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ITT: redflags
>he doesn't use Oxford commas
>he uses dashes instead of slashes when writing out dates
>he spells "a while" "awhile"
>he uses ellipses or exclamation marks outside of dialogue
>he writes numbers that contain only one word in numerals
>he believes conjunctions can't start a sentence
>he overuses colons, semicolons, and em dashes for stylistic purposes
>he doesn't use lower case letters and periods when writing out a.m. and p.m.
>he uses food analogies in his prose unironically
>he has EVER used a run-on sentence or comma splice (don't even let him buy you a drink)
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>>38012751
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
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I do most of these things, are you mad?
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>>38012751
It is 12:31 pm.
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>He doesn't double space new sentences following a period.
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>>38012751
>doesn't activate his almonds
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>pronounces either as either and not either
>pronounces neither as neither and not neither
>pronounces potato as potato and not potato
>pronounces tomato as tomato and not tomato
Boils my fucking blood
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>he doesn't use two hyphen-minuses to represent en and em dashes
>he doesn't include spaces around en and em dashes
This is literally -- and I mean literally -- unforgivable.
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