I eat literally nothing but bread. I eat three loaves of bread

>>38012564
ever thought about making bread yourself? its easy, costs literally nothing and tastes way better

>>38012584
How would I do that?
I don't have a stove or oven.

>>38012584
ive done the math and it costs about the same as cheap store white bread. its a lot nicer of course

>>38012564
>btfod by the manager
ask him what the fuck does he want. it was a retarded joke at worst (i think it was kinda good though)
you're there for the bread, not to give explanations to some retarded cashier

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>"maybe we can talk over a loaf?"

Made my day. Grazie, anonimo.

Keep buying bread there and just avoid her.
Alternatively always choose her register and look her straight in the eyes as she checks you out.
Who cares about some dumb girl at the grocery store?

>>38012564
>"why do you buy bread every day?"
Should have said you go to the park to feed the birds.

>>38012564
>I eat literally nothing but bread.

Jesus you must have a hard time shitting.

>>38012593
buy an oven

>>38012564
shit story but lemme tell you something, it is not illegal to buy bread and be autistic
Just walk back to the store, get your bread and look directly in the eyes of the cashier when you do it, taking a bite out of the loaf right after buying it is optional
but you should really add some protein in your diet, try friend eggs on the sandwich?

>>38012646
what are friend eggs

>>38012646
eggs are friends not food

>>38012652

Eggs from Eggman.

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>>38012610
literally this.
what's this bitch' problem?
SHE needs to btfo

>>38012564
How do you survive on only bread?

>>38013109
He won't in the long run. Malnutrition is a bitch.

Also, what's wrong with buying bread everyday? Just say why not and she would have shut up.

>>38012564
That lady is stupid and you did nothing wrong it was funny

>>38012564
>my kekistan hoodie

Please leave and never return

You are not welcome here

Will I die if I do what op does? Except I eat peanut butter with the bread and take a vitamin.

>>38012628
>he thinks there isn't fibre in bread
How fucking dumb are you? Honestly?

>>38012646
Eggs are dumb cunt food. Only a literal idiot eats eggs

How do you not have a stove or oven op? Where the fuck do you live?

Also well seasoned scrambled eggs are awesome to wake up to.

>>38013893
you'll die less quickly but you're still going to have crap health from not having much protein or a varied diet and you'll probably get diabetes.

>>38014970
>Eats nothing but sandwiches every night to avoid getting diabetes.
>Sandwiches consist of bread, peanut butter, fluffernutter, and buffalo sauce
>Now I find out I am still going to get diabetes with it

>>38015058
>i eat nothing but bread and possibly canned spaghetti
>just moved out

>>38012564
Just go to the store as usual and buy that delicious bread. What can they possibly do to you?

>anon and the bread
>his only friend
>is bread
>his life
>is bread
>nothing matters
>but bread
>he gets a gf
>its a loaf of bread with a wig on it
>he starts working out
>using bread loaves as weights
>his bed is bread
>his carpet is bread
>he orders pizza
>it arrives
>it's a bread covered pizza

>>38012564
What a fucking pathetic sperg. Not because of your retarded diet that's bound to leave you malnourished, but because of how much of a retarded wanker you are.