>he doesn't identify as asexual Why don't you swallow

>>37990961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F8SnOqohjX

Because I'm not asexual you dumb ass, wouldn't help if I "identify" as one.

>>37991020
>have excuse for being sexless
>girls will try to "change" you
>easy as pie to find asexual gf to cuddle with

You can't lose.

>>37991002
>implying r9k wouldn't be better off as an asexual board

I'm just trying to alleviate people from their suffering

>>37990961
As a robot who's actually on the asexual spectrum, this post is dumb. I've never had a gf, and I'd say being asexual makes it way harder to find a gf b/c all anyone wants anymore is casual sex. I've only met 1 ace girl ever (who has had several bfs).

>>37991210
Why would I suddenly start talking to women?

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>>37990961
I've always been asexual and life is hell


Everyone is obsessed with sex and I have to pretend I'm into it too while I've never given a fuck

>>37991861
u don't wan fuggg foreign wimmins?

lmao

>>37991210
Real life isn't like your hentais, bucko.

>>37991861
>I have to pretend I'm into it too while I've never given a fuck
why would you do that? Just tell them you're asexual

>>37990961
Many asexuals have underlying problems that are not diagnosed. Some problems, such as low testosterone, have other side effects, but isn't life threatening. Other shit, like tumors, can be.

Anyone who finds themselves lacking a sexual drive should get themselves checked out, to make sure that there won't be any serious problems in the future.

>>37991885
uguuuuuuuuuuuuu


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>>37991891
Because people don't buy it and think it's an excuse or I'm gay


I've genuinely never masturbated to normal porn (sex/blowjobs/ass fucking/handjobs) I've even tried to force myself to like it but never could, not once

>>37991898
I'm asexual because I've had a vore fetish since I was 4, but my testosterone levels are above average, I never was into actual sex

>>37991936
>Vore fetish
You're not asexual, any more than furries. I've got that kink, too, and there's nothing better than having a chicks mouth chewing on your ear as you thrust into her, imagining that you're in her mouth and she's toying with you.

>>37991861
>>37991921
Took the words right out of my mouth, anon. I dread being asked sexual questions b/c I can't answer them at all, and I can't get off to vanilla porn either. Being wired like this just makes life harder.

>>37991964
Completely legal actually. Nothing should blow up over it, just simply increase security procedures in the future, if information really shouldn't be "Leaked" then it should be classified. That's not the fault of average people.

>>37991964
Yes, but it's different from liking sex, sex doesn't really appeal to me

>>37991980
What are you talking about in relation to my post?

are there different names for non sex wanting asexuals and non-human/gendered sexuals?

>>37991987
Tell yourself whatever you like in order to make you feel like you belong to whatever sexual flavor is popular this month. But you admit that you find something arousing.

>>37990961
>Why don't you swallow the purple pill?

Will it make me asexual?
Does it also get rid of the desire for love and companionship?
Where can I buy it?

>>37992017
>Will it make me asexual?
yes
>Does it also get rid of the desire for love and companionship?
no
>Where can I buy it?
it's a metaphorical pill. a slow process.