ITT: Signs that someone is a robot

They post on /r9k/
my comment wasn't original, thus I have been muted for 2 seconds

>>38006603
They stay away from liquids

>>38006603
>Constant foot tapping/fidgeting
>Excessive clothing, like wearing a winter jacket in spring
>Only wears long pants, never wears shorts
>Has a hard time maintaining eye contact

>>38006603
never saw him with a girl. (or boy)

>>38006603
they are always wearing a sweater

>>38006603
Dead fish eyes.

Seems smart but can't do simple things.

>>38006681
3/4 for me

Is the thing with excessive clothing about self consciousness?

always on the edge of group pictures (if even pictured)

>>38006811
>Is the thing with excessive clothing about self consciousness?
Yes, it helps us feel more secure when going outside. Sort of like armor.

>they post a picture or green text
And then a ferociously ironical comment, completely discarding it.

They like to dehumanize everything. Sugar, they call it "sand". (tru story)

>>38006624
He said robot not normie

>>38006820
robots dont hang out in groups you stupid stupid frog.

>>38006867
/r9k/ is at least 50% robots posing as bullies (or bullies posing as robots)

>>38006896
Why would you call me frog?

>>38006867
Maybe /b/ but if you're posting here something went wrong in your life and you're not normal. Another sign of a robot is liking traps.

Let's all have sex like animals!

>>38006896
Is think he was talking about like a group work photo for example

>>38006603
lack of eye contact

thousand miles stare.

They lack white skin.

>>38007303
Quite the opposite actually.

spicyoregano

>>38006603
Can't tell the difference between a street sign and a car.

>>38006681
To be fair, shorts on fatties look better than pants on fatties and is thus the reason why I'd rather people see my hairy legs than see my fucking hips.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cye-1RP5jso

Literally every lonely, self-hating, nihilist that has been a victim of circumstance can be called a "robot."

but true robots as we would recognize were raised by the internet, so i guess add being some kind of sociopath and having no social skills to the list above.

the archetype is very easily recognized, they're the edgy guy in high school then the quiet loser in college.

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>>38006681
4/4
Holy fuxk anon this can't be original

>>38006681
0/4 for me

Then again im a normie summerfag

>>38006603
>This thread is getting serious, unironic responses
Women cannot be robots and if you think differently you are wrong and need to leave

>>38007825
>Literally every lonely, self-hating, nihilist that has a victim complex can be called a "robot."
Fixed it for you anon.

When you find an average looking Christian gf and you just stop talk to her one day because you don't know and don't want deal with the idea of give attention to another thing than your life you are surely a robot.

I'm also into programming and IT, so, I don't have much feeling to humans anymore and only care about computers and things related to technology. I don't care about sex, love and this kind of thing and I know there are something really wrong with me, sure thing, but all I can do is carry on with my life and enjoy all little pleasures I have: eat good food and drinks, programming, cooking and sleep.

>>38008182

I'm also completely paranoid.

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Let me tell you boys about social anxiety

You ever hear of that there social anxiety?

Boyo, puckers it right up nice and tight. Makes a mighty fine robot out of ya.

Giving one word answers to questions

>>38008112
>Unironically posting a Sam Harris vid
It seems like your fedora is too tight and cutting off the circulation to your brain. Take it off every now and then, and while your at it wash your hair too.

>>38006624
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>>38007303
>they
>they
>they
seems nu-/r9k/ is out in force tonight.

>>38006681
2/4
I'm gonna make sure this is very original

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>>38008112
Boy, you have total control of yourself. Nothing happens without being in accordance with your will. You see yourself as a lonely loser, and so you are.

>>38006603
why does that pic hurt me so

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>>38009847
It may be because you feel like you'll never be in that situation.

Here's a much more comforting picture though to hopefully make you feel better.

>>38006809
What's the cause of this?

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>>38006809
>can program in C++
>can't make simple home cooked meals

It isn't supposed to be like this.

>no fashion sense, frumpy clothing
>awkward walking and behavior
>avoidant of eye contact
>stiff body or face when someone conversates with them
>unkempt looking
>stuttering
>seems very clueless but is actually intelligent
>wearing all grey/black colors

>>38006681
Yea this applies to all losers, not just robots

>>38012631
>>stuttering
Fuck off, i'm a legit stutter.

>>38012657
Do you get annoyed when people emulate stuttering over text? I stutter from time to time because I'm nervous around people but that shit is something else

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>>38012631
All of them but im not intelligent

We have an androgynous personality

>>38012730
Nah, not really because they associate stuttering with anxiety. I got ridiculed a lot for stuttering when i was in school. I still feel sad that even if i'd get Chad body, I'd still be stutter.

Beta wite boi

Literally the definition of robots

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They never chase woman,
Refuse to work unless It benefits them,
Never leaves the home,
Sad demeanor or stoic face.

>>38009020
In the context of someone hypothetically being verified, it's not "we" until the "if" is answered.

>>38006603
you can tell by the eyes
the eyes say it all
if they're dead and lifeless the person is probably robotic

>>38014124
The point of that post went completely over your head, thus confirming you aren't a robot.

>>38006681
Oh yeah great that's a 4/4 for me

>>38011287
We must solve the puzzle together!

>>38012602
would you rather be able to make simple home cooked meals and be unable to program in C++?

>>38014560
Honestly I'm leaning towards autism or Asbergers

>>38014463
Oh. Just because females can't be robots doesn't mean you're incorrect if you don't put an implication of that in at every single opportunity in contexts where it goes without saying.

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>wears clothing that covers as much of the body as possible to hide skelly physique
>neutral colors
>sweater, hoodie
>sometimes it's hard to understand what they're saying
>avoids social contact by not approaching anyone, never striking up a conversation, making up excuses to not attend social gatherings
>avoids eye contact
>often at a loss for words
>appears intelligent because of having soaked up an ocean of information from spending too much time on the internet but this illusion can fall apart pretty quickly since this knowledge is at a very shallow level
>paranoid


That's me at least

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>>38012631
>>38015998

All of them except being a skeleton. i'm kind of fat but not massively overweight.

I wear nothing but hoodies, though i do like to roll the sleeves up to my elbows

I honestly think shorts on men look shit though, and always think of the generic "man with a fedora+white cargo shorts" neckbeard guy in my head .

>>38006681
4/4

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>>38006681
>>Constant foot tapping/fidgeting
>>Excessive clothing, like wearing a winter jacket in spring
>>Only wears long pants, never wears shorts
>>Has a hard time maintaining eye contact
so neck myself, yah?

>>38006809
>Seems smart but can't do simple things.
Stop talking about me ffs.

>>38006838
>Yes, it helps us feel more secure when going outside. Sort of like armor.
Why do normies not understand and why do they persist in asking us about it.? Holy fuck.

Robot:
>virgin
>no friends
>no likable qualities that would make him a good friend
>no personality
>socially retarded
>failing at simple tasks
>avoids eye contact or forces it so much it gets uncomfortable

You would never see a true robot out in the wild because they never leave their rooms except for food or if mommy forces them. A true robot is impossible to identify because they're almost impossible to study. The only way to learn about them is through /r9k/ and even then there are pretenders spreading misinformation.

>>38014084
>Refuse to work unless It benefits them

is this not common sense?

>>38016360
If it's hot

random people aren't you to hot in that hoodie
me no I don't feel the heat while sweating right in front of them

I also have to wear a T-shirt under a flannel shirt buttoned to the top then a hoodie on top regardless of temperature or what I'm doing

i don't know why

Robots either experience anger or apathetic when confronted with adversity
Robots are excluded for there Fringe views or interests
Robots are not accepted by women or may not want to be
Robots are will never fit in 100% and can not complete a human interaction without making at least one mistake
Robots think about the one social mistake they make for the rest of their lives
By robots I mean me

>>38007367
As long as you aren't a fucking midget and are at least semi not ugly, you have no excuse for being white and single in a first world country.

Force yourself to go shirtless outside in the summer, feels good man, soak up the sun