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Closest you've been to have sex?
>23 y/o virgin
>be summer 5 years ago
>be at onetis' place
>7/10 girl, was a 10/10 qt emo but kept getting more Stacy like
>le friendzoned because I never really made a move, late bloomer and aspergers
>best and only friend I've ever had so I don't really mind
>partying the whole day
>party get's pretty big later that night
>times goes on and we both get a bit drunk
>we go outside because she needed me as company while she smokes a cig
>she recently had breast implants, which ruined her best feature imo, her flat chest
>she starts talking about them
>I say "c-c-can I touch them" as a joke
>she takes my hand and places them on one of her tits
>slightboner.jpg
>never felt a tit before
>feel them and squeeze them for a bit and tell her they feel good
>bites her lip and look up at me with fuck me eyes
>talks about her tits for a while
>smalltalk goes on
>she asks me if I wanna smoke some weed, which I haven't done before
>also I know weed is a red flag but I didn't know any better back them
>she goes to get her stash, comes back with a pretty thick joint
>another guy joins and we smoke up
>feels high for the first time and it's honestly felt great
>we go inside again to continue partying
>some huge guy comes up to me with tequila and asks me if I want some
>I say yes even though I don't like strong drinks
>take 2 shots and completely forget everything from that point on
>faint memory of onetis leading me upstairs but we both collapse in laughter
>faint memory of making out with her
>wake up almost naked infront of a toilet full of puke
>get up, drink some water and go to the nearest bed I see
>talk to her the day after and I said I don't remember anything
>she said that right after we got high she asked me if I wanted to go to bed with her, but as soon as we entered her room I ran to the bathroom, puked and blacked out
>I pretend laugh it off, but inside it hurts
>almost had sex with my onetis
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>>38034548
Why didn't you push for it after, anon?
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>>38034599
I tried but she didn't seem interested
I even tried to make her come to another party with me becuase being drunk helps but she didn't want to
After I while I just gave up and I haven't talked to her in years
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>>38034626
The above is OK. But this hurts. I am sorry :(
Mixing weed and hard alcohol is never a good idea.
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>>38034646
issa fuckin great combo
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I've had sex six or seven times :)
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>>38034548
So what you're saying is, before that night you had never felt a boob, and after that night you have felt a sack of silicon, but still haven't felt a boob?
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>>38034548
>tfw not a virgin
Thank god
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>>38034548
Lost my virginity at 16 or 17. Could have lost it at 13 but was a pussy
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>be me
>grill wants the D
>we get naked
>she hands me a condom
>realize she's a random skank going to take my virginity
>thisisbad.jpg
>manage to cum in the condom immediately after putting it on
>turn to her and smile and say "ermm, this never happened before"
>she screams aloud
>get dressend and run away
this happened some 11 years ago, when we were both 26.
I'm still virgin, and never regret about that day.
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>>38035641
HAHAHAHAHAHAH PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL. YOU CAME IN A CONDOM JUST PUTTING IT ON HAHAHAHAHA
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>>38035418
>>38035620
>>38035637
GET OUT GET OUT GEEET OOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
GO BACK TO /B/, REDDIT FACEBOOK OR WHATEVER HOLE YOU CAME FROM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I held a girl's hand at a dance and looked her in the eyes. We also exchanged a few words so I guess you could say I'm Chad incarnate
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>>38035841
Why don't you just lose your virginity bro?
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>>38035885
>baitposting
enjoy your ban, faggot
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>>38034548
I came this close
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>>38034548
I went on Second Life and played as a female, begged some guys to rape me, and eventually got raped in an RP session in the middle of the Amazon. It wasn't gay as I was a woman. Since then I have had hunter females also rape me, so I have had sex with some girls who used strap-ons on me.
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>>38035909
It's a legit question. If your virginity bothers you so much just go and get laid
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I've only gotten my dick sucked by two dudes. Tried fucking one in the ass, but got turned off from his bush. I'm not good with women. Not gay either, was just curious.
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Why are there so many fucking normies here now? I left for a few months and it just got worse
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>>38036000
If being a normie means getting laid then why would I not want to be one? Makes no sense.
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>>38036000
>>38036024
>Normie : an individual that is satisfied in most or every aspect of his or her life and peers are satisfied with the individual's accomplishments. The individual is capable of having healthy relationships of all types (work relationships, personal relationships, social relationships etc.)
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>>38036044
Cool. So by this definition I'm not a normie, I just fuck women, take drugs, get drunk and waste my life.
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When I was 16, went over to this girls house who I liked when her parents weren't home, we made out a lot and I was laying on top of her on her bed. I said some shit like "you don't even know how hard I'm gonna fuck you", basically dry humping at this point, she got really horny. She put her hands on my dick over my pants and started rubbing. I turned her on her back and said, "Tell me how bad you want it." She started taking her pants off and pushed me on the bed and started riding me in her panties and bra over my clothes. I pulled my pants off and she started stroking me dick and basically begged me to fuck her. Her parents walked through the front door at that point and we had to hurry to get dressed before they came in her room.
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>>38036069
>I'm not a normie
>I just fuck women, take drugs
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>>38036105
>Anon gives definition
>It doesn't fit me
>B-BUT YOU'RE STILL A NORMIE
Whatever loser. All true robots take drugs and drink anyway.
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>>38036125
>All true robots take drugs and drink anyway
>true robobts
"true robots" don't have the health capable to endure such things
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>>38036153
True robots aren't disabled genetic failures. They're just fuck ups. Stop posting cartoons you sad cunt
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>>38036190
>True robots aren't disabled genetic failures
that's just what they are
>They're just fuck ups
that's a failed normie, just like you
>Stop posting cartoons you sad cunt
no
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>>38036226
Do you remember your first romance as a teen, anon?
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>>38036278
>Do you remember your first romance as a teen, anon?
If romance you mean being bullied for 5 years because I tried to make on move on a qt while I was in middle school then yes
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>>38034548
I want my V card back. I regret almost all the people I slept with.
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>>38036340
Sorry that happened to you anon. I was an awkward sperg at the beginning of high school and that happened to me. Whole year found out. Only a couple of people gave me shit for it though. Mostly her cousins. What do you look like now?
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>>38036422
>What do you look like now
I look okay, I've always looked okay but my head isn't okay
I'm actually autistic so I've never really had friends and stuff like bullying or teasing really brought me down and still do. High school and upper secondary was even worse
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>>38036475
>I'm actually autistic
I'd help if I could but I don't know what can be done to help that.
>stuff like bullying or teasing really brought me down and still do
I'm sorry for teasing you earlier anon. You didn't deserve it and you seem like a genuinely nice guy.
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If you took a naked woman and put her on one side of the Grand Canyon while I stood on the other side with my dick out, that would still be closer to sex than I have ever been.
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>>38034548
A girl pulled on my sleeve once at disneyland
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>>38034548
24y.o. KV here
>ask a girl who said she found me attractive to have sex with me
>she says no
>fucks someone else instead
>tfw no gf
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>>38034548
>>she recently had breast implants, which ruined her best feature imo, her flat chest
Why do girls do this? I find big tits disgusting, and many of my (male ofc) friends prefer flat/small too. Is it some weird female status symbol?
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>>38036507
>I don't know what can be done to help that.
there is no cure for autism
>I'm sorry for teasing you earlier anon. You didn't deserve it and you seem like a genuinely nice guy.
don't worry, it's the internet and everyone is anonymous here
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>>38036728
>I find big tits disgusting, and many of my (male ofc) friends prefer flat/small too. Is it some weird female status symbol?
dude, all you had to say was "i'm gay."
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>>38036728
>Is it some weird female status symbol
pretty much. And they blame men for unatrual beauty standars when it's they themselves who push this just for the opproval of other women.
Any woman can get laid regardles of what they look like, men can't
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>>38036814
Wrong, I'ma lolicon
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>>38036358
your existence proves that virginity is not an illness
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Friends in the dorm had a party, a really fat and ugly girl was invited. They all got drunk and started climbing that pig, I was disgusted and ran back to my room to play Heroes of Might and Magic 3.
>>38036885
fake loli is the worst!
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>>38037664
Teen/legal lolis are still cute ok
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>losing your virginity
>coming close to losing your virginity
I want normies to leave.
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>>38036190
Drugs are disgusting and you are a sick boring normie
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>>38038472
lmfao does the though of smoking a bowl make you feel icky you faggot?
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19 yo virgin here and the closest i got was touching a girls hand when she dropped something. I'm pathetic enough to cherish that memory.
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