Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
You guys please help
>after months of searching finally get a job offer
>they request I mail them some paperwork to finalize it all plus a picture of myself
>today while printing off my picture I was curious about what my asshole looks like so I sat on the scanner to scan a copy of my asshole
>go do some errands and shopping
>send the paperwork
>get home and find my profile picture still sitting on the printer rack
>can't find my asshole picture anywhere
I in all likelihood just mailed a picture of my hairy gross asshole to my future employer. Is there anyway to salvage this? Can I say my mail was tampered with or something? I really need this job, my parents were about to kick me out before I got it
>>37987192
Didn't happen, fuck off attention whore.
enthralling fiction, friendo
Yes, you just need to explain you were shot in the face as a baby. There was recently an article about this.
Alternatively
Just say you're a butthead
>>37987217
>>37987229
Why would I make up something like this?
>>37987217
>>37987229
>incredulous nu-males come to /r9k/ and are incapable of having fun
back to plebbit with you folks
>>37987575
>this is what the underaged newfags consider fun
i weep
>>37987192
I'm sorry anon. I am.