I'm a gay man and I have no clue why any man would want

>>38031304
Because I want my own kids, not some fetal alcohol syndrome chad-spawn that got dumped at the orphanage

>>38031304
It's simple, I'm not gay. Some people are gay, most aren't, that's life. I can't force myself to want gay sexy, sorry

>In before traps

Still gay

>>38031304

I wish I was gay. I really do. Give me the pills goyim give them to me.

>>38031304
Gaybot here. It baffles me as to why men continue to chase after women. They're pretty much awful and unless you want some kids they can do everything else for you a woman can.

Plus they're not going to give you shit for playing some vidya now and then.

>>38031304
Another fag boy here, completely agree desu

any time I see some fool in the rat race that is chasing after women I can't help but feel bad for them, yet at the same time it's kinda their fault completely

Because they have vaginas

>>38031711
Try surrogacy. You pay some chick to carry your kid and it can be cheaper than adopting

>>38031823
And they have assholes and mouths. Men have those too

>>38031304

Because you're screwed in either department if you want someone that'll actually stay loyal

I've never met a gay man that understood the concept of monogamy.

>>38031745
Try getting into traps or femboys or furry porn first and gradually ease into more gay stuff

I want to bad to be gay but I just hate the way men smell. What I learned recently which was surprising at first is that straight women actually love that man smell, even the haven't showered in 2 weeks rank BO stink that makes me want to gag, wets womens' panties.

>>38031856
>implying women are loyal at all

>>38031745
Sounds like you're already there cum boy

>>38031843
So you agree with him, no vagina

>>38031877
That's why I said you're screwed in either department, men or women

You illiterate fucking autist.

>>38031898
I don't get how one hole is different than another

>>38031304
Because not everyone's as mentally ill as you are, faggot. Stop forcing your delusional lifestyle on everyone.

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Men are fucking ugly. I honestly don't understand how women can be attracted to 90% of men. Most men are just not attractive in an objective way. Besides, women have vaginas.

>>38031304
Because I'm not a fag and women have vaginas.

>>38031921
>hole 1 designed for penis insertion
>hole 2 designed for waste expulsion
>"I don't get how one hole is different than another"
are you damaged, my lad

>>38031975
Your dick doesn't know. If you don't want it in the hole you can rub it between the two thighs

If girls don't like sex then how come my girl gets wet as fuck every time I touch her?
I can make her horny whenever I want in a minute or so.

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Enjoy your stds fegit

>>38032040
Then you're lucky

>>38032057
enjoy getting a vasectomy only to have it change the color of your women's child. Not stopping her from getting pregnant

>>38031304
>no condoms

Just you're standard fuck party bro.

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>tfw shy
>really submissive
>women never gave me any attention
>fapping to really gay stuff lately
s-should I try it in real life?

>>38032163
Yes. Assuming youre a virgin men will be all over you if you tell them

>>38032011
My dick will find out once it gets an STD

>>38032255
Women have STDs too

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>>38032179
are you saying I should try a long term commitment before losing my virginity?

>>38032306
Depends on what you want. Do you want love or sex?

>>38032284
More likely to get one fucking some man's shit hole than fucking a woman's reproductive organ

>>38032179

Not him, but does this only apply to tops and virgin bottoms? Twinks are qt but I wouldn't ever want to be with a masculine guy.

>>38032331
both...

oroginal

>>38032403
Probably desu. Gays don't have that high of standards compared to women either

>>38032444
Wanna get laid go to a club or bathhouse and wait for someone to approach you.

>>38032444
Wanna find love then wait for it. I've been waiting 27 years anon and I know someday I'll find the person. I don't whore myself out just to not become a virgin anymore either. It'll come...

>>38031304

It seems harder to find a gay relationship than a straight one.

Many gay people have STDs or shit personalities in general, most have annoying political beliefs.

Also if I had to guess the cute ones probably aren't interested in robots, and the ones that are interested in robots probably get off on how weak robots are.

The gay meme is shit desu.

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>>38032011
>Your dick doesn't know. If you don't want it in the hole you can rub it between the two thighs
u wot?
im uncut and I can tell the difference, faggot. a pussy is superior to a poophole. not only that, a horny bitch gives off an intoxicated smell that instantly gets you hard.
Mouth > Pussy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shitter
I only like mouth a little more because I don't do any work. I just sit back and relax. A faggot would expect me to suck him off afterwards or let him fuck me in the ass. Fuck that. I would rather eat/finger pussy or tell her to fuck off because im Chad and Chad doesn't let bitches tell him what to do.