Frogs and Feels Tavern

hi i will be the first and only poster in this thread because every time i post i instantly kill the thread, people are uncomfortable around me, lel

i guess im doing okay. about to take a midnight walk at 3:39am. walking really relaxes me and gives me different perspectives on my life and what im doing in it. i try to walk between 2am and 5am~ ish cause thats when the normies are at the lowest, not to mention no sun to further damage my skin because im trying to get on that korean skin tier shit

probably clean my room later, god tends to work with the clean more often, i think. "cleanliness is godliness" or something like that

barely eating anything until the last day of the month, cause thats when my bux comes. and i dont make fun of wageslaves although ill admit those threads are legit funny as fuck, im only on bux cause i break down in every job i have and cant support myself okay

might pray later. last couple of days ive been super depressed cause i think parasites have been leaving my body and rotting inside my body cause ive been taking anti-parasite cleanses

uh do you serve milk?

I'm going on a vacation late July with family and everyone is going to be up other people's asses and I'll be alone.

I just spent the last two hours watching videos posted on a webcam site by a 13 year old girl who has 30J cup bra size and 10/10 face and body. She actually had to be taken out of school because she was creating too much drama at school with her blistering hotness. Danielle Bregoli has -nothing- on this girl. She is literally in the top 10 sexiest females I've ever seen in my life, anywhere. Including all internet porn models and instagram. She looks a lot like a young Jessica Alba with boobs ten times the size.

But she's also still just a dumb kid and it really shows in most of the videos.

I don't know how to feel about this. I feel like I've seen something that only happens one in a million times. You hear about that one girl who had boobs as big as her head in middle school while she was skinny as a rail. Well, this is the girl.

No pics or videos. I'm taking no chances with spoiling it. But I felt like I had to share some way.

My adhd and anxiety is keeping me from doing anything. I want to go and get a job or go back to college, but by the end of the day I end up forgetting to do it. I tell myself I'll do it right away in the morn but I just forget to do it again. I'm cycling real hard right now and I don't know how to stop.

I'll take a house beer please.

Good on you for keeping this thread going, OP. Jack would be proud.

I'll take a shot of pernod. I have a girl that I've developed a crush on. First time I've felt this way in years. The people around me says she likes me, but I know she doesn't. It's a depressing situation.

>>37989865
It's late here and im really hungry.. Don't know what to eat.

Fireball and Dr. Pepper homeslice.

I just got back from a screening of Baby Driver and dug the fuck out of it. Also, my co-workers re-did my Tinder Profile, which may yield interesting results.

>>37989865
>I drink alone

Yes OP, fucking yes. I came into this thread just because of your God tier music choice. Still, I'm not a cunt, I'll share my woes. Lighter one is that I won't be getting any booze for a few days, but when I get it I'm getting that Gibson's Finest, niggas. Best thing Canada has ever produced.
Now for the heavier feels.

>try to improve life
>stop using 4chan for 4 years
>hell, stop using internet
>go back to school
>get /fit/
>succeed in all of these goals
>but I still came back
>not only did I come back, but during my hiatus I did almost nothing when I wasn't working toward my basic ass goals aside from watch shitty TV or daydream
>tfw all I want is to be with my waifu, and that men and women and myself are all soulless fucks incapable of love
>I'm only good at pretending that I can love when I cuddle my pillow at night pretending it's her
>I've never been in a relationship, but I would probably crush my waifu's heart if she were real in 5 seconds cause of my stupid monkey brain that just wants to jizz in a variety of holes
>only chance of that not happening is if I'm a 1 in a billion person that has the right kind of mental issues to not have the drive to cheat
>tfw there is nothing in this world to believe in
>tfw you just want your last moments as you hallucinate before you disappear forever to be her holding you and saying everything is going to be okay

I know love doesn't exist, and that I'm probably not even capable of it, but I just want to love someone and be loved in turn. Fuck this society for indoctrinating me into Hollywood bullshit myths that are 100% lies and making me want something fake. I've been working since I was 13 to undo this shit, and I've mostly failed.

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>>37990094
>>37990144
nice fuckin blog posts, now order something
>>37990119
>I'll be alone.
I'm alone since 1991
it is fun when you realize you can do whatever
grab some easy girl and shamelessly parade here around your family

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>>37990185
>I want to go and get a job or go back to college
been there, done that
listen, even with your autism or adhd or whatever you got you still have to earn money to spend it in virtual taverns
You gotta find something you love doing, and find some way that people will pay for it
It is doable, I returned to college after 4 years and I love it

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>>37990234
>I know she doesn't
girls, man
give her a flower, see what happens

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>>37990293
think about it or get outta my bar, this is honest den of depravity and alcoholism, not restaurant
>>37990532
I have no idea how to comment on that since I do not even have Tinder

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>>37990694
love may exist, love may not exist, but good fucking is almost as good
emotions are overrated anyway

>>37989865

A bottle of scotch and leave the bottle, barkeep.

please and thank you

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>>37991169
hard day, eh?

>>37991149
>Gibson's Finest 12
Thank you again. So much better than 8.
I'll take a Gibsons 18 if it's good, only heard stories. I'm probably going to get a vasectomy and start fucking for fun, or I'm going to finally nail this celibacy shit and ascend feels altogether. Here's to the dream, brother.

>>37991183

I mean i'd order the exact same thing if I was happy but... i'm on /r9k/

a friend of mines friend killed themselves and i've been talking with them all day its awful and i'm exhausted

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>>37991214
>>37991214
>I'm probably going to get a vasectomy and start fucking for fun
personally I'd not snip, because I fuck so rarely that rubbers are ok for me

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>>37991237
On the house. Sorry for your loss.
May I know how they died?

I dont know.
The only girl I know I love is a crazy fuck for other guy, but this person doesn't love her the way she loves him.
BUT I FUCKING LOVE HER.
I'm nothing proud of it, but it's true.
But the way that I love her, even if she doesn't love me; is the same way she loves the other dipshit.
What should I fucking do? I'm helpless.
I want to be with her, but I couldn't be with someone that I know doesn't love me the way I do.
Fuck, I'm even asking for help on 4chan because I don't have anyone that I can talk about it without fucking my situation.

Anything on the rocks for me, please

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>>37991288
you have many options:
easiest is stealing her from him by showing that he is inferior yo you in any way
second is more tricky, you need to arrange that guy cheating on girl you love, you can order professional hooker to do that
third is violence

>>37991267

Thank you. A toast, then, to Travis.

I didn't know him, which makes it weird.

He died by swallowing a bunch of pills and walking into the ocean. I'm serious.

>>37991249
Nah man, leave the bottle and let me tell you why that's some shit. If you don't want kids, and vasectomies remove risk but keep your balls, why not just maximize pleasure?
Sure there's risks of STI's but I won't go down this path unless I say fuck it to everything and stop caring altogether.

Still, since I'm a virgin faggot and should consider all angles, what condoms are good?

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>>37991303
To Travis
may his soul walk under the waves for all eternity
>you cannot save people from themselves

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>>37991327

Thank you for caring, anon.

It means a lot

>>37991306
if you are virgin faggot then there is no need for you to snip, aye?
and rubbers altogether feel almost the same for me, but pussies differ in feels
perhaps you should consider visiting some asian massage parlor? at least you would get some good handjob

>>37991301
Do you think I should let her know that I still love her?

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>>37991357
someone got to, even random weirdo on interwebz
>>37991365
>I still love her?
>still
you told her that in the past?

>>37991361
There might be a need to snip if I go all in and embrace the hedonistic lifestyle, though. First place I'll go is Amsterdam if the shit goes down, we'll see.

Keep the change, and have a lovely evening, gentlemen. Made me feel like I was doing something for a few minutes, and that's something.

one beer

what the fuck is with the random-ass deletions. who the fuck deletes a woman hate thread on fucking /r9k/. the jan is fucking retarded and I've pissed away a decade of my life on this site to the point that I have nowhere else to go

>>37991393
We dated sometimes and even had a 2 month relationship, but recently I discovered she only stayed with me because that guy doesn't wanted her. Or something like that.

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>>37991432
when you thought you reached hell, it freezes
woman hate threads are important part of /r9k/, it's sanctuary from roasties, but some whores and white knights cannot even agree on leaving robots alone
fuckwits

>>37989865
I'll take the usual, extra dry martini.

Hope everyone here has been doing alright. I recently started talking to a girl, despite my massive anxiety surrounding relationships, and it's not going so bad.

>>37991434
>toxic roastie story #1424
break their relationship, pump her and dump her
she deserves it, and your love have nothing to do with it
for bonus points get girl who is better than she is

Old Tom and tonic please.

I get attached too quickly to pretty boys. Been seeing this guy for a week or two, and I've slept with him a few times, just casually, no commitment. Except he's fucking beautiful and I can't help but to feel some sort of attachment to his pretty face and body, and he has a great past and a great job.
I don't feel like I will ever be good enough for him, I don't know if he will ever feel anything for someone as mediocre as I am. He might be fucking some hot girl on the side right now, a man like him can have any girl he wants and that kills me inside.
He hasn't been actively replying to my messages today, I hope he is just busy with work and, even if he's seeing another girl, that's completely his thing and I can't control it. He's sweet when he wants sex and after that he's cold as fuck and I don't know if he actually enjoys my company. I'm just an autistic fucker who adopts personality traits from popular girls and Stacies and dress like a thot.

Why am I like this?? Every time I tell myself no more relationships with pretty fuckboys I get sucked into an emotional whirlpool and self sabotage. The advice I have been given is to play it chill, but I don't know how? fuck I'm such a mess.

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>>37991450
good for you anon
no one can fix your own issues but yourself, and perhaps some cyborg surgeon in the future, but we do't have those yet

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>>37991449
this is from another thread I made

these are deletions from this board ostensibly perpetrated by the management
even if you're a /pol/nigger who gets mad at gay threads and uses twitter more than 4chan, what the fuck is with the rest of this shit

look at this random-ass deleted alien, though. all of this controversial shit and then in the middle of it, a thread for greys, pulled for no reason. OR WAS IT

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Started joining the military, then realized I made be Trans. Not sure how to feel about all this tbqh

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>>37991483
here you go
no advice for you other than you got to grow a pair, girl
stop being such wuss, get some hardass attitude, and start telling people to fuck off

>>37991458
They aren't in a relationship, actually.
But I can't get her out of my head.
At least, how should I get my revenge? In what kind of ways?

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I can't sleep, barkeep. Give me something that'll knock me out.

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>>37991531
sure thing anon
can't sleep because trouble is afoot?
>>37991520
you could order hooker with STD, pax extra to her to fuck the guy, chick would get STD from him, everybody loses
or you could just get some rebound girl

Malibu on the rocks please.

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>>37991393

We're all weirdo's on the internet here, boss

and i've never felt more at home

Tried to keep it short but it's kinda long. I don't know how to feel about this.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t380ySafSr

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>>37991549
here you go
>>37991554
I know that feel

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>>37991569

oh wow wew

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>>37991558
for fucks sake man, next time just type it down like normal patron, I had to turn off my jukebox to listen to all that
-------------------
TAKING A 45 MINUTE BREAK
Don't ruin my bar, talk to each other a little

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FOR HE HAS CONVINCED THOUSANDS OF MEN AND WOMEN TO DISREGARD THE SHACKLES OF MEDIOCRITY

THE IGNORANT AND/ THE SLAVE WILL COME TOGETHER IN THAT REJOICED DAY FOR THEY ARE ALL IN THE SAME

FOR REASONS UNKNOWN HE RAISES ONCE MORE PREHAPS FOR REDEMPTION BUT WE SHALL NOT KNOW

>>37991606
Water would be great right now. So thirsty but only have wine near by

>>37991547
>can't sleep because trouble is afoot?
No, my sleep schedule is just fucked.

>>37991606
My man that's too much to type out. Plus, it doesn't capture emotion as well and I like talking about things.

>>37991702
I listened to the whole thing, Anon.
I sympathize with your feels, because loving someone is a burn when they move away/on. You said this shit only went down 3/4 weeks ago, you'll heal. Also, you're all dying from feels by the sounds of it, and she's going out and having good times. If she truly felt like you, she would act the same as you atm. But of course women recover after like 2 days. You might have to accept the fact that your friends/gf were just not for you, and you need to either get new friends, or get into something else. I have jack shit to do too, and it's painful at times, but some days are good. Fight for those.

At least you got losers on /r9k/ to >>>/hugbox/ with every now and again. It ain't much, but it's something, and you gotta make it work.

>>37991809
Worst of all, she put everyone before me. She'd talk to me late at night for 5 minutes then sleeping. "Just checking up on you" she'd say. What the fuck is that? I was of less priority a some random person in her eyes. She'd spare a minute of her time for others during the day but not for me. Not even. Maybe it was her own way of treating me in a special manner.

In any case, I guess I'll just forget about her like you said. Probably the best choice.

>>37991875
Haha wow, fuck her, what a cuntomologist.

Replace sadness with temporary rage, then after you get that poison out of your system, embrace stoicism+apathy. It will suck at first, but soon you will be beyond normies, robots, and even revered alphas. Become the TRUE wizard.

Before I go, remember this. Another anon put it so good a few days ago, saying social interaction is a physiological need. Once you realize you need interaction the way you need food, water, sleep, and shitting+pissing, you won't put emotions/pussy on a pedestal. Really, man, fuck anyone that would treat you like that, feel NOTHING. It's for your health.

Peace, anons.

>>37989865
One pint of cider.
Trying out tinder again.
Haven't seen so much stacies in along ass time. Doubt il have much of a chance on it. Wish me luck.

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I'm back
>>37991692
here you go
Summer is now, drink few liters of water everyday to keep yourself healthy and refreshed
beer works fine too

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>>37991961
Good luck with your Tinder hunt

>>37992001
Thanks lad.
Might aswell try and get something out of it. Majority of my "friends" hate me now anyway. They got all mad at me working so much I couldn't see them. Also complete normies.
I have more empathy when animals get hurt than humans at this stage.

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>>37992027
they hate you for not having time for them?
that is weird as fuck, my friends have no time for me and I accept that, they all have fiances or kids or house with mortgage and fancy cars while I have books and this virtual establishment
anyhow, screw them, they are not you

Are you the same poster from around 6 mo ago?

Real strong vodka soda please.

I'm back from a pretty long hiatus here, currently on my uni break after doing really well in my classes. Also managed to get some experience with a girl a little while ago, and land myself some sort of job.

I'm trying to get back into the habit of weightlifting, i'd been going consistently for 2-3 years, with acceptable numbers, and now it's been two months since i've worked out, i feel like im slowly wasting away.

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>>37992046
Let me send you a screenshot of what they said. I have little time for normies anymore. Would love to gun them down but they don't deserve bullets.

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>>37989865
Give me a beer

I turned 18 today, and got my driver's licence. Still, I feel longing for my childhood. I feel like I am more child than a man.

;_;

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>>37992111
>Are you the same poster from around 6 mo ago?
probably yes, I sometimes open this right before exams
FnF will be open more frequently starting the day after tomorrow
go lift! Lifting weights help holding feels!

>>37992155
of course you are more child than a man you are fucking 18. get the fuck up this website and back to school you little shit

>>37992138
they all look like obnoxious faggots, use emotes when talking to men like a faggots, and I have no idea whatsoever what the fuck is
>seshing

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>>37992155
growing up is a trap, you cannot ungrow up
but it feels strangely satisfying
now you only have to plant a tree, raise a son and kill a man

>>37991512
not OP
Don't worry, just act natural. When I was in the Army Finnish Defense Forces we had a trap there. We called him "cabin pussy". You'll be fine, just don't attract too much attention to yourself

>>37992195
could be Australian slang/meme for a drinking session.

>>37992138
Are these guys the YEAH THE BOYS type? They could just be drinking buddies who are angry/insecure that you're working on yourself, and have less time for them. Give it time, they may stop giving a shit.

>>37992242
They only care as much as you do. Only as big as your ego.

>>37992242
Majority of them are the spineless libtard type. Bunch of huge faggots to be honest. I was planning to get out of there for good. They already verbally attacked one robot friend of mine and another friend who isn't talking to them. They can fuck off for all I care. One of them the girl is polish. Was a shame hitler didn't genocide every last one of those subhuman slav trash. Seshing is an Irish term for drinking. I'm not a mad drinker to be honest. I can only drink pints or I get really drunk. Poor alchohol tolerance desu.

>>37992290
It'd be bad if they got worse and actually started killing people.

>>37992300
Like, en mass

adsfadsa

>>37992195
Pretty much. Have a based robot friend in the chat recording everything they say. It's great desu. I have loads of evidence against them now. Majority are from single parent families or some other degenerate shit.

Yeah I'll have robitussin and coke pls
>be NEET hikki for a long time
>27 year old virgin in a few weeks
>thinking about just getting a hooker

>>37992300
They're all headed to college.
They haven't a chance desu. Not a brain between the lot of them. Bar one who's going to England. I hope it's a hard brexit to bankrupt that miserable fuck.

>>37992326
Bio-technology/genetics majors have plans of developing bio-logical weapons in order to defend themselves while they invent immortality/curse diseases that ail them. Not just majors, but those generally interested it. I'm not saying they've got anything dangerous or anything like that, but they have that mindset, only some of them. Sort of like mad scientists.

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>>37992326
been there, done that
will feel divine, but in the end, will change nothing
meh, you may feel better about yourself so do it of you want
apparently some coupons are involved in your order
>>37992290
>Was a shame hitler didn't genocide every last one of those subhuman slav trash
fuck you too potato bastard

>>37992354
high chance that that idealism will get beaten out of them from 1-2 years in academia

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Where did slav bartender go? Is he ded?

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>>37989865
A glass of water - I don't drink, I just like the atmosphere here

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>>37992624
I have returned
my internet died for almost 4 hours
such is the life in slavland
>>37993596
here, catch

Get me something strong but fruity, Wojak.
I'm having a very specific feel of remembering old acquaintances. People I've talked to and joked around with but never really were friends with.
Back in high school I used to joke around with a hot blonde goth, a smart mousy russian, and a plain faced ginger meme girl who made french class worth waking up to even if I was failing it. And in Chemistry and Gym I had a fat gay friend named John and a girl who was pretty qt but had an ugly nose who I used to be able to joke around with.
Plus they're was those kids in the hallway I feel like I could trust, a triangle faced guy with a roman nose and greasy hair and a handsome blonde yet short chad who used to be an embarrassing geek like me.
I miss those guys robots.

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>>37994532
are they all dead now?

>>37994560
No I just left high school without ever asking them for their numbers or contact information. I've never been good with knowing when it's alright to ask people for contact information.

>>37994587
you can still find them, but you have to go back to school
don't you have some school photos of your classroom taken after you finished, with everybody's name written under it? Such things are usual where I live.
Finding merely 1 person from your class would suffice, because if you find 1, then he/she finds another and in no time you catch contact with people you actually want

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I'll take a pint of your cheapest. Anyone else feel like no matter how hard they try, nobody ever looks at them? Sounds weird but I feel like my life lacks a lot of eye contact. It's very disconnecting. No woman has looked me in the eyes in over a year since my last. I'm just gonna chug this pint and take a nap.

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>>37994669
it is you who have o look people in the eye
girls dig that

>>37994687 at work I try to converse with qt waitress, but she's so dry, and somehow the other cooks get smiles out of her. Does being ugly outweigh confidence?

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>>37994795
confidence cannot really be outweighed by anything

>>37994795
I mean I know I should move on but I've had little chances of meeting other women, and I'm already uncomfortable enough

>>37994807
What's the verdict? What would you do, in my situation?

>>37994838
I would brink cofee in vacuum bottle and ask her to join me when we both have our break
but the cofee must be exquisite, not some tesco tier crap

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I am going to receive a mental health screening this Friday and I want it to be here. Something is wrong and I want it to be better. I was diagnosed with aspergers early in my life and got virtually no treatment for it. I was soaring in school/college and then I hit a valley in my life and performance.

A part of me knows to accept responsibility for my actions by accepting my life went to shit a little because of me. But at the same time i cannot help but feel resentment for my family (particularly my mother) for giving me the proper help I need for my issues. I am taking control or at least moving in that direction but as much clarity as I have about me needing help at this point there is still so much i am confused about.

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So I've been flirting with a girl at work (despite being in a relationship).
Well last night she came over adn we had sex, but I didn't even enjoy it. Feel like the chase was better than the catch.
Hit me up with with some cheap lager.
Is this the kind of establishment I can buy a cheeky wee chaser line?

I JUST LOVE THESE THREADS.

Well lads, I got a job, I'm going to a decent uni in the fall, I have a little friend group I play fighting games and DnD with. My life kinda feels like it's coming together. I'd like to start going to the gym (poor fag can't afford a summer gym subscription) as well, and going for more regular runs and playing with my dogs.

So yeah, I should be pretty happy. But I'm not. Tfw no gf continues to loom. Is it time to try tinder or something?

>>37995130
Oh, and I'll take a molson.

>>37989865
>act like a hoe
>get treated like a hoe
>gee anon...why are you such an angry sperglord

why do normie girls do this?

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>>37995130
>>37995153
sure thing mate
If you are /fit/ and into DnD hit some fantasy convention
chicks there are very, very slutty

I'll take a beer

I knew this girl for 6 months now and we're really into each other but lately she hasn't been talking to me less and less and I think I'm attached, lads. I don't know what to do. The thing is that she fucking loves me but she can barely talk to me or see me due to my studies and her strict family

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>>37995103
here you go, and no, I am not selling cheeky chaser lines, I am simple bartender, not some great hunter
last time I bought beer to some girl in a bar they didn't even talked to me

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>>37995323
arrange meeting with her in her free time
if that fails, organize group getaway with sole purpose of taking her to a remote location
>>37995117
thanks
>>37995197
nature of women anon

>>37995350
That's what I'm trying to do, pray for me, man. She's the one

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>>37995373
>She's the one
move the universe for her anon
you can do that
this one is on the house, go get her tiger

Give me some cider please.

It just stopped raining. I need to go to the chemist's. Should I?

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>>37995458
yes, but take umbrella

>>37995497
Ok, coming back in 10 minutes

Jim beam for me, Mr bartender.

I live in third world, had a car crash which cost me 550 $ which is my two months salary and my precious savings. I just sit and sob quietly. Almost had a car. Just fuck my life, I want to end this misery

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>>37995602
don't you have some kind of insurance?

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barkeep here
closing for today, will open again day after tomorrow
you are free to hang out and talk but no more drinks
good night you cyber drunkards

>>37995507
Just came back. It was so sunny that I went for a 20 minute walk, but it ended up raining again at the end.
Thinking on making me a hot chocolate tonight......I hope it gets comfy. How is comfyness in your country, bartender?

>>37996049
bye bye and thanks

>>37996049
Thanks anon. You're appreciated man.

>>37989865
So you serve Bleach?

>>37992155
>tfw when you're older than 18 and still don't have you licence

>>37989865
give me shot of vodka and keep em comming

it was in middle school.There was this one black metal girl.she was absolute 10/10 dark hair blue eyes. it's been ten years since and i still can't forget her.
funny thing i never talked to her i don't even know her name but every time i think of those times i see her.

>>37991288
Here's advice. Until you've actually been with her and gotten to know her reasonably well, you don't love her, but your own mental projection of her.

All the girls in my team are giving me - and only me - the silent treatment, through no fault of my own.

In using this experience to rise above their petty BS

Ah, nothing for me, my good sir

one Bourbon, one Scotch, one Beer