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That one time I bought a hooker 2017-06-29 01:01:40 Post No. 38036292
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> 2009, the smell of Obama was still fresh
> Have extra cash
> Be robot, 20 years old
> no sexy time for me #loser
> find out about online whores
> goto craigslist
> $100 for sexy time?
yesplease.mp3
> get to whores house
> shes all like "give me money and get naked."
> "ok"
> pay her $120, tip her cause I'm nice
> get naked
> "eww anon, your dick smells you gotta leave"
> leave
> cry on my way home smoking cigs
...and that was my first sexual experience.
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>>38036292
Did you get your money back at least?
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>>38036309
NO but I stopped at McDonalds and got a fudge sundae on the way back, it cheered me up.
Vivid memories. I should learn to shower.
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>>38036333
>learn to shower
Explain yourself
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>>38036333
>I should learn to shower
you didn't think that that was obvious before hand?
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>>38037487
I paid her to fuck me not bathe me. Should have given her an extra $20
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>>38037510
wrong answer
wash your dick and arse
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>>38037554
to be perfectly honest, my cheesy penis probably prevented me from getting an STD that day...
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>>38037587
You'd be wearing a condom during the intercourse, and unless she had a cut on the inside of her mouth, the chances of STD infection from oral are minimal.
You lucked out on getting laid son, because you don't practice proper hygiene.
And just fyi, people can smell it even if your clothes are on. Please consider showering and washing your junk, if only for your own sake.
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