/britfeel/

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Just how many of you are NEET?

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Britfeels should go to int
Leave pls

>>38010057
/int/ could never relate to our NEET and fallen wagie ways

>>38009977
Nah actually work lad, it's shite, but I've got a decent wedge together.

>>38010057
I go here and int, but both are completely different scenes la'

>tfw you've been stuck in the house all night because ypur mates bailed on a tuesday drink session THEY ORGANISED.

Think they went without me.

>>38010047
I'm NEET but temporarily due to illness. I suspect I'll be back in work once I've sorted my head out which will be in the next 6 months.

my dad wants to go watch transformers 5 with me today. save me lads its going to be shit

>>38010124
have some pints after lad it will be fun

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>>38010124
Go watch the film with your dad lad. Jesus christ.
He just wants to spend time with his kid. Go for a pin or something after lad.

>>38010124
go and enjoy the film and then go for some food or a pint afterwards.

Be grateful you have a father who wants to do things with you and spend time with his son. He won't be around forever, and you will kick yourself for missing such opportunities when he's gone.

Up bright and early for a job interview. It's going to be wicked I'm sure.

>>38010124
I'd go to see anything with my dad.

Who here /onabus/ right now

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>tfw salary fag

SERIOUSLY LADS JUST END IT ALL ITS NOT GONNA GET ANY BETTER JUST FUCKING END IT.

>>38010397
>tfw your dad shut himself in his shed when you were a kid, tinkering with his bikes and cars.
>tfw your dad probably knows more about the inner workings of an engine than he does your life.

I use to go and watch him and try to learn about cars and stuff, but my older brother just kept kicking me out and my dad didn't stop him, so I just stopped going and played playstation instead.

Thanks da' and our kid.

>>38010463
Kek, same. Don't even work over the 35 hours scheduled week much either

>>38010472
Be honest with yourself, you were never that interested to begin with.

>>38010484
He dad never gave him the chance to be

>>38010057
Stop posting my sister please mate

>>38010047
>Just how many of you are NEET?
me. 2 years now

>>38010484
I was la'. But my brother was, and still is one of those cunt kids who needs all the fucking attention so use to throw me out, tell me to fuck off and keep hitting me and stuff till I left.

My da' propbably thought he was manning me up by not getting involved but all he did was ruin the relationship between him and more so my relationship with our kid, much to my mums displeasure ('family needs to stick together, go see your brother, you'll be all he has when we die). The thing is both my parents always make it about him. I should go visit him, he's just a prick about me because he's looking out for me. HOW DOES SAYING I LOOK LIKE A JUNKIE BE LOOKING OUT FOR ME.

Fuck our kid.

Dad left when I was 3 months old and didnt meet him til I was 18. I dont really feel anything about him but I'm not looking forward to him dying because I'm not sure how I'm supposed to act in that situation.

>>38010551
>my brother was, and still is one of those cunt kids who needs all the fucking attention so use to throw me out, tell me to fuck off and keep hitting me and stuff till I left.
My brother was like that. He's a top lad now though and I've turned into the fucked up one.

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Nice comfy day today for me :)

Anyone else having a comfy day?

>>38010607
I moved out and do alright without my family.
My parents use that as an excuse 'oh you were always independent, that's why we left you be and helped your brother out more.' Utter wank la' they made me independent by not giving a fuck. The sad thing is I did everything they wanted (go to uni, meet a girl, settle down, get a job, all I have to do is have a kiddie and then I'll have done it all). And yet the focus on the cunt who got a 16 year old preggers when he was 24, and yet doesn't get to see his nipper, and then fuck around for 8 years before settling down with a woman with 3 kids then get her pregnant. They also hate his bird. And yet he is still their golden cunt.

>>38010481

It's the fucking goat lad

I've even got minions reporting into me doing most of the graft.

Friendly reminder that in the UK anime is a Normie pursuit.

>>38010718
Reminder in the uk, shagging YOUR mum is a normie persuit.

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>>38010718
Nothing wrong with a bit of anime<3

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>>38010750
All these new trips and personalities need to fucking bolt.

>>38010650
>>38010750
Are these images for ants?

Do I want this job or not? It's worth more money but desu I'm no longer sure just because let's be honest, 4chan has made me extremely reluctant to deal with migrants and that would be central to the new position.

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>>38010760
Make one too babe. It's great.

>>38010821
I'm sure you can reverse search for a larger version :)

>>38010822
>deal with migrants
What's the job?

>>38010830
>I'm sure you can reverse search for a larger version :)
Can't you? Lol

>>38010663
Disowned my parents over similar shit. Turns out that when you leave a young lad to grow up with minimal human contact and do nothing about it, he turns out a bit of a nutjob, but oh no we can't have a looney in the family. Even though the daughter they lord over is a bipolar twat.

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>>38010857
But I don't want to :D

in 2050, high school students will find these threads in their history books. teachers will call them "political cartoons"

>>38010886
Exactly the reason I'm mocking you for

>tfw no scouse gf

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>>38010906
Most wont click the thumbnail so I don't need large images :)

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>>38010679
There are people on this board who argue that salary cucks have it worse. I think they assume that Mr shekels can keep us back and make us work 70 hours a week etc.

True, when we're busy I might work 45 tops, but that's like a few weeks per year and I'd still get more on salary than per hour

Morning lads. First day back in work after a week. Fucking end me now.

>>38010463
I still hate it but it probably makes it better than being on a wage. I work the scheduled hours like 99% of the time as well.

Haven't been in the thread for a week either. Whos this new tripfag? Any early reviews out yet?

>>38011182
Still more honest than tilde, although tildes attempt to stir drama was interesting.
Didn't expect him to be pathetic as well as a lying racist attention whore.

Lads, at work and video game forums have been blocked. They're onto me, how do I get out of this?

Lethargic,no sex drive, apathetic. How do I cure this

>>38011308
Use your phone data only

>>38011308
>tfw am the IT at work and don't block anything
These people better thank me one day. You could try using a VPN or some shit but seems like effort.

Sup lads?
Comfy weather today

>>38011353
Opera has a built in VPN, if he can by some reason install Opera. might be something to do.
Otherwise if he can get onto 4chan just use /v/

F

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40427267/lazytown-actor-stefan-karl-stefansson-in-final-stages-of-cancer

>>38011376
If his work is blocking sites they often block downloads as well, if not go for it.

>>38011376
Insist sakka very good saw your post on Facebook lol I meant to be done to it but I can't do it again tomorrow morning but I can't do it again tomorrow morning but I can't do it again tomorrow morning but I can't do it again tomorrow morning but I

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>>38011488
I am currently working in an office in the woods and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and the start date for you as soon is as well to try and get back to you to cover the cost of the year and I will be going inawoods tomorrow morning but I can't do it again tomorrow morning but I can't do it again tomorrow morning but I can't do it again tomorrow morning but I can't do it

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>The generation's closest thing to Einstien
>So dont worry about me I'm fine

Why do neets love so much homo stuff?

>>38011534
Prison gay I guess? I've been a NEET for 2 years and havent had sex in 5 but dont want to suck a dick though.

>>38011252
What did he do to stir drama?

Job centre is sending me to a jobsfair tomorrow. What should I expect?

>>38011552
So what then? You want a cock in your arse?

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>>38010057
>"Don't look at me like this. It's haram."

>>38011575
I want that even less. I'm zero gay despite being a NEET so I think there's another reason.

>delivery within 2 business days
>now on the 4th

GIVE ME MY SHIT REEEEEEEEE

>>38011557
Started spreading gossip about lenlad aka tilde light

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>>38011600
Well ruh roh

Cat's just pissed on my bed lads, does this mean she likes me?

>tfw you remember the drinking age in america is 21
Cheers me right up that.

>>38011557
Tilde told us he heard lenlad was a bit of a cunt and Ebin spilt the beans. We're all going to the asda car park in Norwich to kick Len's head in, you coming with lad?

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Can't flee the Xi

>>38011740
I'll come but only to kick tildes head in

>>38011785
Fuck off saku you're next

>>38011740
That's a bit rude lad, I quite like using my head.

>Job interview today
>Did my due diligence and prepared
>Had an early night so's I could be up at 0730
>Couldn't find my sleeping pill I'd saved, so had to just rely on a tactical wank
>This morning I got ready, put on the suit and out the door
>Get to the train station
>There's no train scheduled
>Check on the app
>It's the other platform - I have to change
>I get over there just in time
>Station master comes out and tells everyone that there's delays of up to an hour because of a bridge collision
>I try the taxi office
>The motorway's closed
>This is going to make an extremely shitty first impression but I'm not going to make it on time
>I bite the bullet and ring the interviewer to let them know
>It's next week

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>>38011888
Lad my heart fucking sank at the end, i've had that panic where everything seems to be going wrong too many times.

>>38009977
>>38000534

sience

>>38011740
>asda car park
I normally go over the road to the park where all the kids go to drink frosty jacks and get blowies behind the hedge. Get a better audience there but Maybe a bit of variety could be good.

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So what are you lads up to today then?

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How do shitty, overpriced companies like pic related continue to prosper with Amazon around?

>>38012030

Going to buy some car parts because I got the wrong one on monday

Had a fuckin' massive nose bleed yesterday. Haven't had one of those in years. Probably didn't help that I woke up with it then thought it was just a runny nose so didn't actually open my eyes for 10 minutes. Once it dried up I pulled a 2cm long bit of dried blood out me nose.

>>38012040
The technologically illiterate keep em going. They'll hand hold you through every little bit one on one so you can't fuck it up. At least thats my guess for phone stalls. That and some people like to go and look at the product before buying it or need it that specific day and not want to wait for shipping.

>>38012040

Well they pay their taxes which is nice of them unlike Amazon.

Plus they use DPD and their own Knowhow delivery team is way better than the literal aids that is Amazon Logistics.

>>38011487
Nope, I download a huge amount of stuff (mainly wargame rules) and print them off at work desu. I've found a way around it, just go onto page two of the forums.

4chan is from phone only though. Don't want to be too frisky

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LIGHTS OUT
GORILLA RADIO

>>38012054
sounds ace lad. i long for another nosebleed, last one was 12 years ago.

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Barclays made an advert about doxxing anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2tW50CD6Aw

>>38012054
i had loads of nose bleeds last week. idk why i only get them when its hot.

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Morning lads! Was planning on re-organising my room but now I am having second thoughts desu. What are you going to be doing today?

>>38011360
>comfy weather

It really is! Think I might go for a walk later on

I don't know how you neets do It i get really bored whenever I'm not working

>>38012155
Turn that shit up Helper.

>>38012296
You should think twice about posting here you lying racist pathetic attention whore.

Get fucked you sly jealous little cretin

>>38012322
Just ignore him in an original way

>>38012314
>tfw I spend most of my time at work doing what NEETS do anyway
Would be much more comfy at work though. I could easily be NEET again. The only reason I got a job after like 7 months was because my family were getting salty..

>>38012336
What do you mean you do neet stuff at work

>>38012347
Basically browse 4chan+watch shit 90% of the day interspersed with the occasional wank

>>38012314
I don't like working but don't do anything productive on days off so I always think I might as well have worked that day and got paid than waste it with nothing to show.

>>38012359
No way no job us that easy what do you do (or are soposet to do)

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These fucking uppity shitskins shouting on victoria derbyshire

>>38010994
>he doesn't work a price rate
>he doesn't earn 1500 in 10 hours

Captcha is being weird again
Ogig

>>38012393
Tech support for like 30 people and there's two of us. I'm probably exaggerating a bit, probably more like 80%. The only thing I've done today is make a copy of a disc and empty out someones deleted items box.
Occasionally I will have a shit week when the boss is in and wants me to do his garbage work like making spreadsheets but when he's busy with other stuff it's good.

Remember when you nonces were complaining about the weather and whining that the rest of the summer would be blazing hot?

>>38012419
Cushy as fuck
>tfw 12 hour shift
>tfw manual labour
>tfw 9.50 pound an hour

>>38012431
Summer isn't over yet could still happen

>>38012449
Yeah I know. I'm pretty lucky in the grand scheme of things.
I do sometimes feel like a twat for still hating it still when it could be much worse.

Anyone here attracted to women in porn but not women in real life

>>38012470
>I do sometimes feel like a twat for still hating it still when it could be much worse.
Don't worry no one likes their job no matter what it's like

>>38012473
what? girls in porn are real you retard.

So I saw my 19 year old sister naked and I got erect. I feel really bad about it. The same thing happened last year when I accidentally saw my mum naked. I looked up about it online and when I finally found stuff that wasn't fan written people say its not normal. It's not like I want to fuck blood relatives but I get turned on by tits.

Is it wrong?

>>38012501
How old are you, are you a virgin, have you ever had intimate contact with a female before, kissing etc, how degenerate are your fetishes, were you drunk or under the influence of anything at the times this happened?

>>38012498
No I mean if they were in front of me I wouldn't be attracted to them I only get like that when I'm watching porn

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Was you that kid in primary school that always had nosebleeds?

The one in my class was called Daniel.

>>38012459

Shut it you sweating nonce

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>big tasty is back at mcdonalds

>>38012596
mcdonalds is the worst food on the planet, i dont even know how people can eat it, it makes me throw up, its the worst food ever and so disgusting, i would never eat there again

>>38012580
I'm not hot now I'm just saying it could happen later
>>38012596
Seriously? Awesome I love that burger

>>38012596

Enjoy your feces burger

>>38012551
>How old are you
18
>are you a virgin
ofc
>have you ever had intimate contact with a female before, kissing etc,
kissing and hand holding
>how degenerate are your fetishes
Not, I don't really have any and I watch porn like once a month
>were you drunk or under the influence of anything at the times this happened?
No

>>38012658
You might be fucked then RIP

>>38012658
Don't worry about it mate it was a normal response.
Honestly you sound like one of the most normal people in here

Nothing more pathetic than 18 year old faggots complaining that they're KHV and that their life is over already.

>>38012688
He didn't say his life was over

>>38012708

He's here. The implication is ringing loud and clear.

Lads I'd like to try writing although I am dog shit at it, can someone critique my short story idea?

>Hermit lives alone in the woods with a flask full of a limitless mysterious liquid
>This liquid induces a crippling addiction into whatever living thing takes of it
>He has made the entire areas survival dependent on him. Trees, flowers, grass and animals etc all require a dose from the flask every day
>He does this by simply pouring it into the ground and the liquid flows throughout the entire forest
>As a traveler is moving through the forest he eats a mushroom, which inflicts him with the addiction
>The hermit later come across him, realising what has happened he takes him back to his cabin and explains that the traveler must drink from the flask every day or face death
>What follows is a close quarters stand off between the two as the traveler wishes to simply take the flask with him so that he can leave, but the hermit can't grant this request because then the forest he loves would whither and die

Please be patient I have autism

Currently trying to look for a job for the first time. I can understand now why NEETs struggle to get a job. You need bullshit qualifications to get pleb jobs and the jobs below them are so bad it's not worth applying.

a indian girl wants to date me lads. she's a virgin and wants to save it for marriage. idk if i want to marry her. should i go out with her?

>>38012784
If the flask contains limitless liquid then the traveler could take a year's supply and just come back for more later.

>>38012767
So are you
Is your life over?

>>38012841
I was thinking that the traveler would be too paranoid about losing his supply if he did that.
His life is at stake, he could just bottle a lot of it to take with him, but they could be stolen, get lost, leak etc then he would have not enough time to get back to the hermit.
He would rather keep the flask with him at all times.

>>38012850

Yes m8. I'm in my 30s

>>38012899
Fair enough I'm 26 and in the same boat

>>38012834
Can she cook? If so yes

>>38012501
I like the idea of fucking a sister but I don't have a sister so maybe if I did I wouldn't

>>38012834
>a indian girl
From which part? They can look either lovely or like dog shit.

New Transformers is just as bat shit as the other 3 before it.

Nothing will beat the first one.

Michael Bay is terrible and should have quit while he was ahead.

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>>38012834

Dated an Indian girl once, she was perfect.

Went on holiday and never came back

Just watched the first episode of Red Dwarf
cant believe I havnt before, this show is quite brilliant

This is a bit of a long shot, but I e-mailed some anon from here in like October last year, and just recently found the e-mails again (only the sent ones, not the ones he sent back). I won't reveal too much info, but his name begins with an A and i "think" he lived near Coventry.

Anyways! I want to say sorry. Because you gave me your steam name (which seems to have disappeared from my inbox), and I promised I'd add you as soon as I got back from my weekend away, but I unfortunately never did because of a few issues that popped up. You probably didn't give it a seconds thought, but I still feel bad about it anyway.

Would have emailed this directly... but who knows if these emails are still used, and there's a slim chance they still post here anyway.

>>38013051
>should have quit

Michael Bay cares about getting that dolla, creating quality films is of secondary importance to him.

>>38013101
Jesus christ how many lonely bastards has saku tried to bf?

>>38013101
>sakulad stalker pretending to be multiple people

>>38013101
He doesn't use steam much since he got a bf

>>38013062
Paneer please

Watched Rick and Morty first season after ignoring the mub plebbit crowd.

Very enjoyable with clearly a lot of thought behind it. Reminds me of Bojack Horseman but focusing on the existentialism side of it.

>>38013208
Cheeky bugger!

I have the sent messages (just not the received), so I can actually reference them proving I am who I say I am, and not a stalker.

>>38013131
pretty much every waifuposter at least

>>38013098
first like 6 series are good then it gets fucky and doesn't quite recover.

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I miss Turkey Twizzlers. :(

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>You may have received, or are due to receive a shipment from DHL [...] 41.00 is payable for Duty & VAT
You've fucked me for he last time, Xiaomi! I've imported things from anime and burger land without paying a penny. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38013238
its pretty good init

>>38013345

Yeah, the EU is great isn't it, preventing us from striking a free trade deals with non-EU countries

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>>38013341
same, bet its just nostalgia and they're actually disgusting though. jamie oliver still a cunt tho obviously

only day of the week ive got to go outside and the weather is disastrous, at least I can get away with wearing a coat today. Last week it was like 24c or something and I wore a jumper so I probably look more in place today

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>>38013345
> Buying from hand-wringing gook kikes

baka fuckin gaijin

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>>38013397
Yes. I bet they wouldn't be that tasty but still miss them.
Lots of food I'd like to try again. :(

Hope it's a comfy jumper.

>>38013397

Ebin, do you ever spend a minute of the day off britfeel?

not that I can talk, was on until 2am, back on at 10am

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>>38013441
Its alright, I've worn it like 10 times since december without washing it though haha


>tfw wearing new socks

really getting hedonistic

>>38013430
Hey, at least I've not had to pay import duty from Nippon.

>>38013452
everytime i'm at my PC which is very frequently I have the tab open

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>>38013455
Should treat yourself to a new comfy jumper for this winter. :D

/britfeel/ has become anime central. this needs to stop.

>>38013477
literally who doesn't have britfeel open whenever they are on their pc

>>38013573
>/britfeel/ has become anime central. this needs to stop.
Welcome to the age of avatar and tripfags.
You thought forced memes were bad, welcome to forced personalities.
Should ban them all tbqh.

>>38013477
>>38013584
Yeah I always have it open. A lot of the time I cant be bothered to post because there's drama or tripfags

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>Shower is broken
>Smell awful
>Hair is greasy as shit
It might be getting fixed later but goddamn. Don't know how some of you can go days without washing.

I think all the anime posters should post pictures of their front gardens

>>38013584
Yea but I'm on my pc nearly every waking hour

>>38013648
don't think you're special in that regard ebina

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>>38013636
Do you want the street address too? :)

>>38013573
I know, I go away for 12 hours and suddenly the avatar fag count has tripled, what happened?

teeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmpppppppppzzzzzzzzzzz

next hype

>>38013594
I at least enjoyed the forced memes occasionally but these personalities are just straight up narcissism.

>>38013573
>>38013673
just look at the sympathy and attention tilde and ebina get, that's why, also the total anime waifu posters has actually gone down, jun/azulad never post any more, nymphanon hardly does, same with saku and len, madoanon rarely does, it's just that the anime posters that are here now seem to post more often but it's still a smaller amount of people

>>38013621
>Don't know how some of you can go days without washing.
I can't remember the last time I had a bath or shower. Cut my own hair really short and just splash some water on my head every now and then. for everything else I use Dettol wipes.

Started writing down my income/outgoings (not including my bennies). Want to get to the point where I can pay for everything on my own and just hoard the NEETbux

>>38013752
As did I. But people like ebin and tilde causing arguments over multiple threads now mean people view these personalities as okay to shit up britfeel with.

>>38013621
haven't taken a shower in months, showering make me extremely itchy and I feel like I can't wear any clothes besides boxers for 2-3 days after showering, same with washing my hair

>>38013783
Do you live next to a leaky nuclear plant?

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>>38013658

This is what britfeel thinks of you, Korma

Whenever someone goes the toilet after me I get paranoid that I for some reason forgot to flush my shit.

>>38013754

>what is a full stop

>>38013840
who gives a fuck on 4chan mate

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This is what a tripfagging anime nonce looks like

Show us your cutting scars, Korma

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Good morning, /britfeel/!

How are you feeling this morning?
I hope you're feeling shitty and depressed and whatever you get up to today doesn't stop those negative thoughts that are running through your pathetic little minds hour after hour.

Is Tekken anon around? Hope you continue losing and you're stuck at 7 kyu, you scrub.

How is everyone doing with the wageslaving today? Crushing your soul no doubt, lol. Wagies will never learn

Anyway, how is everyone actually doing? Not that I care, but I'll reply anyway!

>>38013745

It was never an HD telly.

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>finish a lovely wank, cum in my pants
>mum knocks at the door

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>>38013806
You look like you have had too many kormas yourself haha

>>38013871
she could hear you and was waiting for you to finish before knocking
stop moaning so loud you faggot

>>38013865

WHO HURT YOU?! WHO HURT YOU, ANON!?

I'm doing application stuff for college and probably playing Fifa or watching guff from YT because I'm a massive, lazy, shit.

>>38013865
Let's all love Lain!
She's a real qt

>>38013897
The door to my house anon, I don't moan loud enough to be heard outside.

>>38013897

>hears you moaning from outside your room
>unzips dick

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>>38010047
NEET for 6 years. First time I've counted it in a long time, usually just block it out.

Are housewives NEETs?

Just found out I'm going to die lads
It's such a relief

>don't have to live out the failure of my life
>won't grow old and alone and even more lonely
>won't have to suffer anymore

>>38014016
Running a household is a full time job, provided they actually clean and keep the cupboards stocked instead of sitting on their arse watching Jeremy Kyle all day

>>38014039
Cancer?
bloxocubes

>>38014047
Brain tumor

Dignitas here I come

>>38014057
Seen that Terry Pratchett documentary?

Is it inoperable?

>>38014057
Chug a load of energy drinks, might rot your brain enough to affect the tumor.

>>38014016
Yeah, and they fought for the right to work, the fools.

>>38014057
what were the symptoms that led you to that discovery?

>>38014073
Most likely

You don't know how many time she I've wished for this in my bed crying

I finally get to leave

>>38014081
A 3 day powerful headache and one morning I woke up, stretched and collapsed from a blackout and was seen spasming on my bedroom floor by parents

>>38014095
How old are you? Does your family know?

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>>38014095
I feel sad, but you seem happy at the fact.

I hope it's as pain free, and comfortable as possible at the end for you

How old are you?

>saw my secondary school crush' old best friend in town earlier
>crush turned me down when we were 18 and told everyone that I had asked her out
>public humiliation
>she's now got two kids from two separate dad's and living in a womans refuge all at the age of 25

Toppest of keks

>>38014095
>>38014039

now that youre free do you have anything you want to do?

If this turns out to be a character I'me leaving this place for awhile. Too much idiocy here lately.

>>38014105
22

Yes they know.

>>38014118
I'm just more looking forward to not living.
Don't think I'll do anything different except maybe eat some junk food

>>38014108
It has been what I've wished for since I was 14
The idea of being alive ten years from now. Scares me.

>wake up
>realise my pants are stuck to my crotch from where I jizzed in them last night and didn't clean it up
It's gonna feel so good peeling that shit off

Didn't come today
Maybe tomorrow

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>Work 5 days a week
>Bored as fuck on my day off

Am I broken? Sometimes I'd rather be at work than at home

>>38014192
Exactly what Shekelberg wants.

Think I'm gonna do that other tab of acid.

anyone else find dark eye circles on girls hot?

>>38014192
Just today's shift to go then I'm gonna marathon crash bandicoot for the foreseeable future
Got snacks and everything, gonna be a total pig about it

>>38014222
Can I pIay?

Just ordered myself a really girly floral teapot, cups and saucers
cant wait till it arrives

>>38014215
I do. Brown girls often have them.

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Lads I am organizing a Britfeel meet up. Everyone is welcome.

I've worked out the perfect location so that most Robots can easily attend.

The Cafe of the Asda Long Eaton Superstore, Midland St, Long Eaton, Nottingham NG10 1NY.

There will be no debate about this location. I took the /britfeel/ Zeemaps and paid a professional cartographer to find the location that would be easiest for everyone. I live on the other side of the country, so it's a sacrifice for me, but I'm happy to do it to maximise attendance.

The meet up will happen this saturday at 3pm. Let me know if you plan to attend.

>>38014261
Im emailing asda to warn them

>>38014261
Good plan, get all the waifuposters in one place so we can blow them up

>>38014261
Allah willing I will be there, bishilla

>>38014276
Official terrorist threat

Screenshotted

>>38014261
I'll be there lad. Really looking forward to it.

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>>38013902
Be more productive! And stop using OP players!

>>38013917
The qtiest

>>38014261
you have to give more notice than a couple days desu

>>38014215
I want emo girls to be back in fashion, that was so hot.

>>38014261
That's the day I meet my potential britfeel BF for the first time

Choose another day!

>>38014261
>I took the /britfeel/ Zeemaps and paid a professional cartographer to find the location that would be easiest for everyone

Thanks for giving me a good chuckle anon

>>38014202

The worst thing is, I don't even need the money. I live at home and just save money and don't spend it on anything

>>38014246
I would very much like that

>Found out a waifuposter is a yank

What a fucking surprise one of the biggest attention whores of recent is not even a britbong

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Think I might try to learn some new characters on Tekken~

>>38014261
Nottingham is a surprisingly good choice desu. Very central and not too expensive on the train for me. Shame I am working this Saturday or I would have genuinely considered it.

>>38014276
Please don't do this!

Thread just got a lot worse

>>38014385

Because waifus and anime is fundamentally anti bong.

>>38014377
So would I. Although I'd rather watch. I've played those games to death already, and I can be the cheerleader instead.

>>38014144
So how long have you got left? You should do something wild. Go on a drug binge or something

>Used to think I was about average in my normieness level for britfeel
>Now think I'm probably the 2nd most normie after BritNormie himself

>>38014423
It only came out recently, if it's even out now
I pre-ordered through tesco because I had some vouchers, they say i can expect delivery tomorrow

I've avoided all the trailers and discussion so i can play it completely fresh

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Tfw struggling basic maths so I'm sat on my phone on 4chan instead. Life wasn't made for me lads

>>38014446
It's the remake of the first trilogy, no?

Anyone remember red alert 1 or 2 I loved those games
Don't think you can get them now

>>38014448
What math are you trying to do

>>38014454
I think I have some of those in the shed. Along with a dreamcast, an N64 and a bunch of PS1 games

>>38014451
The only 3 crash games I'll ever regard as existing
CTR is fine too i guess

>>38014454
They've been fan-ported to the latest Windows
Playing Ra2 in 4k is a hell of a thing, you can see the entire map on the screen at once

>>38014493
I dont even need to check ebay to know that's bollocks

>>38014470
Ratios, fractions and measurements

>>38014448
I got an E for my maths GCSE.

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Practise speaking Mandarin

>>38013865
>Tekken anon
There's not just one of us you fool. By the sounds of it you play as well. Are you 'Tekken anon'?

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>>38014529
Give back tibet

4km - 404m should be 0.04 right? Why does it say I'm wrong and it's 3.596. how on earth did it come to that number

>>38014520
I got a G so don't feel bad.

>>38014401
Think you should fuck off and post somewhere else you pathetic lying racist attention whore.

Who are you kidding when you say you'd turn up? You would never live up to the lies you've created while you fester in your jealousy of the waifu posters who have achieved what you haven't.
Why don't you try and start drama again you sad cunt

>>38014596
4000 - 404

>>38014520
My math GCSE GPA was 1.2 so don't feel too bad.

>>38014596

4km is 4000m, 4000 - 404 = 3596m or 3.596km

>>38014596
4000 - 404 = 3596

>>38014596
4km=4000m
4000-404=3596

>>38014596
Brilliant bait. Guaranteed replies. Very creative.

How do I open an envelope?

>>38014520
i got a D but that's probably because i did no revision what so ever and i was half asleep during the test

>>38014626
Bit mean for a waifu poster, no?

Hope you're not all like that

>>38014109
Should've set up a date with her then just stood her up.

>>38014626
Calm down len

>>38014668

One of them literally had an online gf for years, and when she came over to visit they didn't even fuck

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In an a couple hours time, I'll no longer be a virgin. It'll cost me 140 bongs for the pleasure though.

I hope it doesn't change me, I hope I don't think I'm better than you guys afterwards, cause I want to come on here still.

>>38014611
i didn't get a grade in maths but luckily i took a test outside of school which is equivalent to a b-c grade
>>38014652
with a knife

>>38014679
That's really sad, to be honest. What was the reason given?

Surely they'd have spoken about lewd things before meeting.

>>38014635
that sounds suspiciously like an American grade system to me.

>>38014689
id rather have lost it to a prozzy than the fat slag I did lose it to. still gives me nightmares

>>38014689
>I hope I don't think I'm better than you guys afterwards,

If you pay for it, that won't happen

>>38014689
If you wear a condom you're still technically a virgin since your penis never really came into contact with vagoo

>>38014689
If you think that losing your virginity to a prostitute is going to make you feel good about yourself, you are in for a horrific surprise.

>>38014689

You're still a virgin unless you creampie her.

can someone give me a quick rundown on all of these cancerous new trips?

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>one anon losing his virginity
>another dying of a brain tumour
The circle of life

>>38010047
I've been a NEET since April 2015, barring a brief 6 week period.

>Working on a horror novel
>really enjoying it and think its going well
>wake up today
>now feel like everything iv done is complete shit
wake me up desu

>>38014796
Good point anon. Everyone vote:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13305820

>>38010047
13 years

Not the NEETdom I care about, it's the being alone

>>38014724
why? i'd rather lose it too a fat slag than a prossie because at least i know she actually wanted to fuck me and isn't just doing it for money

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What GCSE results did you lads get? What were you predicted?

>Predicted A's in everything
>Played Battlefield all year with my best mate instead of revising

8 x C's
2 x B's, Engineering
1 x D, Physics, by 1 mark. Kek.

Really miss playing battlefield with the lads tbqh.

>>38014813
Welcome to the world of 99.99% of every writer ever

>>38014824
The fat slag just wants a dick in her. She doesnt care if it's yours.

>>38014825
I got C in everything except English where I got an A. Powerful levels of mediocrity.

>>38014689
Still a virgin unless you choke her out cold and pie her butt hole

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>>38009977
I fucked up. I ruined it. I had sex with a girl. Does this mean she'll be my gf? I just want my virginity back it fucking sucked.

>>38014840
I feel /r9k/ is mainly people who should have achieved more but ended up settling for mediocrity

>>38014722

Yeah, she was 14 and he was 19 and they used to cam sex quite a lot, and smoke meth together over skype, and show each other their self harm scars.

>>38014825
I got straight As across the board, except for IT (which I got a pass in), then straight As for A Level (before they introduced A*s, otherwise I would have gotten A*A*A).

>>38014860
Pretty much. If you didn't get 'could do better' on every school report then you shouldn't be here.

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>>38014820
>Not the NEETdom I care about, it's the being alone
How would not being NEET stop you from being alone? I'm 30 and never been unemployed. Still a lonely alcoholic though.

>>38014887
It wouldn't. I wasn't saying the two were connected

Still, telling a possible bf/gf that you're NEET, isn't exactly the most charming thing

>>38014885
kek literally every report ever.

>>38014837
well at least you get it for free. i would never pay for sex.

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>try couch to 5k so I can get an apetite and try eating more
>feel like I'm dying
>feel like I'm getting judged my everyone who saw me
>hasn't really helped with my shit self-esteem
>forgot to lock the door when I came home
>have a shower
>get out
>sick three times in the sink
>all water/saliva
>currently having a coughing fit
Fuck me, lads. At least I have an excuse to use this picture, r-right?
Toast waifus.

>>38014902
Yeah desu I havent had sex in 5 years and wouldnt use a prossie

>>38014917
Vomiting after working out just means you did a great job.

>>38014824

Find yourself a well reviewed prossie thaf will suck and fuck you dry.

The fat girl will be too self conscious about her looks and just lie there timidly.

>>38014885
Oh every one mate. I just didn't care enough to put more effort in. Knew I could get C's by putting in the least amount of effort possible, and that's all you need in life really. Was happier playing Xbox and football.

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>>38014917
My appetite is completely shot. Took me 20 minutes to eat an apple earlier, and I couldn't even finish it

>>38014677
Couldn't give a toss about len. I kind of wish he will say more to prove how slimy tilde is. Best case scenario is they take each other out.

Hilarious how jealous he is of the waifu posters.

>>38014917
>tfw running for 10 seconds make you heart/throat feel all funny, like you have indigestion and intense heartburn at the same time
i have no idea if i'm just severely unfit or if there's something wrong with me, but i hate being reminded of that

>>38014933
Oh, neat. I feel a little better now, thanks anon.

>>38014949

>playing Xbox
>playing football

Its like the normans don't even try to hide themselves anymore

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>>38014859
pls respond you fucks I don't want to become a fucking normie I wish she'd just have left me alone she is probably making fun of my shitty skills in bed and my cock right now

>>38014825
1 A* Science
2 A English language and literature
1 C Geography
Everything else B

Mostly got what I was predicted desu

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Just ate some chicken. Quite full now :D <3

What are all you babes going to have for tea tonight?

>>38014983
Nice spices faggot lmao

>>38014967
>normie problems

lad, please

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>>38014902
>i would never pay for sex
Then enjoy fucking fat slags or remaining a virgin for the rest of your life.

I've fucked some stunning looking girls, because I paid them.

Most women are prossies anyway, you have to pay to fuck them in one way or another.

>>38014859
Greentext us the tale lad

>>38014825
2A's
4B's
3C's
Can't remember what was predicted but probably higher. The school thought I was super intelligent because I have Asperger's, but what they didn't know was I had literally zero motivation to study. Also I became slightly busy with normalfag things at 16 like having a gf

>>38014965
Nobody actually normal is on /r9k/ lad

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>>38015002
I'M NOT A FUCKING NORMIE
please delete your post anon

BritNormie is probably the best poster in britfeel

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>>38014994
Let's not bring curry fighting here please :(

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>>38014983
A big bowl of weetabix and cup of hot coco.

>>38014983
I don't know I'll probably just get takeaway again

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>>38015049
Warm or cold milk on this Weetabix? :)

>>38015065
>cold milk on weetabix
consider sudoku

How accurate is the "GFE" thing in AW? I don't expect fake relationship shite, but I also don't want it to be walk in, take pants off, fuck, and leave. Would be nice to have some social interaction in the hour.

>>38014983

Show us your cutting scars

>>38015065
Room temperature milk.

>>38015008
i don't find skinny old slutty dumb girls attractive. if i could find a cute chubby young prossie id do it without a second thought

>>38014864
What an absolute nonce.

PSA
---------

This new tripfag 'Korma' is a yank

I shagged a prossie, 30 for 20 minutes down a German red light district. She was a solid 8/10, blonde, nice tits, slim.

She put the condom on and sucked me for what felt like forever before I actually got hard. Then she rode me for a bit, before I flipped her over and shagged her doggy for a while. Accidently rammed the wrong hole at one point and she screamed, thought the bouncers were going to arrive and kill me.

Couldn't cum, despite her best efforts with a handy j

>>38015079
She'll call you baby and kiss you stuff like that

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>>38015064
What takeaway are you thinking of?

>>38015078
I never said I have cold babe.

>>38015088
What scars? Show me yours.

>>38015091
Ohhh, a wildcard :D

>>38015114
English actually.

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This is 'Korma'

A former meth addict from the US who now waifufags in britfeel. So beta that he attempted suicide over his britbong gf leaving him.

Show us your self-farm scars lad

>>38015124
>Ohhh, a wildcard :D
It's mostly because my fridge is somewhat broken and my microwave is shit.

How do I hided tripfags with the filter

>>38015124
>What takeaway are you thinking of?
Might go for a nice curry tbqh.
N-nothing to do with your trip or anything...

>>38015139
You can't be addicted to meth can you? I thought you just took it once and died

>>38015119
That doesn't sound too bad. I expect I'm an embarrassingly pathetic kisser though

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>>38015139
I don't self harm and I have never seen this guy before today. Who is he really?

>>38015144
Shame, still won't be bad on Bix.

>>38015157
Excellent choice. Should share pictures when you get it and make it a review.

>>38015116
exactly, i need emotional connection to enjoy sex

>>38015078
>He doesn't use warm man milk on his weetabix

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>>38015014
alright here goes
>met a girl about 6 years ago when my mother forced me to go on a shitty school skiing trip so I could "get out of my shell"
>trip sucked, this one girl kept talking to me, inviting me to play games with her
>she always laughed at everything I said
>never talked to her after the trip
>6 years later
>randomly meet her on the train, find out she's going to a college near me
>she invites me to go get coffee with her
>rather watch anime but too much of a sperg to say no
>we go get coffee, she starts flirting with me, starts sitting on my lap and touching me
>feel awkward as fuck
>go walk in the park, she pulls me into the bushes and starts sucking my little 6 inch weirdly shaped peepee
>she invites me to her house and we have sex, I cum in 10 minutes
>try to make her cum for 15 minutes but I can't do it
>go home and have a cry
That's was the day before yesterday. Why does this succubus take such an interest in me? Does this mean she is my gf now? I can't even go to the store without giving myself a pep talk why is she taking such an interest in me. I can't take all this female contact I can't concentrate for shit I just want to be able to relax and watch anime. The only thing I can think about is her laughing with her friends about how bad I am in the sack and how small my dick is. I just want to be a comfy virgin again.

Graduating with a 2ii tomorrow lads

>>38015264
Oh weII

>>38015259
How did you try making her cum?

We want intricate details about the sex here lad

And you've just lived every shy robots fantasy. The girl pursuing you and doing the leading