So anons, on your day of retribution, what would your shirt say? How would you stand out?
>natural selection
Wew lad try this one on for size
>>38012055
is it autistic that I want that natural selection shirt? I've thought about buying one before but I'd be scared that someone'll recognize it/ask about it.
>"Hakuna Matata"
People will associate Hakuna Matata to my heroic actions. Disney's first gay couple would be crushed. Disney and the gay community would probably suffer the consequences of it. Too bad I wouldn't be around to see it.
>>38012055
This guy had the best idea. RIP Finngolian ubermensch, you'll be missed.
i want to see the media spend at least a month speculating about what bartleby has to do with 30 dead normies
>>38012165
>30 dead normies
Half these shooters take out not even half of that number, don't kid yourself.
>Pekka
>13
>Elliot
>6
>Randy Stair
>3
>Dylann Roof
>9
>>38012247
because none of them planned their shit out
Would have to forgo a bulletproof vest so they can see the overused but timeless phrase on my t-shirt. Or would they be able to read with their ugly, vision obscuring fursuits?
Should I change the color, or does white look good?
>>38012247
Elliot couldn't open a fucking door, Randy was straight up autistic, and Dylann used one fucking handgun.
Anyone who spends at least a year planning their shit and has an IQ of at least 70 can rack up some good kills.
>>38012304
Just write the words yourself. Actual messy writing looks a lot better than font.
>>38012304
I'd like to add that Pekka had a fucking .25LR handgun
>>38012330
I considered that but my handwriting is so shit that this font actually looks good. And besides, what can I write with that will stay on a T-Shirt?
>>38012357
Spray paint, or fabric spray paint. I've used both on t-shirts in the past, and they've only faded slightly in the wash.
Probably #YOLO.
Then I would go around blasting bitches saying normie phrases.
"Just b urself man"
*bang memeshotgun blast to normies chest*
"ayy lmao just tell her how you feel bro"
*bullet wound to chad's forehead*
"All you gotta do is just talk to her dude"
*bangty bang bang into dude bro's killer 6 pack abs*
Then seek out a stacie.
"lyk omg seriously how can u not lyk starbucks"?
Slice her neck.
"How can you wear that? It's totally summertime!"
*Stab*
That's all purely fictional and falsehood.
>>38012247
>implying
>Omar "dropping fags and loading mags" Mateen had killed 49 and wounded 58
>Seung-Hui "glock crusade" Cho killed 32 and wounded 17
>>38012396
Forgot to add but also that autistic British guy with the spring-shoes
>>38012055
honestly, I consider people who fantasize about shooting up high schools to be incredibly immature and most likely actual high schoolers.
Please get off my board, this is 18+.
>>38012055
Would wear something to blend in and not stand out.
>>38012425
>immature
Do you know where you are?
>>38012425
Where do you think you are?
orginileae
>>38012438
>>38012443
I'm aware, I just come here to shitpost.
>>38012450
Yea whatever, leave now, this board aint for ya.
>>38012457
You know, it's so easy to get replies here these days.