>Be me
>open up porn site of my choosing (pornhub if you insist on knowing)
>pick out video from my favorite category (pov)
>start fapping
>about 4 minutes into the session I get a message (when did pornhub get a messenger?)
>it was a woman
>says she 5 minutes away and wants to fuck
>instantly go on r9k
UH GUYS... WHAT DO I DO?
>>38017193
Finish the fap and then see if you have any interest in talking to a whore.
>>38017193
That's a popup you idiot. You don't have an adblocker?
>>38017193
Shes only 5 mins away
fap your way down the road to see if she out there
>>38017193
Follower her instructions, give her your credit card info and you'll be on your way to pussy town
>>38017193
get an adblocker
>>38017295
>being this jealous a fellow robot is gonna smash
>they know where you live
spooked
>>38017594
>tfw no nip qt gf who lives on a proxy
Don't fuck her, or you will be a chad