair different colors but not bleach is hair before changing colors and never washed his hair so it turned into a grey-blue-green dish rag

>that kid who drafted a fake suicide note as a joke and it turned into a police investigation

>that kid who would draw swastikas every chance he could

>that kid who was suspended and revoked of his student council membership because he posed as the vice principal online and told people to come to his office

>that girl who would always drop tampons in the hall as a joke

>that kid who was high as fuck and told everyone she had pink eye as an explanation for her eyes being red


i was the kid who posed as the vice principal. don't regret shit, the district had to send out a news letter explaining that it was some kid fucking around and not the actual v.p. because the idiots in my school actually thought it was him, they went to his office and everything

>That poor kid who never cooked in Food Tech/Home Economics due to being poor as fuck.
>That kid who pretended to tie his shoes during sports to avoid doing it

>>38042576
>That kid who died of cancer out of nowhere
I was that kid

>>38042775
But that's not 30 is it?

>>38045624
lol hows life in Nebraska treating you

>that fat chick that would be really attractive if she lost weight
>that chick that would always grab her boobs in class
>that kid who died in a car accident
>that kid who would only squat in his chair
>that kid who could fly a plane
>that kid who's parents + all of their extended family would show up to school only events
>that kid who was an ironic commie but was
>that kid who was funny but was really mean to the teacher
>that chick who transferred schools to be with her boyfriend
>that manlet with the glasses, America shirts and a shitty numale haircut
>that kid who did porn commissions
>that kid who tried to sell bootleg DVDs in 2008

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>>38046501
>That kid who pretended to tie his shoes during sports to avoid doing it

that was me in 7th grade track, unbearable

>>38042677
>When that kid kept doing it through high school and I got sick of my seldom used poop palace getting flooded, so I told my PE teacher and the kid got expelled just before senior year.

Fuck you Dylan, you little manlet turd. He was also the kid that always wore an oversized military jacket and smelled like piss.

>>38045624
Wait buses charge?

>>38045026
>mobile mobas
You mean those janky Chinese ones? Why would he do it to himself?

>that kid who threw a molotov at the school
>that kid who organized a riot in gym class
>that chad who yelled "faggot" over and over again at the gay kid during the school play
>that furry kid who dropped his folder on the floor, which exploded into a tidal-wave of poorly drawn yiff
>that chubby gay in the choir who carried around pocket bible
>that kid who would throw 20 milk cartons into his backpack everyday at lunch
>that scrawny autistic kid who got always talked about shooting up the school, memes, and adolf hitler
>that special ed kid who twirled his fingers around and screeched in the hallway
>that guitarist kid who wore a fedora and played metallica at lunch
>that furry girl who sold knives in the courtyard
>that kid who shit himself, smiling and laughing, in shop class
>that kid who injected a syringe full of milk into another kids arm and said it was heroin
>that kid we called boots who rapped in the hallways, wore 7 different pairs of cowboy boots, and threatened to shoot a chad
>that anarchist kid who failed basic math 3 times
>that kid with the fucked up eye who called everybody a nigger

>>38042515
>that kid who left a stink bomb in the auditorium during an announcement

>that kid who sprayed fart spray in the halls in brethren classes

>>38047060
>that kid who injected a syringe full of milk into another kids arm and said it was heroin
So how did that end?

>that kid who asked people to dare him to fap on the toilet paper dispenser
>mfw he did it

>>38047120
I really don't know the full story
I think the school had the kid who got milk injected into him tested and had the police test the syringe for heroin and just found milk
The dude was expelled for a long time though

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>That kid who asked me to kill someone on three separate occasions
>That kid who threw his filthy jacket at someone
>That kid who made sure to tell me he was a brony several times
>That kid who kept stabbing his desk, constantly showing me how sharp his pencil was and telling me how he wished the desk was someone he hated
>That kid who got a 30 on the ACT and mentioned it damn near every day
>That kid who kept making Illuminati jokes whenever I drew eyes (which I did a lot as practice) despite the joke being dead
>That kid who had 3 breakdowns during class
>That kid who told me he had "asparagus" and deepthroated his pencil at the speed of sound
>That kid who constantly repeated himself

All the same kid. I pitied him, since I was just as obnoxious as he was two years earlier as a sophomore, but he was irredeemably disliked by most of the student population, myself included. I had to sit next to him for 6 months in one of the two classes I had with him.

>>38047302
>tfw had a similar that kid who thought I was his best friend and wouldn't leave me alone

>That kid who constantly drew in class and still managed to pass with A's and B's despite neglecting half of the content
That was me

>>38047120
Probably poorIy?

>that kid who would hold their bladder in till they had to cross there legs and alittle came out, causing a wet spot to appear, having to use a backpack or book to hide it.

>Those two black kids who got in a fight over a chicken nugget

>>38047357
>that kid who was asleep in the back row for most classes
>that kid who the teachers tried to whip into shape by waking them up and asking them a question
>that kid who answered all their questions with the correct answers
>that kid who stopped getting woken up and asked questions
>that kid who got A's and B's
I was that kid. The trick is to only partially fall asleep, staying conscious enough that you hear everything while still resting.

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>that kid who did his own rendition of the Spartan king's speech in 300 before a cross country race

>>38047060
Vol. II
>that lesbian who cried everyday at lunch
>that fat autist who played with 80s mlp toys during study hall but still got a gf
>that black kid who sang opera in spanish class
>that kid who always talked about Che Guevara and how wonderful communism is
>that white nationalist who played classic fallout in the bathroom
>those 9 black kids at lunch who did nothing but call eachother "bitch niggas" for 3 weeks until one of them fought the another at a gas station
>that kid who wore the same clothes every day and smelled like shit, so another kid wore a gas mask to class everyday, but the teacher didn't do anything about it
>that fat black kid who made friends with everyone just so after a week or two he could give them his mixtape
>that autistic kid who drew guitar hero screenshots on office paper and bragged about his "combuter procksees"
>that kid who would record himself going up to girls and farting on them
>that obese girl who tried to date everyone and showed off the cuts on her wrists to everybody
>that girl who came out as gay after sucking 3 people off
>that kid who owned 17 anime figures and would bring them to school and showcase them on his desk

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>>38047060
>shop class
What's the duck murica

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>that kid who organized a gang and even claimed a territory for it in elementary school
>that kid who brought airsoft guns to school
>that kid who was a good student but always had atleast two fights per year
>that kid who told you he is a jew every time he had a chance
>that kid who always played with the girls
>that fat kid who always smelled like shit
>that kid who got expelled just after a month
>that gypsy kid who claimed not to be a gypsy at all
>that kid who locked in the principal because the keys were left in the lock of the office's door
>that kid who got away with every single thing he did
>that kid who threw an icy snowball directly into the teacher's face (we weren't allowed to go out at winter from that point)
>that kid who claimed to be a werewolf
>those kids who went to the bathroom to stick on shitty temporary tattoos secretly

>that kid who would say 'BRB" in real life and then stay totally still like he was AFKing
it was fucking surreal

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>>38045564
>Never forget the six gorrilon

>>38047897
Like wood stuff, do you not have that in wherever you are?

>>38045564
I'll keep this brief, but I personally believe the holocaust happened, but nowhere near the scale in which it is reported. Like, just a couple thousand, maybe.
Labor camps =/= death camp,s but your professor told you differently.

>>38047060
>>that kid we called boots who rapped in the hallways, wore 7 different pairs of cowboy boots, and threatened to shoot a chad
B A S E D B O O T S

>>38048021
Ohh lol we have that I just tought they teach you how to buy things in a shop and for an A+ you have to present a perfect shart in mart

>>38048059
Oh we have that too, obviously.

>that kid that watches porn and ISIS executions in the middle of class
>that kid that always did a retard impression every time someone said anything remotely bad about him

>>38047120
OKAY LISTEN MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THIS. I didn't stab him with the needle, I squirted him with it. And that's all because he got my ex-girlfriend to punch me it's a long story.

>That kid who you thought was gay but then brought a girl to prom
>That kid who would always say hi to you and knew your name even though you'd never met him before.