>You are walking home with your robo-waifu, when a pack of

>>38025853
what the fuck.

Why would you make two of this thread? >>38024356 It's not even a good thread.

>not getting a waifu which has battle mode
My waifu would kill every Chad that crossed her path

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>>38025853
I'd go all john wick 2 on them.

Nobody fucks with my robo-waifu.

NOBODY.

>>38025871
this
>you are walking home with your gameboy color
>some older kids come up and take it from you
>they call you a nerd and smash it on the sidewalk
>what do you do?
tell your mom and get a new one, the miracle of technology

>>38025853
>you pick up your damaged girlfriend and princess-carry her home
>you lay her down on the repair bench
>as you lovingly tend to her injuries, she sobs and asks why someone would do such a thing unprovoked
>you do your best to explain human nature and how some people are simply evil
>after several hours of major and minor repairs, she looks almost good as new
>a few missing patches of synthskin, but you'll need to take her to a proper robotics shop tomorrow for that
>as you lie down in bed you wrap your arms around your girlfriend
>"I love you", you whisper
>"I love you too", is the last thing you hear as you drift off to sleep

>>38025853
Fortunately, as a BMW owner, I have loads of experience with fiddly electromechanical things breaking down. She'll be good as new in a jiffy.

>>38025853

Why would my robot GF not have "hitler-mode" pre-installed to gas anyone that tries to jew the beta-bux out of me?

Robots generally, I'd assume, can kill chad.

Tay will be revived one day.

repair her and use this as an excuse to install enhanced servo motors, as well as a hand to hand combat chip.

Probably overclock her and install Doom for good measure.

Go home, load my m4, load up several standard capacity magazines, put my plates in, load up my usp40 and several 13 round magazines, fill my jeep with gas and hunt down and kill each little fucking shit and ruin their families while im at it. Then ...probably kill myself too because itll be very loud and many authorities would be notified.

>>38025943
But >>38027292 is so much better
I would also do this with my gameboy if I could.

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>>38025853
Now what kind of man would attack another man's waifu when he has a gun?

>>38025853
>grab brick
>smash chad in the head
There

>>38027524
>Calm down bro! She's not real!

>>38027555
>Male-on-male rape ain't real too and that never stopped anyone from breaking your rectum.

>>38025853
I missed this thread anon, thanks

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>>38027495
God tier taste in books.

>>38026895
>Equating your waifu to a vehicle.
absolutely heretical anon

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yall just got infiltrated by a robotic killing machine

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>>38025853
>mfw robo waifu comes with built in flame thrower and hardened steel attachments

>>38025853
>file a police report for vandalism of property
>return home with robot
>lay her on table
>assess and remove damaged limbs
>search online for replacement limbs
>strap her to the table so she doesn't roll off and get more damaged
>break down damaged parts for scrap
>"it will be a few days until new parts come"
>see an ad pop up for updated model of my robot
>'synthetics have never been better!'
>look at my beaten down robo-waifu
>a few generations old now
>cancel order for parts
>Order newer robo-waifu
>she gives me a cherry smile unknowing of her fate
>unzip dick
>proceed to use her torso for my daily sexual release
>upon finishing she thanks me for buying parts to repair her
>I thank her for her months of service
>"wha-"
>power her down and watch the 'life' fade from her eyes
>give her a quick wipe down with cleaning wipes and post her for sale on craigslist
>chads get caught and I press charges
>get mad cash from settling and and good bit of change for scrapping old robofu
>get better robo-waifu
>begin testing her new features

>implying Chad could beat up my super strong robot girlfriend
Unless they're augmented. In which case I spike their neuropozyne with some poison.

Regardless Chad is a bro. He'd never do that.

>>38028564
>not sticking with your old model because you love her so much

anon...you are so cruel

>>38028564
>pop-up
>doesn't use adblock plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus...

>>38028656
In the end it's just nuts and bolts

New robo-waifu does everything that old model did with more elegance and features. I could just back her memory up and load it into the new model... but why put old software in cutting edge hardware?

>>38028746
The company that sells the replacement limbs and parts will always advertise their new models at check out, cant be avoided, but its effective advertising. Sometimes you just cant pass up the new models.

>>38028871
If you could just use her memory in the new model why didn't you tell her?

>implying memory of waifubots won't be able to get switched between models.
You're not making me feel bad tonight.
No waifubots will be left behind.
Just take the floppy disk out of one and plug in the body of the new one.
She'll be happy to know that you care so much to her, that even when the upgrade arrives, she'll keep on living.
All the memories you had together will be safe.

>>38029066
What difference would it make? Id upload a memory file prior to the assault so she wouldn't remember the last few moments she had to endure in that outdated husk. She would just come back online when I get the new model and graciously thank me for surprising her with a new body out of the blue.

or Id just start a fresh memory file with the new software that comes with the modern robo-waifu. Then I get to expose her to my perversions all over again...

>>38027495
>He actually fell for the Hornady critical defense meme
FUCKING. WEW. LADS.