IT FUCKING HAPPENED

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT NOW NOW NOW NON-K SCUM

im proud of you, bro. i wish for the best.

god speed, anon. god speed.

now:

normiE GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEE

>>38008133
>>38008092
GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO YOU ALL, FARE WELL!

I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST LUCK IN YOUR ENDEAVORS AND HOPE YOU ALL WILL MEET THE SAME FATE AS ME!

Congratulations, I'm happy for you. Now never, ever come back.

>tfw made a thread like this last fall when I asked a girl out
>anons warned me, told me I'd be back when it didn't work
>one of them said to remember some code-word for when it happened and post it here (like "copper" something or other)
>relationship lasted 3 months, still KV cause I'm beta
Anon, when the time comes, remember "tin socks" for me.

>>38008038
At least enlighten us with a greentext OP

>>38008410
Alright, here it goes.
>be me
>met qt on tinder
>we text a little
>never actually meet up
>tell her im khhv
>fast forward
>11:43 PM tonight
>7/10 qt texts me, says "you up?"
>insomnia.bmp
>"Yes, what's up?"
>"come outside :)"
>go outside
>she grabs me
>mouth fucking hard
>brain shuts off
>grab her ass
>"bye now, text you later!"
>drives away

>>38008518
Robotness is a state of mind, no K will save you. You will be back.

>>38008518
This is fucking horseshit.

The sooner you evolve mental asexuality and psychologically eradicate from your soul the primal instinct to go out, court females, and reproduce all together, leaving you a robot in the purest truest sense of the word, the better