R.I.P. Roasties

Until that blowjob machine can cuddle with you, clean your house and make you a sandwich women will still be mildly useful.

>the end is nye
You mean nigh. But nice plastic companion, anon.

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Tell me more about this machine. It's usb powered?

I don't know why any women would be against sex toys and sex bots. Keeps the kind of guys that would never be an option satisfied, might cut down on rape. Regular people could use them too, but I can't see it becoming as normalized as a vibrator.

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>>38036592
Nah. He was right. The IS Nye.

>>38036608
Seconding this. Do you have a link perhaps?

>>38036571
I'm perfectly fine with guys using sex toys, I'd encourage it even, it's retarded that men are shamed for it.

who's in that vid? Looks good.

>>38036640
I don't think we are really shamed for it. I'd own one if I wasn't embarrassed about getting caught with it. I live at home... at 30....

>>38036725
I mean, compared to girls you kinda are? If I own a massager/dildo/whatever I'm "sex positive" or "empowered". Guys are kinda seen as weird (or possibly even gay, depending on the toy) for it. Mostly by other guys of course, but still.

>>38036640
Let's be honest here, have you ever heard of decent men owning a fleshlight? It's like admitting failure to me.

>>38036719
Xev and Princess Leia. Enjoy it lad.

>>38036759
Ah, yeah, you're right. I didn't consider the butt plug since I'm not really into that. I think a fleshlight wouldn't be considered gay though. Not really sure what else we have other than fleshlights, not counting esoteric japanese stuff.

Do you just buy your toys off Amazon or something?

>>38036848
I don't know any guy who owns a fleshlight, at least not to my knowledge - but that's exactly what I mean, it's like it's a shameful dirty little secret.

>>38036866
No expert on male toys obviously but there's these, whatever dick rings that vibrate, right?

Yeah, I just have one because I still live at home and have two sisters, but I bought it on Amazon. A Japanese massager wand, nothing fancy but works.

>>38036906
Oh yeah the vibrating rings. I wonder if that feels good.

How long does it take for you to climax with the wand? You don't like a dildo/penetration?

>>38036931
I'm not sure about the rings, aren't dicks mostly sensitive on the head part?

Varies, mostly depending on how horny I am when I start (and which setting I use of course), but usually something like 10 minutes for my first one. It's pretty good.
I don't mind penetration but orgasming vaginally is really tricky to me so I don't really try it often, and thought for my first toy, I'd rather have something for clitoral stimulation. Although a proper G-spot vibrator would probably help, but the one I'd want is pricey.

>>38036987
Yeah, on the bottom side of the start of the head is our equivalent of the clit. Like where the mushroom starts. The base isn't very sensitive, but maybe it radiates up really well.

Vaginas must be like penis shafts where there aren't as many nerves. Male "g spot" is supposed to be the prostate but I've never had much luck making that feel good.

How expensive is the gspot vibrator? Which one is it?

>>38036611
This. Also betacucks would be occupied with the sexbots and not go on elliot rodgers shootings. Chads will still participate in the dating game because only by being able to get a "real woman", can you prove your worth and social status. Seems like a win-win for everyone. Although there will still some betas whining about how they can't get "real women", and sexbots don't count because those are easily purchasable and thus do not validate their self-worth (replace "sexbots" with "hookers" and realize people here are whining about hookers that way in current year)

>>38036571
>3d porn
Please kill yourself

I'm trying to do nofap, hoping it cures my ED desu. Ran out of extreme stuff to do.

>>38037085
Yeah, the penis is just a large clit more or less so that makes sense.
Yeah, just penetration doesn't feel as good, but being "full" kinda does. Gspot stimulation is pretty tricky, and it's not like a magical orgasm button, sadly.

I'd want something from Lelo, either the Elise or the Soraya. It's like 200 bucks.

>>38037294
I wonder if feeling full feels good because it seems hot/arising/sexual or if it is a nerve ending thing.

The Soraya looks like you have to have the whole thing in to touch the clit. I wonder if the Elise would be better since you could go in and out with the vibrator while holding your current wand on the clit.

>9.5 inches
feels bad being a cocklet at 5.5" :o/

>>38036571
sauce on that video
original

>>38037427
Yeah I think the Elise 2 is the better choice too, pretty sure I couldn't even take the whole Soraya to get proper clit stim out of it.
Where are you getting 9.5 from? The Elise 2 is 8.7in altogether, of which 5.1 are insertible, which seems pretty much perfect to me personally.

>>38036571
what if it malfunctions and kills our benis?

>>38036584
>clean your house and make you a sandwich women will still be mildly useful.
roasties are none of these things. they expect you to cook and clean for them. it's better to have a maid if you want somebody to take care of you cause it's cheaper than dating a roastie

>>38036584
That what a male roommate is for.

>>38037491
I must have misread the line or it was box dimensions.

Well if you are in Miami and want a real one.... I'm white, clean, thin, not-bitter, and employed.

>>38036571
wow those girls are really fucking ugly

>>38037542
I'm on another continent, and gay, but I appreciate the offer.
Well, and you probably don't vibrate.

>>38036571
Where can I get one? Please share more info

>>38036571
OP WHAT IS THAT VIDEO. PLEASE RESPOND. ITS SO HOT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. IT'S THE VID WHERE THEY SUCK THEIR DADS COCK RIGHT? PLEASE LINK ME. PLEASE!!!!

>>38037582
Bummer. We could put one of those vibrating cock rings on. What kind of girls are you into?

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>>38037629
I don't have "a type" as such but if I could build my ideal gf, she'd be a qt, sporty redhead, a little on the tomboyish side but still feminine. Not a titcow.

>>38036584
This is the unfortunate truth.

Women provide more than just sex. Replacing them is going to be a lot of work.

Emotional intimacy feels good to humans.

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>>38037605
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>being this desperate

>>38037669
How did you end up on r9k les-anonette?

>>38037540
Thats FucKing gay to cuddle with another man.

>>38036571
please op whats that video? i know the 2 girls but i want the actual video without searching

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>>38037671
>Emotional intimacy feels good to humans.
I've gotten to the point where I just want to cuddle more than anything else. I'm starved for affection way more than sex.

>>38037687
From habit, I guess. I've been on 4chan since I was like 14 and I always enjoyed the anonymous discussion, even if it's mostly shitposting. And when /r9k/ got re-added (and /b/ went even further down the drain) I started lurking here often.

>>38037700
Well you can keep being an oxytocin deprived sadboi if you prefer that. What's wrong with cuddling with a male friend in the privacy of your room?

>>38037723
Do you think I'll ever make it, anon? :o/ I'm trying really hard. I lost weight, I'm thin now. I got a good job, even making good money now. I just can't socialize or find someone to love/love me.

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>>38037732
Because it's fucking gay that's why. I'm not deprived of cuddling, unlike you I actually do have a girlfriend. Yes I don't belong here either.

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>>38037678
FUCK YOU YOU GOT ME HAPPY I THOUGHT HE SENT THE LINK

YES I AM DESPERATE. THAT VIDEO IS SO HOT AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT ANYMORE!

>>38037774
then why are you here? fuck off

>>38037774
Then get the fuck out and stop lecturing me about shit you don't know, you fucking idiot.

>>38037732
I feel like that might lead to a blowjob

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>>38037757
Sure, we're all gonna make it anon.

>>38037808
You're a kind anon. I wish you luck and a great future. Hope you get that fancy sex toy too!

>>38037827
T-thanks anon. You have a nice day too. The toy is more of a far away idea for now but it's on the wishlist.

>>38037774
get the fuck out of here asshole

>>38037787
HAHAHAHHA HE FELL FOR IT

>>38037787
the video says "princess lia" on the bottom try searching that

>>38037967
can't find it :( I hope he posts the link

>>38036759
>Mostly by other guys of course, but still.

you were right up until here. Women absolutely look down more on men than women for this shit

and why do we still not have the name for this thing???

>>38036584
lol no
Enjoy becoming as irrelevant as your standard robot you fucking roastie

>>38038116
You think so? I don't know honestly, I personally don't see a problem with it but I've heard from guys (online) that they think it's gross or for men who can't 'get any'. Like it's this whole powerplay, dick-measuring thing for guys.

>>38038213
>I personally don't see a problem with it but I've heard from guys (online) that they think it's gross or for men who can't 'get any'

is that mainly on social media? because the guys who say it there mostly do it for social points from women imo

>>38038240
No, I don't even have any social media, I've mostly talked about it either on 4chan or omegle.

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>>38036571
Nigga got his dick sucked by some jayjay the jet plane looking motherfucker

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Do you think they could do a custom one without lipstick and in grey? Got me a choo choo fetish.

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>>38038546
Fug im almost about to break my nofap.

>>38038362
>>38038546
>>38038590
well thanks for ruining any chance of me buying a lip-shaped fleshlight. why do I even come here?

>>38036584
Learn to do those things yourself you fucking manchild.

>>38038985
Share your autocuddling technique

>>38038362
>>38038546
>>38038590
>>38038819
KEK
top fucking stuff

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A mouth flesh light is one of the stupidest things you can buy.
It would need to have teeth, a moving tongue, lips that can pucker, and suction to accurately depict how a blow job feels.

It doesn't feel like a fucking blow job at all it feels more like a pussy.
Blowjobs are something that has a very distinct feeling that is hard to replicate

>>38036571
The mouth fleshlights never fail to creep me out honestly

I still want a butthole one tho

>>38037671

>Women provide more than just sex
Roastie Internet Defense Force please go, once we develop artificial wombs to go with the sexbots your entire meme gender will be obsolete

>>38039634
Please, Just because you personally don't know what it's like to be with a girl doesn't make being with them not nice.

>>38036719

Xev Bellringer, she has a video where she references tendies and good boy points.
>>>/gif/10841703

>>38036571
I'm kind of glad desu. I don't like being viewed in a sexual or romantic way I just want to stay at home, read books and draw pictures. Girls will also be catty toward me like I care about flirting with their uggo bfs and would rather be their friend. Comfy virgin NEET life with no male interaction when?

Anon, nobody actually give a fuck that people who can't get laid use toys and dolls to compensate.

Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean that the vast majority of people worldwide can't as well, you first world baby with your first world problems and first world opinions. Stop living in your head, you big baby.

Also, congratulations, the entire world is very happy for you.

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>>38038590
Sexy a.f. Thomas fleshlight when?

>>38036571
Yet you still needed to watch porn while doing it? This is where having a real girl is better. You don't need the porn when it's happening in front of your eyes. Plus they can jerk you off while sucking on your nuts.

>>38040044
The tank engine? The Future Is Now.

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>>38038362
WHO COULD RESIST

oraginel

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>>38036584

financially it isn't worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHIGYgDvsI

stay single and treat yourself every once and a while.

>>38036848

all guys jack off and even use toys. how many people keep their sex toys out for everyone to see?

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>It was the most amazing 2 minutes of my life.

>>38036584
I Can do all that and pay some one to do that while fucking me.
But I can still but a 20 dollar rubber sleeve and its the same as a vagina.
Women are nothing but cum rags and cum dumps.

>>38036719
>>38039712

All of Xev's porn is available to torrent on /t/
>>>/t/766414

>>38036571
>another autist purged from the gene pool
God bless technology.

>>38036571
Do you kiss it after you use it? I would.

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>>38036571
>two minutes
I'll never see my sides again kek, are there really faggots that nut this fast on this earth?

>>38040898
I can prolong my nut for as long as I want. Why would I want to last longer if im just using a toy?