How do I turn my friend gay, r9k?

depends, are you HIV positive? and are you unattractive? if you answer yes to either of them, don't try.
Otherwise idfk desu

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Why turn your friend gay when you can just be gay with me, desu?

*upvotes*

As for your question, just suck his dick by force.

just transition with him
then you can rub girl dicks

>>37983238
Because you probably have STDs and you arenot from Sweden.

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>>37983293
Why do you just assume I have an ST-
>Sweden
Ah, that explains it.

this is exactly what marx wanted

Just force the fug on him, if he is a robot he probably wouldn't resist because a lot of you sad fucks are lonely and desperate, I'm only hear to laugh.

>>37983363
But anon, I just wanna cuddle desu

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Never go after or try to make someone gay. You'll just have your heart broken. Just look for someone already gay.

>>37983316
What did he originally mean by this?
Originally, of course.

>>37983174
Take a gun. Put it in your mouth. Pull the trigger. It will turn your friend gay 100% it always works

*upvotes*
Also you have to hope he's latently gay, if he's 100% straight you're screwed.

>>37983174
Become a trap. Date your friends.

>>37983174
>How do I turn my friend gay, r9k?
let him fuck your ass

Go till sverigetradan pa /int/ de ar experter pa sadant.

>>37984117
Ahhh speak englishhh

>>37984146
He just told OP to go to the Swedish /int/ thread. Said that they're experts regarding OP's question.

>>37984170
Oooooh ok. Thanks for the translation.

All you have to do is manage to sneak something up his butt, even just for one second. Think of it like a stealth mission. Once boys realize the joy of being penetrated, that the anus is an erogenous zone it's over they're hopelessly gay for life.

Get drunk with him and wait till he's vulnerable. Then jerk him off and suck his dick. When he wakes up he'll realize that he's a faggot and you'll be his bf yay.

>>37983174
I have been conditioning my cuteboy friend to be gay over about three years now. I think I have turned him but I am not sure. Here are some of the things I've done.

>went on holiday with his family, shared room (beds next to each other)
>subtly pushed beds together each day
>start being topless as the norm (usually in swim shorts anyway)
>start making it the norm to wear only boxer briefs at night. He seems to feel comfortable doing this also and follows suit
>start getting visible boner one night- saved by blaming movie we were watching with female nudity
>remote was broken so the only way to change the channel was to lean over- I made sure he got a good view of my ass.

He even was comfortable enough to let me put suncream on him. Damn, that was a good holiday...

More recently I got to sleep in his bed with another guy also when we were all pissed. Spooned with him for the whole night, erect dick pressing into his ass through his boxers.

Maybe he was just sleeping but damn, I can't shake the thought that he was awake for at least some of it and letting it happen.

>>37984331
I think I will use this tactic next anon.

>>37984574
To quantify, I was spooning with the guy from the greentext, it just happened that another friend was with us (who has a girlfriend so pretty sure he ain't gay unfortunately)

>>37984574
>inb4 you finally make him gay and he hooks up with another guy because you waited too long.

GL Anon 3 years is a long time.

>>37985090
If he does end up being gay the first person he'd probably feel comfortable around telling is me anyway. The best scenario is that he finds out what I am trying to do and is actually into it, or if he doesn't realize what I am doing but it works and he falls for me first. The worst is if it works subliminally and he goes for someone else, or if he is never gay and I never find out. I'd rather that he tell me flat out he isn't into it.

But knowing him, he is timid. Someone would likely have to make the first move on him and I may have to do that. Gonna do what the other anon suggested and get him pissed (and me slightly drunk for courage.)

>>37985213
Yeah get him drunk and cuddle a few times, also he might be gay but to uncomfortable to tell you just bear in mind.

>>37985282
>Yeah get him drunk and cuddle a few times
Basically what happened when I spooned with him. If success is achieved I will definitely report back to /r9k/

>>37985423
Do it OP as a closeted cuteboy I wanna see this work

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>>37983238
Did moot start hitting the gym and sucking cock since he left 4chan? I hope so, he deserves better than his gf.

>>37983238

Damn, that's moot now??

He got /fit/ since he sold 4chan huh

>>37983523
Is that how your dad became gay?

>>37983174
Make gay jokes around him constantly, maybe he'll become curious

>>37983174
By leaving him the fuck alone.
If he doesn't know you're gay, you're a faggot.

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>>37983174
Just find a gay boy instead, my boyfriend was already gay when I meet him, probably save me a lot of effort.

are you implying being a faggot is a choice, faggot?

>>37986552
Are you implying it's not, faggot?

>>37983174
>tfw no gf
>tfw started thinking about how perfect best friend would be in a relationship
>tfw not gay
How do I turn myself gay /r9k/

>>37986552
>are you implying being a faggot is a choice, faggot?
It literally is and that's fine

>>37987213
>>37986566
oh i knew it was a choice all along it just didn't fit your faggot liberal narrative. I guess since u faggots won your rights the truth comes out.

>>37986646
go on a date with a qt

>>37987554
How do I get a qt, I'm ugly

>>37985213
>I'd rather that he tell me flat out he isn't into it.

but you spent three fucking years 'conditioning' him instead of just telling him flat out what you're into

i don't think you'd 'rather he tell you flat out' at all. if you were you'd have cut to the chase a while ago.

grow some balls cunt

>>37987685
get /fit/ try your luck out.

>>37983174
fuck communism and fuck drumpf. Wait I mean fuck anime and fuck gay people.

>>37987685
lol then you're FUCKED if you're actually ugly

fatness can be fixed but a fucked up face is always fucked up

>>37983174
>friend
mmm friend

>>37987511
>oh i knew it was a choice all along it just didn't fit your faggot liberal narrative. I guess since u faggots won your rights the truth comes out.
What rights did we win?

Any homosexual who unironically thinks gay marriage changes his fucking life whatsoever is a moron. It's like the government saying "congrats! Your life is better now!"
It doesn't affect shit, and it goes in the wrong direction. The institution of marriage is archaic and needs to be dismantled, not further entrenched into the laws of our country

tldr we didn't win shit, however it was great for making more people on board with the homosex