How do normies like beer?
They usually like shitty light beer such as corona or heineken. Normies are pussies.
>>38017144
It's an acquired taste the mind gets used to very quickly when the substance in question relieves it of the pain of thinking.
>>38017144
I work in a liquor store and the majority of customers who buy beer are older guys. The younger normie faggots buy premixes.
Normie faggots in their 20s don't like beer. They drink it in bars and at parties to seem normal, even though none of them like it. They're all victims of peer pressure. Stupid retards.
I'm drunk right now.
because beer can be a truly delicious, refreshing beverage. plus it gets you drunk, which always helps
>>38017191
do you only have shit tier macrobrews or something? around here, every 20 something year old drinks beer, and only teenagers or trash tier women drink premixed cocktails
>>38017270
By premix I mean anything from vodka cruisers to jack daniels cans.
Rarely do young normies buy beer. It bothered me once I noticed it.
>>38017309
>jack daniels cans
Neat, I didn't even know that was a thing.
>>38017309
yeah, usually when someone around here of legal drinking age buys those, it's to give to someone who isn't
>>38017191
do you ever feel anything for the dude coming in every day buying the same hard liquor?
The last store I frequented the guy started chatting me up out of pity and shit.
>>38017144
what do you guys think about budweiser?
good beer is pretty good
t. never held hands with a girl and never want to
>>38017173
You start associating nasty taste with a buzz and lack of worry.
>>38017270
"shit tier macrobrews" are actually easier to drink than microbrew IPAs or whatever the cool bearded beer enthusiasts drink nowadays.
>>38017806
I agree fampai but I bet if you have your tastebuds adjusted towards drinking coolbeer the reverse is true as well
>>38017144
I like it cold and in large quantities
>>38017144
How do you not like beer?
>>38017864
I've been trying to adjust to the taste, but IPA's make me feel extremely bloated.
Blue Moon, PBR, Adams, Corona, Hein, Bud Light are the beers I usually encounter when going out. I prefer Blue Moon desu. I can't stand Henny tho.
>>38017344
they're awful, though
A well made beer (not the watered down piss nor the kooky novelty "quintuple IPA" craft beers that burgers drink because their beer culture was raped by prohibition) is a delicious thing once you acquire the taste. But no doubt the association with the buzz is a big factor.
Young people/women drinking beer and other alcohol have the wrong expectations coming in, it's not supposed to be sweet and like a soft drink with booze. It's like getting a taste for onions, olives etc.
>>38017144
it's refreshing, it's an acquired taste, alcohol feels nice in that quantity
>>38017144
Are there any good American beers? I always heard American beer sucks, and the few times I had some it tasted weak and shitty. Are there any good brands?
>>38018115
Also people who say they like stouts/chocolate porters and shit like that are tipping faggots and don't like beer. Your main experience with beer should be pilsners and lagers, with the occasional floral/hop feature at whatever fancy establishment you end up in.
>>38017191
>Normie faggots in their 20s don't like beer.
but i like beer.
i do actually.
That said, american beer is pretty shit so no wonder you dont like it.
>>38017144
It's great to kick back with but I don't necessarily like to get drunk on it due to it making me bloated before I even get heavily inebriated
>>38018171
I'm not American. The only one that stands out is Sam Adams and really any local craft that isn't wacky would probably serve you better, I'm not impressed by it but it tastes okay.
>>38017309
I think most normies buy beer either at the local store or at the bar, so they have little incentive to go to a liquor store unless they want booze or more fancy beer types.
>elitism over alcohol
I don't drink but this was always BS to me.
Because it's a meme, as is everything else they enjoy.
>>38017144
You don't like beer, you just find beer you hate less.
>board full of hugless virgin neckbeards agree that nobody actually likes beer, they just pretend. They then proceed to pat eachother on the back for not having left the house for 3 weeks and havent spoken to another person besides their own mother since they dropped out of high school.
>>38017144
cuz unlike you they have friends to drink it with.
>>38018727
But nobody agrees on anything here.
>>38018171
American beers are sweet tasting, European beers tend to be more bitter.
>>38017144
I like beer. The taste is comforting and relaxes me, before the alcohol even takes effect.
I work in the beer industry in San Francisco
It's filled with the most hipsterish, snobbish, uncool pricks imaginable. They put you down if you don't know what hops were made with a SPECIFIC beer. Makes you fall out of love for beer.
I like Stouts, and Ipas of high graduation. Also barley wines are delicius and some cheap super strong beers.
Alcohol in general is something that grows on you. After you associate something with good times you start to like something that you might have previously not liked. The is especially true for alcohol.
Cyborg here.
Beer has helped me overcome my social anxiety a little bit.
I love beer.
beer looks like piss and after some time gives you the belly
I'll just stick to nice fresh af water
>>38017144
Classical conditioning
Like Pavlov's dogs, normie brains are primed to enjoy the taste of shitty piss lagers because of the reinforcing properties of ethanol on the human brain. They learn that after drinking beer, they feel good because the alcohol causes a cascade of GABA and dopamine in the limbic system which in turn causes the euphoria and pleasurable experience.
Now, this may be shocking to you, but there are actually good beers out there. Witbiers and rye heavy lagers brewed by Belgian monks are actually great tasting, even if a bit of an acquired taste. Don't buy into the normalfag meme of ultrabitter, overhopped ales made by organic free-range goat smegma collectors who advertise on reddit or try to pretend like any big name American lager like Bud, Pabst, Miller or Coors is anything other than foamy poodle piss that people have to choke down a gallon of just to escape the monotony of being a fucking redneck idiot american.
I like ale, but I've switched to some weird, frothy, wheaty tasting alcohol free beer for a while. Trying to be healthier, need to start doing press ups, running and eating properly. I've applied to join navy and won't get anywhere just eating pizza every night and drinking ale.
I drink about one beer a night, i think it's a psychological thing, so I still get something out of alcohol free beer, like a placebo. It's less bloating than actual beer.
Dark beer can be really good, lager and such.
I do not understand how people drink Heineken and pisswater like that, I really don't. It tastes like shit, and it's a terrible idea to get drunk off because you can get a better drunk off spirits while drinking less so you don't have to go piss as much.
>>38017191
Non social autists like you need to stop spreading lies, people drink socially to lighten the mood and laugh/talk easier. Also much easier to flirt with girls and get their numbers
>>38019191
of course, who wouldn't want a girl to impair her mental cognitive abilities to the point she finds you somewhat acceptable in some way
>love beer, gin, and drinking
>drink most every night
>a couple beers or gin and tonics before bed helps me sleep
>more on the weekends, especially while playing MMOs with guildmate
>set up a night with drinking games, a drink for every boss, a shot for every dungeon, etc. Usually do this on alts just to fuck around
>this goes on for years
>chest starts to hurt, feels like I pulled a muscle
>stop drinking for a few days for whatever reason, no pain
>drink, after a few days my chest hurts again
>stop drinking, been 6 months
>miss it sometimes
Just want to have a few drinks with my fellow nerd friends while playing games without thinking about my heart potentially exploding.
>>38019008
Fuck this town dude. The folks who moved here for work within the last 5-7 years are by and large ridiculously pretentious and elitist. Not only did they make me fall out of love with beer, but almost made me fall out of love with my city.
Where do you work though?
Fuck if I know,99% of available beer tastes like fucking piss and puke. Not to mention you can't get drunk on it because LMAO 8% alcohol. To get a decent buzz, you need to drink a fuckton, after which you feel full like a cum gurgling faggot. What a joke, I am convinced beer is a drink for females
The remaining 1% "good" beer is nothing special, it is just not like the other 99% piss tasting beer so it is considered good. It is relatively good.
Just fucking drink vodka/rum/whiskey you dumb fucks,cheaper, palatable, actually contains alcohol.