/britfeel/

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Hey fellow /britfeelers/

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Smuggle British state secrets to Zhongguo

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How's the son?

Got suspended from work on full pay didn't I lads.
Getting paid to sit at home shitposting

magical not organibul post

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I think the robot should be upgraded to stop people making new generals before page 10

Thoughts?

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Milk Man 1

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Hello, my name is Robert Smith, I'd like to apply for a position at GCHQ.

>>38017152
How's you swing that one?

Ebin X tilde when

>>38017162
Hey Bob, beautiful British name you got there. We have a position in state intelligence. Interested?

>>38017167
Under disciplinary investigation and I declared disability that I hadn't before, so now I can't work because they may be making me do things they shouldn't until everything is passed by an occupational health board

>>38017189
Currently in production. Got a few hundred words down

How can one pair of silly feet be so sweaty lads haha

Got some pics if anyone's interested

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Are there any /fit/ robots?

I'm losing weight and working out so that I can pull off anime clothes

>>38017262
obese to skelly
those in the normal ranges probably have no muscle

What's the deal with graphic tees? Why do people get in a fit with them?

the south shall come again

>>38017262
the most autistic thing i've read today

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>>38017189
tilde _____holds______ ebins _______hand________

>>38016931
East Yorkshire, only one path to walk, drunk people out at even 3am, not even any abandoned houses or anything just a council estate and then some fields


original comment desu

If the Hillsborough dude is getting charged for 95 deaths who is the 1 that doesn't count and will we be hearing about how they deserve justice for the next 30 years?

>>38017362
say that to my face not online see what happens
originaldesu

>>38017496
He ended up in a coma for 4 years, and the law at the time said that you can't be charged for murder/manslaughter if someone dies a year and a day after you injure them. That law was changed in 1996.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Bland

He was the first legal assisted suicide in English history

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Reminder not to be racist

>>38017597
If I'm a homo do I get immunity from this?

>got a letter from the tv licence people
>they're sending an inspector around as i don't have a license
>have 1 tv hooked up with a Ps3 and a wiiU and a pc
>no box or access to tv
>watched 10 episodes of HIGNFY on iplayer lately
>didn't use anything to hide IP or anything like that as i am a tech-barbarian
>they say if you've been watching illegally then there could be prosecution

Am i fucked? Looks like i might have to fork out.

>>38017633
>there could be
tell them to fuck off

>>38017633
Its just threats, they cant do shit
If someone comes round just dont answer the door senpai

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>>38017633
You're buggered now lad, it's time to be shipped off to the TV licence gulag where scum like you belong

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got the feels again

>>38017633
Unless it was addressed to you by name, it's an empty threat

>>38017633
Soniggers like you deserve it

>>38017612
Your faggot scene loves muslims despite them wishing they could slit your throat.

>>38017659
You're probably just lonely lad and want someone to desire you, and you see that women get that just for existing

>>38017700
I think muzzies should fuck off, desu

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Just tried haggis for the first time. Thought it would be disgusting but it was alright desu lads. Don't really get why its a big deal though in scotland, basically just tastes like the inside of any meat pie. Thank god we can eat foreign foods. Even when british food isn't shit its at best kind of alright.

>>38017666
>present occupier
>dear sir or madam

so there not gonna send someone at all,?or they can't do anything.

>>38017644
Tbh i am an anxious piece of shit, that'd never happen, i don't have the balls to tell them to fuck off, and i'd freak out if i just ignored them as they might just move onto fines

I feel stupid as fuck desu, i haven't watched any BBC shit for years, but my mate told me that you can still use Iplayer they never follow up on people who tick the box that means you can watch sans a tv license

>>38017659
literally tilde

>>38017728
Had some when I was in Edinburgh, yeah it's not bad.

>>38017659
That comic is wrong. You don't feel low until you've cum.

>>38017772
>so there not gonna send someone at all,?or they can't do anything.

They might, but you don't have to worry about them actually prosecuting you or having a warrant to enter your premises.

>>38017728
Used to have one every burns night. I liked it, little bit spicy.

>>38017728
>Don't really get why its a big deal though in scotland
Well it's not, the only time it's brought up is people from outside the country going 'dude this looks weird/nasty as fuck lmao' or 'this supirisngly tastes normal!'. Like a more extreme black pudding.

>>38017791
Nuh huh, you feel low when you look at your disgusting, manly frame in the mirror

>>38017924
I don't because I don't want to be a woman, I get off on being a sissy bitch of a man.

>>38017969
That's a bit pathetic lad

Was gonna get fucking high then go cinema lads now me plans have been ruined cause my mate invited some cunts. Pissed off

>>38017980
Yes mate, that's what I'm into.

enjoying MGSV again
might get the platinum for the PS4 too

Did we find out if anons mum came home last night?

>>38018055
Or if the pier anon killed himself or not

>>38017980
As is wanting to be a woman because you're a failure of a man.

>>38018061
This too. These are important questions.
Although pier anon may be harder to find out.

>>38017980
that's the point
degrading and being degraded is sexy as hell
even just calling your woman a 'dirty bitch'

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Why don't I want to do anything? I've got 4 hours till I need to be in bed. I'm staring at my video games but don't feel like any of them.

>>38018136
gonna go with depression

having to budget again
that insurance money didn't last long
fuck

>>38018162
I'm not depressed, I don't feel remotely sad.

>>38018180
classic sign of depression

>>38018180
>>38018136

Depression's not just being upset all the time. Mostly it's just not giving a shit about anything.

When you realise society is depressed and no one knows how to stop it.

Got counselling tomorrow

Gonna talk about my hatred for pakis again and that I think my parents were related

>>38018204
You going to cry infront of them again when faced with your inferior blood and shit life?

>>38018200
Depressed people are moany cunts that want to die. this isn't me.

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>go downstairs
>mum starts talking to me about co-worker's daughter who has ""anxiety"""
>in the next sentence starts talking about how the same girl does theatre acting

>>38018268
>being this ignorant about depression

the state of you lad

>>38018274

You can be fucked up and not a total waster, or worse still /britfeel/ poster.

jokes on you dickheads, i got the day off tomorrow, hah

>>38018288
It just caught me off guard desu I'm not trying to come across as aloof or anything. I'm perfectly aware of how much of a waste of space I am.

>>38018274
I used to be in theatre no bully
It's pretty different, I could go up and present things pretty easily but the moment I'd try conversing with anyone I'd just spaghetti. I think part of it has to do with pretending to be someone else.

>>38018310
Similar thing to me. I can do presentations at work but small talk or trying to talk to strangers in any way terrifies me.

>>38018307

I wasn't slagging you off, lad, just taking the mick. It takes me about 12 hours to reply to an email.

>>38018302
good for you wagey, enjoy that day to yourself

Got just under 4,000 in the bank

Suck it NEETscum

>>38018381
>got 12000 in the bank and only worked 1 year out of the past 10
wagies never change

>>38018381

You had 6,000 when you were on bennies, now you're a wagie you have 4,000

explain that

>>38018381
why didn't you answer my question paki? hurt to remember you're getting close to 30 and will always be an irrelevant loser?

>>38018409
Trying to become a woman is expensive when you're a fat ugly paki

>>38018381
Don't you have a ton of credit card debt?

>>38018450

Can you drink tap water in Madchester or do you drink bottled

>dad often says stuff like 'theres a lot of fat women about' and 'is just me or is everyone fat'?
>He's 16 stone

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Where are you schizo lanc anon? We would end all the normies

no bf feels in massive overdrive tonight

Just wanna snuggle ;-;

I fucked up at work and went to this woman who isn't quite a manager or in any kind of authority, she just distributes info and is good with computers

Think she's late 20s

She smiled when I said "I messed up and I don't know what to do"
She did a little trick and we sorted it out

She's awesome and smiled again when it was sorted

>>38018408
My funds will continue to build while yours fall

>>38018409
Can't say...

>>38018432
This is the year I transition and everything will get better

This year has already seen my life improve as I found full time work

>>38018450
Not fat
Not too ugly

>>38018475
About 600 quid right now but I'm cutting down on that

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>you will never be a loli idol

Post waifus as you contemplate this feel, lads

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>>38018615
>wanting to be an idol

>>38018573
that gun looks so fake

gonna report this to the police anyway to be safe

>>38018602
>My funds will continue to build while yours fall
sure about that? have no expenses and every year i get loads of money for birthdays and christmas

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>NEET life is the life for me
>Sleep all day and watch TV
>Fuck the normans and wagie
>Ohhhh NEET life is the life for me!

>It's a lying cunt from the Adam Smith Institute on the news for the sake of "balance"

Ree desu.

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>>38018799
is that that bitch kate andrews?

Anyone from York with the first name beginning with J?

>>38018821
Rebecca Black looks weird these days

>>38018529

my dad describes fat women as "2 man jobs" or "units"

Why do middle aged mums on facebook go very extra with everything

>woman I know at work complained on facebook about getting the wrong drink at costa, goes on an absolute rant about how the country is failing and going to the dogs
>ends it with this confucius quote 'TELL ME AND I WILL FORGET, SHOW ME AND I MAY REMEMBER,, INVOLVE ME AND I WILL UNDERSTAND Confucius 450bc'

I just woke up lads. It's a good feel. I honestly don't get why NEETs are depressed about their situation, it's the best life. Sure it can get a little same old same old, but the alternative of dragging yourself out of bed, the stress of getting ready and getting through the day, with barely any free time, is much worse. Doesn't everyone aspire to the NEET life anyway, in the form of retirement? 'One day I won't have to work anymore!' And I'm fulfilling that 30 years early! Convinced that the real reason NEETs wish they were wages is because society tells them they should be ashamed of being NEETs, but if you say fuck society and look at it objectively then NEETdom is the clear winner.

>>38018887

im a depressed NEET, havent worked since 2013, i think the neetism is just dragging on dessy, it was fun at first but now it isnt, i need a change

>>38018882
Sounds like the average /pol/tard desu

>>38018882
Last time I went on holiday with my mum and auntie, they were constantly fighting with wait staff and others. It was like they were actively trying to find trouble.

>>38018907
You think that you need a change, but trust me when you actually go back to work you think 'Wow, this is shit. I thought it would be better than this. I wanna be a NEET again.'

>>38018952
yeah but being depressed with disposable income is a lot better

>>38018602
>Can't say...

Here are a few theories I have about where all your money went

You sent it to the Islamic State.
You gave it to the Polish girls
You had a mental breakdown, withdrew all the money in cash, and burned it.

Anyone else got any ideas what happened to poley's mythical six grand?

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>>38018615

Feels bad man

I'd wager that wouldn't be an original post by itself

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feeling cold but the heater isn't plugged in and i'd have to move a load of stuff away from it

>>38018821

Some chinless wonder on C4 earlier. All they do is lie for hard-right economic policies, they're not remotely objective and it's staffed entirely by PPE wankers.

Still haven't had a wank since saturday lads.

Got my cock out earlier and gave it a little tug but decided to stop before I could cum.

>>38018573

where did that pic come from

who is 'schizo lanc anon'

>want a drink
>only asked my mum for one an hour or so ago

true suffering

>>38018136
I'm the same, but I don't think I'm depressed. I have some of the "signs" ie. I often go days without showering and don't even care, but there are occasional moments when I can "feel good" and sometimes I can go for walks and lift my weights or something. I think we may be well enough to be salvageable.

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>>38019078
>Want a drink
>Told myself I wouldn't drink till friday this week

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>>38018615
I sometimes wonder what life as one is like. Seems really stressful, desu.
Think I might audition to be an extra, desu

>>38019020
He doesn't get into money specifics because he went through a period where he was phishing normans when he was still majorly hung up on the Polish girl and taught himself some stuff in order to better stalk her on Facebook.

It's all well and good drawing out a protracted court case about a hidden toilet camera but he knows he'd be shafted completely if the rozzers caught wind of his phishing activities and knew he has committed financial crimes.

Bear in mind a large part of poley's mental illness is the careful control of what information which he releases in order to maintain his own narrative. You'll notice he becomes extremely defensive any time people point out objective truths which he doesn't like, for instance that he is literally a sex offender and not a harmless buffoon who meant well.

>>38019106

You are gonna be very thirsty lad

>>38018642
good lad

would be funny if his house gets raided over a BB gun

>>38019031
Ebin I'd like to kick you in the teeth, fuck your attention-whoring

>>38019121
I don't believe this. He isn't smart enough to do financial crimes. It was just his saved up dole money because he has no mates so he never leaves the house and spends money.

>>38019147
you will have to get past me first laddy

>>38019031
Ebin have you posted your room before?

Lads I am the player of games

>>38019232
What games lad? I'm playing Bully right now

>>38019147
whats wrong lad? I only posted one pic in this thread
>>38019202
a bit of it

turned the heater on, 28th June. I had the window open last week. Now I have to deal with that smell you get when u turn an ideal heater on.

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Oi. where is sexy kev? i want to have words with him. let him know i am coming for him.

>>38019174
He's not sitting there poring over lines of code but he's not a moron. He can follow guides and has used the dark net. There are plenty of people selling information about hacking.

I've followed his story from the start. He's not an idiot, he's a sinister, devious cretin. No doubt he does have legit problems, probably as a result of his upbringing and or mental health issues but if you take what he feeds you at face value then you're the fool.

>>38019244
I mean games in a wider sense lad, not video games. Games in life.

>>38019263
>There are plenty of people selling information about hacking

Yeah, and it's all either bullshit, outdated, and/or you'd get caught immediately if you tried any of it.

You're giving him too much credit by painting him as a sinister mastermind. If he tried to do any of that he'd get arrested rapidly. Following a guide is one thing, but following it in a way that won't get you in trouble is another.

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Where is ebin the little cunt?

>>38019174
Are you new? He spent a good few months phishing people back when he was a NEET and desperate.

>>38019302
delete this please lad

>>38019327
I remember him (or someone pretending to be him) claiming it. I just don't believe it.

What exactly do you think he was doing?

>>38019267

Sounds pretty edgy lad

By any chance are you intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour?

>>38019406
No sorry mate I think you misunderstood me. I'm talking about Monopoly, Scrabble, etc.

>>38019302
Yummy free mushrooms.

>>38019121
I'm objectively not a sex offender

No comment on the rest

>>38019494
You objectively are a sex offender. You committed a sex offense. So how can you not be a sex offender?

GIVE ME AN ANIME GF NOW!!!!!

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>>38019515
I wiIl not!

>>38019121
can someome just fucking tip the rozzers off about all of his crimes so he goes away for a long time and we never have to deal with his tripfags.

The despondency of fruitless job hunting is driving me slowly mad over the months, lads.

>>38019541
What kind of work are you looking for?

>>38019538
The police already know about all of his crimes. The one he's currently being prosecuted for is sending threats by email. That's his intellectual level, not fraud.

>>38019541
u wanna live in my caravan and help me build top notch patios flower?xx

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>tfw listening to Kanye

Comfy evening desu. What are you boys up to tonight?

>>38019541
Keep at it Anon! I know it is easy to feel discouraged but you will get something eventually!

>tfw forced to be a NEET
>was fun at first but I'm extremely bored

>>38019593
Probably paki tier shit

>>38019593
Just anything with the keywords "administrator", "data entry" and "night" in it within 5 miles of my postcode. I'm just a dumb office monkey and former night shift worker with no specialised experience, so I'm trying to play to my strengths.

New guy started at my work today. He's a paki, and he goes "My name is Tariq, but everyone calls me Terry"

Burst out laughing in his face.

>>38019633
Enjoy being fired for racism

>>38019633
that's the exact same reaction I would've had.

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>>38019607
>tfw listening to Kanye

>>38019616
I swear to god you little rat, if you act smug about your shit job one more time I will make sure you lose it. Don't forget that you posted your exact hourly rate. Bit of research and then we could easily find out where you work. Last warning.

And by the way, your shit job IS a paki job you cunt.

>>38019607
Fuck off Tilde you racist lying teenage drama queen attention whore

Reminder that tilde will change his personality frequently in order get as many people to orbit him as possible even though we know he just looks like a bloke and not some cute fem boy

>>38019633
Hi I'm terry, and I'm going to enjoy myself first

>>38019631
night shift secretary?

>>38019673
>night shift secretary?
Kinda, more like night shift receptionist in hotels and stuff, but I don't really have much customer service experience, so I don't think they're really that into me.

>>38017050

Saw Purple Aki on the train earlier lads.
Was fucking terrified.

>>38019631
That's the kind of generic nonsense job that I want too but they all require experience. Since you have some it shouldn't be too difficult

>>38019725
he's not into robot neet manlets though is he?

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>>38019607
have you seen this strip

>>38019747

No he's fucking huge. 6 foot 6 and 22 stone of fucking muscle. Super social too, social enough to represent himself in court and chase down gym blokes.

If anything he's Chad.

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>>38019772
Yes lad. Did you have to call it tildes story though? The estrogen might do something haha. Hope for the best I guess! W-we're all going to make it!

>>38019796
i said he ISNT into manlets

i didn't say he WAS a manlet

>>38019772
you left out the bit where he eats 3000 calories and then purges the lot in the toilet whilst he cries in the mirror

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>>38019537
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e77.png

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>>38019843

If you've got muscles lad, he'll have a stroke. Doesn't matter if your short, tall, black or white.

>>38019876
fuck off manlettears

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38019876
a robot should not have muscles. a proper robot has an asthma attack even thinking about exercising

>>38019906
>>38019894

This is why robots are safe.

Was just saying I saw the fucker today and he is as scary as everyone's saying he is.

>>38019796
That's bullshit. Purple Aki is a manlet.

>>38019827
Tilde I've been away from britfeel for a while. Since when have you become a tranny? I remember you having an eating disorder, no mention of gender dysphoria. Why is everyone falling for this meme

>>38019658
Sorry, massa

I'll be good

>>38019827
It is your story though you blokey looking fucker. Estrogen isn't going to make those hands any smaller

How many different tripfags can we get to reply to this post?

>>38019933
It started about a year ago but it's been on and off because of low funds. Had these thoughts since childhood but I really need to see a specialist.

How have you been doing lad? What was your time away like?

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>>38019874
It's better than having a random mess of letters in there, and it lets me keep track

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>>38019921

> manlet
> aki

Try again. He's huge.

>>38019993
was going to reply with a trip but i can't remember how to do it

Lads how much does a gram of MDMA go for these days?

>>38020012
Bullshit mate, that photo is photoshopped. He's about 5'7.

>>38020021

Depends. If you've got a nice dealer who you know you can get it cheaper.

>>38020051
Cheaper than what? Just wanted the average price senpai

>>38020021
Between 15 and 30 quid depending where in the country you are, who you know, and how good it is.

>try to print off some documents
>out of ink
>go to ebay
>ink is 15 big ones
>the printer i have is on sale for 24 big ones and comes with ink
>just buy a new printer instead

>>38020041
>
fuck off mate he's massive look how huge he is compared to that normal sized muslim woman next to him

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>>38020041

Go hang around Manchester and you'll find out personally how large he is.

>>38020090
ink that comes with the new printer is a small portion

>>38020065

Cheaper than the average price lad. Wouldn't be more expensive than average if your mates with him now would it?

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It's normal to cry on your birthday, r-right lads?

>>38019994
I just don't like it when people rush into it simply because it's now getting popular. I would highly recommend you see a specialist asap. At least you sound happier now mate

I was doing better away from this place but now things are sort of downhill so I'm back. Still mostly a shithole I see

>>38020103
the cartridges supplied are the same size physically as the cartridges you can buy on their own. HP301 if you were wondering. You might be right though.

>>38020152
yes, from happiness at all the people who remembered and bought you gifts

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>>38020065
Original pigeon hole

>>38020091
Yeah photoshop is great these days.
>>38020092
I am from Manny you daft 'apeth.

Why are so many fashion photographers gay lads?

Like you're job is to look at fit women all day.

>>38020237
hmm i originally wonder lad

>>38020092
During the court case, DC Andrew Rowlings claimed that "Arobieke became sexually aroused while forcing terrified young men to perform "inverted piggybacks" ordering them to squat so he could lean over their backs with his face by their buttocks and his genitalia on their necks, while squeezing their quad muscles". During the court case Arobieke made an apology to his victims and admitted that he was "infamous, notorious, everything from a bogeyman to whatever."

proper weird fella.

>>38020218

Sure you are lad.
If your from Manny I'm Purple Akis dad and I'm certainly not that.

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>>38020249

He also went to jail and buttfucked two blokes on his first day.

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>discord is dead
>no messages since middle of May

;_;

>>38020297
>discord

fuck off normie

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>>38020322
Don't be mean pIease

testing something, ignore this lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ&t=44s

bit hungry tbqh

>>38020152
second most depressing day of the year, after new years eve

>>38020363
is this an elaborate response to ebin?

Realised today that I'm a Chad, lads. Going to start tripping so that I can offer you all advice on how to be a Chad too. AMA.

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>>38020462
Do I really need to go through my entire folder and rename everything? Because I will...

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>>38020470

kindly get the fuck out, chadanon

>>38020505
No, I can't. It's my mission to help my brothers here ascend to Chad status too. I am the guru of Chaddom

>>38020490
are you a friendless virgin neet?

>>38020518

any true chad wouldnt be caught dead on /britfeel/, and calling us "brothers" makes you sound like a sambo, pls dont do that

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>>38020537
no, only with women, yes

Why do you ask?

>>38020547
>any true chad wouldnt be caught dead on /britfeel/

I'm the exception. I feel like it's my mission to be here and help you all with advice.

>and calling us "brothers" makes you sound like a sambo, pls dont do that

Point taken. But I do love you all and I want to see you all succeed as Chads. Even Tilde.

dont know how not to be retarded lads

>>38020190
>the cartridges supplied are the same size physically
Yeah I know but they're supposedly filled with a fraction of the ink. They call them "starter cartridges"

>>38020577
>I'm the exception. I feel like it's my mission to be here and help you all with advice.

This is exactly what BritNormie said 2 years ago

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>>38020593
send helps plszz

>>38020470
>AMA
how the fuck do you make fried rice without it sticking together

>>38020687
Wash rice better before boiling it then maybe to be sure rinse it after washing.

>>38020646
He isn't a Chad.
>>38020687
You need to use rice that you cooked the day before. It firms up overnight in the fridge, stopping it from clumping up together.

>>38020730
>He isn't a Chad.

Oh is he not now? What is he then

>>38020673

What have you been thinking about today?

I was thinking about....

>>38020772
Dunno. But he definitely isn't a Chad. What makes you think he's a Chad? Doesn't seem like one at all.

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>>38017050
Not been here for a while lads. I'm very much enjoying the topical OP image

Just been asked to carry a coffin for the 4th time in 6 months too. My family is having a shit innings tbqh

On an unrealted note, White with blue stripes or white with black stripes?

Pic Related

>>38020772
you're a numale

>>38020790

Back and white.

>>38020573
>only with women

hmm, you a bender? a non-virgin one? Might be asking you to leave again lad

>>38020813
yeah, if you want to look like a 12 year old.

>>38020813
black and white is more versatile but the blue and white looks a bit smarter

>>38020792

I'm not BritNormie


unroginal

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>my uber rating went down because I didn't talk to the driver all journey

ffs

>tfw you'll never be a viscount

>>38020790

Deffo Black and white, neutral colours for shoes, usually a good call

>>38020872

I want to be an uber driver one day, but my car is too old

>>38020872
passengers get rated on uber?

>>38020912
Of course.

Don't forget to tip once it gets rolled out in the UK

>>38020729
>>38020730
thanks lads. i'll try your tips next time

>>38020868
Sure you aren't. Who the fuck else would think he was a Chad? Most unconvincing denial ever.

>>38020924
well thats one more reason to never leave the house

>>38020924
>Rolled out in the UK

It already is in the UK, numbskull.

I have a 4.7 rating and I've never tipped.

>>38020831
Benders are the true robots

>>38020982
not non-virgin ones, just as bad as roasties

>>38020975
Think he means the tip system. You're pretty much forced to tip the drivers or they'll give you a bad rating

>>38020949

You're BritNormie, you might convince them but you won't convince me otherwise

gf wants to get my chastity caged signed by andrew prince, ffs

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>>38020297
>This server isn't too bad..
>Always ends up with people talking about their normie personal life instead of the topic

Think im going to get the athens lads (Blue and white)

>>38020998
there are no virgin benders here. They're all partnered up

>>38021012
>Guy who thinks BritNormie is a chad isn't BritNormie
>Guy who says he isn't a chad is.

Your brain works in a weird way.

>>38021047
post boi pucci noa lad

>>38021115

I do appreciate the characters, keep 'em up

>>38021115

atleast we have you to steer us right doxxanon!

>>38021154

ChadLad is BritNormie, not doxxanon

trips r trips.

I'MMMMM STILLL IN A DREAM
SNEAK EATAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who thinks they can last until the end of the month without (((britfeel)))

Meanwhile, at doxxanon's house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2tW50CD6Aw

>>38021218
kek

originale comment number 2

>>38021218
>tagging there street in there photo
>having a bank card just laying there on a table

who does this?

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I cant see doxxinglad pretending to be someone else on here, least of all a chad

>>38021303
you'd be surprised how easy it is to get these details from most peoples social media accounts.

>>38021303

>Just posting a picture of your shirt and expecting not to have your exact location identified

Some people in this thread, eh?

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>>38020015
I had to look it up myself lad and test it out in another thread before bringing it to /britfeel/

>>38021336
for example I seen a picture a lad had taken of a tree in China and someone was able to find out his home address in England, his bank details, mobile phone number and was able to obtain copies of his birth certificate and passport from the metadata.

Gotta be careful online.

>>38021336
Don't all big social media sites strip metadata from photos anyways tho

>incognito mode

kekt

>>38021449
fuck meant for this lad >>38021413

>>38021449

no, that's the stuff they save and put safe to sell lad

>>38021472
if you have the program 'superhacker3000' from the deepweb, you can restore the metadata and find such nuggets like: copies of all of his familys birth certificates, the deed to his house and any of his childhood diary entries.

>>38021516
Reported to GCHQ you sick fuck

>>38021472

uncrop, restore previous versions all sorts really.

All your computers have a virus called 'DoxxTrack' basically every computer has a gps tracker in it, laying dormant but my virus causes your computer to calibrate with my satellite.

I track every single one of you around the clock with satellite technology

>>38021585
did you just hack MS's cortana?

Who is Doxxanon? Where did this begin?

>>38021607

He is a senior agent at GCHQ, he knows everything about every britfeel poster. He has a massive corkboard with pins stuck in it, and wires between the pins.

Just had a huge argument with my mum over little mix

>>38021413
Watching doxxanon doxx people has definitely made me be a lot more
cautious about what I post online

>>38021585
where am i then lad?

Lad who hadn't wanked since saturday here.

I just had a wank. It wasn't all that good, to be honest. Not sure it was worth "breaking my streak". But also I don't have that self loathing feeling I used to get after wanking. I feel better than I did before. Much more relaxed and less stressed and anxious. Maybe masturbating every four days is the right amount.

>>38021607
Some say doxxanon has been around for thousands of years, laying dormant awaiting the invention of computers and the advent of imageboard communities. All so he can find out where the producer of post no.38022467
resides, and then to post the result on /britfeel/ in order to scare the user slightly.

>>38021631

He started as a journalist but saw a advert in the guardian, a strange advert; eleven years later he's doxxanon.

>>38021607
He's the reason there's a sticky advising people not to post their pictures on /r9k/.

He has already located Tilde and the university he's going to just from the picture of his HULK SMASH hands.

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>>38021607

IIRC he started out by doxxing elliot roger, finding the exact location all of his vidoes were taken, i remember him posting a link to a seemingly random dirt road somewhere, where the rog made one of his videos, then he started finding the locations to my /nightwalk/ pictures and other random pictures posted here, he managed to find an anons house last night just from a picture that said anon had taken of a stage at some kind of awards show

>>38021667
less wanking helped me get over depression desu

I know when im slipping back in because I start habbitually wanking

>>38021658
fugg I forgot to remove the trip. I always remove it from regular posts because I'm not an attention whore like Tebin

>it's too hot to walk to get food
>theres nothing in the house to eat
>no one can drive me

im suffering lads

Lads, redpill me on all these new tripfags

What happened to Tilde and Shoutanon? Are the anime bumda brigade still here?

>>38021658
>>38021694
you are definitely ceiran or however you spell it

>>38021683

This is spot on

this is unoriginal, however

>>38021707
Phone a takeaway lad.

>>38021683
The elliot doxxer has turned on us? Bad times

Any NERDY guys in my LOCAL AREA who wants to come over and play vidya with me tonight??????

I haven't turned on you, just a bit of fun lads.

>>38021783

meant for >>38021759


unroginskl

>>38021768
Would love to lad but i doubt we're in the same LOCAL AREA

>>38021673
>laying dormant awaiting the invention of computers
But Doxxanon is a computer, he's a rogue google AI

>>38021783
keep it that way lad if you know what is good for you

t. Hard knock

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>>38021759

nah i wouldnt say that, hes ok really, its just his hobby is doxxing, he never posts all the info in here though, never publicly doxxes anyone, but its scary to think the amount of personal info on /britfeel/ regulars and visitors (me included) he has on his computer

>>38021739
I don't like paying massive delivery fees mate
God I can't wait for it to be October, walking to the shops at night time when it's breezy and chilly and spooky is maximum comfy.

>>38021835

I don't actually store anything, apart from up in my noggin

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5712143,-2.6986205,3a,17.3y,186.59h,86.85t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-RJJxkK6XJ84n7KdMwXQbw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>38021835
he should genuinely get a job working for the police in a cyber crime capacity or some shit. They could use skills like that.

How do I stop worrying and overacting to everything?

>>38021712
The new /britfeel/ meme is accusing everyone of being Kieranlad now that he's most likely gone into hiding forever

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>going further into my job
>starting to realize how much I hate officetwats and their spoiled lives

>>38021852
>Delivery fees

What takeaway charges delivery fees at all, let alone a massive one? I've lived in a few different parts of the country and I've never experienced this in my life.

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>>38021855

up in your noggin still counts to me laddy, i imagine you as mostly being a computer anyway, quite literally becoming a robot

Wondering what embassy cat is doing rn, napping probably.

Might watch the new season of archer tbqh

>>38021707
Drive yourself you lazy fuck

About to make myself some Old El Paso Fajitas, feels pretty autistic tbqh

>>38021914

What's autistic about that?

>>38021914
They are decent mate. Enjoy.

>>38021914
>Old El Paso Fajitas

That's share food, meant to be eaten with your friends around a low table while drinking white wine and playfully bantering one another

You are pretty autisitc

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Evening boys its Kieranla....fucking hell hes here again.

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>>38021946
>share food
I bet you don't even eat a whole pizza by yourself, do you twinky?

Trying to solder a tiny smd capacitor back onto a usb bluetooth dongle, i'm like a little old granny with my hand tremors.

>>38021958
Pizza is multi-purpose, but fajitas are designed to be eaten family style. Eating them alone is just sad.

>try play a game
>lose at the game
>quit again

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This is who you post with.

>>38022031

inb4 doxxfriend does his thing

>>38022031
Is it fuck. There's no evidence that this is anything other than a random photo. DoxxAnon, shed some light on this.

>>38022031
I have no problem with sharing a thread with a neckbeard fag, I feel more comfortable knowing people like that are here, it would be better than 10/10 chads who are perfect

>>38022031

Is that his mum?

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tfw gym for 2 hours hardly any breaks

NORMIE MUSIC IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
WE GUNNA HAVE A CHAD TIME

>>38022031
FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW PLEASE

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http://news.sky.com/story/action-film-star-staged-venezuela-helicopter-attack-on-government-buildings-10930462
What in the actual hell is wrong with this timeline lads

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>>38022057
It's his girlfriend/sister.

Mum's making me some Greggs steak bakes lads, proper nice

>>38022031
me on the left

orir

>>38022080
>>38022031
Looks like some guy I know IRL, don't have a problem with him.

>>38022031
What a bear

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>>38022031
>these are the type of people prison gays flirt with

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What's the actual worst that could come from being doxxed lads? Your 4chin posts get published publicly? Maybe using the info for credit card applications?

wheres those pics of azufag and his bumboys?

>>38022041
>inb4 doxxfriend does his thing

I already found him before

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Spoil your ballot

>>38022135
My fear is that people IRL find out how much time I spend on here, rather than people on here find out who I am IRL. People on here would just respect me more, knowing what I do in real life.

>>38022080

What a load of dumpy shits. They look positively American.

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>>38022135
>already had my location leaked
>people can search the archives and easily put my life together

I've got nothing to lose anyway

i can hear my dad shag his gf in the room next to mine

>>38022208
sorry anon, that's me shagging your dad.

we'll keep it down.

>>38022198

calle bates

>He doesn't cover up every single pixel on google street view

>>38022080
The Asda Cafe is looking quite fancy these days.

>>38022080
>the one kid that brought his parents

gets me everytime

Bird about to get her massive tits out on Big Brother lads. Switch on C5, coming up after the break.

>>38022347
C5 shills out please

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Raining very hard outside frens. Might have to buy a takeaway so I don't starve to death

>>38022048
>DoxxAnon, shed some light on this.

He is a confirmed britfeel poster. I actually found out a ton about him, his case would fill a psychology textbook, but I'll leave it at that and say no more.

>>38022080
Would be amazing if that was a britfeel meet up. Imagine you went and there were a couple of old guys there and a middle aged woman, along with the assorted geeks and trannies. You'd be howling laughing.

>>38022368
this so very sad, where are you parents sweetheart? do you have a contact number i can ring

So what waifu/trips/avatarfags have been doxxed here? Any pics of Tilde outside his manly hands and grandad legs?

>>38022371
Put on your Elliott Doxxer trip to confirm this, because it sounds like bullshit.

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>>38022389
get away from me nonce