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You wake up and you're in "heaven"
If your post is even, it is normie heaven.
>Orgies, food, clouds,
>everything is white (ouch racial commentary) and golden.
Beautiful women, beautiful men are there, they are enjoying themselves. lofi 40's jazz plays constantly, Heaven is being famous. The ultimate bluepill, the lifegoal of most normies. There is little struggle and over time you realize you will become a hedonistic pleasure machine.
>Is this heaven or hell?
If your roll ends in odds it is your heaven
>Shitposting
>your onceitis is there
>Chad becomes you and you become Chad.
No more broken feels, no more pain. Just the NEET life, but with all the creature comforts you desire. Life is pleasant, you are allmighty and you can reshape this world however you want.
>But you will eventually become Q.
Having lived forever you experienced everything, annoying "lesser beings" is the only thing that remotely interests your superior self
Post your thoughts on the matter,
or tell me I'm wrong, and talk about how you would live your amazing life.
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>>37990288
all my effort, saged
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>>37990288
Originolling
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>>37990422
Your thoughts on normie heaven?
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rlrlrlrlrlrolling
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all i want is to be with my gfs
anywhere else is fine
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>>37990288
But I don't orgies that's lowkey gay. Harems all the way, I don't fuck with other dudes' dicks. 72 virgins here I come.
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>>37990435
normie heaven sounds kinda retarded desu
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>>37990288
wtf did u smoke
give me some of that man
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Take me to normie heaven please
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>>37990288
>sex, food, enjoyment
how is that bad
it might become boring but it's still better than where I am now
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>>37992319
Would be cool if there was an afterlife. I like to think there is one. I don't act like I really know though.
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>>37992319
>>37990288
Uh I rolled odds and got robot heaven. It says here I get to live with my oneitis. Do 2D waifus count?
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>>37992328
Same, same and same.
I think of an ideal afterlife a place that never gets boring, you're not necessarily always happy, but you're always pretty much content.
That, or getting to live new lives, but with your memories retained, this earth basically a tutorial level for a sandbox game.
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>>37992370
I have complex opinions on this topic but it's not really important in a security sort of way.
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I don't think the idea of an afterlife is very well thought out in most people's minds. Say a person had two positive romantic relationships in their lifetime, which one wins in heaven? So, how is it heaven for the third person?
Say you had a bunch of pets in your life. Do they just all share you happily like you're in some kind of orgy porn? Can you be selfish about anything in a situation where "everyone you ever knew is there" and "everyone gets everything they want"?
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>>37992420
>Say a person had two positive romantic relationships in their lifetime, which one wins in heaven? So, how is it heaven for the third person?
They get neither, they end up with their anime waifu.
If they didn't have one, God brings in a 40 inch plasma TV and a backlog full of fresh anime, waiting to be watched. Holla if you need snacks.
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