ITT: normie advice, I'll start >stand up for what you

just b urself mang and go say hi it always works for me

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>>37995697
>"just be happy"
>"You don't do X, so you can't be depressed"

>>37995697

Go back to pol op and eat black cocks there.

>what is anxiety disorder?
>LOL just stop caring wat people think

>just smile more
>be positive

(You)37995697
(You)37996003
(You)37996080

You people are fucking losers. People are giving you advice and you turn it down like shibags.

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>>37996137
>"just smile more anon"
>"ew nevermind haha"

>>37996167
>just take my advice anon it always works for me
t. chad

>>37996137
>just smile more
*Try to smile*
>Or rather not..

as a former robot, recovering normie, I have to say the advice is true. wish y'all could understand it but thick heads

>>37996137
>just smile more
>be me, literally fucking smiling at everything for no real reason like an autistic retard
what did normies mean by this?

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>anon there's no reason to be ashamed of your body!
>anon you're way too skinny!

>>37996003
>whatever makes you happy
Nobody can be happy all the time. Struggle is what defines out existence.

>>37996290
I unironically smiled at everyone because this is advice people drove into me.
Looking back it looked dumb

>>37996287
You were never a robot. Fuck off failed normie.
Daily reminder that you don't truly know you are a robot until you are 24.

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>"Stop being so pessimistic about dating, anon. You will find somebody if you try hard enough !"
>"Eeeh... People like you are disgusting !
>"So that loser offered me a drink. What a creep, i should call Chad/ the cops"

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>>37996287
Its not really that easy. The reason most people on this site cant understand the advice is because they are legitimately mentally ill. Either that or they're stuck in a pessimistic mindset and afraid to leave it because its become rather comfortable for them and making any sort of change would feel extremely foreign to them.

While the seemingly retardedly simple advice is true, it would take massive amounts of therapy for a robot to come terms with it.

I feel bad for most of these people. They only do it to themselves and they literally cannot realize, let alone come to terms with that.

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>why are you so quiet, man?
>god, dude, nobody cares!

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>>37996503
being a half-normie on this board is like going on one of those park safari rides. Except instead of riding in a car, you get to wear an animal suit and laugh at them secretly

>>37996287
>Reddit phrasing
You have outdone yourself with this bait, anon. Congratulations.

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>Son, What i'm telling you is because i love you... You have to change how you are, because no one likes it.. Again i'm telling you this only because i love you, but stop being how you are
>Have you stopped reading those books son? They are leading you nowhere. Read these self help books and the bible
t-thanks dad

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>>37996503
>>37996688
Yeah, most people on here are so far gone with defeatism (>>37996080) it feels like they want to fit into the role of the robot. All "be yourself" means is that you don't fall for mental illness shit and think of yourself as some monster based on your perception of the environment.. Can't help anyone on here though, they're all thickheaded losers. Delusion is rapant

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>>37996503
>>37996688
>>37996876
t. chad
get the fuck out normalchode

>>37996137
>>37996290
>Robotards btfo by Norman
https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolkinseygoman/2015/07/10/a-smile-can-change-your-brain-can-an-emoticon-do-the-same/#37e8e4a91afa

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Alright, this has bothered me for years now. Why call yourselves "robots"? The defining trait of a robot is not being cold and emotionless, it's being optimal and efficient, something almost nobody here is. A robot would take what works for normalfags and streamline it to the point where they're so successful that even chad is inferior to them, or realize normalfags aren't worth the effort of stressing over and completely ignore them and their feelings. If anything you people are failed normies but are so fragile that you have to scrap up a title that's less embarrassing.

>>37996167
advice is like prayers
a good way to feel like you've helped someone
without doing a fucking thing

>>37996876
You're do fucking full of yourself. Fuck off

>>37997151
>smile makes me feel better
>random fucking stranger i'm smiling to gets creeped out and tries to get away
>feel worse
again, what the fuck did they mean by this?

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>>37997192
i thought the definition of a robot was someone who didn't know how to act human and socialized with careful planning rather than winging it through pure instinct

>>37996688
>half-normie
>"haha point and laugh at these losers xd"
no you are full normie. get the fuck out

>>37997192
>your definition is wrong because I assumed it was thos first.

That's your fault moron, the term is for us.

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>>37996287
>y'all
Literally the stupidest fucking shit I see on the internet.

>>37997192
or maybe because the board is called robot9k you fucking retard

>>37996287
>y'all
fuck off tyrone

>>37997192
Yes, but women don't find anal men attractive.

>>3799739
Folks have been saying y'all since long before the internet was invented, greenhorn.

>>37997437
phrases evolve and this one in particular is almost exclusively used by niggers OTI

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all those retarded know-it-all normalfags in this thread makes me want to puke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37997459
it's fundamentally redneck vernacular and used most heavily by southern whites

>>37997310
A robot would still be very successful with that though.

>>37997367
Like how tumblr invents a gender that means fuck all and is just a petty tittle to make them feel special. Ah yes I get it now.

>>37997396
Name one other board where people unironically use their board's name as their identity. Besides the board is called robot9k because of the literal robot filtering out recycled posts and for no other reason. Your >tfw no gf autism taking over is just a coincidence.

>>37997416
That's why I don't do anal with women.

>>37997437
>Greenhorn
Fucking kek, Sandy Cheeks joined the thread

>>37997532
you asked for why we call people who post here robots. each board has their own sort of pet name for their posters. robots is this one's

>>37996003
define X


oreganinolanoninynoopa

>Embrace tomorrow
>Love change
>Move on
>NOTMYPRESIDENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37996287
>as a former robot, recovering normie, I have to say the advice is true
which advice specifically?

>>37996381
being skinny is being chad you dumbshit

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>life is precious/ a gift

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>>37996271
>mfw newfags can't even use the t. meme properly

t. concerned shitposter