A spider bit my dick when i was 5 and i can tell the future in

>>38033672
Will I ever get a black gf?

>>38033684
I will have to ask the spider gods if they know.

>>38033672
Was the spider radioactive?

>>38033672
Will I have finally cleaned my room by the end of this year?

>>38033672
Will I end up married to LD?
Will I ever get offered a blowjob again?
Will my endeavors with A be good or bad?

What will have happened to Bitcoin and other crypto currencies in 10 years?

>>38034152
Most likely not. If you havent now,you most likely wont later. Speaking from experience. It took me 7 literal years to get my room even semi presentable.

>>38034167
Happiness belongs to those who take it.

>>38034410
I will ask the spider gods for you.

>>38033672
Am I gay, bi, or just confused?
If gay or bi, could I pull off being a qt femboy or trap?
Will I ever be happy?

>>38034687
Go be a degenerate faggot somewhere else.

>>38034722
wew, I guess the spider gods must hate me

Anything noteworthy you've predicted?

>>38034731
Only if you can let yourself be happy.

>>38034750
Aside from me becoming president one day,nothing too special.

>>38033672
You know what I came here for, Spider-Shaman. Give me my prediction.

>>38034536
I never said nor implied that any of these things would make me happy. Are you sure it was a spider that bit you?

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Will I ever become wealthy enough to buy myself a castle like house

Will the George ever release the Winds of Winter?

>>38033672
will I ever meet a qt posh gf from england?

>>38033672
Seconding this please originally >>38034410