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What the fuck
Hug sister, greentext results
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>>38005153
I still don't have a sister to hug so I hugged my cat again
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>>38005153
While my sister may not be in band anymore, nor is she interested in majoring in music, she keeps showing me band memes.
I get a good laugh out of them, but makes me sad that I may not hear her play the flute as often ass she did.
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>protects thread from spammers one day
>deletes it the next

I am confused
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>>38005543
>ass
Kekeke, laughter hurts my back.
>>38005526
A cat is fine too.
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>>38005526
Did he hug you back?

>>38005543
Not a meme
Funny though

>>38005562
Might not have been the same person
Last thread was off to a bad start anyway
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>>38005627
that seems like a meme to me if enough band geeks spread it around
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>>38005596
He is good
>>38005627
No, but he didn't fight
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>>38005775
I decided to play as reinhardt some yesterday cus a fellow on my team asked to play lucio when I had picked him
and I had a lot of fun and kept winning... people just kept letting themselves get shot shooting at my shield and I felt useful and powerful
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>>38005711
Maybe, I don't know

>>38005775
I knew it was you
Why not hug your parents? I'm sure they'd appreciate it. Remember to tell them you love them
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I dun forgot my trip
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>>38005879
>>38005895
And somehow didn't quote
Fuck phoneposting
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>>38005870
He's a great character, just not fun, I play him if I have to
>>38005879
I'm not in the mom hugging mood and while snuggling today I was trying hard not to do something stupid, so maybe a little space from my dad is okay for the rest of the day
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>>38006315
Sorry you feel that way. I hope you enjoy the rest of your night
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Sad day bump
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>>38006405
please leave and dont come back.

you are a waste of posts.
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>>38006861
What's so sad about today anon? :(
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>>38006315
Yeah, I'm about to practice reinhardt more, particularly his charges, so I might be confident enough to take him into competitive
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>>38007101
Gonna have to politely decline. Asking/telling me to leave is a waste of posts

>>38007112
There's sad things about every day, but you have to try to look at the positives about each day
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What the fuck happened to the other thread?
Did Deer's massive faggotry get it deleted?
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>>38005153
I don't like hugging my little sister. It feels too gay. Also I'm gay. Why do people like hugging their little sister so much? I wish I had a little brother.
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>>38007231
>It feels too gay
>Also I'm gay
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>>38007231
I have a younger brother and sister and I definitely prefer hugging my sister because my brother just doesn't like hugs
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>>38007313
Hug your little brother for me anon-kyun. Some of us will never get the chance.
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>>38007389
He doesn't live with me but next time I see him I will!
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>>38007163
I thought you were already talking about comp
I'd keep the charges to a minimum, know when to hold up your barrier, communicate with the other tank (I actually have gone into team chat every game this season)
>>38007231
>>38007312
Kek
Hug your whole family
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>>38007471
No, I've only done support/pharah in comp so I know I'm doing the best I can
I don't like playing competitive alone, anyways, so I seldom complete all my placement matches
Been doing pretty well this season so I should finish my last 5!
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Everybody make sure to get enough sleep tonight
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>>38008105
I wanted to bump, but you beat me to the punch.
I'll punch you Good night
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>>38007529
I hate solo queueing but I pretty much have to, thankfully in diamond *cough cough* most people come to chat and have functional mics
>>38008105
Hahhahahahahaha
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>>38008174
I've been doing really well as reinhardt, for what its worth
I love when you swing the hammer and people are still there to get hit
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Sister coming over to visit tomorrow. Can't wait.
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>>38008241
He's just boring to me
>>38008471
STOP RUBBING IT IN MH FACE THAT ILL NEVER BE A SISTER OR AN AUNT
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>>38008901
You can be an aunt if you marry someone with nieces/nephews
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>>38008901
I love boring shit
Standing using the shield and seeing people behind me is fun!
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>>38008976
I mean the "this is my brother/sister's kid, the whole concept of it
>>38008999
I can't stand the boring, I need to be doing shit to feel useful
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>>38008901
>ILL NEVER BE A SISTER

its too bad cause considering your kinks I'm sure your brother would be balls deep in you daily.
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>>38009216
I doubt that, since incest isn't one of my kinks
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Sorry I took so long to return. I got into a whatsapp conversation with the girl I smoked with and didn't really think to return until now.

Were there any questions I missed? I couldn't see any because the thread was deleted.
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>>38009361
>incest isn't one of my kinks

it IS her only kink.
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>>38009416
Didn't have a question, but I do now
Why whatsapp?
>>38009425
>it IS her only kink
>her only kink
>only kink
What?
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>>38009462
It's the easiest way to text without a cellphone. I can do it on my mom's ipad too even though I hate the whole concept of tablets.
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>>38009483
Technology can be convenient either way
What did you two talk about? It seems like you're having fun!
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>>38009416
I apologized for being a dick, for what it's worth

>>38009425
Being in love with her dad doesn't mean she has an incest fetish
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>>38009498
Just a little reflection about the day and then tons of stuff. Her friends, my job, school, pussy, weed.

>>38009502
I was serious when I said I didn't like you.
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>>38005153
b-but I'm a boy oni-chaaan
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>>38009566
I don't care for you either but I was still an asshole to you for no reason
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>>38009483
Oh, didn't know you don't have a phone
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>>38009566
Do they seem like cool people?
I'm curious about where you met her to begin with
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>>38009607
no one fucking wants you here. please fuck off
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>>38009662
I guess you didn't see my earlier post
>>38007177
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>>38009662
please be kind
we can coexist, its no big deal.
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>>38009629
Yeah it was ruined by a pool. It's another thing on daddy's list of gifts.

>>38009631
They seem alright. They're really open minded and mostly just like meeting new people. They were also high which helped.

I met her at an event at the bookstore. They had an event for sci fi and she was there.
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>>38009771
Oh yea, I forgot about that
Cool that you're making friends and enjoying yourself
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>>38009771
That's cool, it sounds like you found a good opportunity and then took it!
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I wonder where we'll all be in six months time.
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>>38010368
I wonder that often. Hopefully I'll be huddled in bed with no troubles on my mind.
And hopefully these threads will still be here too
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>>38010368
Still here pretending to believe that the tripfags are real girls, and that anon#2018's story of fucking his sister is legit
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>>38010368
First thing I thought of was: in my ass.
What was the first thing you thought of?
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>>38010588
Hopefully still happy!
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>>38005153
I hug my sisters whenever they come over its like normal if you're not a degenerate or have a terrible relationship with your family
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these hug your*insert something retarded* are the threads that ruin this board
get off 4chin you normies
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>>38010368
Honestly I hope that I'm both no longer posting here and still posting here at the same time. I would want my life to have some sort of direction at that point too.

A serious relationship or maybe some more experience would be nice.
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>>38010677
this does not ruin anything
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>>38010368
I'll probably still be here, lurking, like I was 6 months before this
>>38010677
And the trap, BBC, x found the y z and, /drug./ threads are completely fine right?
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>>38011130
Don't forget all the "see this what do," discord spam, party rock spam, X makes you a robot, X feels threads, X means you're not a robot, and X hate threads, along with many others
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How autistic do you have to be that hugging your sister is greentext worthy?
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>>38010368
I'll probably decorate someones bumper as the reddest bumper sticker people have ever seen. I hate having to cycle through traffic for a shitty wagecuck job in retail. I guess it ain't to bad but it only pays like a little over 5 bucks per hour.
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>>38011321
I love riding my bike to work!
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>>38010588
Dead. Don't wanna live too coward to end it.
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I took a nap in my sisters bed it smelled delicious.
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>>38011456
Why was it delicious?
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How do I shake off the feeling that my sister is growing up and is gonna start dating in 1-2 years?

It's driving me insane.
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>>38011764
Sorry my dude but you don't play a role in that, she's going to grow up and date, you'll learn to live with it.
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>>38011764
Well train her so she'll only want onii-chan's jummy cummies and that she'll never want anything to do with any boys besides you. Go get her tiger.
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>>38011802
Yeah but I don't want to have some stranger to walk around my house and possibly have sexual intercourse next door. It would be humiliating.
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>>38011858
Then they don't need to stay strangers
you're allowed to know her boyfriends
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>>38011858
If you're the only adult in the house it's fine for you to tell her boyfriend to fuck off. I'm just saying you shouldn't purposefully interfere in her dating experience
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>>38011877
I don't want to interfere, frankly I don't give a fuck. I want my home to stay home, not a brothel.
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>>38011912
That seems like a bit of an overreaction
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Morning guys.
Is pencil girl our new mascot?
Also I love my sister and hug her often but I swear to God if she doesn't stop using my shower at like 8am (where decent students are still asleep, or possibly still awake) I will tickle the everliving FUCK out of her. No survivors.
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A bump for love and peace
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>>38012119
Go tickle your sister, tickle matches are fun, the fewer survivors the better!
>my shower
>tfw you realise people are so much richer then you

>tfw the two parts of your post are completely different in tone so you don't know what reaction image to use
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>>38010368
Either here and nothing changed or dead.
I accept it.
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>>38012934
I did, now she doesn't even want to come close to me for fear of another attack. Plus I think she'll be going to some friend of hers.
And it's less that, I just had my bathroom completely renovated, got a raindrop shower and such so she constantly camps my bathroom.
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>>38013583
I've never been in a raindrop shower, is it that good that camping the bathroom is worth it?
As I don't have much else to say I'll just point out that there's a crazy eurasian jay on the opposite side of my street. I've been staring out of the window of my study for a while now, just watching him jump around and trying to sit on way on branches way to small to support his weight. I don't know if he's testing them or just having fun.
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>You wake up your sister with your stupid alarm that is Into Free by Dangan
Man, she hates this song from the countless times I play it. I will never get tired of it ever since I first heard it all those years back.
>>38012119
The time of negotiations ended a long time ago, Austria. You know that.
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>>38013671
I quite love it, but it's an especially big change from my old shower since it was pretty, well, old. New one got this raindrop thing and two jets on the side, an extra showerhead with a massage setting, it's pretty great.

>>38013769
Yes. The time for talk is over. Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of cuddling.
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>>38014040
At this point, I can predict what your spoiler texts are always about. Same goes for every spoiler I see in this thread in general. Not that it's an bad thing or anything.
I'm guessing the fight went well between the two of you. Hope everyone is having a good morning or whatever it is in everyone's timezone.
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>>38005153
i hug your mother and then fuck her worn out asshole
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>>38014663
I bet you can't predict that I couldn't sleep last night, there's blood in my ears, and I'm probably dying a slow and painful death
How's your back?
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>>38005153
>mfw my little sister randomly bought me candy which we used to have when we were younger
>says it tastes like our childhood
made my day
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>>38014836
Yeah, it seems like you're in more need of medical help than I am if that's the case. Seek it right now. Seriously.
And I'm better enough to be back at work. Would rather not worry my sister again, but I'll probably still lend a hand as long as it doesn't involve climbing in the back of trailers.
>>38014900
That's probably sweeter than the candy itself, man. Fugging cute.
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>>38014836
>spoiler
Stay at home and sleep it off
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>>38014900
That's adorable

Protect her well anon
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>sister is on other side of the country
>only have $25
>cry
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Does anyone remember why story stopped tripping?
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>sister is asleep
>lay down on top of her
>feels good
>come
>sister wake up
>she is not understanding
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>no sister
>no one
>hug trench knife.
>cold and boring.
>get me out of here
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Sister and I never really spent a lot of time together. We weren't interested in many same things, we had different friend groups, etc.
I've never hugged my sister.
It's not that I dislike her, but again, we were just different.
I do however remember the few times she'd come and sit out the front of our parents house and have breakfast with me, and she'd give me this 'look' that I never understood until now whenever she was around me.
I just hugged her and here are the results
>Sis is sitting at the table doing something on her laptop
>I call her name and ask her if she can come here for a sec
>Hear the wooden chair creak out and her footsteps come towards my room
>Yeah? Everything ok anon?
>Hug her
>Silence for a few seconds
>Feel her arms wrap around my back
>Hear her start sobbing
>Shit, did I hurt you, sis?
>Start to pull away from the hug but she just pulls me back in
>I'm standing there wondering what the fuck I do when
>Sis fucking confesses to me
>Says she loves me and she's sorry for not spending more time with me
>Hugging each other in the doorway to my room for quite a few minutes while she continues to sob and tell me her feelings for me
>Tell her it's fine, and I understand
>Asks me if I love her too
>Godkillmenow.png
>Y-yeah!.. Of course I do!
>Sobbing srarts up again
>She's hugging me so hard I feel like she's going to break my fucking spine
>But it's k, the tiddies pressing on my body felt good
>End up breaking the hug and awkwardly leaving
I don't know what the fuck I'm feeling
I don't know what the fuck I do
I don't want to hurt her feelings... Like, fuck.
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>>38016062
Do you like her in a more than brotherly way anon?
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>>38015191

He got called out on his bullshit several times and people got fed up with it.
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>>38016105
I really don't know
I've never previously thought about her like that?
Even if I did, loving a family member like that is classified as being wrong, is it not?
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>>38016062
Are you sure it was not just platonic? Regardless, continue to hug her more often.
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>>38016291
I really don't think it was platonic.
But yeah... I'll be sure to, thanks
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My brother came home with his girlfriend this afternoon, I managed to not fuck anything up and talk to her a little, she's nice. They went out to go eat somewhere a few minutes ago.
>>38016062
I'm sorry, I hope she meant it platonically, for both your sakes.
My advice probably sucks but if she actually has feelings for you please at least make her feel like you gave her a chance, even if you're not interested. I wish my brother would've at least tried something even if it was out of pity and led nowhere.
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>>38016891
>My brother came home with his girlfriend this afternoon, I managed to not fuck anything up and talk to her a little, she's nice.
Sorry, I can imagine that wasn't the most fun for you
>please at least make her feel like you gave her a chance, even if you're not interested. I wish my brother would've at least tried something even if it was out of pity and led nowhere.
Yea, that's good advice >>38016062
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https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
Alright everyone let's see what we got
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>>38014040
L-lewd...
>>38014900
>tfw it's cute but also melancholic nostalgia feels
>>38016062
I don't even know man, I'd say try to do more stuff together with her anon, even if it's mundane like reading a book next to each other or hanging in the sae room and listening to the same music. And hug her more often.
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>>38016062
Guess it wouldn't hurt to spend more time with her. Maybe you'll be able to find some things you're both into, and if not, then it would be pretty nice to make up for a bit of lost time. Seems she really feels bad from not being with you more often.
If she really did mean it romantically, then the best I can say is just talk with her more. It's not easy to get that kind of confession out, especially with a family member. If you don't have the same feelings, then I do hope your relationship with her doesn't change. Biggest fear, or at least to what I know, in this sort of stuff is not being able to go back to how things were. Sorry if it doesn't help or if it isn't much.
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Have you walked in on them on the toilet?
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Here's to hoping things go well for the new guy
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Page 8 Wednesday evening music bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDleI-vm7z4
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Let's try the activities again maybe?

>Post a pic of your favorite posters
>Everyone's super power if they had a super power
>Who do you ship?
>Who would you have a drink with?
>Who would you DUDE WEED with?
>Marry fuck kill?

pls participate it gives us something to talk about
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>>38019013
Here I will get us started

Pic related is story, her super power is being able to transform, I ship her with austria because of the obvious sexual tension between them, I would drink with austria because she knows what shes doing, I dont smoke weed but probably beargguy because I think he would talk about tons of shit, marry Ella, fuck story, kill no one pls
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anons pls post that screencap with the qt shy timid imouto who likes girls und panzer and makes tank/ship models and her onii chan anon who becomes protective of her after realising she's his qt sister and his family(specially their fucking cunt mom) hate her.
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>>38019013
I wanna drink and smoke with everyone!
And marry whoever likes me most
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>>38019013
>Post a pic of your favorite posters
No idea

>Everyone's super power if they had a super power
Laura and ella will always be able to find mutual love

>Who do you ship?
Laura and her dad
Ella and her brother

>Who would you have a drink with?
Austria

>Who would you DUDE WEED with?
Protective

>Marry fuck kill?
Ella, kissy, pedo guy

>>38019248
You mean pic related?
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>>38019013
>>Post a pic of your favorite posters
We're dropping top reddit tier here guys, we don't need to openly worship tripfags for the love of god. Besides I haven't seen any pictures of tripfags other then ella
>>Everyone's super power if they had a super power
Bearguy would be like wolverine and fight wiht his bear hands.
>>Who do you ship?
Amon and the Lieutenant
>>Who would you have a drink with?
Bearguy cus be seems pretty chill
>>Who would you DUDE WEED with?
See previous answer
>>Marry fuck kill?
REEEEE normalfag REEEE
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>>38019402
People like you is why 4chan is shit
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>>38019451
y? do xplain
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>>38019451
what gives you that impression
he just doesn't want to fuck, marry, or kill anybody
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>>38019496
Your no fun club everything that i dont like is reddit or normie reeeeeee is killing us
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>>38019351
Yes, thanks for the screencap, you fucking tripfaggot loving, micropenis jerking beta fucking orbiter. You disgust me. The tripfags aren;t real girls and on top of that, they definitely aren't fucking their fathers/sisters, and you all disgust me, you fucking source of constant cancer, just fuck off to your designated discord or some other shithole
HAHAHHA FUCKING RETARDS
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>>38019510
Did you ever play team sports anon?
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>>38019591
No and that is not an argument
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Good afternoon everybody!
I hope its been a nice day for you all.
Anything new or interesting going on?

I'm thinking of getting a haircut today! My mane is becoming a bit too much to manage...
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>>38019351
Is there any more to that story?
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did story ever tell what happened when she smoked weed?
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>>38019928
She got lesbian lewd
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>>38019928
she had a good time with her dealer
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>>38019928
She posted a greentext in the thread that was 404'd

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38001951/#q38002405
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>>38019990
>>38020004
>>38020024
>missed a whole thread

fuck. thanks, anons.
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>>38020046
story's happy experience was the only thing of value in that thread, I'm sure you've noticed
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>>38019626
No it's not but it does explain why you're such a little insecure and easily hurt faggot. If you learn to hang with other dudes, even if they're not your friends, you learn how to deal with banter. So yeah I call people faggots and I scream reee, but I'm not obsessing in the slightest over it. I know they're gonna stay most likely and if they don't than I won't miss 'em. I just say what I think in a blunt manner. If you can't handle that I strongly advice you to fucking off yourself in the most hilarious manner. At least someone will laugh, even if it isn't you.
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>>38020138
Some people just use banter as an excuse to be rude and get away with it, so I never really buy it
Men can get along and have fun without trying to put each other down, the "banter" among my friends is very light and we mostly try to be kind

regardless, I don't think your post was offensive in any way!
I think you and yours are more than welcome here!
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>>38020138
wow 2edgy4me you sure are a cool guy a real straight shooter
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>>38020213
no need to get so defensive, man
I don't think he's trying to argue, just state his case
We can coexist!
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>>38020138
>all this projection

If anything you're the one who got offended as he said that you were the problem. He should be the one giving you this self righteous banter speech. Also you're whole "I just say what I think" is cringey as fuck. Is just a bad excuse to be an asshole. Relax my dude. It literally took you like 30 minutes to calm down and post that shit. God damn.
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You idiots
why can't boys just get along
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>>38019013
stop with this shit, no one cares
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>>38020349
No reason to be so negative, they were just trying to inject some conversation into a slow day!
There seem to be a few anons, or even just one really determined anon, who just want to complain or put people down all the time. I wonder why this is, because I would like to put an end to it!
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>>38020387
Put an end to yourself
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>>38020425
No can do, boss
I've got a lot to live for and I've been very happy lately!
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>>38020196
Well over here we pretty much just insult each other and try to kick or slap on another all day. It's pretty fun desu, you should try messing with friends a bit.
>>38020213
y-you too...
>>38020263
I got windows and god knows how many tabs open and someone just called me on the phone. I know it's hard to judge someone's tone throught text but I'm honestly not mad at all, a little iddy I caused commotion at most. I would almost "xD" at this but that would be to reddit.
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>>38020504
You disgust me if I'm being honest with you.
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>>38020504
I'm not about that at all. I have enough self-criticism that I take insults personally most of the time, but other people don't know that so I don't make a fuss about it.
I just don't like to engage in "banter", it's never been fun for me. I want to love my friends instead!
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>>38020528
Great, that's exactly what I get off too. B-belittle me more anon!
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When I was younger, my little brother was treated very poorly by my parents, while they constantly praised and gave me things (for doing well in school)
It still eats at me to this day, I never feel like I deserve any praise or respect and I have a habit of being a little too generous with my money, and asking my parents for anything is a source of extreme anxiety

it almost seems easier to be mistreated
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>>38012119
You obviously just need to join her
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>Stand up to find her
>Sit back down

Fuck you for making it hurt again.
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>>38020635
Holy shit this is exactly what happened to me as well.
Weirdly enough I developed kind of an inferiority complex and I think my brother has some superiority complex aspects to him.
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>>38020723
Yeah it's the same way for me, my brother grew up to be selfish and haughty while I am meek and generous
I try my best to do things with and for him, though, because I know he is very lonesome deep down
but sometimes I feel like he just takes advantage of my kindness
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>>38020590
I find peace knowing that you think by posting like that you win arguments and feel superior. It makes me realize that there are people that are much more stupid than I am. It's nice not feeling the need to pretend to be intelligent and strong to feel self validation.
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>>38020845
>there are people that are much more stupid than I am
>not feeling the need to pretend to be intelligent and strong
pls
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Apparently my dad thought my brother's girlfriend visiting was a good topic to talk about therapy again, I hate it when he pulls his fucking patronizing act. I told him I don't want therapy and he can't force anything and that I'd lie which thankfully managed to end the conversation for now. I wish everyone would just forget about my fucking feelings.
I'm sorry I know it's stupid blogshit but I had to vent
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>>38020941
I wasn't sure that was even an intention of his
Why is therapy even in the question?
How have you been today, otherwise?
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>>38020757
My brother was always the social butterfly from the two of us. As children we never really got along but after having lived 2 years on my own we are cool now. Too bad I don't get to spend that much time with him.

Because of my mental issues I've taken an ethical altruistic approach to my life, I never ask anything in return. There will always be people will always try and take advantage of kindness, and you either deny them or stop caring.
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>>38021021
My brother is much less social than I am, but I went to university so I think that's the primary reason.
I play D&D with him and his friends now, though, and it's a lot of fun.

I'm much the same way in ethics, but I'm trying to express me needs and wants more and more. People don't mind doing things for you. It's often strangulating to have a person just want to give and give and give. More like, give and take and give.
Part of it is getting some more self-respect and being able to say no to people, too.

I'm glad you spoke up today, anon, it makes me feel very nice to know somebody else with such similar experiences.
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>>38020941
Always welcome to vent, if you feel better talking to anon's here then a therapist. I know some family members that did go to therapy and I heard mostly positive feedback but it can suck if the therapist isn't your type. And parents can be horribly patronizing when you're old enough to make your own choices but you're still a little live at home kid to them, or that's my situation, dunno how they normally see you.
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>>38021013
Because I'm stupid and told him how I feel about my brother. And even the people who know nothing are needlessly concerned about me.
My day has been pretty shit
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>>38021146
Why did you tell him?
I think his reaction is only natural for a father who cares about you, but I hope he respects your wishes and doesn't mention it unprovoked again.
Are you going to be heading to bed soon? What can we do to try to lighten up your day?
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>>38019139
>>38019402
I don't really drink or do drugs, but that's still pretty nice of you guys.
>>38020635
>I have a habit of being a little too generous with my money
Ever been taking advantage of? I was a bit of a personal piggy bank for a few people because of the same thing. Although you can't really put the blame on others when you're acting like a doormat.
>>38020941
Vent if you need to vent. Can't really see a reason why it would be bad in any way.
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>>38021146
Idunno what would cheer you up but I usually go sulk and feel bad for myself for a bit and then listen to my cheer up songs. Then I'm happy until I realise all life is in vain and I become apathic and depressed again. Also, parents should support their children but they're only human too, you can't expect them to take everything well and handle everything perfectly.
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>>38021226
Yes, a few times. I like to give gifts but I've given to people who really, really don't deserve it, and I regret it.
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A severe lack of actual sister hugging greentexts in this thread
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>>38021126
I'd rather no one who knows me irl ever knew about how I feel
I should've just kept everything to myself
>dunno how they normally see you
Like the most delicate fucking Chinese porcelain doll unable to make her own decisions because boohoo my ex hurt me
>>38021193
Because he's still my dad and I can't lie to him
I'll just sleep it off whenever.
>>38021237
They should try and leave me alone some time
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>>38005526
I don't have anything relevant to say so heres this
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>>38005153
>Sister is autistic
>Literally hugs me every time I see her
feels good man
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>>38021497
>am autistic
>literally never hug my brother
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>>38005153
>hugging is the normal greeting in our family
>hug sister and extended family every time there is some family event

Sorry, I have nothing
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>>38021432
Sounds like you need to masturbate to cool yourself down a little.
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I'm 22 and I have 4 sisters; 16,20, 28, 31. Don't think I've hugged any of them since I was 5. Hugged my mother maybe 2-3 times past 10 years. Just feels very awkward for me.
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>>38021257
What, were you regretting it before or after? Must be really hard if you were doing it when your thoughts on them were already formed and you gave it out of sheer generosity. Might be even tougher if it was after.
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>>38021615
seriously why do you even have a trip? does anyone even like you?
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>>38021881
I like beargguy he is an important part of these threads
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>>38021881
Fuck off, beargguy is probably the most genuine and relevant trip in the thread
How can you even dislike the guy?
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>>38021924
*annoying

>>38021931
because he has nothing to contribute and trips for no reason, why would i like the guy?
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>>38021982
Either you're just trying to cause problems or this is your first time here.
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>>38022013
neither im just pointing out how useless him and his trip are to the thread
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>>38022244
They aren't useless, people like having him around
What's useless is people trying to incite others for such petty reasons
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>>38016891
Thank you. I guess I'll give it a shot and see where things go
>>38017554
>>38017583
I'll be sure to find some things in common with my sis and spend some time with her. Thanks for the advice!
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>>38021881
Oh boy, Deer is back at it again.

>>38021309
On it senpai.
>Sister (11) is in my bed watching tv
>Go to her and hug her
>Doesn't say or do anything
She barely reacts to this since I actually do it a lot every single day, sometimes she hugs back sometimes she doesn't.

>>38021440
Kek
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I expected another day of austria funposting to keep the thread alive and I have to say I'm severely disappointed in her attendance so far
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>>38022596
I think it's deer, too
I'm certain he samefags to insult himself for attention
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>>38022244
I think you're confusing Bearg and Deer Guy friend, Bearg has
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>>38022860
each one of them is worse than the other if you ask me
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Hey robots, any good discords available, i wanna talk shit internationally
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I'm sorry I got so upset earlier
I tried to sleep but only napped a little, though I feel better now I have my stuffies. Thankoo for trying to help.
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>>38021603
Sad

>>38022562
Good luck

>>38022596
Oh come on, that's not even something I would say
You forgot to tell her you love her

>>38022938
That doesn't even make sense

>>38023373
Kiss your sister
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>>38023383
Don't apologize, glad you're okay now
>>38021881
>does anyone even like you
Uhh yea
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>>38023444
i don't have a sister and i'm not into incest
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>>38023383
You're allowed to be upset sometimes!
I'm glad you feel better. What are you going to do for the rest of the night?
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Someone please explain these shitty threads to me. Is it just incest fantasy roleplay?
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>>38023479
KYS

>>38023686
Hug your family, tell them you love them, post results. Strengthen your family bonds.
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>Bust my back on the first day back at work once I moved out with my sister
>Didn't die on the ride home
Things are looking up for me now.
>>38021931
I don't always work on some of my kits to the fullest, so that's a reason to dislike me. I also prefer subtle panel lining, so that might ruffle a few rail feathers.
>>38023383
Eh, don't worry. All in the past now. What matters is that you're better now at least.
>>38023444
Quads
>>38023450
You're too nice.
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>>38023373
Idunno, maybe a discord would be funny for this thread. But seeing as how these threads needs to be bumped so often I don't think we'd have much to talk about in real time and it'd just be mostly silent and them some awkward occasional smalltalk that no one's really feeling.
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>>38023898
My fear creating an actual discord is that some people won't be able to get into the conversation and only the personalities will get to say anything
I think the thread has a good pace but I'm very happy to talk to people on discord one on one
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>>38023950
Time zones will be problematic too. I'm in bed right now and about to seriously try to sleep while the burgers are just about getting online.
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>>38023990
I just think it will be awkward, the way we have it organized now works well so I don't think we should shake things up
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I hug all I can but what I really need is somebody to kiss
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>>38024181
Wonna kiss?
Also I'm having a fucking panic attack fuuuuuck I got to get up in the morning why do I have to freak out at half past 1 fuckfuckfuck. Do you guys know that feel when you just want to curl up in a ball, cry amd smah yiur head against a wall?
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>>38024351
I want to kiss, please kiss me
God I'm so lonely
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>>38024351
Sometimes
But I'm down to kiss, especially if it will calm your nerves!
Why are you so nervous? :(

>>38024469
Mwah~
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>>38024562
>Mwah~
A virtual kiss from an anon made me feel a little better. We're hitting new lows here, boys.
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>>38024813
Finding joy in things is the opposite of a low.
Be happy! Enjoy your day, and whatever it might throw at you.
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>>38024895
I honestly don't know what I'd do without your incessant cheeriness, Happy.
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>>38005627
>Last thread was off to a bad start anyway
what happened last thread?
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>>38024936
Well, what did you do before I came here?
I'm all the way over here, if my posts lighten up your day it's coming from within, not from me!
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>>38022603
I'm very sorry, I had my best friends home warming party to attend so I didn't get to post much.
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>>38005153
>hardly see sister because divorce
>she is hot af
>hug her
>get a boner instantly
>she notices once and laughs
>avoids me for rest of day
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>>38025137
She should of done the sisterly thing and taken care of it for you.
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>>38025084
people were arguing
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>>38025084
Deer guy claimed his rightful place as the worst person in this thread by sperging out at Story for no reason and reminded everyone that he should not be spoken with.
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>>38025206
I find it funny and interesting that you guys consider someone getting a bit off the rails as "sperging" when that's not even close to what my level of sperging out is.
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>>38025550
You can at least control yourself and only sperg in the thread as self defense, Deer just started shit-flinging out of nowhere.
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>>38025194
>>38025206
That's unfortunate. Thread fighting needs to stop already.
>>38025550
Just let it bounce off and let positive comments outweigh the negative. pic related
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>>38025708
I feel the same way, kissy!
What did you get up to today?
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>>38025652
I'm just saying that you guys haven't seen an aspie who wanted pokemon white but ended up with pokemon diamond, or when your dad decides to take your bearded dragon without talking to you about it while you were at school because they didn't like the smell that the enclosure gave off.

>>38025708
I'm not bothered by stuff here anymore. I have value in things in real life now. Nothing here really has the same effect anymore.

There are lots of nice people here now. The positive almost always outweighs the negative.
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>>38025802
I put air in my tires today which is a big deal for me because I was alone in public doing a thing.

>>38026313
attaboy
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>>38026641
oops I forgot the thing again this was me
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>>38026641
Do you normally not do things alone in public?
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>>38024469
>>38024562
>>38024813
...gay
>>38023861
I like being nice
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>>38027177
Do you want a kiss, too, Laura?
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>>38027083
I barely do alone. I have to work myself up a LOT to go to the grocery store when no one is there and I just go back home if the parking lot isn't basically empty. Also I use self check out.
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>>38027226
I don't anon, I don't
Maybe a headpat
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>>38027366
Headpats Laura gently
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>>38027258
Are you getting better at it? I've had no choice but to do things by myself more and more as an adult. Now adays I get nervous if people want to go with me, haha

>>38027366
Okay, that's fair! *Headpats*
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>>38027523
Not you titcow, go breastfeed something
>>38027561
This I'm okay with
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>>38027561
Not until very, very recently. I thank my relationship with my aniki.

>>38027805
Hey at least I can.
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>>38027877
Keep improving! You're doing great so far, kissy.
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>>38027877
They're just mounds of fat, kissy. It doesn't matter that much.
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>>38027877
>at least I can
...hush
At least you're trying with your anxiety, good luck with it
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>>38027805
Laura is this your way of saying you want to be breastfed by kissy?
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>>38027996
No, I finished putting nipples in my mouth 18 years ago
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>>38028243
How boring. Nipples are great for sucking on no matter your age.
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>>38028263
WELL IM NOT GAY AND I DONT WANT TO BE NEAR MY NAKED MOM AGAIN, SO ITS NOT HAPPENING
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>>38026313
>aspie who wanted pokemon white but ended up with pokemon diamond, or when your dad decides to take your bearded dragon without talking to you about it while you were at school because they didn't like the smell that the enclosure gave off.
I know it probably wasn't, but still sounds cute as fuck for some reason.
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>>38028282
What about boy nips
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>>38028631
...do guys like that? I feel like that's just weird for both parties
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>>38028552
Well that would depend on whether or not you find this cute.

>come home from school
>get ready to poke my lizard in the face with worms
>oh boy I can't wait
>get to the extra room that she's kept in
>her light is off
>I hope it hasn't been off all day
>turn it on and look inside
>there is no butterfly
>where is butterfly
>worry and stress tears already coming
>run downstairs to my mother
>ask her if she knows where she is
>"I'm sorry but daddy needed to take her away."
>rage levels rapidly rising
>run to my bedroom as fast as I can
>wheeze cry under the covers for a while
>get up once I'm somewhat calm
>see a picture of my dad and his parents on the wall
>grab it
>go up the stairs
>drop it right over the railing
>tears rolling down my face
>my mom sure does like this ceramic angel figure
>over the railing it goes
>these books in my dad's study look too neat
>all them on the floor
>basically rampaging and screaming until my mom literally wrangles me from behind and pins me

I was 9.
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>>38028798
>...do guys like that?
I guess homos do.

>>38028819
I had this huge grin on my face while I read that, so yeah it's cute. Now tell the pokemon one.
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>>38028878
That one isn't as exciting

>pokemon white came out a little bit before my birthday
>wanted it
>ask for it
>mom goes full retard and buys a brand new copy of diamond
>I already had pearl
>I wanted white
>she gives it to me
>she just saw the "NEW" tag on it
>thought it was the new game
>start saying over and over that I wanted white
>she's trying to calm me down
>run to my room
>she hopes I relax in there because I started working on self-deescalation around then
>grab my ds and the game
>throw them in the toilet
>flush over and over while bawling

Not as fun.
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>>38028819
That isn't very cute it makes me sad
I had a pet lizard that my parents took away one day, too

I have my gecko as an adult now, though, and I love her
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>>38029030
True, not as good, but still enjoyable.
>>throw them in the toilet
So did the DS still work after that?
Asking because mine once got really wet in the rain, but it still worked.
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>>38029064
I was very upset. She was the only pet my parents have allowed me to have and she was gone after a few months.

>>38029144
No I completely destroyed it.
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>>38028819
>>38029030
Gonna assume you got the shit beat out of you both times
Glad you found a way to "self deescalate" though
>>38028878
Alright, because I feel like I wouldn't like that
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>>38029186
Yeah, I was really upset when my lizard "ran away", too
They gave away my salamander, too, and the people they gave it to neglected it and it died

Do you have any pets these days?
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>>38029218
Not really. Usually for punishment they would lock my entertainment stand and make me sit in my room with books and Mozart playing. You can't really hit autistic kids. That turns them into school shooters. Once I calmed down we would discuss my behavior and how I can improve it. Disciplining autistic kids is more about teaching them instead of punishing them. True punishment only causes damage.

>>38029239
Nope.
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>>38029374
sorry didn't know you were actually autistic, just thought you were saying "sperging out". Now I feel like an asshole
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>>38029403
Oh I just thought you didn't really know how people handle kids with autism. I wasn't offended, just explaining.
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>>38029461
God no I wouldn't hit an autistic kid, that's just wrong
So how's your relationship with your family now?
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>>38029486
Sorry, I guess my trip would clear everything up.
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>>38029374
Oh, are there any pets you want to have as an adult?
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>>38029552
Dogs seem nice but I doubt I would be able to care for much of anything.
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>>38029612
Why do you say that? Maybe you'll get a dig with somebody else in the future!
I wouldn't try to own a dog all alone, either.
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>>38029632
I can barely take care of myself. I don't think I'll be able to be consistently responsible for another living thing for a long time.
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>>38029668
story I think you're really swell and I'm glad I get to talk to you in the thread
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>>38029505
Ah, here I am worrying you already don't like me, just to go on rambling like a moron
I should've figured it out, my bad
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>>38029698
Thanks :)

>>38029770
I'm very confused. I like you. Did it seem like I didn't?
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>>38027906
>>38027991
Thanks a bunch it means a lot

>>38027986
>>38027991
y'all just jealous of cows

>>38027996
I'm going with this

>>38029505
ohhi there
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>>38029833
hello

do you have any plans for tonight
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>>38029797
I don't know, I feel like whenever I say something stupid it's always towards you
>>38029833
Why would I be jealous of the cow?
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>>38030090
Laura dearest, you say stupid things far too often for them to only be directed towards her.
Why would anyone be jealous of any cow?
Yesterday I discovered my little sister is nearly too big for a DD cup
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>>38030062
Currently playing battlegrounds with aniki. Super fun. He got punched to death twice in a row.

>>38030090
Oh I don't know. It's not like pic related or anything.
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I masturbated to pictures of my sis after I posted about my experience yesterday.

Felt bad but also pretty cathartic? Not sure how to describe it.
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>>38030090
I don't know of anything that I remember so they must not have been bad enough.

>>38030191
>Laura dearest

I physically cringed.

>>38030216
Late night games are fun. It's usually what I end up doing.
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>>38030216
>He got punched to death twice in a row
Was he punching too or did someone sneak up on him?

>>38030219
Why?
>>
delete this fucking thread

all of you are normalfags
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>>38030277
>he has access to the internet
What a fucking norman
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>>38030270
Why to what part of my post?
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>>38029833
Cows have a pretty easy life to be honest. I am kinda jealous.

Since everyone is here, have this shitty attempt at something. I just now noticed I forgot about Deer's comment about the chest bump, and now I regret it but don't feel like doing anything else tonight.
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>>38030314
Why did you decide masturbating to your sister's pictures was the right course of action to take?

>>38030356
>filename
You okay dude?
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>>38030356
you should draw portraits of everyone because youre very good at it and it would be fun
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>>38030386
I don't know, thoughts just got to my head and I felt like doing it, no real reason.
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>>38030403
just do what you think they look like it doesnt have to be accurate. youre an artist use your artistic license
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>>38030386
Just some soreness that makes it hurt to move and I tend to lean a bit in when I'm drawing. Ear doing alright?
>>38030403
I don't like doing portraits to be honest I suck at a lot of stuff I'll just stick with my dumb doodles for now.
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>>38030507
i meant in that cute style though
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>>38030270
Yeah it was after the drop. He got tagteamed while I searched for a gun.

I couldn't find one.

>>38030356
That's a pretty funny drawing.
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>>38030507
No, it fell off. I've still got another one though, so that's good.
My friend that got me the job confirmed that the earplugs the company provides will fuck up your ears and prolong any ear infections and I don't like the ones I bought, so I'm gonna buy a different pair next time I'm in town

Oh, I see. Git gud
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>>38030604
>>38030590
kissy quote not found
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>>38030521
I dunno. Feel a bit like it might rub some people the wrong way or something. Might just me being dumb again.
>>38030590
Thanks, kissy. Glad to see you popping up more often now.
>>38030604
You're not dead at least.
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>>38030683
Yeah, I know, quit rubbing it in
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>>38030403
>>38030507
I don't think you should draw "portraits" as much as fun characters for the thread
idk
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>>38030683
I really just want to see your visualization of everyone. I don't think anyone would be upset.
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>>38030767
His sister drew me. It was nightmare fuel.
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is there an archive of all the fake greentexts you guys make

post it
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>>38030754
I've done that before a while back ago. It turned out well I guess.
>>38030767
Yeah, I get where you're getting at. Sorry if I'm not the most sure about this, but we've got nothing but time, so who knows?
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>>38030869
I'm sure they would be great. I have really liked everything you've made so far.
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>>38030869
Why not try a few and see if you're feeling it?
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>>38030891
>>38030915
Well, I guess there's no harm in it. I'll do so me and post them a bit later. Thanks for that though, it means a lot.
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>>38031037
I'm legitimately excited for whatever you give us.
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Time for quiet night!
I'll still be here, thinking about D&D...
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>hug older sister
>"what the fuck, get off"
>tries her hardest to push me off
>take the message and get the fuck off
>she is cowering in fear
>realized i just fucked up
>sperg off back to my computer

Fuck you guys and fuck these threads.
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I've been getting the normal 8 hours of sleep lately and I'm not used to this life. Please let me go back to sleep time
>>38023549
I'm sorry for not answering, I dozed off again like 5 minutes after posting, so I guess that's what I did
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>>38031723
Good morning! If you're still sleepy, you should go for a quick walk and get breakfast or even a shower!
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>>38031754
I'll have breakfast and shower later after I try and fail to sleep again.
I'd like walking a little but I'd have to tell my mom the exact details of how long and where I'd walk and I'd rather not go through the trouble
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>>38027177
Very gay, but:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0
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>>38032061
Is that something you really need to do? Why not just go outside and come back?
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>>38032373
Maybe try buying a weighted blanket and build better habits to prepare for bed.

please keep your images happy we're a happy thread
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>>38032373
That guy needs some lessons in acting. That was some really bad fake-dying.
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>>38032373
>how to shoot your nose off.gif

Morning thread. I think I'll just go right back to sleep. Maybe grab my sister for something to cuddle. She bought me a Lapras plushie yesterday randomly.
I think she might have gotten to my fanfics because in one, Elsa's got a Lapras plushie too. Spoopy.
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>>38032456
Also the gun flips around during the cut.
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>>38032409
No, thread is for extremely sad images only

>>38032456
That wasn't fake-dying, silly, he shot his jaw off. He has no reason to fake-die.

>>38032564
How nice of her. You need to get one of the huge ones
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>>38032564
>I think she might have gotten to my fanfics because in one, Elsa's got a Lapras plushie too.
Now you got to post the fanfic austria. We wants it.
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>>38032585
I think she wanted to buy a big one but didn't check before ordering, she's like that. It's still cute.

>>38032589
r9kElsa Is Suffering. It's on AO3.
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>>38032574
Blood splatters look cgi too. Too intense and the blood on his shirt is inconsistent with a real face-blown-off bullet to the chin.

I've accidentally seen too many rekt webm and gifs to be fooled by this

>>38032585
That's some really weird porn you watch
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>>38032158
She'd be upset if I didn't, I don't want her to be concerned for no reason.
I can't sleep so I'll just shower and go downstairs to appear social. I need to find something to do.
>>38032564
Hi Austria, have a good morning sleep.
>I think she might have gotten to my fanfics
Clearly more evidence she's a closet bisexual. Cute stuffy though
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>>38032564
please don't rape that one too
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>>38032628
If you're the expert do you have a gif that's real then?
>>38032627
Will read.
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>>38032627
Go cuddle her

>>38032628
>accidentally
Right.
Is it porn? I don't know what the sauce is

>>38032646
Try building model robits
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>>38032669
>>38032677
I don't do it intentionally. I just have a habit of clicking on webm or gifs here on r9k and too many people post rekt.

>>38032677
>Is it porn? I don't know what the sauce is
I don't know where it's from but I'm pretty sure you're into weird stuff like girls crying while squeaking toy ducks.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13312557
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>>38032646
Hi Ella.
>clearly more evidence she's a closet bisexual
Possibly but you'd be surprised how many (supposedly) hetero girls are into Elsanna.
Be sure to shower thoroughly so you're in a good mood before facing people.

>>38032659
Oh, ha-ha anon. It's too small for that.

>>38032669
Tell me how you like it anon.

>>38032677
>Go cuddle her
She's still asleep I'm pretty sure, it's 9am. Actually I should still be asleep, too.
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>>38032720
Those are the same thing anon
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>>38032707
No, I'm more into degenerate stuff like hugging while fully clothed. I have no idea where I found that picture, I've had it for years

>>38032725
Then go get in her bed

>>38032733
Kek. Laura looks more around the age of 17
Also she's black
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>>38032725
What are you up for, then?
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>>38032792
>Also she's black

I seriously had no idea. I guess it wasn't relevant. I had a visual image of her and her dad that was completely wrong this whole time.
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>>38032842
Haha, it was le ruse
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>>38032725
>Tell me how you like it anon.
W-well I'm a virgin surprise surprise but I think a little biting in the shoulder and stuff like that would be kinda hot. Never find it in porn though :(
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>>38032564
I love this plushie!!
I love that so many people in this thread seem to like Pokemon.. yet another reason why I feel so comfortable here
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>>38032796
Don't know. I just woke up and now I can't fall back asleep. Got a headache too so maybe that's it.

>>38032920
I actually meant, tell me how you like r9kElsa if you read it, but thanks for the info.
Shoulder biting is hot though.
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>>38005153
>Go find sister
>See her sitting down browsing her phone
>Go up hug her. "I love you sis" I say
>She gets mad
>"Anon FUCK OFF I'm trying to take a shit! what the fuck is wrong with you?"
>Stand there trying to apologise
>she keeps yelling at me to go away
>Tells mom and dad
>they want me to go see a therapist and they're taking my ps4 away.
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>>38032966
That voodoo lady LIED
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>>38032892
>posting a picture of ashley
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>>38032966
Do you like biting? I really enjoyed being nibbled on in my recent sexual experience.
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>>38032987
Well it's not a full blown migraine, just a normal headache.

>>38033048
Definitely yes. Both as "being marked" by your lover and just having to bite into something (preferably a certain someone's shoulder) in complete ecstasy because it's the only way to avoid screaming. Wew.
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>>38032989
Haha, it was le epic ruse

>>38033104
Stir your spaghetti then go cuddle your sister
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>>38027177
You are 100 times more gay than me, smol
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>>38005543
Thanks. Between that freudian slip and "fancy guitars" I had my first genuine chuckle in a while.
>>38005775
What is it about Overwatch that attracts so many weebs and robots? I've noticed loads of weeb names and comments and I've owned the game under 10 days.
I'm not complaining but I don't see the connection.
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>>38033156
Like I said she's still asleep.

>>38033493
>what is it about Overwatch that attracts so many weebs and robots?
Pic related
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>>38033493
its a hugely popular video game
the modern gamer boy is a silly creature
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>>38033548
I know. Make it your mission to sneak into her bed and cuddle up to her without waking her.
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>>38032966
>I actually meant, tell me how you like r9kElsa if you read it, but thanks for the info.
Of course, I'm an idiot. I always misinterpret things.
>>38033104
Damn yeah that sounds hot. Sad I'll never get to experience it.
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>>38033623
What makes you say that?
I believe you will get some nibbling in your future, anon!
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>>38033623
Don't worry about it, I worded it wrong.
>yeah that sounds hot
Right? It's definitely a change of pace from biting into tops and pillows.
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>all this talk of biting
>gif related
I win
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>>38033676
watching somebody else post this before austria is indeed, my fetish
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>>38033676
>>38033693
One day you'll wake up with a horse's head in your bed, just you wait.
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>>38033710
Are you going to put it there or something?
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>>38033548
Well shit, I should've noticed that. I have caught myself several times during hero selection that Mei seems like pure waifu material. Her heart isn't the least bit cold.
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>>38033639
I have sociopathic tendencies, I'm a wizard with a hairy heart.
>>38033650
I never bit my pillows though, I imagine they taste like cotton (I did bite some t-shirts when I sperged out on occasions ans tried to rip the cloths off my body).
>>38033676
Feels good to finally talk about my fetish and get other people excited too.
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>>38005153
I don't live with mine, but I'll greentext the last time I hugged her.

>Hug her tightly
>sniffs her hair
>feel her boobs against me
>start to get an erection
>Hugging her for an awkwardly long time now
>She tries to pull away
>bring her back in
>accidentally too close and my boner rubbed against her
>I know she felt it
>she made an awkward laugh
>pulled away quick
>She's been avoiding me for about 2 weeks now

What does this mean?
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>>38033869
Forgot to add, she told me she loved me before leaving. She never says this.
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>>38033742
Yes, I will. Be scared anon.

>>38033832
Pic related is my OTP, but I don't even play Overwatch so what do I know.

>>38033849
I don't bite my pillow because it tastes good, I do it so nobody hears me.
And yeah it's definitely fun to talk about.
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>>38033849
I'll bite you as long as you're clean!

>>38033884
I'll be impressed if you can get it here, anyways. If you're going through all the trouble you might as well stay..
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>>38033849
Nothing gets me more excited than the thought of a qt biting me
Even thinking about it is making me tingle
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>>38033884
>Pic related
Reeeee
Mercy is for D.va only
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>>38033967
I think everybody gets a bit of mercy
She's that good a doctor
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>>38033895
Where is "here"? Probably too far off for horse head sending, yeah.

>>38033952
Impeccable taste anon. Biting is a top tier kink. God I miss my sister.

>>38033982
This is fine. Why doesn't Tracer get any love?
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>>38033993
I feel like Tracer is super popular, too, but I guess nobody wants in her pants quite so much
she does have her own gf after all, while the other waifus have very open relationships and sexual preferences for fans to wonder and draw art of
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>>38034039
>I guess nobody wants in her pants quite so much
Speak for yourself.
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>>38034104
I like tracer, myself, cus of her amazing attitude
but I'm not really waifu-oriented, I just think she's a really cool character
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>>38033993
>Never any love for best girl
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>>38034122
>not really waifu-oriented
But then what's even the use in in playing Overwatch?

>>38034137
I like her too but mostly because I like snipers, and because of this pic.
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>>38034158
I like the characters anyways!
I like first person shooters but I'm not very good at them, so I like all the variety in overwatch

My closest thing to a waifu is pharah, I think she's an awesome girl and would totally party with her
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>>38034158
>I like her too but mostly because I like snipers, and because of this pic.
It's a pretty good pic, also good choice. I'm always the marksman as well.
And for whatever reason I have a thing for female snipers.
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>>38034221
>>38034158
I don't know what it is but I'm no good with actual snipers
but give me zenyatta and I can pick motherfuckers off as far as it will let me
I guess the scope and the recoil fuck with me, I need some steady semi-auto and I'm good to go
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>no siblings
>no one to hug

Cheers to the others out there.
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>>38034221
Female snipers are great, I wish there were more of them in games.
>tfw no Pavlychenko gf

>>38034268
Hug your mom then, anon
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THe worst part about these threads are the people that make up stories.
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>>38034293
She gets moody b/c single mom who works and also menopause. We have some good times but we don't talk that often

>no more pictures of Holo
>5:20 am
Looks like I'll be drinking tomorrow as well
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>>38034301
But story-chan's OC is the best part of the thread
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>actually open thread
>see the amount of tripfaggotry and larping by the mentally ill
So this is the kind of thread where the cancer killing /r9k/ has been growing.
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I'd hug my little sisters if they'd practice personal hygene some more.
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>>38034324
The BBC cuck thread is >>>/that/ way, anon. Don't let the door hit you.

>>38034340
Doesn't she shower or something?
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>>38034346
They shower only like, once a week. It's mostly because it's their summer break and they have nothing else to do but to laze around all day.
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>>38034346
>Anime poster
>Asking someone something that he already answered

Now create a green text about how you slept with your sister, and try to make it not seem like blatant fiction.
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>>38034370
If its summer and they have a lot of free time why wouldn't they shower more?
It must suck to be greasy and sweaty all the time
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>>38034370
That's weird, I actually shower more in the summer because you get sweaty and stuff.
Tell her she stinks, bully her into taking care of herself.
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Why do I have to get upset so easily, I didn't mean to hurt him, I was doing fine before they tried to help me
I'm sorry for bringing this here again, I don't have anywhere else
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>>38034735
Wait, what happened?
Either way don't be sorry, you can always talk about it here Ella.
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>>38034744
My brother tried to hug me and talk about therapy
He didn't even try to hide the fact that my dad told him to talk to me about it, probably to manipulate me into it by using my feelings.
I already tensed up when he hugged me and when he just started talking I lost it and hit him
I didn't want to and apologised so much but I still feel shit. I'm hiding under my bed for the first time in weeks, I just wish they'd leave me alone, I was managing before all this
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>>38034841
I'm so sorry Ella. But I'm sure he knows you didn't mean to. And about the therapy, well, I don't know. He's obviously concerned about you, even if your father told him to bring it up to you. Therapy can help. Even if it's just to have someone to talk to.
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>>38034841
I don't think your brother or were trying to manipulate you at all
If you were managing well before this, do you think you could get to a point where incidents like this wouldn't bother you by yourself?
I support therapy in general, but the decision should be yours, and not because some of your family members are pushing you towards it

It is at least comfortable under your bed?
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>>38029505
Would you mind keeping your trip on so its easier to id you?
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I can always tell when Austria is posting in another thread because she spells schlick "shlick"
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>>38034841
Sorry if it isn't much, but I'm sure you know they just have the best of intentions for you. The decision is always up to you and you alone though. Hope things get better.
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I'm not black
>>38033212
I'm 0x more gay than you
>>38033493
It's the waifus and Hanzo and Genji
>>38034841
It's alright
Maybe if you give it some time they'll learn to just leave you alone, for now they're just doing what they think is best
And unless it was his face I doubt you hurt him
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>>38034841
Everything will be daijoubu

>>38035550
Shh, don't give away the secrets

>>38035790
Then what the hell race are you?
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>>38035550
Goddamn you, meddling kids!

>>38035790
>I'm 0x more gay than you
By the way, mud-wrestling offer still stands.
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>>38036174
White, 100% pure white despite my chink eyes
I'm actually pretty pale, far from black
>>38036202
For now, still a no Austria
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>>38036202
I'm older than you, kid. At least I think I am, I might be remembering things wrong
Fight me first

>>38036262
>chink eyes
What? You don't have those, not even close
Your eyes are very nice, I like them a lot
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>>38036262
>For now
It's alright. I'm playing the long game. You'll come around.

>>38036394
>I'm older than you, kid.
Yeah, you probably are, plus you have a grownup job and all that. I don't feel like an adult, anyway.
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>>38036436
Did you sneak into the octopus-puppy's bed?
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>>38036457
She slithered out of bed before I even left mine. I might go golfing with her and my mom later today though, if the weather holds up.
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>>38036497
So she's part snek now too?
>golfing
>mom
You appear to be very masochistic
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>>38035790
>I'm 0x more gay than you
You're either calling yourself gay or calling me straight here, which one is it?
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Hello everyone
My brother came into my room to talk more, I tried to stay under my bed and get him to leave but he was so charming and gallant and nice I felt safe enough to crawl out and let him hug me, he asked me how I feel and what I want and I told him everything. I don't know how he feels about it personally but he gives me a lot more agency than my parents.
He carried me to his room and let me cuddle him on his bed, for once I didn't feel bad at all and he hummed a little song my parents made for me when I was a baby which was super nice. I fell asleep at some point and when I woke up just a while ago he was gone but I was rolled into the duvet and my phone was next to me. I love him, I love him, I love him so much
>>38034945
I don't know
>It is at least comfortable under your bed?
Not conventionally but I like cramped spaces
>>38035790
It was his face and I backhanded him. I know it hurt, I apologised and I promised I won't do it again

Thanks to everyone, I thought more about it and I just want to spend time with him now even if I can't have what I want. It doesn't hurt that much
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>>38036529
>You appear to be very masochistic
No, but I have to fulfill my quote of spending time with her, else she shits on me for being antisocial. And if I do it while golfing, I'll also have my quota for sport fulfilled.

>>38036871
I'm really glad you're feeling better, Ella. He really cares a lot about you. It's good that you can spend time with him without it tearing you apart.
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>>38036843
What?
>>38036871
Glad things are a little better between you two
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>>38036957
I'm glad too, I missed this
He also promised to take me out and buy me an ice cream at some point which will be really nice
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>>38036871
That's great to hear you're not avoiding him anymore. He sounds like a fantastic person, and I hope the time you spend together is nothing but the best.
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>>38037126
When you say love do you mean platonically or romantically?
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>>38037121
>>38037128
Thanks
I'm still swooning, he's such a dreamboat.
I hope his girlfriend knows how lucky she is
>>38037183
Love in every sense of the word
I already told him the truth
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>>38037255
>I'm still swooning, he's such a dreamboat
You're adorable when you're all lovey-dovey.
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Sister is married and lives across town. I hugged my pillow instead. Feel like dieing.
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>>38037998
Wouldn't hurt the call, right?
>>
Bump

Did you know that imoutos mentally deteriorate when deprived of headpats for too long?
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>>38036871
>I love him, I love him, I love him so much
Jeez, love is one hell of a drug. That's starting to sound quite yandere, try to stay calm.
>>38037998
>>38038189
>>38038926
Deja-vu like what the hell. I'm 100% certain I've seen this before.
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>>38039232
Yandere imoutos are the best.
So what's gonna happen first Ella snaps at her brother's gf or she rapes her brother?
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>>38039545
C'mon guys, this is her life, not anime.
...Imagine if he caught her with his boxers though.
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>>38039570
Doesn't he already kinda know?
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>>38039719
About the diddling? I think not? If she confessed that too, I missed it.
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>>38039738
I'm sure he once joked to her about it, like "Need these (boxers) while I'm gone".
But finding her with his cum tissues would be fun.
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>>38039826
>pic related, Ella welcoming her brother home
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>>38039859
kek.
Yeah that could be her.
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I still can't stop thinking about what happened
My brain and heart are mush
>>38039545
Hopefully neither I wouldn't mind the reverse of the latter
I've been thinking about making them both breakfast when she sleeps over. I want her to feel welcome
>>38039859
I want to say something but I'm not sure what
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>>38040127
I'll help you.
"Thank you Austria for that accurate representation of my daily life, you are a good friend and also very cute."
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>>38040127
>I still can't stop thinking about what happened
Why don't you greentext it and share it with us?
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>>38040162
Maybe not daily but the rest is true
How do you fall asleep while masturbating?
>>38040207
I could, I have dinner in like 5 minutes but I'll give it a go later
There's a lot to write
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>>38040259
>maybe not daily
Step it up senpai.
>How do you fall asleep while masturbating?
I suppose she means afterwards. You go noodling, you climax once or four times, it's exhausting, why bother putting on pants again. We've all been there.
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I hugged her yesterday

>Alright dude it was good seeing you, I'll catch you at work
>hug
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>tfw no sister to hug

You all don't know how lucky you are. I just have an older brother that has always hated me and only interacts with me out of a sense of guilt over how he's treated me our whole lives.
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>>38040391
>only interacts with me out of a sense of guilt
That's not necessarily true. Age tends to bring peace and mutual respect among siblings, even if they didn't really get along as children. Happened with me and my little brother.
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>>38034268
Welcome to the club.
Cheers from me, too
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>>38040454
That's wonderful for you, but every time he talks to me or we have to do anything with eachother it's obvious. He always has this "walking on eggshells" undertones to everything he says and does around me and it's so obvious I can't help but wonder if he even notices it himself.
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Good morning, everyone!
I had a pretty great sleep last night, how has everyone else been doing in the six hours I've been gone?
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>>38040127
>Hopefully neither I wouldn't mind the reverse of the latter
>I've been thinking about making them both breakfast when she sleeps over. I want her to feel welcome
So basically you admit that females are okay with sharing a guy. The rest of your post is also very submissive. I think this is another example of how the different standards for men and women make sense as it has a biological incentive, it's only natural.
Checkmate feminists.
I really hope this bullshit doesn't derail the thread, i don't really care about this stuff i'm just trying to make a joke, sorry for my bad sense of humor
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>>38036871
Are you still feeling down because of this or are these feelings empowering now?
These days, I love so infrequently it is an unparalleled joy to feel even a little twinge of care for another human being, and it makes me very happy to feel
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Austria: Oujo sama / Kuudere
Ella: Yandere / Kuudere
Kissy: Dandere / Tsundere
Laura: Yandere / Tsundere

Anyone agree with these archetypes?
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>>38040936
What about the boys?
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>>38040936
Laura's not particularly yandere, I definitely agree with the tsun though
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>>38040936
>Laura: Yandere
She's too much of a wuss to be a yandere if anything she'd be a kuudere too.
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>>38040521
Nothing too exciting really. Shower, doggo and kitty care, went golfing with my mom but stopped after nine holes because it was too hot, and it doesn't agree with my head.

>>38040936
>Oujo sama
DOHOHOHO
Laura doesn't seem yandere too me.
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>>38040936
Kissy's not Tsundere at all, she's more Deredere
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>>38041075
>laughs in upper class
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>>38040936
>story posts regularly for weeks
>people still leave her out of everything

rip
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>>38041230
if you don't have a trip, some people don't seem to remember you
but its okay I sort of like the tranquility that comes with being actually anonymous
I'm sure story feels similarly, or she'd use a trip more often
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>>38040521
I lost the crocodile I keep on my office desk, so life is a bit bleak. Back is back the being okay though.
Hope you had a nice sleep. How many hours do you get in a night? Sorry if I'm forgetting.
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>>38041113
You know it. Also Luther memes best memes.
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>>38041230
It's fine. I like my place in the thread right now.

>>38041313
did you draw any pictures
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>>38041313
Oh no! I hope you find the crocodile, I love them snippy snouted fellows.

Six is usually about what I get, but often times I'll sit in bed for a couple hours being lazy
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>>38041357
I fell asleep before I could do anything last night and I'm at work currently, so no unfortunatley. Why? You wanna get drawn?
>>38041370
I don't wanna point any fingere, but I think one of my boss's kids might have snatched it while I was busy being broken.
Seems like a good amount for hours. Can't blame you for not wanting to get out of bed. Why ever leave?
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>>38041357
>I like my place in the thread right now.
I enjoy having you around, it's nice to talk to and write God awful smut for you
>>38041353
Stop stealing my memes, just for that I'm posting the cropped version of your gif
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>>38041460
yes please

>>38041498
I have fun just talking too. Even when people really liked my characters I felt really stressed here.
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>>38041075
>after nine holes it was too hot

I know what you mean friendo.
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>>38041460
This sleep schedule works for me. Sometimes I stay up way too late but whatever!
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>>38041543
I like it when you just talk. I don't need your characters or your stories I just think you're a wonderful part of this community!

What are you doing today?
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>>38041543
I did a bad doodle before on my phone. Might have been missed, but I'll make sure to try again later.
Sorry if it's bad.
>>38041635
Eh, everyone is guilty of that. There isn't enough time in one day to do what you want.
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>>38041692
Beargguy have more confidence in yourself and your work you are lovely and talented!
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>Was laying on the same bed with my sister
>Lean over to hug her
>"What are you trying to do you lesbo??"
>I let her out and turn away
>She feel bad for saying harsh words to me
>Hug me back
>"I'm sorry sis that was meant to be a joke"
>Fall asleep when still hugging me
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>>38041684
Well I was spending time with a certain someone this morning. Now I'm just lazing around doing nothing. Im probably about to start playing runescape.

>>38041692
It's nice. Is that a weighted blanket?

The real fun is seeing how others visualize you, I don't care if it doesn't look like a Michelangelo. I'm just happy you made something for me.
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>>38041865
What did you and that certain someone get up to?
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>>38041707
You're too kind. Always had the bit of habit to keep myself down when it came to art. You know? So that I don't get too overconfident about it. Feel like I'd be stumping myself when it comes to progress if that would happen. Should probably stop that kind of thinking though.
>>38041799
Your hugs are dangerously comfortable.
>>38041865
>is that a weighted blanket
Yeah, it was pretty fun to doodle when I remembered about it. I'm glad you like it though, but I'll still do another one once I come around to doing the others. Seems like it'll be fun to do this for to nice people in the thread.
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>>38041498
I hope you get banned for avatarfagging with Anna, anon. From the bottom of my heart.

>>38041580
Is that supposed to be lewd?

>>38041799
Cute. Also literally my sister. Are imoutos always so catty? You need to headpat it out of her.
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>>38041887
Pancakes, cuddling, watching movies, and a little kissing.

>>38041954
I'm excited. You're really good at it.

>nice people
t-thank you
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>>38041040
>>38041045
>>38041075
Well the whole trying to forcefully grab her dad's dick made me throw it in but maybe you guys are right
>>38041082
She started out pretty tsundere. Deredere is where tsundere end up so it works?
>>38041230
I wasn't around for Story so I don't know her since she doesn't trip I can't tell when it's her
>>38041357
Did some quick reading. I'd say deredere
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>>38016062
is this how autistic and retarded the average robot is?
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>>38041991
That sounds awesome! I'm honestly really jealous, I'm want to make pancakes and receive affection like it's nobody's business
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>>38041969
I can't act too gay toward her though, if I did she will think i'm interested in her since I'm openly gay.
Also she hate headpatting. Tried to headpat her once and she almost hit me
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I don't like hugs.

Body heat defrosts my heart and it feels painful.
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>>38042270
It's only painful because it's letting you feel
You deserve many warm hugs, anon, and I'm sure it will begin to feel better
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>>38042015
I don't think that we have seen story do enough in a romantic setting to really know.
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>>38042113
Nothing gay about sisterly affection. I'd know.
Really though, I'm openly gay too and my little sister wouldn't ever think I'm into her because of that. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you want to clam-slam every girl you're nice to.
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>>38042113
>>38042375
It aint like every sister thinks her straight brother wants to fuck her, either, just because they show affection
don't worry so much, people will let you know if they're uncomfortable!
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>>38042363
Well she's posted about her mom enough (I think)
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>>38042375
>clam-slam every girl you're nice to
Stop it Austria, goddamn
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>>38042375
>>38042421
I don't know but my little sis often touched sexually me in my sensitive body parts like my butt or my chest just to tease me. She would put her hand in my shirt or my pant massage my whole body when I laying next to her. I don't know why she did it though, she is straight and of course had no interest in me at all. When I suddenly kiss her cheek or hug her, she will grossed out by me.
I'm not into my sis and get disgusted when she touch me in those places though so don't get the wrong idea.
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>>38042804
*Touched me sexually
Fuck
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>>38042544
I will never.

>>38042804
Wait, so she touched you inappropriately in your youth but nowadays gets disgusted when you hug her? Weird.
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>>38042804
I think the moral is don't get flirty and touchy with people you're not actually into because that creates an uncomfortable dynamic
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>>38042909
It's not in my youth. It's happening nowadays. Whenever she feel bored she can get very touchy. Maybe it's my reaction she found it funny.
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>>38043260
Hm, weird kinda. Maybe it's just teasing to her? I have a (straight) friend who still gets touchy-feely with me just because it makes me flustered.
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>>38043260
You should tell her to knock it off
don't let her bully you!
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>>38043260
That's pretty weird, but it sounds like she only does it idly and not with any intent which is just normal teasing, especially considering she knows you're a lesbian.
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>>38043837
Straight girls teasing poor innocent lesbians deserve to be correctively raped by that very lesbian.
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>>38043299
Do any of your male friends do anything like that?
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>>38043904
I tease my friend a lot but she teased me about my brother once so I have the right to torture her
Don't judge me
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>>38043837
Did you write up that greentext yet?

This thread needs more cute stories before it dies.
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>>38043938
I don't have a lot of male friends, because my school was girls-only and I never really made a lot of friends after school. But no, I've never been groped/teased by a guy, thankfully.

>>38043964
You're allowed, you don't count as straight.
She should still take you, passionately and by force if necessary.
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>>38043904
Rape is bad :(

>>38043964
You have the right to attempt revenge
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>>38043904
I agree with this, Austria-chan
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>>38005153
she giggled and farted...
she's only an infant yet.
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>>38044204
cute
please protect your tiny little sister
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>>38043993
I tried to but I realized most of it was just talking and I'm no good at translating and paraphrasing, it'd be boring to read for you guys.
That said, when he asked me how I wanted to deal with things my brain was so fried from being cuddled and kissed beforehand that I thought he meant what I wanted in general so I answered ice cream. He said he'd take me out some time and I'm holding him to that promise.
>>38044005
In that case any force will be inflicted on her by me
>>38044204
Keep her safe anon
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>>38044204
That's so frigging cute. Cherish that awesome baby.
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>>38044079
>Rape is bad
Only if men do it!
I'm kidding, don't jump me.

>>38044141
Good taste for a cow.

>>38044316
>In that case any force will be inflicted on her by me
Wew. That's cool too. When are you two meeting again, actually?
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>>38044316
>He said he'd take me out some time
So it's a date then?
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>>38044204
Kick the baby

>>38044316
Even if you think it's boring, if you go through the effort of typing it I'd read it without complaint

>>38044408
You're lucky you're not near me or I'd forcibly hug and headpat you while saying things with the intention of making you blush
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>>38044316
>>38044556
This
I'm sure everyone here would be more than happy to read it. I highly doubt it would be a slog to read through like you said. All up to you though.
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>>38044408
We're going to chill in the city tomorrow, I tried talking her into coming to mine this weekend too but she said she was already doing stuff with her friends-who-aren't-actually-friends-but-you-keep-up-the-friends-appearance-friends.
Or at least I hope they're not the actual friends kind of friends, I wouldn't want her to get any ideas about other girls.
>>38044435
Knowing my stupid self I'd act like it was and try to hold his hand but no it's not. He just owes me an ice cream.
>>38044556
>>38044654
Alright I guess I'll do it anyway
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>>38044703
I think we're all happy to see what you have to create and express, ella!
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>>38044703
>I wouldn't want her to get any ideas about other girls
So, you like her that way then? You have to show her that. I don't mean jumping right into facesitting, not necessarily, but show her you're interested, get touchy-feely, dunno. Because wondering if the girl you like likes you can be pretty torturous (even if you want to keep it friendly/casual or whatever).
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I tried to keep it concise
>Hiding under my bed with my phone and my plushies
>Hear the door open
>Don't move and don't say anything
>"I know you're under there"
>Of course it's my brother
>He sits on his knees next to the bed (the other side is against the wall)
>Doesn't mention anything about before
>Talk about irrelevant stuff, what's been going on in his life and mine since we haven't talked much
>He starts holding my hand
>Immediately flinch but he doesn't pull me or anything
>He's just holding my hand gently and giving occasional squeezes
>We're still talking
>Start to feel sorry and guilty again for hurting him
>Slide out from under the bed
>Sit up and swing my arms around him
>Tell him I'm sorry
>He kisses my head and rubs my back
>Asks me what I want to do about myself
>I'm dazed and stupid and think he's asking what I want in general
>"I want ice cream"
>I realized that wasn't the question but he laughed and promised he'll take me out and buy me some
>He asks me again more clearly to explain what my side of things is
>Manage to talk about it calmly and not get upset
>He doesn't say much and picks me up
>Princess carries me to bed
>Puts me down on the bed and lies next to me
>Roll over to face him and we cuddle
>He's humming
>It's an old tune my parents used to sing to me to get me to calm down
>My head is tucked under his neck and I can feel his chest vibrate slightly
>Quickly fall asleep
>Wake up sausage rolled in his duvet
>He placed my phone on the cushion in front of me where he lay
>Browse on my phone and lie in for a while
Since then I've hugged him whenever I've seen him
>>38044813
I was kind of joking but thinking about it I would actually be hurt if she started seeing someone for real
Maybe I should? I don't know
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>>38045208
>ywn headpat blanket-rolled Ella
I imagine it was adorable.

>Maybe I should? I don't know
I definitely understand how it might feel confusing, but if her being with anyone else makes you unhappy, maybe you should give it a go. Not to 'get over' your brother, just because you two seem to like each other a lot and get along well. Or at least talk to her seriously about whatever feelings you might have for her, because she seems to have some of her own for you.

Sorry if this is oddly worded or anything, I'm really tired somehow, so I'll take my leave.

Good night everyone.
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>>38045208
Oh my dog you're so boring
On a scale from 0 to 10, how much do you like cuddling?

>>38045358
Going to bed at a decent hour? I'm concerned.
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>>38044813
I'm reading your goddamn fanfic. Two things:
>Tell your sister she's a hell of a lot cuter then that Lapras
>Pikachu is not obnoxious but fucking cute goddamnit REEEEE
>>38045208
AAAAAAAAHHH MORE STORIES I CANT KEEP UP I GOTTA READ THEM ALL AND GET UP EARLY TOMORROW
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>>38045358
>44 chapters
Fucking hell I feel like I might be a lesbian after I'm done with it.
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>>38045358
I guess I should. I'll try to talk to her about us
Have a good respectable hour sleep
>>38045398
I mean I warned you it wasn't that interesting
Is there anything bad about cuddling?
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>>38045525
I was joking you midget, that was a cute story
No there is not
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>>38045208
>I'm dazed and stupid and think he's asking what I want in general
>"I want ice cream"
Ha, that's too much for anyone's heart. Still glad you're hanging out with your brother again. And I'm glad you decided to post it.
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>>38045208
Wait did he carry you to your bed or his?

Also the offer still stands for dutchbots to track you down and headpat you
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>>38041045
>kuudere
I guess
>>38041692
>>38045208
Cute
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>>38045561
>midget
I think I'm actually taller than I thought so
>>38045697
>>38045792
Thanks
I hope I don't have a breakdown about it again and go back to avoiding him. I can't trust anything I do right now
>>38045705
His
With how many dutch posters there are here I'm definitely paranoid someone will recognize half of my face
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>>38045792
>Laura
>calm and composed

>>38045860
You're still short compared to me
Fight me
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>>38045860
You're not allowed to be tall
Right now things are alright, so I'd just try and settle into this and not think about anything else
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>>38045792
>>38045860
>>38045923
I need to remember to check my trip when I'm posting in other threads

>>38045930
Am I allowed to be tall?
>>
>>38045949
You need to fuck off, nobody wants you here. I'd have thought that would have been clear after the other day
>>
I'm really sleep guys
should I nap before D&D?
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I wanted to sleep with my brother but it's 1AM now and he probably doesn't want to be woken up so I'm staying awake
>>38045923
I'll bite
I have sharp canines
>>38045930
I'm short as long as I'm not 5'7
I'll try to keep calm about it
>>
>>38046013
Holy shit cut it out this is several times more awful than the stuff deer posts under his trip
please
>>
>>38046013
:)

>>38046039
Naps are good

>>38046041
>I'll bite
Just warning you, I'm into that kind of thing
You should try to get some sleep
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>>38046041
Sleep with him anyway.

Didn't you say you forced yourself into his bed every night way back before you confessed? It's not any different now.
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>>38046041
Please don't be tall, that leaves me in the short corner with Austria and I think she wants to touch me
I'm gonna hang out with K, he got the Friday the 13th game and I wanna check that out
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>>38046106
>I'm into that kind of thing
If it helps any I'd sometimes bite my dad when I was upset as a kid and he told me he'd apparently bled a few times
>>38046128
I guess I could try not to wake him up
Yeah he used to dislike me sleeping with him and preferred to be alone, I feel he puts up with it now more out of pity than actually liking it. I don't want to bother him so much, especially not now
>>38046223
Friday the 13th looks pretty interesting but it seems there's not much content, most people I've seen play it always turn to improv roleplay. Hope you have fun though, it looks interesting to play.
>>
>>38046223
You're the shortest
That game looks much better than the beta was. I wish I had some decent machinery to play it on and people to play it with
>>
>>38046343
Stop trying to arouse me
It's a pretty simple game, I'm not sure what they could add to it
>>
>>38046223
She wants to do more than just "touch"
>>
Sometimes I feel like I'm in over my head here
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>>38046343
I don't think you need to sleep with your brother
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>>38046067
>this is several times more awful than the stuff deer posts under his trip
You obviously didn't see what he was posting the other day
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>>38046495
I was there, fuckhead
The only reason it was a problem is because people decided to fling shit back
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>>38046397
There's nothing wrong with being simple, but it's a simple game with a price tag normally given to big budget AAA games. Kind of expecting more content with that kind of money.
>>38046399
Stop it
Austria is clearly deeply loyal to her sister
>>38046460
What's wrong
>>38046491
I kind of want to though
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>>38046460
Don't we all

>>38046495
I was already upset and used her as an outlet. It didn't affect her, I apologized, let's move on.

>>38046537
Oh, I didn't check the price. That is a bit much unless there's a lot of free dlc in the future

Thread
>>38046506
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>>38046537
Some times it just feels like I have very little common with the folks here and it's tough to break into conversation and stuff
It's mostly just anxiety, I want to talk to people!
>>
>>38046609
I feel the same way most times, I tend to lurk a lot outside these threads and rarely have anything to post
But that's okay, no one can talk about everything, sometimes it's good to lay back.
>>
>>38046681
Yeah you're right about that
I guess its just a compulsion at this point, being anxious and quiet at the same time just makes me too introspective so I try to think about other people
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>>38046681
So are you gonna sleep with your brother or not?
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